JackRabbit3000
110660
1679
57
Sneak 100!
Nov 3, 2017 3:08 PM
JackRabbit3000
110660
1679
57
Sneak 100!
carnivalcocker
mad4some
I think the newspaper title should have a red circle......
CallingYouOnYourShit
11 Euros for a Toblerone? Fuck this...
fireeternal
So uh, what happened to her after that?
Jordbob
If sneak is 100 the exp bar on it would be empty..... fuckin phleb
Desertwanderer
Ye not sure why you're getting downvoted. Saw that immediately.
mrfly2000
There's a story of how two runaway Dublin kids jumped on a commuter train in Dublin for an adventure and ended up in New York a day later?
paronfesken
More like Luck 100
twocatsandadream
Read sneaks as streaks.
wittyusername123
Shit, I live in Geneva, does this mean I get free flights?
sickburn
Fuck Southwest for not looking "Okay parents with kids under 8 go ahead and board early" twenty families with 13 year olds bypass the group
tivjotunsson
knowing how fucked up the geneva airport is organised, this does not surprise me
Misslnformation
I'll take "things white kids do" for 500, Alex.
BestThingSinceKimboSlicedBread
I’ll take “that’s racist” for 200, Alex
GlassCannon570
My brother came up with something. He now thinks that everything is a simulation to decide who lives and dies through popularity.
TommyWa
I read a book with a similar plot.
GuW69
I had to sneak my own kid onto a plane when she lost her ticket and we didn't get any help from the helpdesk at the airport, they just told
GuW69
us that we couldn't board the plane, and we had to stay and resolve the issue, or buy a new ticket and try to get the old refunded.
Clayman8
Hey... thats 10min away from my house!
pourmacncheeseovermynakedbody
Neat?
Clayman8
Not really... just weird to see my corner of the globe pop up on the feed
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
Isn't that the story plot of one of the Home Alone movies?
Jusblazm
Kind of, in Home Alone 2 he accidentally gets on a wrong plane because they were late and he was playing with his Walkman.
ChicoMcFarley
How do you spell "sneaks" wrong? It's in the headline...
vorodar
It's when you sneak a snack. The article elaborates she also had food with her on the plane.
pourmacncheeseovermynakedbody
You've never sneacked before? You're missing out, bro.
darksniperknight
Sneaking and snacking? I sneacked across the room while everyone was sleeping.
KeepOuttaTheSarlac
Sneacks
DogLuckyLuckyDog
Schthneaks
AmazonEmma
Sneaking with snacks !
swimbikerunrepeatswimbikerunrepeatswimbiwhatwasidoing
Sneacking snek snacks
ThatRaccoonGuy
It's really easy to do when you're a kid because as long as you walk calmly near some adults, and look like you know where you're going,
RoudyRaccoon
.... So, being "the" raccoon guy, could they pull it off too? Asking for a friend.
mev0341
shhhhh, ISIS is listening!
ThatRaccoonGuy
people will just assume that one of the adults is your parent/guardian.
hoefty
You can do that as an adult sometimes too. People respect confidence. Got away with a lot of technical trespassing at university.
Magnivore
I don't think she could intentionally look like she belonged though. Seems like a more complex thought process.
shiftingillusion
She would still have needed a ticket, though
aleksel1337
Yes, but a seven year old kid did this. Stayed calm at a crowded place alone. Seven. Amazing
SociopathicOtter
Her, probably:
theoldestteenageronimgur
Seven years old is enough to formulate and execute plans. I've got a devious little one. Her spirit animal is Louise from Bob's Burgers.
shanikwa
Dude! Real life Louise?! Ur daughter sounds awesome! She's my favorite character
Rizen415
Kevin McAllister did it & outsmarted the Wet Bandits in NYC
TiptoeThroughTheMeanies
Weren't they the Sticky Bandits by then?
lordstinkynuts
Sticky wet bandits?
Occideo
From the obsession with a young boy, yes
Rowee
I don't recall Kevin Spacey in that movie?
Medmobster
I wish I could go back to being a kid so I could do this.
DomineSatanas
I've been writing a story in which that exact thing occurs. A dude is about to die after 70-odd years, wakes up in his infant body. Hilarity
TresusIbor
Time rewind? He get a chance to piss off bad teachers on a whole new level?
DomineSatanas
Nah, he just kinda skips school entirely. When he shows himself smarter than his parents at two weeks old, you kinda don't need preschool.
DomineSatanas
ensues.
Muad
Is it likely I could read some of that story at some point?
DomineSatanas
Call me back in like seven years.
destroyer6red
Progress report? Or am I six years too early?