Feb 5, 2020 6:24 PM
InconspicuousUnicorn
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AZRAELSBLADE
“Must keep smol bald puppy brudda warm”
Starrkprimera
" what are you doing?"- Baby, "burying you"- Dog
FatDickSpirit
Oh you smell like poop. Let me bury it.
Thezombieteabagger
Piece of shit baby
JohnnyHotnuts
https://imgur.com/wgBBPFP
carlosysofia29k350
Best comment ever!
ItMayBeHelpfulToNote
Isn't how dogs bury things?
urbyarn
let's just cover this furless thing...
stalkerneighbor
sutats
Where is your fur? Here, put some fur on. -dog
degenerator
"The hairless ape-baby is cold!"
Yueling
My doggo does this to her food she is marinating for later...
Whyphonenumberisnecessary
Oh help, sooooo sweet! What a lucky boy, he can growth up with his best friend.
DCNR
You-urgh, you...you need...you need to keep warm! Warm! Little human! K-keep...warm!
Bexabo
Just lay on top you monster
TrueNorthernLights
Bury the baby.
chemnerd916
My dog does this to hide his snacks ?
mrebeccam
Beeeeenj
73my3kids
So the baby doesn’t scratch face
SirBobby98121
'' Momma's cold - put a sweater on the baby. ''
SickOfThisCessPool
My dog does this with her food too
TheUnknownX
What kind of pupper is this?
breakingcode
Ok,.. that is fucking adorable.
kiwisarefeatherpumpkins
My dog does this to bones to save for chewing on later
Urinemywetsuit
That baby smells funny
camvani
i hide, eat later
Noblert
He’s burying him
vanillamellow
Babies + dogs are never okay. Both are unpredictable. This is dangerous.
LaserDolphin
I know the parent is right there filming but honestly I don’t like the idea of a dog shoving a blanket toward my babys face or encouraging 1
2that behavior. Being a new parent is so exhausting. What if you walked away and they were unsupervised and it just slipped your mind that
3rhe dog was out with baby?
westwood8183
The parent is right there and the dog is not stressed.
It only takes a split second for a bite or change in mood to happen.
1337firewife
I'd agree if they were alone, but since someone is recording it's obvious this is a supervised interaction.
It only takes a split second for a bite
LilyBellGiantess
If my dog doesn't like something she tries to nudge it away. If that doesn't work she tries to push one of her blankets over it.
phytoplanktonqueen
Every dog is different
Idothisforalivingnow
v
HashBranny
If the humans dont see it, it doesn't exist so that all the attention is mine once more! >:D
Yeojwerdna
My dog does this with food so I guess that baby gon get eaten
emanneb61337
Mine does this with treats she steals from the big dog.
NyxWinchester
My dog only does it if she pukes in her dog bed - then she tries to cover it with her blanket..
Puttycake
Keep their little razor sharp nails from cutting themselves or you.
Fckallthiscrap0clock1105
Mine tries to bury her bone in her dog bed, she noses the bed like she is pushing dirt over the bone.
TimUniac
Same. We had to get her a softer bed because the corduroy on her old one skinned her nose.
Awww the poor baby! I i hope her nose is better ❤
It’s good now. She’s injured herself in new and exciting ways since.
copingcabana
My dog does the same thing with stuff that's too big to eat all at once
tomatoboy
Mine does this with things he does not want, but also things he REALLY wants, and when he’s cold or tired, so I can draw no conclusions.
minivanmom
Mines the opposite she hides the things she loves in blankets and pushes them on me when I’m sick.
IwishIwasfunnieronline
Mine too! Her favorite bones are hidden in blankets or couch cushions, and she brings them to me when I sleep
balrogbellyrubs
Your dog is a beautiful light in this dark world, and I love her
syko2k
"I see you are fading, Human. Hide the shame of your death from me. Take this blanket. Die with honor. If you live, we go walkies at 6PM"
Fishamil
Same!
