Noice!

Sep 6, 2022 11:24 PM

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Team yellow are some Amazon type kids compared to Team Blue. They all are playing good though.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Yay, sportsball !!!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Lol blue girl getting rushed by celebrating yellow team as they slowly surround her.

4 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

Made a bicycle kick for a goal at my High School soccer game !

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She looks shocked and so proud of herself. Love it!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#9 should check for her wallet.. @11 could work for the tsa

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What a save!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

now we see why defenders tend to be a bit larger than forwards.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Usually larger are slower on the pitch. I know there is exceptions to every rule. Small nippy forwards. Defenders need to read the game more

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

She must be kicking herself after that one

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 201 Dislikes 1

I’m stealing this

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Whoever edited this did a superb job

4 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Hey, that's my mate!

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Pretty rare to see a woman's bicycle kick. This one is an absolute gem.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

was that a fucking sphere shot

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn, that overhead kick...

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Victory. Some movie trivia, Pele and Sylvester Stallone.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe I’m Marge Simpson, but I just think everyone there did a super job.

4 years ago | Likes 966 Dislikes 0

Or not. Like entire defending team, goalkeeper too. Not even to mention person holding the camera.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

4 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

ive literally said this

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You should turn that into an AC/DC song. OH WATCH OUT SUUPER JOB!

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Kindly deeds, done for free

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Except the goalie

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Are you kidding … she went airborne and totally laid out for that save!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yep, the defence was strong, the passer held strong, the bicycle was sweet, even the poor blue player stuck in the celebration was strong

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I thonk they're just neat

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No wuss bets.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like you and what you're doing, but although 11 tried really hard and applied awesome defensive pressure, she got, what we call, wrecked.

4 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

As far as I know football rules, blue 11 should really not have tried to grab onto yellow 9, though.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes but 9 had the option to throw herself of the ground and roll across the field screaming in agony. She chose to play on so its okay.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

This seriously looked like full grown women playing against 12 year olds.

4 years ago | Likes 142 Dislikes 3

either JV or Froah teams where some could be in 9th and others in 11th grade. Those 2 years can result in huge size difference

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yeah is this varsity vs JV or what? Most of the yellow team looks a lot bigger than most of the blue team.

4 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

right?

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

9 is 5ft9.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You're at 69 points, so take my 'noice' instead of an upvote.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

The USA Womens Gold Medal team once scrimmaged against a middle school boys team and got obliterated.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 11

How weird the kids always win in those celebrity/professional athletes vs kids matches.

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 4

YouTube link?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

https://youtu.be/LmzrAIUi7pk

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

It's weird you post this link because it basically argued that they weren't required playing to win but to create a learning env for kids

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

The Aus womens team did similar, though it was against a local mens "B" grade squad. Got absolutely destroyed.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

I thought blue 11 was a kid at first, she is tiny, fierce, but out matched.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All the girls in blue seem a bit shorter than all the girls in yellow

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ludicrous.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When I played as a kid I was slapped, scratched, kicked and definitely shoved. This looks pretty normal to me, girls play rough too.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In many states, they'd be checking the first ball-handling girl's gender after the game.

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 7

That poor and tiny L back/midfielder-overwhelmed and nutmeged. No chance at all.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Upvote for 'nutmegged'. Never heard that as a verb before.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why does Number Nine, the largest of the footballers, not simply EAT the other footballers?

4 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 1

That's happens afterwards ;)

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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Maybe they are saving it for sweeps?

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

11 was being hands on. Is that all right?

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

No, definitely tried to hold her.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Looks like everyone on the yellow team is 6 inches taller than everyone on the blue. Had a game like in a hockey tournament when I was in

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

high-school. Out team was all sophmores and juniors, and one of the teams we played was maybe 2 years younger than us. They were damn good,

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

way better than us skill-wise. But just being bigger and stronger made us win. Was close tho, they had a real goalie so it was only 2-0.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The other teams our age mostly just sucked and we crushed them. But we agreed that team would win it all in a couple years.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In the 88th minute to tie the game for Long Beach State

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Who were the opponents?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

11 tried all the tricks and still got smoked ..

4 years ago | Likes 205 Dislikes 2

If they were the same size it would have been different

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She got arm whacked in the face and still kept going at it!

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

The arm came after 11 literally wrapped both arms around 9 to try to get her off balance. Kudos to both players. Determination from each

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Yeah 11 got smoked. What a bender to her teammate too.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

she is also a foot and a half shorter

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I wouldn't mess up with 11.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 just physically outclassed 11

4 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 1

She's nothing without her powers.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I honestly had to watch it a second time to realize it’s not an adults vs kids. Just that weird age I suppose.

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Niece is in 8th grade playing volleyball against 9th/10th graders. The size difference is insane despite the 1-2yr age gap.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's the same reason pro hockey players are born round the same time of year. Being bigger at the start of the season is a huge advantage >

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

< in the minor leagues. As such kids with the right birthdays usually get more ice time, which makes it easier to go pro. Same prolly goes >

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

< for the minor leagues of most sports. Talent has about as much to do with it as being born at the right time.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Not surprising since 9 is literally twice her size.

4 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 3

She didn't get beat because she was small though - big yellow was just too tricky.

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

Well kinda. If she was bigger, she would have bodied up and boxed out 9 after getting nutmegged, instead of falling down.

