My nephew did this to me once. Rubbed my belly and asked if it was big because of a baby. I said no auntie is just fat. He meant no harm I think he just wanted. Little cousin
A decently made point, except for the people that won't understand the analogy and think you shouldn't monitor your dog's weight. I HAVE BEEN TOLD ANALOGIES, LIKE SARCASM, ARE DIFFICULT FOR OTHER CULTURES TO PARSE SINCE THEY DON'T HAVE THE SAME BACKGROUND. A dog doesn't have the ability to 'not eat'. If you give the dog food it likes, it'll just eat it with no consideration.
Regardless of what others might think, this is the kinda simple humanity I stick around for. Thanks for taking two minutes out of your day to write this little comment … it may not get a million upvotes but i guarantee it made multiple people stop, look over at their doggos, and smile.
Just gave my pups a milkbone and a belly rub and told them it was from you, @Newdonster
Dogs are better than people (but you seem okay too). Happy Saturday!
If I was a bot (I am not) I'd plant a major virus in neosweetchuck's device. Assuming he is a he (hard to tell since he has no balls) I can only assume he is an angry teenage boy with acne.
You’re not “tricking it” you’re giving it a prompt. This is like saying you tricked a woman into showing you her boobs … by walking into a strip club
So like, do you think you couldn’t? Cause that would be super embarrassing for you. It’s really easy.
You had the right idea with “flailing gibberish and spewing” but piss poor execution. Ego got in the way. Discrediting me as gibberish would be a smart way to avoid a substantive response.
I did. They asked me if I had an insatiable appetite for dumbass repetitive babbling. I said no and they cleared me of being a gunk-head. Your turn lots of luck
ellopoppett
Fat isn’t cute. You fat fucks.
MauroMolinero
"don't subject me to your beauty standards, karen"
BeezusQ
Lexi is perfection.
Poppypoppoppop
Belly is bad for their joints. More walks for Lexi
Macetheace50
All this talk about a diet, Lexi is not long for a Nap!
TakuanSoho
Same for humans
TheRicM
Awwbsolute unit
marquettegoldeneagles
My nephew did this to me once. Rubbed my belly and asked if it was big because of a baby. I said no auntie is just fat. He meant no harm I think he just wanted. Little cousin
tampacl
netutoring
A decently made point, except for the people that won't understand the analogy and think you shouldn't monitor your dog's weight. I HAVE BEEN TOLD ANALOGIES, LIKE SARCASM, ARE DIFFICULT FOR OTHER CULTURES TO PARSE SINCE THEY DON'T HAVE THE SAME BACKGROUND. A dog doesn't have the ability to 'not eat'. If you give the dog food it likes, it'll just eat it with no consideration.
LitigiousWhelk
TIL I'm a dog.
netutoring
Nah, you're just on the see food diet;)
LitigiousWhelk
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Newdonster
Dogs are better than people
WellGoodLuckWithThat
Your thesis has defended itself, lol.
Regardless of what others might think, this is the kinda simple humanity I stick around for. Thanks for taking two minutes out of your day to write this little comment … it may not get a million upvotes but i guarantee it made multiple people stop, look over at their doggos, and smile.
Just gave my pups a milkbone and a belly rub and told them it was from you, @Newdonster
Dogs are better than people (but you seem okay too). Happy Saturday!
Newdonster
If I was a bot (I am not) I'd plant a major virus in neosweetchuck's device. Assuming he is a he (hard to tell since he has no balls) I can only assume he is an angry teenage boy with acne.
WellGoodLuckWithThat
I love you, internet stranger. Never change.
Totally a he.
Neosweetchuck
do you ever wonder if tedious goobs like you are kind of responsible for AI chatbots
WellGoodLuckWithThat
Hahahha least self-aware thing ive seen in some time.
This is why the women pick the bear.
@Neosweetchuck did you ever wonder if tedious pricks like you are why we’d prefer to talk to a bot?
Neosweetchuck
Do you think I could trick a chatbot into flailing gibberish and spewing random recent internet fads at me more efficiently that you have done here?
WellGoodLuckWithThat
What a delightfully narcissistic bugger you are.
You’re not “tricking it” you’re giving it a prompt. This is like saying you tricked a woman into showing you her boobs … by walking into a strip club
So like, do you think you couldn’t? Cause that would be super embarrassing for you. It’s really easy.
You had the right idea with “flailing gibberish and spewing” but piss poor execution. Ego got in the way. Discrediting me as gibberish would be a smart way to avoid a substantive response.
WellGoodLuckWithThat
… but you just had to make sure everyone knows that you know that those are Internet trends.
If you would’ve been willing to avoid trying to make sure everybody knows you’re the smartest smarty-pants that ever smarted, it might’ve worked.
Instead you show you knew/understood exactly what I was saying, and just wanted to attack instead of even considering self reflection.
Exactly why we choose the bear.
Something1Said
I'd sooner a hundred Newdonsters for every one of you.
Neosweetchuck
Well good news because robots can spam autismal repetitive garbage now and you'll get to wallow in it the rest of your obese life
Newdonster
If I was a robot I would be your moms dildo.
Something1Said
Go to therapy.
Neosweetchuck
I did. They asked me if I had an insatiable appetite for dumbass repetitive babbling. I said no and they cleared me of being a gunk-head. Your turn lots of luck
Something1Said
I can't read your surely incredibly witty parting words because you muted me.