Wargamez
Why does the baby have mittens on? Having my first kid in June so still learning.
eeplesandbaneenees85
No face scratches
thefluh1n1
Think of babies like small raptors They have sharp claws everything tries to go in the mouth And they were Screech and cry at weird times
DeadEyeDraco
So that they don't scratch their face
Hyedra
They're usually so the baby doesn't accidentally scratch and hurt themselves with their tiny sharp nails, to keep their hands warm too...
chelseaamurphey11
So they don’t scratch themselves with their nails.
valconfalcon
Because babies tend to scratch themselves with their tiny little sharp fingernails
reddawn94
Their fingernails are super sharp when they're born and can cut their face.
dorthehome2000
The mitrens are on, so the baby dont scratch her/his face.
Personally I don't like the mittens as my kid used her hands to self soothe. Just keep their nails trimmed, it's not that hard IMO.
j4gr
Yes!
UndulatingTerrain
It's about to enter the pentagon.
kirbaqueen
Congrats! Just found out I’m pregnant too :) mittens keep their little monster claws from scratching themselves
1upmushrooms
Because babies scratch themselves with their little nails sometimes so it's better to put mittens on them so they can't.
CorydorasAfavorplease
Some folks think it prevents scratching, I found it only frustrated my babes, as they use their hands to explore constantly.
xxmorbidsoulxx
So that the child doesn't scratch themselves
Raven1108
Congratulations!! That's exciting! ^_^
Lulabel73
So they don’t burn their hands when they are getting trays out of the oven
jsnforce
Babies have talons and tend to scratch their face. Also, could be a bit cold, lol.
notmyactualusername
Newborn nails are sharp but too soft to cut. Tio I've gotten: bite the nails yourself. As a mok you're careful enough to do this.
*mom
And *tip (pregnancy typos)
beaniemop9000
To stop them scratching their own face - they have suprisingly sharp little nails and flail their arms alot as they have 0 control of them.
thehammer978365
It's so its nails dont scratch him..
CheeseB0t
And also in case you are still unaware after the 50 or so times you were told already, it's so they don't scratch their face
katdriCreator
It's so the baby cant scratch their face. Babies can have pretty sharp nails.
Hellohandsome
So the baby doesn’t scratch it’s tender skin with sharp finger nails.
ottogonzo
It is very hard and nerve wracking to cut a newborns tiny fingernails. Easier to just cover them up so they don’t scratch their face up.
efemral
Sometimes their fingers fall off at night, the mittens stop them from getting lost. (Just screw them back in when you wake up.)
MrBarn
we have our first baby in april, maybe may. We are still learning too :D You should cut the nails 5 weeks after birth earliest.
Hopefully you never stop learning.. No parent knows it all
digitalwhisper11
Still waiting for my manual to drop, but I think it never will. Build a support network if g'parents aren't around.
18JadePearls
Hey Wargamez... newborn fingernails are very sharp. You put mittens on their hands to keep them from scratching themselves... Congrats BTW!
chantallessard10
People will tell you its for protecting themselves from scratches. Thats bullshit. Its actuaally for preventing them to slash you in your /1
Sleep. Dont trust them they are ninjas ready to either punch youwith their boxing gloves or slice you up
cymru7jb24
So they dont scratch themselves with uncontrolled arm flailing
pornjoke
2/5 apple juice, 3/5th water once the baby is ready to leave the tit. You're welcome.
keithanthonymorales89000
To keep from scratching her/himself
IAmCooCooCaChoo
Or chicken pox. Gotta stop them from scratching.
For the baby MMA fights.
Mauler17
So they don't scratch themselves
Tannoch
Good luck! Don't let the first few sleepless nights get to you. It gets better.
njessup1992
"few"
Thanks! I'm not terribly worried about it. I have really bad insomnia so I'm usually up 5 or 6 times a night anyways. We'll see though lol
TheBestRussian
WHEN? WHEN DOES IT GET BETTER??
