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Nov 15, 2016 9:33 PM
FrankReynoldsMantisTobogganMD
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dialysisinflictor
"Which Rush album best describes the changes in the McDonald's dollar menu?"
UpvoteTotem
Considering my username, this will help in bringing up lots of discussions I'm not prepared for
riseofaodh
Jaden Smith is on Imgur?
zavex08
Whats imgur? How can we identify things when our eyes cant see themselves?
riseofaodh
You Can Discover Everything You Need To Know About Everything By Looking At Your Hands. -Jaden 2016
alphusultimus
Only If You Type Like This
Qualtagh
I like these, but something about the phrasing makes me instinctively flinch away in fear of having to write a five paragraph response.
KeeleonOhms
And you can just answer the question. You have to start your answer by paraphrasing the question.
HPTradecraft
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
penultimatewarrior
A chuckload
dontpanicimmostlyharmless
A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
BangstickMagnum
47
Hoop66
7!
phistrong
Is the wood soaked in logs first?
Cat4President
Dad?
loftynipples
Exactly 1 wood, a woodchuck's wood ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
nihilistdad
Asking the real questions.
DrKriegersClone
Humanity in three words: "A horrible species"
DarthCreep
HideousKojima
Stryder7x channel is pretty cool tho
docrandle
I actually really love that guy's videos, but I love Paper Mario and random development stuff.
Justineer
Humans have always been as curious about everyday minutia I believe. But for obvious reasons it never makes it into textbooks.
spongebobthrowthatassinacircle
SnackMasterRanger
Seriously but it's because these basic "deep" whatever's are just to vague and shallow now to have any conversation tbh I saw human nature
SnackMasterRanger
And I absolutely turned away as this isn't deep and if you don't check out history your fucking dumb. Not enough people know history to have
SnackMasterRanger
Conversations especially on fucking imgur posts. But this is I'm rant and my downvote.
topkekasaurus
What the hell are you trying to say
SnackMasterRanger
I'm saying these are shallow for shallow minded people
ICanHasJava
I think that was a dog with peanut butter in its mouth and not a person.
phistrong
Hookay, but why are 10 luigis stored in this room?
SnackMasterRanger
Ten Luigi's stored in one room? Cuz they fucking for in one room?
SnackMasterRanger
Nah but like what's the punch line now you got me hanging
ArtArchive
Sounds like somebody's been copying the end of chapter questions in a text book.
HolyShitZoom
Humans: Create by destroying.
JickityChi
I'm going to wait til i get super drunk with my friends, and then I'll whip these babies out. Should be glorious
whiskermittens
LSD topics x)
AuntSharron
"Real eyes realize real lies." Now draw some sacred geometry and smoke something. And stay off my damned lawn!!!
ilikedthedexterfinale
I need these for my Moral Reasoning final. "Write 3 thought provoking questions and answer them." Done!
werbetjr
We are, as members of the universe, agents of entropy. Question #2 is destruction
rpty
saving this for when i get high
Devante
I mean if you have to force a conversation...
SithElephant
I find the best topics if you have to force it revolve around lotion, skin, and wells.
Devante
And anal?
myinternetsucks
I need to smoke some weed.
Amathriel
The current favourites in my house: "is life a computer simulation and if so, do we have purpose?" and "Is math man made or universal law?"
ShutUrFuckUp
PHILOSOPHY BONER
LajesticVantrashellOfLob
7edgy8mye
SetOfAllSubsets
Translated as can't be bothered to think about them
Flyndaran
I glanced at them, and the few I read were inherently flawed stoner questions, not profound.
SetOfAllSubsets
Sure maybe a few of them are but most of them can be seriously considered. Which ones did you think were flawed?
Flyndaran
Too many to list.
EricFromAccounts
1,328,941deep1,328,943me
LajesticVantrashellOfLob
https://memegenerator.net/instance/66303580
neutrik
Are imgurians better at upvoting or downvoting?
Cere4l
downvoting, but the favourite button ruins it all
justthetip1221
Where's the answer key?
Soundoftesticles
On imgur: tree fiddy or darude
orangebunnies
In the mushroom
WithPride
It's out there and we have to get off of the computer to find it. ;_;
Hoop66
Yes. Yes. True. No. False. All of the above
underratedcommentz
10/10
janetfuckingsnakehole
The answer to all of it is 42
hutaiko
Whaaaaat? I got Abraham Lincoln
truthHurtsSometimes2200
It's written on your momma's ass, and there's still space left.
justthetip1221
I'll upvote just cause I know that took you some effort.
nihilistdad
I have it.
bomboy23
In the Bible (ooooooooooooooh snap)
justthetip1221
In the back right?
bomboy23
People downvoting like I wasn't being sarcastic... and Jewish
justthetip1221
Its really hard to read sarcasm. Try finger quotes.
