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Sep 24, 2023 2:50 AM
TaurionPhoenix
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specsam
You can't tell me you don't want a lap dance from Zircon
Machi4vel
No Ruby??? Is it because it is deep red, so out-of-scale??
briham86
plastikb0y
Looks more like cum from much longer ago.
kojenk
plastikb0y
You could mine these rocks from my bed as a teenager.
EugeneEff
Obsidian should be higher up.
isetprettygirlsonfire
Geologist, can confirm. But I live in Nevada, so this applies to the brothel just as well as strip club.
kojenk
arkemiffo
I don't know. I feel that Wulfenite would a popular stripper name in Germany.
CanlkiCkiT
Flint!?
PeanutbutterDonut3000
Emerald should be above Jasper and Muscovite below Bloodstone, in my humble opinion. Also Obsidian would actually be a pretty Rad stripper name!
MissSpelledTattoo
No Ruby? Maybe that's more of a 70s to 80s thing.
mondomar
I love bloodstone though.
Sebastopol140
Bloodstone should be much higher.
TheChunguskaEvent
jesus christ, marie
LlamaCheese1
What if Crystal is their stage name?
mrgoto
Came here to ask this…
KittenVonCatsworth
Honestly I love this meme because one of my best friends was a stripper for several years and her real name is actually Crystal.
bottledham
Was her stripper name something like Kayleigh or Samantha?
InTheBeginningWasTheNerd
Through a series of amusing and improbable coincidences, her stripper name was actually Bob.
hogeyegrex
So, the other half of the act was named Neil?
InTheBeginningWasTheNerd
Neil B4U
belly42
So no-one is Cummingtonite?
kojenk
FukcTedCruz
Dreamspitter
Ah, fellow geologist..
MelodiousDissonance
Schist is onyxpected some times isn't it.
fartymarty42
Megamastermetamememaker
People here think you made that up...🙄
kojenk
went to the wrong "gem" house
kojenk
OR DID THEY?!
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
Flint ranks higher than Obsidian?
Joylove
Jasper? Jasper???
CrumbyCake
I don't know if i could get a lap dance from a "Jasper"
phalanxausage
How about Flint?
kojenk
toomanymemesandnotenoughmemeory
His beard is awfully scratchy
ThatCrazyCNA
I got a lap dance from Jasper once... Could not believe how limber they were, but unfortunately their balls kept showing. 4/10 would not recommend
OvejasElectricas
Not with that attitude
TMccl
vmos
Especially not if you remember the early Tom and Jerry cartoons where that was the cats name
WellEverybodysHeardAboutTheBird
What about a Paddlin'?
GreenFox
That's okay, you're not his type either.
CrumbyCake
I'm not anyone's type
smirt
You bet your ass I’m going to the Champagne Room if I meet a Wulfenite
chipmunkshavenuts
Hey, Rutilated Quartz has a great personality.
PineappleLoopsBroether
Rutilated Quartz gets down and says any kinda nasty thing you like too.
Superchief86
"Alright, gentlemen! It's time to get Rutilated!"
JacktheKind
And Jasper really gets looked down at, but for 53 yo trucker he is surprisingly flexible.
Blasfemur
She works Tuesday afternoons for a reason. Here's a hint: wide and irregular stitches.
DiDaVinci
And Wulfenite is a hell of a cook.
BeerandCats
Call down Tarantino
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jennym123
He can be attracted to two things! ...Probably.
SkamanSam
And bloodstone would make a great male stripper name.
jwillustrat
Next up on the center stage, Mutilated Corpse! uhh…. Rutilated Quartz!
noway10
Yes and she really likes me!
kojenk
KuroNeko00
I'm kinda surprised that Jasper is over both Emerald and Topaz. And that Ruby isn't even on the list.
BeerandCats
I see Jasper, but where is Horace?
TheJossiWales
I'm having a sudden urge to buy some Jasper and Moonstone...
Trankia12
Obsidian, Flint, and Bloodstone would work fine as male stripper names.
keillrandor
Obsidian only works if you have REALLY dark skin, though - like: https://www.boredpanda.com/sudanese-model-queen-of-the-dark-nyakim-gatwech
Jasperinos
Valase
I wonder why "Amethyst" isn't listed. I'd probably choose that as my stripper name. Could also be shortened to "Misty", which's a nice side effect...
Colopty
How the hell is Jasper so high?
Copperbrat
TheBoysInTheLab
CycloneSP
not Phosphophyllite? XD https://imgur.com/zmnpz0r
CheeseIsNaturesFudge
I was looking for this! Glad someone did it. Rutilated quartz rates low on that list but high in this show (rutile)
JohnBigboote74
How is Amber not #1? That's like saying Brad is a more popular name for butlers than Jeeves.
CaptainPawfulFox
isn't amber a resin and not a crystal?
Racealistic
I was thinking Ruby