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Sounds like someone found out.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/crime/capitol-riot-donna-bissey-trump-b1938745.html?amp
Oct 15, 2021 3:13 PM
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https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/crime/capitol-riot-donna-bissey-trump-b1938745.html?amp
junkgoof
Her life must be pretty bad if that was her best day.
Toofwess
Terrorist attack* It wasn't a riot. We are well past the point of pretending it was a riot.
keyblader1985
dendiverdown
Wasn’t she on “Two and a Half Men”?
joelosteensharts
vanishinggirl
Wow! 53? Definitely road hard & put away wet!!
joelosteensharts
sotronics
Lock her up for life or just hang her for Treason.
joelosteensharts
I’d love to watch these idiots hang in public
IAmNotNSAsodonotbeparanoid
Give them the same sentence they want for the treason they screamed at others for committing
Hawkgirl203
Yes!
SithElephant
Yeah, no. 14 days ain't finding out.
NoCoconutOnlyPineapple
Ghengis67
Her best day will be her first day in jail when she will be in big demand
Thelrishlnquistion
howcansomeonepossiblyhavethesameweirdusernamealready
I have to say, Gritty going from being a reviled new mascot to being the poster boy for making fun of GQP'ers is the best comeback story.
SleeperXib
Second to the library cat.
Biggless9
GOP trailer trash ain't got much, so that could have been a "best day.'
HypersonicHero
If she was black she’d have gotten all 6 months I guarantee.
CplCarrot
14 days for trying to install a facist regime.
ShardHarter
how sad is your life if a day spent losing is the best day
baldewok
14 days is not even a slap on the wrist. This is the true sedition.
Mewmus
what does "unvaccinated" have anything to do with the story ?
joelosteensharts
That’s the best part that they need to call that out
hellsgunslinger
Still seems like a light sentence to me but at keast it's something. Probably should have added some court mandated therapy to though
joelosteensharts
Or maybe an updated hair cutting course :)
timmyg683000
We she be vaccinated in prison?
genericanamoly
Most likely if she went to prison, yet 14 days doesn’t land you in prison just jail. If jails mandate it, well that too.
TheGodlySka
So, if it's only 14 days punishment...why doesnt the left do it too but to weed out the fascists?
Daisy8674
I like how she is so scared of getting covid but wont get vaccinated. But I thought it had a 99% survival rate why are you so scared?
ThailandExpress
Anju42
But bongs work with tobacco. Why would that be illegal?
ThailandExpress
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drug_paraphernalia pesky federal law. His company sold across state lines. He's a drug war victim
ligmabolz
He shipped them to a state where it was illegal. It was the feds buying them,acting as buye,and they kept pressuring him to ship them there.
3rdNameUsed
Wow. She sure found out. She had 14 days of free meals and has something to brag about around the rednecks.
inkswitch11
Glad I did not have much hope they would be punished appropriatly. These sentences are... IDK underwhelming phhtt
GreyKnightTemplar666
Unvaccinated to, ha. She might find out more than just federal crimes.
Evilpercy
Pure speculation, but if she is unvaccinated so that when she is sentenced to prison, she can make the argument that it would be to dangerou
MadeYouLookAgain
*two
OliverClothesoff70
*too
OrdinarilyBob
*also
DudeThatsRacist
As terrible as the jails are with covid protocols, she's in for big big trouble
reynoldser
jfitz
And we’re in for a cavalcade of laughter!
Jagerbeast
Sentenced to 14 days looool.... she sure found out!
ThereAreNoMoreUsernamesAvailable
Don’t forget this stays on the record… for all accounts her life after jail won’t be easy and I should say worse than…
Darklinkinfinite
Can I bank my 14 days in jail now so I can commit sedition later?
ImHereToGetDownvotes
Yep, found out if you're white in America, even shitty trailer trash white, you get off easy.
MyCommentsUsuallyHaveTypos
LOL True, but I love how the word unvaccinated is casually dropped. It really has become a societal qualifier.
genericanamoly
I didn’t pay a fine, and had to sit out 31 days in jail. Fuck this fucking bullshit with letting these people off.
TheComputerScientist
What was the fine for? I'd like to know what sort of crimes rich people can pay their way out of (outside of parking/speeding stuff).
genericanamoly
(DWLS) Driving while license suspended. Happened at 17 yo. Nothing done on it for five years. Law passes that kids now have to pay for >
genericanamoly
there own crimes, instead off pointing towards the parents for fine payments. Warrant goes out for not paying fines on the misdemeanor >
genericanamoly
I’m 22 at this point. I find out about the warrant and turn myself in. Wouldn’t let me do work crew, so I had to sit out the fine.
CurbYourClassWar
Seriously I've been locked up for 30 days over nothing...what the fuck is this horseshit??
SomeDetroitGuy
The US Attorney's Office doesn't have nearly enough staff to handle all the insurrectionists so the minor cases are getting plea deals for
SomeDetroitGuy
misdemeanors so they can focus on the Boogaloo Boys and the Oath Keepers and the other right-wing terrorists.
dsmegst
When your normal life is already in the shitter...
SeasonedCitizen
She's a hairdresser? Do her clients a favor, lock her up.
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
She took "never get high on your own supply" a bit too seriously
FallingStar7669
If she's a hairdresser, you could also up her locks. ......................................... thank you, thank you, I'm here all evening.
joelosteensharts
SentientSpork
That joke was so bad I had to come back and upvote.
trippingthelightfantastic
What kind of life did she have that sedition was her best day, ever?
665NeighborOfTheBeast
People are attracted to autocrats because they often have a deep well of frustration and powerlessness. The hate is like rocket fuel and
665NeighborOfTheBeast
that is by design. I'm sure this WAS the best day ever for these choads, too bad their sentences can't be MUCH longer.
WholeCogan
I live near her town. This area can be an echo chamber to many. Many 3%’r stickers, many trump flags, many confederate flags. It’s sad.
hollywilsonpregler9000
Imagined slights. Fear of what she CLEARLY doesn't understand.
kingofblueoranges
I definitely see this as being the most exciting day for a lot of them. I don’t think most have accomplished much in life.
Thelrishlnquistion
A privileged yet deeply sad and empty life.
JCentauri
Beutelmann
Oh she's on imgur?
hollywilsonpregler9000
I want to downvote this but it was too damn funny.
ItsBobBelcher
To me it’s more proof that it was a cult that stormed the White House. They were running on ecstasy and fantasy.
hollywilsonpregler9000
How sad that this was probably many of their first time in DC and THIS was how they chose to spend their time.