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Ok so this guy who I have had a crush on for a while told me that he "had a dream that we were dating" and that in his dream I was a great boyfriend so the next day (today) I asked him for his number, now that I have it I don't know what to do. Also op is a faggot. (in case that wasn't obvious)
Technocratic
Helloooo, it's me
ThunderGoose404
I suggest something simple like
HipPopAnomymous
PMMeYOURBoobsPlz
"May I push in your stool?"
TodayInClass
If you wanna be flirty, ask him what else happened in the dream..
STZ1
Cook him a steak, he obviously likes meat
FlowLikeButter
It's cool now we are talking about game of thrones
RanchoCucamonga
Great! Now all you have to do is send him a picture of Renly and Loras
noitsDan
Say hello, respond to what he says. Like any other conversation.
Floofymcflooferton
FearTheSquirrels
'I like stuff. Do you like stuff? We should do stuff together.'
uzukis
Say "hi"
Dicksrichard
Just send nudes
Chawzilla
Quit being a faggot and suck that dick!
StJiub
AdmiralAlliterationAmAwesome
Gay guy goes "guuuuuuhhhhhh"
DoctorDelta
Trumdilliumptious
Cuddle... what a fag.
nemesisemil
Say hi and ask him if he wants to eat out with you.
ShelixAnakasian
Stop being a faggot and call him.
bligs
I giggled.
BeerIsBetterThanSunshine
Or keep being one and call him.
Dookietown
redjokerzero
Something something offer to pee in his butt
iLoveLampiLoveLamp
carrotsgoanywhere
Ask him how you make a tissue dance.....
carrotsgoanywhere
Put a little boogie in it!
Steelballsofstill
WEAREGRID
Tell him you like his dick. Or his face, whichever works.
princeslayer
He just told you he WAS DREAMING about you and him together, @OP. Go pickle his cucumber already
randominternetguyapproved
Try hi.
PunkRock38
"Meet me at Bass Pro Shops tomorrow at 8:00. I'll have beer and pizza with me."
nedstarkbastardson
Send him a dick pic!
FlowLikeButter
Went for a simple "hello" text
ImNotCreativeEnoughForAGoodUsername
Ok serious comment, "Hello" is pretty basic for either side in this. Say hey, and then follow it up with at least "How are you doing"
ImNotCreativeEnoughForAGoodUsername
After that, just try and get a conversation going, even if it starts out rough so long as it starts to flow you'll be fine
GarbageCanStan
Followed by
Chawzilla
And
v
Chawzilla
Ask him "Hey, you wanna see ma balls?" And then send him this https://imgur.com/CIiXmP3
MezzedUp
Ask him "Hey, you wanna see my cock?" And then send him this
Chawzilla
And if he says no, you send him
v
FlowLikeButter
Silence so far
CaramelGod
Has he even seen it
PirateLogic
Patience. They might be freaking out as much as you are. Just be honest and it will work out for the best.
BeatsBearsBattlestarGallactica
Ask him what to watch next on Netflix because you just finished the show you were working on.
BeatsBearsBattlestarGallactica
Trust. People love suggesting stuff
makethepeniseskiss
He's thinking of how gay he wants to say hey.
jimmycrkkorn