When they move out on their own
Dentistman
You spelled "years" wrong
maniacalGiggle
On year 3 currently.
turtlefarm
itsthehair
Babies touch their faces a lot. Their nails are sharp. Helps protect their face and eyes.
HollaAtchaKoi
Making snowballs
Deadpoolio7
She’s called Rogue.
Hirhoward
Prevent face scratching with fingernails.
If you want them to be able to take a bottle, don't wait until they are several months old to introduce it. They might refuse.
Always give the at least one bottle feeding a day so you can leave them with a sitter for a few hours. You deserve a break away from them.
cquintanilla2001
Sure hope you don't like sleeping
A1V1
nails and scratches
CaptainMisanthropy
Because he fucking likes them Karen.
SamiBoBami
You can use baby socks on their hands instead of spending money on mittens ??
Messingwithyou
Mittens useful for putting your own fingers in and delicately cleaning their face
Simgeek
The mittens are very thin, so during the summer it’s not as hot.
thepriceisrightbitchez
Those were the best! They are called gowns. They make them for boys and girls.
indielovely
Infant mittens aren’t expensive tho. Just get the mittens so your baby isn’t teased by other babies for wearing socks on their hands!
Ferlin7
Or the onesies with sleeves and built in mittens. They've been great for my newborn. He can't have his arms swaddled, so they keep him warm.
ChelsTehHazelnut
How come he cant have swaddled arms?
He's a Houdini at removing them. Every sonogram he had his hands next to his head and he's the same now. He will fight his way out.
crushingbore
Duct tape.
sillyhatman
We tried the velcro swaddles for our boy seemed to do the trick.
mrsdowneyjr
I tell every expecting patent I can : sleep when the baby sleeps. The laundry can wait, the dishes can wait.
PunishMentor
Wife had her cornea scratched while nursing. That being said, the second one never wore them. I think it's s bit much. Protect yourself
mrjbacon
Protip: get the ones with the rubber teething edges, they're awesome
BirthNurse89
Pro tip: if you have nvr been around kids much- most hospitals have a newborn 101 class for parents and partners
JesusAssCrackers
Also, trimming baby nails is the most nerve wracking thing on the planet
Mistamuthafuka
Done, my son had a spasm or something when I was trimming his thumb nail and I basically got the whole tip and what a bloody mess.
laho213
It prevents the kid to scratch his/her face.
greystreaker13
Sometimes they scratch themselves. So the mittens prevent them from doing that.
jewmastajamez223
Who cares? Chicks dig scars. Might as well get them young to pull those daycare sloots.
daisy73
I don’t know, both my kids were ninjas at getting them off before they could focus their eyes
justadudeemp
My boy was too. They were helpful for about 15 seconds
Ahh ok. Thank you!
Ikillmiceforaliving
I meant they like to sense with their hands too. Baby scissors on amazon. Cheap and the only ones I didn’t nick his skin with. Congrats ?
Flyingfudgenuggets
Baby socks work better than the mittens
Shaggymom
Learn to swaddle! Seriously, most babies love it and it stops their arms from waving around.
It helps while their new world nerves are developing. It's like they are being hugged in the womb and it comforts them.
If you cut them regularly you don’t have to put mittens on. Baby scissors and not clippers are better and easy to use. Hands are useful free
Ours was by c-section. She scratched her face a few times before they had finished sewing my wife up.
ViralJoe
Baby nails are like razor blades
And they get sharper somehow when you trim them.
NyQuilDaydream
That's why women have due dates otherwise the baby will claw its way out of the womb
Dahnzo
Cheomesh
VERY. My daughter sliced my wife's cornea when she was like 4 months...
[deleted]
Yeah, that was years ago.The girl's pretty awesome,but there's a learning curve involved for sure.
