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Feb 5, 2020 6:24 PM

“Must keep smol bald puppy brudda warm”

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

" what are you doing?"- Baby, "burying you"- Dog

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh you smell like poop. Let me bury it.

6 years ago | Likes 596 Dislikes 4

Piece of shit baby

6 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 3

Best comment ever!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Isn't how dogs bury things?

6 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

let's just cover this furless thing...

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Where is your fur? Here, put some fur on. -dog

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

"The hairless ape-baby is cold!"

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My doggo does this to her food she is marinating for later...

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Oh help, sooooo sweet! What a lucky boy, he can growth up with his best friend.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You-urgh, you...you need...you need to keep warm! Warm! Little human! K-keep...warm!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just lay on top you monster

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bury the baby.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My dog does this to hide his snacks ?

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Beeeeenj

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So the baby doesn’t scratch face

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

'' Momma's cold - put a sweater on the baby. ''

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My dog does this with her food too

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What kind of pupper is this?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ok,.. that is fucking adorable.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My dog does this to bones to save for chewing on later

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That baby smells funny

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i hide, eat later

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He’s burying him

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Babies + dogs are never okay. Both are unpredictable. This is dangerous.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

I know the parent is right there filming but honestly I don’t like the idea of a dog shoving a blanket toward my babys face or encouraging 1

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2that behavior. Being a new parent is so exhausting. What if you walked away and they were unsupervised and it just slipped your mind that

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3rhe dog was out with baby?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The parent is right there and the dog is not stressed.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It only takes a split second for a bite or change in mood to happen.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I'd agree if they were alone, but since someone is recording it's obvious this is a supervised interaction.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It only takes a split second for a bite

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

If my dog doesn't like something she tries to nudge it away. If that doesn't work she tries to push one of her blankets over it.

6 years ago | Likes 531 Dislikes 5

Every dog is different

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If the humans dont see it, it doesn't exist so that all the attention is mine once more! >:D

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My dog does this with food so I guess that baby gon get eaten

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Mine does this with treats she steals from the big dog.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My dog only does it if she pukes in her dog bed - then she tries to cover it with her blanket..

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Keep their little razor sharp nails from cutting themselves or you.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mine tries to bury her bone in her dog bed, she noses the bed like she is pushing dirt over the bone.

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Same. We had to get her a softer bed because the corduroy on her old one skinned her nose.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Awww the poor baby! I i hope her nose is better ❤

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s good now. She’s injured herself in new and exciting ways since.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My dog does the same thing with stuff that's too big to eat all at once

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mine does this with things he does not want, but also things he REALLY wants, and when he’s cold or tired, so I can draw no conclusions.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mines the opposite she hides the things she loves in blankets and pushes them on me when I’m sick.

6 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 0

Mine too! Her favorite bones are hidden in blankets or couch cushions, and she brings them to me when I sleep

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Your dog is a beautiful light in this dark world, and I love her

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

"I see you are fading, Human. Hide the shame of your death from me. Take this blanket. Die with honor. If you live, we go walkies at 6PM"

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Same!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why does the baby have mittens on? Having my first kid in June so still learning.

6 years ago | Likes 154 Dislikes 3

No face scratches

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Think of babies like small raptors They have sharp claws everything tries to go in the mouth And they were Screech and cry at weird times

6 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 0

So that they don't scratch their face

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're usually so the baby doesn't accidentally scratch and hurt themselves with their tiny sharp nails, to keep their hands warm too...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So they don’t scratch themselves with their nails.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because babies tend to scratch themselves with their tiny little sharp fingernails

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Their fingernails are super sharp when they're born and can cut their face.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The mitrens are on, so the baby dont scratch her/his face.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Personally I don't like the mittens as my kid used her hands to self soothe. Just keep their nails trimmed, it's not that hard IMO.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's about to enter the pentagon.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Congrats! Just found out I’m pregnant too :) mittens keep their little monster claws from scratching themselves

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because babies scratch themselves with their little nails sometimes so it's better to put mittens on them so they can't.

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Some folks think it prevents scratching, I found it only frustrated my babes, as they use their hands to explore constantly.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So that the child doesn't scratch themselves

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Congratulations!! That's exciting! ^_^

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So they don’t burn their hands when they are getting trays out of the oven

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Babies have talons and tend to scratch their face. Also, could be a bit cold, lol.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Newborn nails are sharp but too soft to cut. Tio I've gotten: bite the nails yourself. As a mok you're careful enough to do this.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

*mom

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And *tip (pregnancy typos)

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To stop them scratching their own face - they have suprisingly sharp little nails and flail their arms alot as they have 0 control of them.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's so its nails dont scratch him..

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And also in case you are still unaware after the 50 or so times you were told already, it's so they don't scratch their face

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's so the baby cant scratch their face. Babies can have pretty sharp nails.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So the baby doesn’t scratch it’s tender skin with sharp finger nails.

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It is very hard and nerve wracking to cut a newborns tiny fingernails. Easier to just cover them up so they don’t scratch their face up.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sometimes their fingers fall off at night, the mittens stop them from getting lost. (Just screw them back in when you wake up.)

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

we have our first baby in april, maybe may. We are still learning too :D You should cut the nails 5 weeks after birth earliest.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hopefully you never stop learning.. No parent knows it all

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Still waiting for my manual to drop, but I think it never will. Build a support network if g'parents aren't around.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey Wargamez... newborn fingernails are very sharp. You put mittens on their hands to keep them from scratching themselves... Congrats BTW!