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Wonder how long after the clip republicans demanded she prove shes actually a woman.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

When defending in closed spaces like that, size doesn't matter that much. She wasn't outclassed physically she was outclassed technically.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Big disagree as well on the former. Having been the big kid playing defense I lived on boxing the smaller forwards out. Made my job mad easy

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I disagree with the former. I played 'county' lvl football n the 16-18 division illegally when I was 14. I was never a big kid.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well that's your problem! You had a 2-4 year disadvantage in years where even months matter! You were outmatched in strength and speed.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

No, my advantage was speed and skill, otherwise I would not have been part of that team. The physical strength was my disadvantage.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Even though I was successful, my size literally meant that defenders had a serious advantage, by blocking my path, pushing (shoulders) me

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Aside in similar situations. It meant I had to play differently compared to being as big or bigger than them.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...oof. She can't feel good about that "through my legs" moment.

4 years ago | Likes 322 Dislikes 2

Nutty

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oldest trick in the book

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Everyone gets nutmegged at some point.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

To be fair it didn’t look intentional. The defender actually guessed right but over extended her leg allowing the ball to deflect through

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that’s what... he said?

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Not that elbow to the face either

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There was a guy in my team backthen who injured a number of people this way. Including me, by dislocating my jaw during training.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Megs

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Gimme a pushup

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

short for M'legs

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

nutmeg

4 years ago | Likes 100 Dislikes 0

That's an interesting name for it. In french we call it "petit pont", literally 'small/little bridge'.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Poortje" or "Panna" in Dutch, literally meaning "little gate" or "little gate, but in Surinaams"

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In Straya we yell "Nuddy!" (nutty = nutmeg)

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Girls play soccer how it's meant to be played, with a little incidental contact. No need to sell a foul everytime you're touched

4 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 21

Looks like the defender took an elbow to the face like the champ she definitely is.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow what an original comment. Not like I knew it would be here with out looking. Any other original opinions you wanna share?

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 7

Lmao bro, I respect your militant stance. But is this really a hill you wanna die on? What is really bothering you?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

People without an original thought in their head, vomiting bullshit for internet circle jerk points

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lol ok buddy, I'd work on that though. Gonna be a hard existence if you let random internet commenters ruin your day

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Day is not ruined buddy. I'm totally ok. Just informing you how unoriginal you are.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Women aren't angels, they dive and cheat just like men. People saying this kinda thing are telling everyone they've never watched any

4 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 2

Just watch USWNT. Dirty cheating rats. I fucking hate them, they cheat and dive and bully and are just utter bastards.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

Football, men or womens. Like England women weren't playing like peak Italy in the Euros two months ago.

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Ya that's fair, but I'm Canadian and I've watched our womens national team play....I think they want the game to be more physical

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They do. And the more physical it gets the more people will dive. Just how it is.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Girls don’t play for fun

4 years ago | Likes 1069 Dislikes 8

Tell that to the asshole who catfished me once in 2013.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 10

Actually, that might have been a movie or maybe an Ambien hallucination. Nvm

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 8

They do *not*. My sister used to get more scratched and bruised playing basketball than I did as a linesman in football..

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And the goalie doesn't play at all.

4 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 3

true, and yet they show so much more comradery than the boys.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 14

That's not true

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

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Rugby v soccer player

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hahaha fucking penaldo

4 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 0

Real Madrid DNA

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

The most I ever got fowled was a friendly with our club's same-age female team. Ripped some other guys shirt clean off. Many jokes followed.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Though to be fair, we were all friends (both teams). It was all in good fun. We were also playing a bit harder than we normally would have.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Highschool PE, girls tended to use their fingernails when playing basketball.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This is so true. I do BJJ and when men square up it's just another day. When women square up they're ready to destroy each other.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I played the traveling girls team in u14. I was a goalie. I left respecting girl players that night. It was a very humbling moment lmfao!!!!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh. That sucks. They don't enjoy the game? What a bunch of ingrates.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’ve fractured my wrist twice in life. One of them was playing girls-only gym hockey - myself and 7 other girls got sent to the nurse with /

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

what... what was the other time

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Freak accident with a belt. Was shaking dust off my jeans and the buckle smacked my wrist. Should’ve remembered to remove it :(

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

/ semi-serious injuries. The sport got banned from our school after that.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No, no they do not. A few years back my oldest son's hockey team played a tourney championship against an all girl's team..

4 years ago | Likes 97 Dislikes 4

How many of the boys could walk off the field at the end of the match?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All of them, though there wasn't a field.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The boys weren't chauvinistic or anything but they walked away with a significantly recalibrated idea of how girl's teams played.

4 years ago | Likes 139 Dislikes 3

Who won?

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Girls took it on a shot in the last 30 seconds, 3-2. Both teams scored more on each other than anyone else in the entire tourney combined.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That is, both teams shut out the competition for the entire tournament. So hands down the two very best teams there.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Who's next?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who's on first?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

YOU DECIDE

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Men's soccer should take lessons from women's soccer on how to toughen the fuck up. Those ladies are athletes, those boys are pansies.

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If this is all the same game and she didn’t get a red, the ref is as much to blame as her.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was in one game, around 2009. She got a yellow card for tripping another player, then suspended from the team after the game.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah, she isn't an athlete. This bitch is just a cunt wearing a uniform. Fuck that bully shit.

4 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

Damn, number 15 not to be messed around

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

oh, she's just a cunt

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

What? I was under the impression that girls just wanna have fun.

4 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Yeah but that’s just when the workin day, when the workin day is done.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sure, but you can't always get what you want.

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