Marriage and Children Dump

Marriage in a nutshell

The beige ones

Dishes

But... but im daddy.

Wowowowowowow

Boxes of pens and notebooks

Peanut butter bread. I burnt my toaster up for real.

I found a pile of chicken under the couch

Pick up, put down. Repeat

Stands on my arms

I don’t know

Don’t leave your pop tarts unattended again

Find my tylenol

But they keep a watchin’

I made her stop this, for real

He sometimes appears in the mornings, quiet and confused

Cereal

We... don’t do this

He said his first curse word yesterday, fotta be careful

I got a real woman

*chews loudly*

But we now have a rug

Cuz she a cutie

I been body slammed

Now I peek

Missing a piece of window sill

I approve

Our friends

Cuz I’m a catch

I’m not the blue one

I’m cool, fo sho

I think they’re just fine for drinking

Why I have only one

Lolololololol

Aisle 4: cereal and pastries

Blue bell, the only ice cream.

Booty

Works when you’re interracial too.

Mine walks slower, thinking we only see motion. Might be true

If they fit, they are an outfit

I did not do laundry for over 60 days

Chips?

Tired