Danger Noodle Librarian

Apr 6, 2018 1:47 PM

FreyaNicci

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8 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Those are some seriously hungry noodles

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'd probably be a little bitchy too if I was stored in a cabinet and only taken out when they wanted to harvest my venom.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 111 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I can't tell if this guy is amazing or terrible at his job.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This just makes me sad. So many tiny boxes.

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 5

Honestly you can give snakes a really big cage they will still smash themselves into a crevasse. They like smol spaces.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Yeah I know...I didn't necessarily meant that I thought it was bad conditions, it just still made me sad.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

If you put a Snake into a large terrarium it will freak out and hurt itself, in the wild snakes only move to hunt given the choice.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Those bins seem very safe

8 years ago | Likes 382 Dislikes 3

Why wouldn't they be?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

They are. My ex has around 50 Ball Pythons at any given time. She doesn’t feed them this fast though.

8 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

I can imagine so, Ball pythons are certainly fussy feeders compared to most species, takes about 30 minutes to feed mine and I only have 3!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm not sure if this is an interesting anecdote or a clever insult

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Interesting anecdote. That guy in video looks like he’s been doing that for years. My ex is relatively new to breeding snakes.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

The bins are exceptionally safe, so long as the fit between bin and shelf is tight enough. Any snake strong enough to be at risk for escape

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Should be housed in a much larger, free standing locked box.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Thanks for giving satan ideas for when I go to hell

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah that’s a big nope

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That cobra would not have gotten lunch that day, until he learns how to act right!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think your lizards might have autism

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Bad noodle!

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I've noticed cobras don't seem to have good eye sight.

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

No matter what always have goggles on they try to blind you.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or manners

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Don't be fooled. They're goofy fucks and play with their food.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Dude has ice water in his veins.

8 years ago | Likes 633 Dislikes 0

He knows how to not lose his cool because if he does, he’ll get bit.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

He knows how not to lose his cool because he will get bit anyway eventually. It’s part of his job.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

IIRC he's been bitten 3-4 times including at least once more since this was filmed.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Probably not the first time he's dealt with this situation.

8 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

Ya, he did all his screaming already. Those days are past.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

...and no fucks in his pockets...jesus...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just another day at the office, pitching mice at venomous coils of rapid-striking muscle.

8 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

Sometimes experience can foster over confidence. This can lead to people dropping their guard, which causes accidents.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

"Could you fuckin NOT, Kevin?!" - Guy Probably

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

He's a cold hearted snake! Look into his eyes!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oo oo, he's been telling lies!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a calm born from experience and knowing where the antivenom is stashed.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Spectacled Cobras are such prissy twats.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why can't they all be like the first one?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Why can't humans be like the first one?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What's the point of keeping the snakes in tiny boxes like that. Sure "research", don't snakes need more room?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Nope. Snakes like small spaces. They get defensive in large enclosures

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Thats like snek prison.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Like how is he so calm? Hes like yeah yeah ok fred up you go... back in the box.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I really like how the first one is like *snatch* thanks!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"mmmmMMMMMMWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHhhhhhh" -nope rope, probably

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've seen this before but +1 for the title

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How long ago? I last saw about 1 year ago

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read some where that the second bite can be deadly even with anti venom due to later being allergic to the bite

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You actually become allergic to the anti-venom.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You get bitten enough times and the anti venom is more dangerous than the actual venom.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How much does he get paid to do this?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Not enough

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

3 spoons of rice

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

4 money

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No, he just got a raise. He now earns 5.23 Km/h

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They only pay him air miles.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why are they keeping snakes in a drawer?

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Easiest way. They like small spaces.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

cool

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Milking them of there venom for anti-venom. Witch cost more than gold by volume.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who says these are venomous snakes? They're being bred as pets.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

their*, which*, not correcting you to be rude, but better here than at work or school.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't give a fuck!!Not being rude just don't care!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Damn baby, witch cost more than gold!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude to snake like:

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Forgot to add a space before the link

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Oh thanks!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I feel like there must be a better way.

8 years ago | Likes 152 Dislikes 3

Some sort of big fuck off mouse cannon...?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A Hazmat Suit might be helpful.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This!

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Any tube type system and the snake would get out. They are master escape artists and the enclosures must be inspected to be escape proof.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is actually the best way. Often snakes won't take pretty that isn't moving, even if it's warm, so you have to present it to them.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

*prey

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, there’s is no cheaper way.

8 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is better than when I did it with baby snakes. Stack of plastic boxes with lids. Had to take lids off each box and replace it afterward

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, dangling prey in front of something with a pounce response might not be a good idea if the creature doesn't have the room to pounce.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Otherwise there’s a chance they won’t eat if you just dump the food in there. They’re not exactly smart animals.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Seems like one could funnel mice into bins without having snakes jump out every other time

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

You have to clean the bins the soon after they eat anyways, there’s no more efficient way.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is where inventors come into play

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

cylindrical tube, slide those mice down to their doom

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But for some snakes they need to strike feed

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's clearly waiting until the snake grabs the food before closing the bin, even for the ones that get out so, probably not a good thing

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know what animal would fit through such a tube?

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Or like a little 2-step slanted tube where you open the outside, slip the mouse in, close the outside, then open the inside and it slides in

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Dead man's door"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah that. You could build it such that you could feed ‘em all in one shot. Without the death and such.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Man his snakes are assholes, just take the fuckin mouse ya ungrateful bastards!

8 years ago | Likes 375 Dislikes 3

Looks like a couple of them couldn't find them.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol right and the cobras are like escape but wait mouse

8 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 0

Having a snake, I can say they are sometimes absolute goofs, and will strike at dumb stuff when it's feeding time.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Shut up and take my mous!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You might be a little upset too if you were stored inside a drawer.

8 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 4

Who says I dont like being in a drawer?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Maybe the drawer is warm and comfortable? Reptiles aren’t known for their active lifestyle.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Why are snakes in bins anyways? I'd probably be all pissy if I got woken up from a slumber in my box of shame and darkness

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

They actually like dark enclosed spaces. This is called rack system. Its what snake breeders use.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Why the hell would someone breed them !!! ????????????

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Some people collect venomous snakes but mostly they are bred and milked to make antivenom.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Where are the snakes nipples?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do they like being stuck in a small box?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

All snakes care about is temp, security, and food. So it's really almost heaven. They don't have the same brain as mammals.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Oh, sometimes they care about mating.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0