SirSkellingtonBonerLord
my eyes hurt just from reading that
Gully
I appreciate the anecdote to teach people that baby handbags are also for our protection ❤
They're so cute tho
canuckup
I just cringed so hard I felt it in my bones.....
ObliqueRay
Why doesn't anyone ever mention this crap? Is there anything else I should know about babies?
I found it easier to nibble the nails down than to use nail clippers
tiredofyall
1. Breastfeeding is harder than u think 2. First baby poop is literal black tar 3. It’s okay not to feel instantly connected (normal) 1/
4. Some babies are born with teeth 5. First milk out of breasts is yellowy clear (colostrum) and builds gut bacteria and aids immunity 2/
6. People will come out of the woodworks with advice .. trust your gut 7. Ask about circumcision if you plan to (short window to do it) 8.
Jusmar
Mucus plug
HumptyDumptyWasPushed
What...what is that...?
It's a slug of mucus that seals off the cervix and shakes loose leading up to birth. I seent it. Looks like a sinus infection snot
There's an awful period where they can only roll from their back to front, not front to back. Not good if they scream on their stomach.
suzkon
Truth
TheresnoDanaonlyZuul
Hey I’m August! Scared shitless and I know nothing
Find a local antenatal course. The point is to meet other people for a support network.
Postpartum nurse here: most hospitals have a newborn 101 class to help first time or " it's been awhile" parents
JobbyJabber
Do what works best for your baby and you. That's literally all you need.
And this
Oh that and forget that sleep even exists.
Sleep when baby sleeps. Everything else is not that important.
Oh god
Just remember that people have been doing it for a long time. You're better than a lot of people in history and they did it. You can too!
AZRAELSBLADE
“Must keep smol bald puppy brudda warm”
Starrkprimera
" what are you doing?"- Baby, "burying you"- Dog
FatDickSpirit
Oh you smell like poop. Let me bury it.
Thezombieteabagger
Piece of shit baby
JohnnyHotnuts
https://imgur.com/wgBBPFP
carlosysofia29k350
Best comment ever!
ItMayBeHelpfulToNote
Isn't how dogs bury things?
urbyarn
let's just cover this furless thing...
stalkerneighbor
sutats
Where is your fur? Here, put some fur on. -dog
degenerator
"The hairless ape-baby is cold!"
Yueling
My doggo does this to her food she is marinating for later...
Whyphonenumberisnecessary
Oh help, sooooo sweet! What a lucky boy, he can growth up with his best friend.
DCNR
You-urgh, you...you need...you need to keep warm! Warm! Little human! K-keep...warm!
Bexabo
Just lay on top you monster
TrueNorthernLights
Bury the baby.
chemnerd916
My dog does this to hide his snacks ?
mrebeccam
Beeeeenj
73my3kids
So the baby doesn’t scratch face
SirBobby98121
'' Momma's cold - put a sweater on the baby. ''
SickOfThisCessPool
My dog does this with her food too
TheUnknownX
What kind of pupper is this?
breakingcode
Ok,.. that is fucking adorable.
kiwisarefeatherpumpkins
My dog does this to bones to save for chewing on later
Urinemywetsuit
That baby smells funny
camvani
i hide, eat later
Noblert
He’s burying him
vanillamellow
Babies + dogs are never okay. Both are unpredictable. This is dangerous.
LaserDolphin
I know the parent is right there filming but honestly I don’t like the idea of a dog shoving a blanket toward my babys face or encouraging 1
LaserDolphin
2that behavior. Being a new parent is so exhausting. What if you walked away and they were unsupervised and it just slipped your mind that
LaserDolphin
3rhe dog was out with baby?
westwood8183
The parent is right there and the dog is not stressed.
vanillamellow
It only takes a split second for a bite or change in mood to happen.
