RaccoonMagic
40410
1654
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cat tax
FP edit: I want your newds. And your cats. I want your cat's newds.
Dec 26, 2015 6:27 AM
RaccoonMagic
40410
1654
1377
cat tax
FP edit: I want your newds. And your cats. I want your cat's newds.
Rytam
whats wrong here. i onle see the cat
Gsandwiches
5/7
AnusMaximusConquerorofAnus
Merry Christmas lovely
Blumenberries
You should've hit up that nsfw selfie thread floating around in User Sub... ;) lol but only if you want to
WhereAreMyTesticlesSummer
Oh fine, take one!
thepaperbag000
I feel compelled to pet your cat. Is this normal?
RaccoonMagic
It is for me. So yes.
PGaugerizzle
http://imgur.com/ZTNXsgK
GingeraffeTW
Here's my proposal. I ignore the fact that this is late if you get to be on my Christmas wish list.
Momotaro69
I will upvote every comment you have made for a picture of your butthole.
RaccoonMagic
http://imgur.com/BVQ5V2d
DrJohnnyZoidberg
Well played. He's my butthole too lol
MagnificentGraymatter
Inbox me your butt please. I reciprocate.
offensivegoku
That cat looks cute
RaccoonMagic
Thank you! He's 50% Maine Coon and 100% sassy beast.
Stitchedcopper
Why u no put mirror up??
RaccoonMagic
Because I'm short.. And when the mirror is angled up, it makes me feel tall.
ohapieceofcandy
The placement of that door stopper leads me to believe that mirror is not in a safe place.
RaccoonMagic
It is precisely one half inch from the doorknob.
fatfloats
Your face, I like it http://imgur.com/CcCYTLC
readytoplow
http://imgur.com/gd3K7In
redshirtcalvinkid
Your hair is absolutely gorgeous!
RaccoonMagic
Thanks! It's homemade!
redshirtcalvinkid
It's funny you should say that. Whenever someone compliments my hair, my response is usually, "Thanks, I grew it myself!"
nossa
Dang girl, you like fat men with beards?
Doctortroojan
Damn you look good, and like you are ready to cuddle up and watch the annual showing of Die Hard
wrmeredi
Holy shit OP! You're fucking stunning!
nicolayardy
Fuck you
ArthurBooRadley
With me.
ihazanaccount
You have a cat! That's by far the best skill you could have as far as imgur is concerned.
MiloCoatedBanana
What's in the jar? Jam or candle? Honey?
RaccoonMagic
Timber Bamboo candle. Smells like heaven.
homobean
Lol, you imply that the rest of us are skilled or funny or smart or useful in any way.
BearsandUnicycles
I'm enjoying the hair she has honestly. Like, its god damn near purfect.
RaccoonMagic
Ah thanks! I grew it myself.
BearsandUnicycles
Yeah I grew my cat myse- wait no
CaptainMcMoot
OP looks like the kind of gal that has 10 cats out of the frame of the picture.
RaccoonMagic
Ten? Jesus Christ, no. Only, like, six. And two dogs.
CaptainAmerica1776
I like the way your face looks. I also like the way your cat looks. (And your boobs, full disclosure)
CaptainAsshole
Back for more I see...
CaptainAmerica1776
Happy holidays, nemesis.
RaccoonMagic
Your honesty is commendable. +1
CaptainAmerica1776
I want your number and to bring you home to my mother.
thisismymobileaccount
@OP, why does your cat have a thousand yard stare? Just what has the little one seen?
RaccoonMagic
His mom was a truck driver's ridealong cat. Before we got him, he was in Tennessee, Kentucky, Ohio, South Carolina, and... Florida...
thisismymobileaccount
Ah, so he may well just be accustomed to staring off at things one thousand yards away, not horribly traumatized.
RaccoonMagic
Or he's still traumatized from Florida. Your guess is as good as mine.
dethbycharizard
What a majestic looking beast. Also, nice cat.
RaccoonMagic
A stray that kinda just wondered in off the streets. And the cat I got from a family friend.
HonestFacelessThrowaway
It didn't merely wander in, it appeared through raccoon magic.
RaccoonMagic
This is actually very true. Santa isn't the only one who sneaks in through the chimney.
dethbycharizard
Nice to both. Both look well groomed and comfortable. +1, and +1 for username because raccoon's are fucking wizards.
RaccoonMagic
I'll take em! Merry Christmas, @dethbycharizard!
dethbycharizard
Merry christmas @RaccoonMagic.
ImMostLikelySober
Your eyes. I like those things.
RaccoonMagic
Thanks. I got 'em from my mom.
twichy07
I really don't think the cat tax was required for this. both are still nice.
AbeFromanSausageKingOfChicago
That's a little selfish. Maybe you should give 'em back so she can see!
ImMostLikelySober
Tell her i said. "Sup"
RaccoonMagic
She made me +1 your selfie. Cheers!
ImMostLikelySober
Your mom rocks. Tell her to hit me up sometime if she wants to shoot the shit.
ThatguyfromNebraska
Do you go to UNL?
RaccoonMagic
Nope. Not yet. SCC for now. You?
ThatguyfromNebraska
Yeah! What are you studying? (This is my below average attempt at flirting...)
RaccoonMagic
Lol I'm just taking care of gen.eds for now. Hopefully I'll have it figured out soon. You?
ThatguyfromNebraska
Hey I got a laugh I must be doing okay! And I'm studying Elementary Education. What do you want to do!