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GlobularCloyster
Yeah pineapple doesn't belong on slices of calzone
VexionRoe
That tic tac toe game confuses me, X's had to of won on his third X because O never blocked him. They are both bad at doctoring and tic tac
anjeleyezjr
In tictactoe, unless you do it wrong, it is impossible to lose if you go first.
RhinoNaut
#3 Rhinocerini
PotatoCheesMonk
Thank you for the giggles. Stole some also.
ohvalleyofplenty
Spread ‘em!
theimgurappsucksballs
Axtricks
skwint
Candy floss pizza needs to be less judgemental.
Lemon8r
#42 [X] Mark as spam
RayzorHero
So that one pizza parent can have ice cream but can't accept pineapple! Outrage and curiosity
ifingerbangmyfriends
I love how if someone doesnt like dogs theyre automatically a dick and thats 100% true
Penthesilean
I don’t automatically like anyone or anything. Dogs are as varied as people. Smart, stupid, affectionate, mean, innate, or raised that way.
lostpaladin
#4
MrBoombastic
Anyone here speak french?
Tier7Gaming
Pineapple goes on pizza... So they're into watersports.
koalagijtze
Yakeshinu
Yeah, he said "introverts" not "nihlists". Xd
yougottatreatyoself
#39 damn, surprisingly wholesome
DigYourselfBaby
Sure. Not true, but wholesome.
Asterisk
I really resent being called "ass tricks" every day.
AtsaMattaForMe
#2
whatpassesforclever
Didn’t Grant Tanaka die? =[
AtsaMattaForMe
VesselOfHate
#41 PREACH. preach from the highest mountaintop. Spread the word like... well, not wildfire. Maybe covid.
MrGinn
I hate myself for being a #5
iwillfinishyoulikeacheesecake
Don't hate yourself! Brains are designed to make connections. It's automatic for your brain to relate someone else's experience to your own.
EalisLav
#4 A day has 16 hours. 30 minutes of exercise takes 30 minutes, 8 glass of water , 5 minutes each = 40 mins. If she would be a man, I'd >>
anjeleyezjr
24 hours. If you are subtracting the sleep, It's 18 to 14 hours, depending on the persons sleep need. Part credit.
EalisLav
I have substracted mandatory 8hr of sleep :)
EalisLav
say that prostate gland needs checking. But she's a woman, so I can only guess kidney stones or urinary tract infection...
Yakeshinu
Yakeshinu
Yes, I know you're kidding. So am I.
TwoSpeedTony
#46 Sad Kevin Heart noises
ohvalleyofplenty
ha nice
IhopeyougetstageIIIcoloncancer
This is the best Shadow of the Colossus remake
DaRealSlacker
I just realized you can click the hashtag to see the mentioned post. Holy shit.
whywouldanyoneeatanythingotherthanbreakfastfood
TwoSpeedTony
buttcreambandit
buttcreambandit
And pay employees more. But what will actually happen is they probably will rent smaller spaces and pay employees the same & pocket the rest
asm80dfa8sdfj
Psychologically speaking, having a dedicated place to do work really helps the vast majority of people get work done/
Yakeshinu
Yup. Caveat: FOR MOST. I get more done at home, but go in a couple days a week for co-opting and similar.
Yakeshinu
Also, well, I couldn't have done my work in research or bench chemistry from home...
Yakeshinu
But dur.
WoodfolkFae
yeah i hate working from home i rather go to an office to do it.
MrCoolWhip
#8 except when you’re too loud
Yakeshinu
Or, you know, Hitler.
MrCoolWhip
He was pretty fucking loud dude
MrCoolWhip
Always high on meth yelling at people too kill more people
justanotherdude6710
#19 No, introverts are normal people who learned their lesson. Extroverts are annoying.
Yakeshinu
It's extraordinary how accurate that statement is in current psychology.
claydhd14
Can someone explain “Close call Greg”?
iWasError
Came looking for this! Thanks!
asm80dfa8sdfj
The computer was trying to "go to sleep" and he woke it up. So the computer woke him up!
claydhd14
Ohhh! Thank you!
picklesandmayonnaisesandwich
Can someone explain the firefighter one? My friend doesn't get it.
8753
It's one of those carnival games where you have to throw the ball to hit the thing to dunk the guy in the water.
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bkcantthinkofanythingclever
Yeah, even after someone explained it, I didn’t think it was funny. Oh well, can’t hit a home run every time
ohvalleyofplenty
He needs to hit the button with a ball to dunk the guy in water to save him, but he can’t
picklesandmayonnaisesandwich
Ohhh I...I mean my friend gets it now. Everybody is a weird headed chess piece. THANKS!!
ohvalleyofplenty
I totally get it cause it threw me off at first too!
Retrikaethan
i just figured it was a nightmare sequence.
TestUsernameChange
#27 who is this?
asm80dfa8sdfj
Pretty sure it's Natasha Lyonne, curly hair girl in American Pie, also in Orange is the New Black.
TestUsernameChange
Amazing, thank you. Knew the smile but would never have worked out it was from OITNB
allbusiness35
Correct I'm pretty sure that in particular is from russian doll, not a bad little mini series imo
iShouldBeWorking42
#1 Why is everyone so fixated on the pineapple on pizza and not on how that one pizza has bubblegum on it
greggor
That is old lady hair. It’s supposed to be a mom/grandma pizza slice.
mentallychallengeaccepted
Bruuuh have you tried sriracha on with pineapple? Sweet and hot, nest fucking combo
BigAndo
I'm sorry, WHAT
JCBaggins
Wait, what?!?
WeirdAlsNumber206Fan
I'm more concerned about the implication that there exists pizza that has other pizzas as a topping.
daftpumpkin
And that one WITH MELTED CANDY CORN! aieeeeee
Labyrenth
Yeah pineapple with pepperoni and jalapenos is the best.
janeavrige7
The best
kabu4ce1
It's called a Mexicano in Finland - I used to test new pizzerias with it to get a baseline xD
gonzar09
Seriously what is that supposed to be?
greggor
It’s supposed to be old lady hair.
Imgerruinedimger
Hair, thats the wife. I would have just went with two u shaped lines on the chest. Pizza titties, boom now its female.
LariCheltsy
"Pizza titties"
bluntforcedrama
That's science.
jswhat
It’s a bonnet
Sh4dowWalker96
Pizza boobs > hair on pizza.
DocEternal
Pretty sure the pink color is meant to represent that she’s rather old though. Like potentially granny age.
Imgerruinedimger
Just make the u shapes longer...
TheComputerScientist
Ah yes, taking inspiration from the Orbit gum commercial
SpikeWolfwood
"Stick that sausage deep in my crusty dough hole untill my sauce comes." ~ Mr. Plinkett - I can't unhear it and now you can't unread it.
Imgerruinedimger
I know exactly why I have this boner...