1337firewife
I'd agree if they were alone, but since someone is recording it's obvious this is a supervised interaction.
vanillamellow
It only takes a split second for a bite
LilyBellGiantess
If my dog doesn't like something she tries to nudge it away. If that doesn't work she tries to push one of her blankets over it.
phytoplanktonqueen
Every dog is different
Idothisforalivingnow
HashBranny
If the humans dont see it, it doesn't exist so that all the attention is mine once more! >:D
Yeojwerdna
My dog does this with food so I guess that baby gon get eaten
emanneb61337
Mine does this with treats she steals from the big dog.
NyxWinchester
My dog only does it if she pukes in her dog bed - then she tries to cover it with her blanket..
Puttycake
Keep their little razor sharp nails from cutting themselves or you.
Fckallthiscrap0clock1105
Mine tries to bury her bone in her dog bed, she noses the bed like she is pushing dirt over the bone.
TimUniac
Same. We had to get her a softer bed because the corduroy on her old one skinned her nose.
Fckallthiscrap0clock1105
Awww the poor baby! I i hope her nose is better ❤
TimUniac
It’s good now. She’s injured herself in new and exciting ways since.
copingcabana
My dog does the same thing with stuff that's too big to eat all at once
tomatoboy
Mine does this with things he does not want, but also things he REALLY wants, and when he’s cold or tired, so I can draw no conclusions.
minivanmom
Mines the opposite she hides the things she loves in blankets and pushes them on me when I’m sick.
IwishIwasfunnieronline
Mine too! Her favorite bones are hidden in blankets or couch cushions, and she brings them to me when I sleep
balrogbellyrubs
Your dog is a beautiful light in this dark world, and I love her
syko2k
"I see you are fading, Human. Hide the shame of your death from me. Take this blanket. Die with honor. If you live, we go walkies at 6PM"
Fishamil
Same!
Wargamez
Why does the baby have mittens on? Having my first kid in June so still learning.
eeplesandbaneenees85
No face scratches
thefluh1n1
Think of babies like small raptors They have sharp claws everything tries to go in the mouth And they were Screech and cry at weird times
DeadEyeDraco
So that they don't scratch their face
Hyedra
They're usually so the baby doesn't accidentally scratch and hurt themselves with their tiny sharp nails, to keep their hands warm too...
chelseaamurphey11
So they don’t scratch themselves with their nails.
valconfalcon
Because babies tend to scratch themselves with their tiny little sharp fingernails
reddawn94
Their fingernails are super sharp when they're born and can cut their face.
dorthehome2000
The mitrens are on, so the baby dont scratch her/his face.
westwood8183
Personally I don't like the mittens as my kid used her hands to self soothe. Just keep their nails trimmed, it's not that hard IMO.
j4gr
Yes!
UndulatingTerrain
It's about to enter the pentagon.
kirbaqueen
Congrats! Just found out I’m pregnant too :) mittens keep their little monster claws from scratching themselves
1upmushrooms
Because babies scratch themselves with their little nails sometimes so it's better to put mittens on them so they can't.
CorydorasAfavorplease
Some folks think it prevents scratching, I found it only frustrated my babes, as they use their hands to explore constantly.
xxmorbidsoulxx
So that the child doesn't scratch themselves
Raven1108
Congratulations!! That's exciting! ^_^
Lulabel73
So they don’t burn their hands when they are getting trays out of the oven
jsnforce
Babies have talons and tend to scratch their face. Also, could be a bit cold, lol.
notmyactualusername
Newborn nails are sharp but too soft to cut. Tio I've gotten: bite the nails yourself. As a mok you're careful enough to do this.
notmyactualusername
*mom
notmyactualusername
And *tip (pregnancy typos)
beaniemop9000
To stop them scratching their own face - they have suprisingly sharp little nails and flail their arms alot as they have 0 control of them.
thehammer978365
It's so its nails dont scratch him..
CheeseB0t
And also in case you are still unaware after the 50 or so times you were told already, it's so they don't scratch their face
katdriCreator
It's so the baby cant scratch their face. Babies can have pretty sharp nails.
