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My son just lost his first tooth. I asked him what the tooth fairy does with all the teeth she collects..
He told me she EATS them so she can have extra teeth in her smile.
I said that's pretty creepy and asked him if he's cool with that. He said it's fine as long as she gives him a dollar...and now I have concerns.
It made me want to ask the internet about the dumbest thing you believed when you were a child.
cantbelievethisisstillavailable
I believed salt and pepper cancelled each other out. Ate a lot of way over seasoned food as a kid.
galapas
That Nights in White Satin was actually about knights wrapped in white satin and wielding swords on horseback
fcib
I had the impression that everyone else were robots pretending to be human. And I heard recently that I was not alone in that.
jjsjosCreator
that i would be able to buy a house as easily as my parents did.
pariah76
I thought that in addition to my real parents, that I also had black parents and asked when in could meet them
RunsWithBullShit
For a long time, from the black and white photos, I believed Abraham Lincoln was black.
NoRainNoRainbows
That when I grow up I'd be free and happy
PoorSucker
I thought I would die before year 2000
Demikmj
I thought you had to be a prince or a princess to get married. Thanks Disney!
cuttysark
That the world used to be black and white, you know, before color TVs came out.
Jordinatinglybeautiful
I thought that am the sign (UK) with the motorbike above the car was an indication of cool af stunts
FractalShadows
My brother told me and thought the last line to The Next Episode was "don't smoke but read every day"
picselator
I thought being an adult is more fun
B1gBarda
Pregnant goldfish were called twits.
woozle
The Boogeyman was the Dancing Bear from the Captain Kangaroo show. -_-
Bugdaze
I thought that I would go to school for 16yrs, get a job, retire at 60 and play for the rest of my life. 1/2
Bugdaze
No joke, had this thought the summer before kindergarten. I knew when I had it good.
galapas
Wallrat
What movie is this from? Constantine?
GranDuque
Yup
TheMouseOfMadness
I thought everyone was genuinely a good person, deep down.
johnnykilobit
I thought speaking other languages was stupid because they all had to translate it into English in their heads anyway.
ItessaractI
That's amazing.
ItessaractI
I thought everyone could read each other's thoughts and I was the only one who couldn't.
ejaculateconception
Tortellini was made of turtle weenies... didn't eat it for 20 years. Thanks big bro.
NonDenominationalSpaceLaser
I thought it rained all over the world at the same time.
ratfaceddog
Tony Joe White also believed it was raining all over the world. He was grown at the time, though.
NonDenominationalSpaceLaser
Lol!
petitepoire
I thought it rained every night.
ratfaceddog
Eddie Rabbit would have loved that.
petitepoire
+1 for country music
IJustMightBeTheDroidYouAreLookingFor
god
galapas
Carvingmydragon
I thought they Margaret Thatcher and Ronald Reagan were married and that it was tradition for US and UK leaders to wed
Carvingmydragon
*that
TheSilverSeraph
I could definitely see Trump and Boris Johnson shacked up together
DemonDuJour
I thought dogs and cats are the same animal; dogs are the boys and cats are the girls.
Streiquer
I feel like this is so much more common than I originally thought. Put me in that column.
HundredsAnd100s
You have no idea how relieved I am to know someone else thought this, too
garyeffing
I thought there was a right sock and a left sock and that I was the luckiest kid on earth for getting it right every morning.
garyeffing
My oldest brothers found out and told me to write to the local newspaper and tell them of my incredible good fortune.
garyeffing
I did, and the newspaper published the story as a feel-good piece. It was light, but essentially teased me about being such a stupid child.
garyeffing
My older brothers are cunts.
BottomShelfVodka
How fucking adorable though!
ministryofpeace
I thought everything was gonna be alright
galapas
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