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Nov 1, 2025 7:19 AM
OceansRust
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bemibet
He prefers leather to other forms of upholstery.
KoalaOnTheJuice
Krackajak78
"Snap's me right out of it". You're not the only one 'Snap'd out' by these pricks at the moment
chicharrone
He's thinking about his previous encounter with a gorgeous pleather couch
OperatorWay
Cue Coldplay.
astronomygeek7
Straight on her tits and she’s letting him. They were definitely a couple.
Archid0rk
Of course it's pleather, otherwise it's nothing like a couch.
yesdearmetoo
She dressed like vance's couch for Halloween
Enlightenment123
Gold Digging H O E
simonsaysabunchofstuff
We should start a rumor that JD paid to have CK shot so that he can dump his wife thats too brown for republicans and hook up with Blondie to be a white nationalists wet dream in 2028.
I mean, its totally believable
eetsumkaus
no, the rumor should be that JD paid to have CK shot because he needs to hide that he's a brown lover and Silicon Valley libfascist, and Erika is the perfect cover for him. Y'all need to make these conspiracies palatable to the MAGA crowd so they spread like wildfire. See: Madison Cawthorne.
prosper020
Honestly, if I read what you just said in the news, I would hardly question it.
TheBelcherKids
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eetsumkaus
I don't know where this is that those leather pants would fit "most"
Omicron416
As usual, the hands are an "A.I." giveaway.
Andersen81
Way to many tears, only reason she could cry at his funeral was the onion in her handkerchief. Bone dry and ice cold like the rest of them.
eetsumkaus
that's why they're "fake"
troy1984
Those are Dark Maga tears.
Andersen81
Like the black oil from x-files, make people very evil.
ItsACrazyWorld
These people are so weird.
Hercules99
Pancake ass
TheDirtySanchezBros
Total pancake. Yuck. Gimme them thicc girls who wanna smash the patriarchy and then smash me!
32FGWolfhound
Finally a leather couch!
SirShmango
Imagine having so much power while being as publicly messy as tiktok clout chasers, all because Trump is obsessed with trashy television shows. Can't help but feel like so much of this would be happening strictly behind the scenes if not for his influence.
eetsumkaus
I've never even had anyone do that to me, how do these pieces of shit find that connection.
AyatollahBahloni
Well, here's what I think of that:
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StraightOnThroughTheChompers
What she whispered in his ear: "Dump the import, kill Donny and make me the first lady!"
Krackajak78
One fucks couches, the other fucks lazy boys
PithyCommentBelow
She put on the pleather just for him…
eetsumkaus
bought the real thing from his life insurance policy
pr3viso
She told him she's a couch
VaxxedCanadian
She mourned a day. what more can she do?
eetsumkaus
it is absolutely amazing how MAGA keeps getting handed these Reichstag Fire moments, Trump's assassination, the ICE Facility attacks, Charlie Kirk, and they are completely incapable of staying on message long enough to utilize it because they keep looking for the next grift. It is nice though how quickly Charlie's "buddies" moved on after him. Looks like all of them cared about as much as the rest of us.
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
prosper020
I mean, he hated empathy and obviously wouldn’t want any for himself.
shawnemack
She gave the guy pyrotechnics and everything! Move on!
Sensiblyinteresting
It was the appropriate amount for the circumstances
stephseviltwinII
She hasn't gotten railed in days, get some
Eleshar24
Seriously? She probably popped a bottle of champaigne.
eetsumkaus
did she pop it from the side of the neck?
Eleshar24
That would be JD...
ChromePlatedEquator
It's been 51 days since Charlie Kirk said anything racist.
prosper020
prosper020
But also
Illinifan88
She was in on it. They needed a huge distraction for the Epstein files, and to drum up the "left violence" narrative.
She probably fucking hated Charlie as much as we did. You know a whiny little bitch like him is no different at home.
Now she gets his wealth without having to deal with him.
stephseviltwinII
So she let her kids watch him bleed to death?
Trelfar
You're talking about someone who told her 3yo that her dad isn't coming home because he's "on a work trip with Jesus, so he can afford your blueberry budget."
Illinifan88
She's a republican. Traumatizing their children is part of the shtick.
stephseviltwinII
Better than letting them develop empathy
MySushi
Neglected to add the /s at the end there. Smh
PerthAussieMike
MAGA will applaud if he dumps Usha and marries her. He will actually gain brownie ( LOL ) points from them.
Krackajak78
🤣.. bruh!
ragekritz
Everyone wants this to happen. It'll be funny when it does.
spangolio
man that was such a terrible accident that hasn't happened to her quite yet. so awful about the kids too. Erika better warm up her oven!!
xj4low
He talks about his wife being Hindu as something that he can fix. Mean while, Kirk's wife was in a marriage based on money and not satisfaction.