Hellohandsome
So the baby doesn’t scratch it’s tender skin with sharp finger nails.
ottogonzo
It is very hard and nerve wracking to cut a newborns tiny fingernails. Easier to just cover them up so they don’t scratch their face up.
efemral
Sometimes their fingers fall off at night, the mittens stop them from getting lost. (Just screw them back in when you wake up.)
MrBarn
we have our first baby in april, maybe may. We are still learning too :D You should cut the nails 5 weeks after birth earliest.
CheeseB0t
Hopefully you never stop learning.. No parent knows it all
digitalwhisper11
Still waiting for my manual to drop, but I think it never will. Build a support network if g'parents aren't around.
18JadePearls
Hey Wargamez... newborn fingernails are very sharp. You put mittens on their hands to keep them from scratching themselves... Congrats BTW!
chantallessard10
People will tell you its for protecting themselves from scratches. Thats bullshit. Its actuaally for preventing them to slash you in your /1
chantallessard10
Sleep. Dont trust them they are ninjas ready to either punch youwith their boxing gloves or slice you up
cymru7jb24
So they dont scratch themselves with uncontrolled arm flailing
pornjoke
2/5 apple juice, 3/5th water once the baby is ready to leave the tit. You're welcome.
keithanthonymorales89000
To keep from scratching her/himself
IAmCooCooCaChoo
Or chicken pox. Gotta stop them from scratching.
breakingcode
For the baby MMA fights.
Mauler17
So they don't scratch themselves
Tannoch
Good luck! Don't let the first few sleepless nights get to you. It gets better.
njessup1992
"few"
Wargamez
Thanks! I'm not terribly worried about it. I have really bad insomnia so I'm usually up 5 or 6 times a night anyways. We'll see though lol
TheBestRussian
WHEN? WHEN DOES IT GET BETTER??
CheeseB0t
When they move out on their own
Dentistman
You spelled "years" wrong
maniacalGiggle
On year 3 currently.
turtlefarm
itsthehair
Babies touch their faces a lot. Their nails are sharp. Helps protect their face and eyes.
HollaAtchaKoi
Making snowballs
Deadpoolio7
She’s called Rogue.
Hirhoward
Prevent face scratching with fingernails.
njessup1992
If you want them to be able to take a bottle, don't wait until they are several months old to introduce it. They might refuse.
digitalwhisper11
Always give the at least one bottle feeding a day so you can leave them with a sitter for a few hours. You deserve a break away from them.
cquintanilla2001
Sure hope you don't like sleeping
A1V1
nails and scratches
CaptainMisanthropy
Because he fucking likes them Karen.
SamiBoBami
You can use baby socks on their hands instead of spending money on mittens ??
Messingwithyou
Mittens useful for putting your own fingers in and delicately cleaning their face
Simgeek
The mittens are very thin, so during the summer it’s not as hot.
thepriceisrightbitchez
Those were the best! They are called gowns. They make them for boys and girls.
indielovely
Infant mittens aren’t expensive tho. Just get the mittens so your baby isn’t teased by other babies for wearing socks on their hands!
Ferlin7
Or the onesies with sleeves and built in mittens. They've been great for my newborn. He can't have his arms swaddled, so they keep him warm.
ChelsTehHazelnut
How come he cant have swaddled arms?
Ferlin7
He's a Houdini at removing them. Every sonogram he had his hands next to his head and he's the same now. He will fight his way out.
crushingbore
Duct tape.
sillyhatman
We tried the velcro swaddles for our boy seemed to do the trick.
mrsdowneyjr
I tell every expecting patent I can : sleep when the baby sleeps. The laundry can wait, the dishes can wait.
