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This is an Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher
Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher is a German word which apparently translates to " eggshell predetermined breaking point causer"
An Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher is a device used to create breaking points in egg shells in order to allow one to easily remove the top part of an egg using a knife without causing the shell to splinter; used for the humorous effect of its overly-formal construction
You are welcome.
DierkSchuemann
I'm German and didn't know this word until now. Usually it's called "Eierköpfer" roughly translated egg beheader
everythingismadeofmincedmeat
+1 for THAT word.
Moonhoof
Oh goodie. Another superfluous tool to fill up my cupboards. THERE HAS TO BE A BETTER WAY
mynameisnotalice
It's actually meant as a practical joke. (Yes, that's German humor)
stenwhik
Also called an Egg Topper if any of you are looking for one.
Pliznot
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LiterallyYourMom
Zis is mein Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher. It sollbruchstellenverursachers Eierschalens.
Mrgimmpy
WholesomeCrackwhoresForSale
How decadent... I love it!
deinfavorit
We Germans love combining words. In elementary school we had a reading contest with extending words, at the end it was about 60 letters
Handbookfortherecentlydeceased
Mohawk, a native american language, is the same. Instead of stove polish it's "the thing that makes black the thing that you cook on."
NaturallyHighPenguin
Der satanarchäolügenialkohöllische Wunschpunsch
Rummskartoffel
Das zählt nicht.
Solarfyre
We did that too in Austria :D I'll always remember the "Donaudampfschifffahrtsgesellschaftskapitänsmützenaufhängevorrichtung"
GTimgur
That sort of flexibility is one of the strengths shared by most Germanic descendants' langauges.
GTimgur
languages*
cmoto
Nooooo! Egg #2 D:
JupitersWitch
The thing about German is that the super long words are no longer than the way you would describe it. It's efficient.
1j01
circular-egg-top-remover (wait shit Kreis Ei-top-Entferner)
1j01
or Ei-Top-Kreis-Entferner or something
BobbyBobbston
We once had a contest in class: Who could create the longest word? It was a pain in the ass, but we didn't stop, cause fuck yeah; germany!
Toxinator84
Feuerwehrleiterwagenbeifahrersitzkissenreinigungswaschmaschinentrommelmaterial!
Gewitter
Feuerwehrleiterwagenbeifahrersitzkissenreinigungswaschmaschinentrommelmaterialprüfung!
Toxinator84
Feuerwehrleiterwagenbeifahrersitzkissenreinigungswaschmaschinentrommelmaterialprüfungsrichtlinien!
TogepiOmelette
what does this mean?!
Toxinator84
I think it won't fit into one comment, but I'll try:
Electricfox5
"This is an Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher...it Eierschalensolls Bruchstellenverursachers
McBook
It soll verursach Bruchstellen in Eierschalen
Vishnuisgod
I want one!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im a chef, NEED this!
SpaceGiraffeWithaWaffleMaker
Ha! Try saying that three times fast.
themuttonisniceandlean
I can't even say it once slowly.
DatDudeMate
That was really easy. Probably because im german
ZeGermanGuy
This whole comment section is making me twitchy.
YourFriendlyNeighborhoodBatman
Are germans even real anymore?
Rogahar
Live in Germany, can attest that they use the space purely as a courtesy to other countries. If they could every sentence would be one word.
EvilToska
That's why we hate Twitter. 140 characters? What if you want to say more than one word? ;-)
BobbyBobbston
If we wanted to, we could make.. EVERYTHING one word. Half of germany would love it, half wouldn't give fucks, and the rest would hate it.
BobbyBobbston
And YES, there still is a rest if both half parts are used already. Obviously.
spingers
I never knew I needed an Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher but I really need an Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher (£18 on Amazon)
HaveImetyoubefore
Another word for it might be "Dingsie"
SincerePlatypus
You didn't provide an Amazon Link. How are we supposed to buy it and strengthen the german economy!?
WarmGlowingWarmingGlow
Search for the Matfer 215307 Stainless Steel Egg Topper. Its about $45-$50
Temmplarz
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Tkreativ
Probably made on ????????. But if you want to strengthen our economy feel free to send me the money. XP
SincerePlatypus
I'm german, you dimwit
misskrumpet
Where can I get one?
guzzbird
I just bought a couple to give as gifts (after seeing this post) via AliExpress for £3.19 each inc. shipping. eBay wanted ~£15 from Germany
guzzbird
Search for "egg cutter" rather than "eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher"...
Moonhoof
Germany.
DunderGifflin
Oh boil! This is eggcellent. Just cracking! Albuymin one right now!
reediculous84
Props on the albumin pun +1 A lot of folks don't know what that is. IMO the neatest part bc its responsible for suspending the centered yolk
transientarchitect
ok calm down
orangemarmaladesky
http://imgur.com/zfENsKn
sbi5ar
Did not know that I needed a Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher until this very second... Off to amazon I go *please sell them*
sbi5ar
Ordered! (thank you one click ordering and amazon prime!)
mynameisnotalice
:D
Thedevilofsnowflakes
One of the best hangman words after: Rinderkennzeichnungs- und Rindfleischettikierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz. An old 1/2
RacecarIsRacecarBackwards
Grundstücks verkehrs genehmigungs zuständigkeits übertragungs verordnung?
Thedevilofsnowflakes
Whoever invented those words must be some nerdy guy who likes to annoy others with hard words.