That head embrace is weird for 2 friends. At least the Christian conservatives will applaud him leaving his Hindu wife and kids for a Christian woman, who has kids.
Krackajak78
I'm sure he's constantly trolled by all his white supremastist friends and coworkers
xj4low
Good.
VitaminJay
Brown wives aren't acceptable, Brown mistresses are. (Thanks, Jefferson...)
Krackajak78
https://youtu.be/gHomroJC55M
LuveBunny
Maga will just write that off as his brown fever phase.
Clayman8
Its MAGA, that plan is too simple for them. Itll be something like "a psyop to put a *brown person* in a seat of power to watch over them blacks and hispanos". Obviously not realising she isnt african/american, or latino.
TheWhiteBarry
If?
It's looking like when
Germankipp
He recently said he wants Usha to convert to Christianity... i bet their home life is great.....
jayman0123
it must be absolutely WILD. Imagine what happened from her point of view in 2 years. Her husband went from being a normal run of the mill conservative asshole who didn't like Trump, to not only supporting Trump, but becoming his Vice President, openly detesting people of other religions and skin tones, including hers, saying he wants to convert her to his religion, and now groping a white supremacists widow on stage while she's dressed like she's looking for a new baby daddy.
Dracon27
*groping a white supremacist.
BuckysGambit
My heart breaks for the kids. They’re going to need so much therapy later when they see their dad defending people who vilify people with their skin color and go back and see the instances where their dad referred to them as “her kids”.
literallymike
At least Usha's inevitable book will do well...
corndude101
Before or after he has her deported?
Maxgaap
She was born in San Diego, California. She is a U.S. citizen.
Eleshar24
So? She is brown...
prosper020
That isn’t stopping them, they are already trying to remove us citizens.
Maxgaap
I haven't seen any news about that occurring. Which US citizens have been deported or are subject to deportation proceedings?
prosper020
They emptied out an entire apartment building in Chicago, detaining everyone within the building, including children. Sure people were released, but that’s not what you do to citizens you want to keep.
https://www.cnn.com/2025/10/03/us/chicago-apartment-ice-raid
My claim was that they are trying to remove citizens. The evidence you ask for is not my claim. It would help my claim, but it is not the only evidence that would back it up. I’d argue the above is enough to show their desires.
theskepticinme
I saw a conspiracy short video that complained there is no public info available on Kirk’s murder (along with other wild stuff). Anyone know if this is true offhand?
eetsumkaus
You can just check the wiki and see that that's false (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassination_of_Charlie_Kirk#Timeline_of_the_assassination). It's an ongoing investigation and we probably wouldn't see anything public until the trial. Keep in mind Kash and his Klowns had no idea where this dude even was until he turned himself in. There probably isn't a whole lot of evidence in the first place.
yeahhedugit
Mainstream press has wondered about why investigations into foreign involvement have been dropped.
weave
Just call her Constantinople because she's going to get invaded by the Ottoman humper
YuckFuMaga
I mean… she’s technically single now. 🤷🏻♂️
zubax
The build up, the setup, the execution https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1djY0Mng5a3Bjamd4emJ1cHRsd3JnbjVuYjkxbzZmN3BzcGltYXEycyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/ohRB7lodHJobrD5WNd/200w.webp
TheYodajen
Wow that took some thought. Bravo https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MnhzZW1zamJldDIybml6MzdyNzMwN3BhZ2d4aXYzcjQwb3UzOXJyZyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/r7Ql3VIg4x6WA/200w.webp
bananabonanza3
This is the best comment. We can all go home
GrandPubabofMoldistan
Bravo sir!
MyGreatestFearBoner
SpryMaggot
*Cuntstantinople
Magjee
RubyMoonNite
eetsumkaus
Did I just witness an all time internet great be born?
pachyderm
Brilliant
13579rocket
laDisparitionDesHeures
This has more up votes that the post itself 😂
StarscreamAndHutch
gilliamv
Polymathena
That's nobody's business but the jerks
TNSCLuotaMEa4fVN
Brilliant!
xj4low
He's probably already sprouting a partial due to how much her pants remind him of his first love. A 3 seater with pullout bed.
KKVantas
I thought she was Istanbul
UnreasonablyImprudentPerson
Trimule
lpooptoomuch
5/7 no notes
valen00
I had to come back to upvote this, damn bro.
lildude52ca
im not american. i've asked 20 people. i still don't understand why people call him the couch fucker? what did i miss ? why is he calledthat
sheldy13
It was never true(as far as we know), it was just something someone posted and it went viral.
CALAMOSCOPYJANE
He wrote about it in his book.
davebarton315101
A joking interpretation of his book got it started. Then to keep it going every one announced that it was not true, twenty times a day. Therefore I am pleased to announce that JD Vance did not fuck that couch.
Hopefully this will be announced every day for the rest of his life.