PunishMentor
Wife had her cornea scratched while nursing. That being said, the second one never wore them. I think it's s bit much. Protect yourself
mrjbacon
Protip: get the ones with the rubber teething edges, they're awesome
BirthNurse89
Pro tip: if you have nvr been around kids much- most hospitals have a newborn 101 class for parents and partners
JesusAssCrackers
Also, trimming baby nails is the most nerve wracking thing on the planet
Mistamuthafuka
Done, my son had a spasm or something when I was trimming his thumb nail and I basically got the whole tip and what a bloody mess.
laho213
It prevents the kid to scratch his/her face.
greystreaker13
Sometimes they scratch themselves. So the mittens prevent them from doing that.
jewmastajamez223
Who cares? Chicks dig scars. Might as well get them young to pull those daycare sloots.
daisy73
I don’t know, both my kids were ninjas at getting them off before they could focus their eyes
justadudeemp
My boy was too. They were helpful for about 15 seconds
Wargamez
Ahh ok. Thank you!
Ikillmiceforaliving
I meant they like to sense with their hands too. Baby scissors on amazon. Cheap and the only ones I didn’t nick his skin with. Congrats ?
Flyingfudgenuggets
Baby socks work better than the mittens
Shaggymom
Learn to swaddle! Seriously, most babies love it and it stops their arms from waving around.
digitalwhisper11
It helps while their new world nerves are developing. It's like they are being hugged in the womb and it comforts them.
Ikillmiceforaliving
If you cut them regularly you don’t have to put mittens on. Baby scissors and not clippers are better and easy to use. Hands are useful free
njessup1992
Ours was by c-section. She scratched her face a few times before they had finished sewing my wife up.
ViralJoe
Baby nails are like razor blades
TimUniac
And they get sharper somehow when you trim them.
NyQuilDaydream
That's why women have due dates otherwise the baby will claw its way out of the womb
Dahnzo
Cheomesh
VERY. My daughter sliced my wife's cornea when she was like 4 months...
[deleted]
[deleted]
Cheomesh
Yeah, that was years ago.The girl's pretty awesome,but there's a learning curve involved for sure.
SirSkellingtonBonerLord
my eyes hurt just from reading that
Gully
I appreciate the anecdote to teach people that baby handbags are also for our protection ❤
Cheomesh
They're so cute tho
canuckup
I just cringed so hard I felt it in my bones.....
ObliqueRay
Why doesn't anyone ever mention this crap? Is there anything else I should know about babies?
Shaggymom
I found it easier to nibble the nails down than to use nail clippers
tiredofyall
1. Breastfeeding is harder than u think 2. First baby poop is literal black tar 3. It’s okay not to feel instantly connected (normal) 1/
tiredofyall
4. Some babies are born with teeth 5. First milk out of breasts is yellowy clear (colostrum) and builds gut bacteria and aids immunity 2/
tiredofyall
6. People will come out of the woodworks with advice .. trust your gut 7. Ask about circumcision if you plan to (short window to do it) 8.
Jusmar
Mucus plug
HumptyDumptyWasPushed
What...what is that...?
Jusmar
It's a slug of mucus that seals off the cervix and shakes loose leading up to birth. I seent it. Looks like a sinus infection snot
njessup1992
There's an awful period where they can only roll from their back to front, not front to back. Not good if they scream on their stomach.
suzkon
Truth
TheresnoDanaonlyZuul
Hey I’m August! Scared shitless and I know nothing
njessup1992
Find a local antenatal course. The point is to meet other people for a support network.
BirthNurse89
Postpartum nurse here: most hospitals have a newborn 101 class to help first time or " it's been awhile" parents
JobbyJabber
Do what works best for your baby and you. That's literally all you need.
BirthNurse89
And this
JobbyJabber
Oh that and forget that sleep even exists.
digitalwhisper11
Sleep when baby sleeps. Everything else is not that important.
TheresnoDanaonlyZuul
Oh god
Ferlin7
Just remember that people have been doing it for a long time. You're better than a lot of people in history and they did it. You can too!