Thedevilofsnowflakes
Law about the labeling of cows/beef 2/2
checks0ut
Feuerwehrspritzwasserdüsenaufsatzreinigungsmittelbehälter ist auch gut
TheHumanCentipad
It´s actually a terrible idea cause most guesses are right. I tried Aufmerksamkeitsdefizithyperaktivitätssyndrom once. So much counting.
Thedevilofsnowflakes
Didn't play it for ages. No adults like it. I mostly used country names no one ever heard of x)
sote
As a german i never heard of this..
lebabf
Bei uns heißts eierköpfer :)
ChromeBadger
I'm American, my German grandmother gave one to me. To this day she's very happy that I use it, and all my friends are immensely confused.
Mithi
That's the way to go! "If you can't convince them, just confuse them."
Tutor
We can also try that in Finnish language: Kananmunankuoririkkoutumispäältäaiheuttaja. "Egg shell breaking from top causer"
Zahnradfee
:D
rockshiv
It makes me cringe, but I'll accept it. Torille.
Penisberger
Germans...
SincerePlatypus
I WANT ONE!!
ddTurak
That gif never fails to make me smile ^.^
xxNatmaNxx
This made me laugh more than it should've done
Asaltycashew
Look at the wine bottle! Skyrim has a wine just like it!
HoriOri
I once had a nice Chianti in one of those.
LostCatWantedDeadAndAlive
The name for that type of bottle is "fiasco". You're welcome.
ShitPostKing
Alto wine
TheFloristFriar
Every time I see this scene I want to sneak and steal it. My character's goal in life is to obtain all alcohol he sees. Got a lot of booze.
ShitPostKing
And let Lydia carry it around
TheFloristFriar
I kill her every play through. The moment she gives me sass. "I am sworn to carry your *grunts from me stabbing her*"
CaesarBUBBLINZeppeli
Your happiness made me happy :D
CaesarBUBBLINZeppeli
Your happiness made me happy :D
LeeeB
Sadly, we cannot claim him. He is Austrian.
LeeeB
But I will claim half of Michael Fassbender
Snarkoleptic
You've claimed Austrians before : )
Azmania
https://media.giphy.com/media/3oEdv6fjKmpTLbdtN6/giphy.gif
LeeeB
Other way around. Hitler was Austrian. He claimed us *shudder*
thatonereallylongsnakegif
Joker65
I fell asleep after 15 minutes
colieco
There goes 20 minutes of my life I'll never get back.
PandasCanFly
Don't mind me - I'm just a place saver to watch it later.
hdgross
http://imgur.com/1pIci78
PandasCanFly
thanks, 1+
00elix
That was glorious. I couldn't turn away. At first I was critical of some seemingly careless choices, but eventually realized I was 1/2
00elix
watching a master that knew his own skill limits. 2/2
IKnowWhereSydBarrettLived
Das it's gut, ja?
LankyFrog
Sam Becker?
Aliencow
It's a bingo!
IKnowWhereSydBarrettLived
Fuck off autocorrect.
ImFunAtGrammarParties
Drecks-autocorrect. Scheiß autocorrect. Verficktes autocorrect. Verdammtes autocorrect. Beschissenes autocorrect.
Storyainthadnomoral
I'm typing this from my work, about a mile away from where Syd Barrett lived. How exciting
davidbowieeyes
That IS exciting!
Storyainthadnomoral
NON-STOP EXCITEMENT RIGHT HERE
IKnowWhereSydBarrettLived
So you're in Cherry Hinton, I guess? Very exciting!
Storyainthadnomoral
Just near the station. Are you in Cambridge too?
IKnowWhereSydBarrettLived
Nearby. Cambridge lad exiled to Snives.
Jfromthesea
90% chance some ones tried that on their dick. Because that's just the world we live in
BlasserDuennerJunge
*Murican
LogicalAbsurdities
80% chance it comes with a warning 'Not for use on testicles'
DurendaI
Oh God why.
ConstantlySearchingForMyDadOnImgur
Stop spying on me Frank!!!
TheHaloFollower
It's not my fault the instructions were unclear...
DrMet
Oh Oooh oh... And these are the hands we're given..
alsoAzrael
It would be 100%, but I don't have one yet.
eyeLied
When do you get yours?
VolkGamingHD
ithinkitsthisone
Rule 34
NinjaGrizzlyBear
Sounds like a solid way to get metal up your cock hole.
Sirsir94
Some people like that...
SiebzehnSilben
100%
GitRightStik
Dear user, in your free time, look up "sounding."
imgurliestome
Nearlyburly
Whaaaaaaaat?!
imgurliestome
Nearlyburly
Oh. Thanks. That clears it up.
imgurliestome
https://youtu.be/IdtKbq3Omkw
TheHaloFollower
got a giggle
dReWdAt
One of the best commercials ever!
BorkfortheBORKGod
Almost as if it was taken directly from the movie "Fucking Åmål"
imgurliestome
mynameisnotalice
I wouldn't recommend it. Chances are that you actually hurt yourself. The impact is quite strong and precise, might break the skin.
PaleChixAreMyFetish
Found the German.
mynameisnotalice
Yes, that's me ^^
mavi222
"Sometimes, I'm pullin' it so hard, I rip the skin!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuoaGPlWr-4
TheSacrificialButter
I'm gonna bet that makes a dude who would want to try this chub up a bit
MustardHeadmaster
I need someone to do the science now...
lovelyboredom
I have talked to a few where that would not be a problem
mynameisnotalice
As I said I didn't check, but it might be that the device skins the tip of the penis. (There is a vacuum built up that lifts the egg (1)
mynameisnotalice
shell) Even if you are into heavy CBT I would strongly advice against that. (2)