SpecialAgentCharlesCarmichael
He fucks couches.
opus68
KommanderKayriel
The couch fucker has sex with couches against their will. He's a menace to upholstery. The predator of ottomans. The inseminator of sofas.
WellWhatTheHeck
The raper of La-Z-Boys?
KommanderKayriel
James the Ripper of cushions, yes.
Antrobus55
Because before he fucked his country he practiced by fucking furniture.
nut2butt
because he fucked a couch. He wrote about it in his book Hillbilly Elegy.
weave
You know the Republicans have been playing very fast and loose with the truth, or "alternative facts" such as "they're eating the dogs and cats"
This was a response to that, it was just a joke that really developed a life of its own. The joke claimed Vance had admitted in his book that he had violated a latex glove pressed between couch cushions
OrionRex
You promised you wouldn't fact check!
Toqom
Yup, this comment was really the nail in the coffin
reallybigdogtrappedinamansbody
He actually did write in his book that he used to masturbate with a sofa cushion. And there’s video of him in a hotel room putting lipstick on a chaise lounge.
lezgetfukkinreal
I found the footage, JD Vance fucking a couch cushions
Rubbishtheresnoway9peopleusetaniwhida
My maga family members are convinced this is AI
medimr
There are some pics floating around that are, iirc. Like one of her standing on a coffin with Vance's face against her tits...
pumpactionsunshine
The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
George Orwell, "1984" (1949)
Rubbishtheresnoway9peopleusetaniwhida
🎯
Sebastopol140
Yep, AI is just one more excuse for them to deny facts.
cowgoesmoo1
Unless, of course, it's MAGA-generated AI that confirms what they believe without otherwise having facts.
Emjayen
Just like any time another chud is caught doing Nazi shit "it's a glowie" or "secretly antifa". Conservatives aren't serious people and should not be entertained as if they were.
Datsinginguy
Except that they are in control of every facet of govt
ragekritz
AI is a perfect cancer of capitalism and anti human. cant' wait to have a bunch of genalpha unable to do anything with any skills cause during formative years they were told to just use ai, cause this keeps happening now.
StellarJay77
Meh, this is just another rung along the way towards making true human creativity unprofitable. Look whats happened to the music industry over the last couple decades.
corndude101
As a teacher I can tell you we constantly forbid the use of AI. The only thing we use it for is for things like “I’m doing research on ____ topic. Compile me a list of 10 resources I could use.”
The thing is students go ahead and use it how they want because they don’t want to do the work.
If we don’t want to slip into a generation of idiots, the parenting has to be better at home. Parents need to monitor their child’s use of AI at home… and most are not.
Many actually encourage the use.
WarThunderLeakedMySpecs
The kind of person who most needs to, won’t. Parental responsibility has been dead for a long time now. They’d rather vote to ban anything they personally don’t like than have basic, boilerplate conversations with their kids. Truly, they don’t want to engage with their children as people.
corndude101
No they do want to engage, but they are more concerned with being their child’s friend than being their parent.
Thats what we are seeing.
WarThunderLeakedMySpecs
Sorry, not trying to say this is all parents. I’m talking about the bigots who don’t want their kids to learn trans people exist and want to tightly control HOW their children think. People who are part of LDS or other cult-adjacent belief systems and want public schools to conform to their religion. Things like that.
THEY are not trying to be their child’s friend, OR take responsibility.
Deshalope
Hear hear - even basic communication. Academic writing isn't fun, but it teaches structure in expression.
nlky
"Capitalism and anti human" is redundant. Just saying.
Doingtheneedful
"AI" is going to be an awfully convenient excuse for confirmation bias....
Ree81
Anti-woke is dead. AI is the new catch-all for bitches.
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
That's what "fake news" has been doing for like a decade already, AI is just an extension of that
PerthAussieMike
Well... I mean .... I REALLY DID believe Fighter Pilot Trump unleashed poo all over his citizens. But I'm now told it was AI... sheesh !!!
Rubbishtheresnoway9peopleusetaniwhida
😜
TrueLegateDamar
2016-2020 and 2024-???? will be 'Democrat AI' rewriting history to make Trump look bad.
Rithale87
I have settled on my response to that being, "It is not AI, but you want it to be to so you can sleep at night."
INeverReadTheTOS
That’s the goal. The ruling class wants evidence of their wrongdoings to be written off as fake.
INeverReadTheTOS
The internet robbed them of their ability to control the narrative. Rather than accept that, they’ve opted instead to poison it.
ragekritz
that's what its goal is now for sure a big part of it is that. first it was about killing creative industries, now it's about killing truth.
rusrsdude
It was really all about data theft and control i.e. taking voices from actors, using their face, their mannerisms, recreating famous art styles, all so the ones who originally created dont need to be paid. The killing of "creative industries" is just a bonus.