Grudgebearingmidget
You mean that book that offers vague 'answers' and offers no replicable proof. The same book that steals from other religious scripture?
NamelessAndrew
Some boobs are in dire need of calming.
bomboy23
The very same
SnackMasterRanger
Steals? Check out "the carbon dating of dead Sea scrolls"
WhenIGrowUpIWannaBeARainbow
I would like to discuss these with people of cultures/countries/classes different to my own.
toomanyvegetables
Only two word are needed to describe the human race. Mostly harmless.
46853
*Absolutely harmful
ExtraZOIDBERG
Thanks Ford. Lol
Blecki
Violent naked apes.
DankLinguine
The movie
valen00
Bunch Of Assholes!
HexStadium
Bat shit crazy
Flyndaran
Most apes are just as violent. We're smart upright apes. That's how we differ from other apes, not really much else that's unique.
hadoeken
I went with "Bitch-Ass Niggas."
BeerBaconAndBoobies
lol
GuardianOfTheHamster
Arrogant little fucks
waldosbabe
An unpredictable variable
bonnietaco
I initially read "violent naked peas"
bestusernameintown
Yeah, those peas are nasty little shits
ImguriansFillMySaltReservoir
Who the hell do you think I am?!
Shpadoinkleman
To crib a line from Dilbert, people are just fish plus time.
Harloween
Selfish, immature, small
Mournclaw
I scrolled to a random question and had "how would you like to die", checks out.
chrisdafish
Skyrim belongs to the nords
Yibber74
Selfish fucking twats
ianmiyster
Destructive, ignorant, innovative
DoctorSpaceDog
TFW you realize overexploitation is adaptive. Higher population means you can just steal other people's territory when you ruin your own.
glah
Brace yourselves
blarghl
pointless and doomed
wherethehorriblethingsare
Whole Human Species.
TyberosTheRedWake
"How would you like to die?" Or, "What is a miracle that happens every day?"
Mookystick
Crazy, beautiful, scary.
SgtKnux
Helpless little children.
TimmyDans
If I can't be naked while violent what's the point.
bestusernameintown
Thats the answer to each of those questions. Besides 42 obviously.
ComplimentGuy
I ain't countin those questions
BishlamekGurpgork
Violent naked apes are a miracle that happens every day?
giitsok
Which one was 42? I counted and I didn't understand how it fit.
browsib
42 is the answer to life, the universe and everything.
Thiburne
The meaning of life
TheStraight
If my penis was the size of the eifel tower would i be able to fuck the earth?
BangstickMagnum
For 72 hours.
apercent
The earth is too big. It would be like a germ making love to your hands. You'd never notice
apercent
Besides you couldn't get an erection if you had a D that big, you'd be stuck with a flabby
TallDarkandHandsy98
I have just seen a repost.. Oh my this is a big moment for me
motophiliac
Just type "Repost." and move on.
Boriua
And what will you do with it?
LostLogic12
Everything is a repost. Unless it isn't. Then you just saw a unicorn.
ztoundaa
oh you sweet summer child
ExtraZOIDBERG
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
STINKPICKEL
Seinfeld question, why do skydivers wear helmets? It's not gonna help if the chutes don't open.
apercent
So they don't die before they hit the target
TheSublimelyMagnificentJechtUsernameMarkIII
Can artificial intelligence ever experience love or would it be just a concept of love based on information it gathered from human knowledge
bomboy23
When I plug a new device in, and the drivers install and work without any issues, that is AI love
schleppelthebogeyman
Does this unit have a soul?
Snarknado
ask Dolores...
StrangelyCalm
Didn't you watch the Matrix sequels?
Itanu
What sequels.
lazerhosen
If it could experience love it would have to be artificial consciousness or sentience.
rhombusrightangle
Love is the biological imperative that we can assimilate and understand the perceptions we have of others perceptions Checking very closely
Derwegdeswarheit
Love is a product of human brain chemistry so the answer is yes of it mimick perfectly human brain
Winterboer
No, unless it's Johnny Depp.
webcamtarantula
That's essentially the essence of epistemology which is probably the biggest question humanity has ever attempted to answer.
AVoiceOfReason
Love is chemicals, and our concept of it is still founded in neurons. AI can cover any feeling with enough time and enough power.