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

People will tell you its for protecting themselves from scratches. Thats bullshit. Its actuaally for preventing them to slash you in your /1

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sleep. Dont trust them they are ninjas ready to either punch youwith their boxing gloves or slice you up

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So they dont scratch themselves with uncontrolled arm flailing

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2/5 apple juice, 3/5th water once the baby is ready to leave the tit. You're welcome.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

To keep from scratching her/himself

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or chicken pox. Gotta stop them from scratching.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For the baby MMA fights.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

So they don't scratch themselves

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good luck! Don't let the first few sleepless nights get to you. It gets better.

6 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

"few"

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks! I'm not terribly worried about it. I have really bad insomnia so I'm usually up 5 or 6 times a night anyways. We'll see though lol

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WHEN? WHEN DOES IT GET BETTER??

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

When they move out on their own

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You spelled "years" wrong

6 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

On year 3 currently.

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Babies touch their faces a lot. Their nails are sharp. Helps protect their face and eyes.

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Making snowballs

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She’s called Rogue.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Prevent face scratching with fingernails.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you want them to be able to take a bottle, don't wait until they are several months old to introduce it. They might refuse.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Always give the at least one bottle feeding a day so you can leave them with a sitter for a few hours. You deserve a break away from them.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sure hope you don't like sleeping

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

nails and scratches

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Because he fucking likes them Karen.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You can use baby socks on their hands instead of spending money on mittens ??

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Mittens useful for putting your own fingers in and delicately cleaning their face

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The mittens are very thin, so during the summer it’s not as hot.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Those were the best! They are called gowns. They make them for boys and girls.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Infant mittens aren’t expensive tho. Just get the mittens so your baby isn’t teased by other babies for wearing socks on their hands!

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Or the onesies with sleeves and built in mittens. They've been great for my newborn. He can't have his arms swaddled, so they keep him warm.

6 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

How come he cant have swaddled arms?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's a Houdini at removing them. Every sonogram he had his hands next to his head and he's the same now. He will fight his way out.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Duct tape.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We tried the velcro swaddles for our boy seemed to do the trick.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I tell every expecting patent I can : sleep when the baby sleeps. The laundry can wait, the dishes can wait.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Wife had her cornea scratched while nursing. That being said, the second one never wore them. I think it's s bit much. Protect yourself

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Protip: get the ones with the rubber teething edges, they're awesome

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Pro tip: if you have nvr been around kids much- most hospitals have a newborn 101 class for parents and partners

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Also, trimming baby nails is the most nerve wracking thing on the planet

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Done, my son had a spasm or something when I was trimming his thumb nail and I basically got the whole tip and what a bloody mess.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It prevents the kid to scratch his/her face.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Sometimes they scratch themselves. So the mittens prevent them from doing that.

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Who cares? Chicks dig scars. Might as well get them young to pull those daycare sloots.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don’t know, both my kids were ninjas at getting them off before they could focus their eyes

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

My boy was too. They were helpful for about 15 seconds

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ahh ok. Thank you!

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I meant they like to sense with their hands too. Baby scissors on amazon. Cheap and the only ones I didn’t nick his skin with. Congrats ?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Baby socks work better than the mittens

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Learn to swaddle! Seriously, most babies love it and it stops their arms from waving around.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It helps while their new world nerves are developing. It's like they are being hugged in the womb and it comforts them.

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If you cut them regularly you don’t have to put mittens on. Baby scissors and not clippers are better and easy to use. Hands are useful free

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ours was by c-section. She scratched her face a few times before they had finished sewing my wife up.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Baby nails are like razor blades

6 years ago | Likes 461 Dislikes 1

And they get sharper somehow when you trim them.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's why women have due dates otherwise the baby will claw its way out of the womb

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6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

VERY. My daughter sliced my wife's cornea when she was like 4 months...

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6 years ago (deleted Apr 15, 2020 3:54 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Yeah, that was years ago.The girl's pretty awesome,but there's a learning curve involved for sure.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

my eyes hurt just from reading that

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I appreciate the anecdote to teach people that baby handbags are also for our protection ❤

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They're so cute tho

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I just cringed so hard I felt it in my bones.....

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Why doesn't anyone ever mention this crap? Is there anything else I should know about babies?

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I found it easier to nibble the nails down than to use nail clippers

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

1. Breastfeeding is harder than u think 2. First baby poop is literal black tar 3. It’s okay not to feel instantly connected (normal) 1/

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

4. Some babies are born with teeth 5. First milk out of breasts is yellowy clear (colostrum) and builds gut bacteria and aids immunity 2/

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6. People will come out of the woodworks with advice .. trust your gut 7. Ask about circumcision if you plan to (short window to do it) 8.

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Mucus plug

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

What...what is that...?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's a slug of mucus that seals off the cervix and shakes loose leading up to birth. I seent it. Looks like a sinus infection snot

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

There's an awful period where they can only roll from their back to front, not front to back. Not good if they scream on their stomach.

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Truth

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Hey I’m August! Scared shitless and I know nothing

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Find a local antenatal course. The point is to meet other people for a support network.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Postpartum nurse here: most hospitals have a newborn 101 class to help first time or " it's been awhile" parents

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Do what works best for your baby and you. That's literally all you need.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

And this

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh that and forget that sleep even exists.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sleep when baby sleeps. Everything else is not that important.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh god

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just remember that people have been doing it for a long time. You're better than a lot of people in history and they did it. You can too!

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