ArtArchive
That's form without function. Imitation without meaning.
bleekosa
Life has no meaning anyways, whats your point?
ArtArchive
Even though I disagree, I meant more on a functional level.
bleekosa
Who cares how it works as long as it works. The only thing that truly matters is intentions and actions.
AVoiceOfReason
I'm speaking purely scientifically. Any sort of "metaphysical or supernatural" opinion you have about "love" isn't part of my opinion.
ArtArchive
Forget metaphysics or spirituality, it is meaningless from a scientific standpoint.
AVoiceOfReason
That's not even close to being true. I've done a lot of work in AI as a software developer, and my primary work is in biotechnology. If (1)
callekiai
What is love?
Honeybadger2198
Shrek is love
callekiai
Baby don't hurt me.
MLGsamantha
Don't hurt me
misoph0nic
No more
lulu82
It's how I feel about you three folk right now.
flowseeker
Love being a product of brain chemistry and used to facilitate procreation, I would say the latter.
Flyndaran
My brain chemistry is quite different to yours, so that means the love I feel is a completely different emotion to what you can feel.
lidlbro
I hate that English has one word to describe like 4 separate concepts.
IAmNotASkeleton
Not separate enough to be mutually exclusive. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
wallmasterandfriends
But what if we program the robots to desire procreation ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
webcamtarantula
We don't really know that for sure though. We can link certain elements in brain chemistry to love but that doesn't make them the cause.
beergolem
Deepest of all: Why will any topic professed as deep be ridiculed as not deep if presented for anonymous internet commentators?
minazucar
cause we're scared
RationalTruth
intelligent, greedy, twinkies
HadMeSomeChickens
because depth comes from context. No question to random strangers on the internet can be deep.
EccentricNimoy
http://m.imgur.com/o7V81aM?r
BlueCider
A concept at rest will stay at rest unless acted upon by a loud enough douche
airandfingers
Look everyone, this guy thinks his question is deep! Let's all ridicule him and his topic! /s
alchemist12345
because most times the topic is not deep, its pretentious
SantaPanda
Because anonymity begets less empathy, these topics sound fun to talk about after a bowl.
WilwoWaggins
Because
WilwoWaggins
Oops. previous attempt said it failed. double posted.
GoodNewsCigaretteJuice
Haha, nice. The last one for example isn't deep, that would just be a normal topic with many MANY factors to account for, not 'deep'
beergolem
Deep is a bit subjective. I see your point, but you could for example do a utilitarianism vs virtue debate, which can be heavy stuff.
Thekingofbeans
Because a deep conversation depends on the content, not the topic. A "deep" topic in a setting like this is just a pretentious conversation
MyHumourProbablyIsntForYou
Too deep bro.
5volt
For me; these types of conversations are better served when formed organically from inquisitive minds, not from "deep convo starters".
bsArtst
Sure, that might be worth pondering, but what about the minimum depth of a Chicago deep dish? Is there a max; is it called Chicago abyss?
ChilledOutEntertainer
Because everyone on Imgur is an expert in everything.
WilwoWaggins
Because
glasshorse024
Related: www.reddit.com/r/im14andthisisdeep
airandfingers
For the ultra-lazy: https://www.reddit.com/r/im14andthisisdeep
StringVar
dog dam thank you. fucking hilarious.
Kmusic20
This Reddit is my new source of entertainment
intazma
"Because nothing matters expect fake internet points" Right?
SpongebobReferences
They're not deep, they're just questions that don't have correct answers.
SpongebobReferences
Many of these are questions about ethics, which literally cannot have correct answers.
jellyfox
I favourited this ages ago as an English language teacher. MAKE 'EM TALK.
beergolem
I hear that. I haven't been a teacher, but I tutored a bit - and people can really come up with good stuff when you encourage it. 1/2
beergolem
Which why I find the internet trend of being automatically dismissive of stuff as naive / pretentious to be very destructive. 2/2
Iamthemanateeofdestruction
As an English, History and Arts&Crafts teacher - This is useless garbage for teaching students.
Dreth
Well, he didn't say it was for teaching but to make them talk, this could translate into at least a debate or critical thinking.
jellyfox
I teach English as a foreign language and to practise conversation anything beats "where did you go on your last holiday?"
Iamthemanateeofdestruction
All depends on your country a guess. Some are more evolved in teaching theory than others.
Iamthemanateeofdestruction
"Where did you go on your last holiday" as you SHOULD know, is one of the best questions cause it forces relevance as a reason to converse.
jellyfox
Whoa capslock, I better back down