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Feb 10, 2022 2:07 AM
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madcatii
barbarian818
looks like he cut down a generic restaurant water pitcher.
TacoPoweredHelicopter
Why noy just ware a hoarse head mask?
gromolko
Become ungovernable.
PhilHollywood
Using a photo usually works.
VanZaiden
Xaxa I can finaly pretend I do not belong to the human species :)
WellBehavedZombie
Isn't that just those plastic mass produced jugs they put on tables at restaurants for water?
CptTacolicious
Tfw you're secretly glassware
friendsofsandwiches
Glasswire?
CptTacolicious
Wire glass
ToolPackinMama
PotatoLover122
Probably pretty trippy to wear... Like drunk goggles
DickLaurantIsDead
[A Scanner Darkly intensifies]
mmontour
brownreddit89
azarza
is this a beer jug
Someshithead241
Can't you have a much more effective version, by putting certain kinds of LEDs on your glasses?
zagibu
Infrared LEDs, yes. Most cameras will pick up that light, but humans won't see it.
Someshithead241
So it would be better against Facial recognition, or even stuff like body cameras. Especially since someone proved this doesn't work
zagibu
It does work against matching, but not against general recognition of a face.
MyNameIsBlood
Haha, yeah... Trick.. ¬_¬
morfologi
It is designed to trick but it doesn't trick.Guy's an artist. Pretty sure this is that, only art.
andydicktracymorganfairchild
I wonder if anyone's ever tried to get nicholas cage's face off in real life. Like approached him with a scapel hold still fucker
palmmute
SomethingNewAndFancy
lucidity4all
I thought they were looking at our gait
maststick
They’ve had gait recognition for a few years now. At least in London so I would assume elsewhere as well
FelonyRaptor
That these are made is not concerning at all. Let's all just dive head first deeper into all this new tech we don't understand! WCGW?
loooshkin
Man with jug on head conjures up new caption
thepsudo
Does it work to mitigate the spread of COVID, too? If so, I'll take twelve.
JensenAngska
still would be illegal here i think
ambalika
http://www.jipvanleeuwenstein.nl/images/masker%201.jpg?crc=4153993398 sideview of mask
Silas007
ahh thanks
hamburgerous
We're rapidly heading towards some A Scanner Darkly shit.
oilgod
Doesn't biometrics negate facial recognition hacks?
friendsofsandwiches
I'm wondering if it doesn't think you're human, what it DOES think you ARE.
SequoiaHughes
maybe a sandwich?
CptTacolicious
A glass bowl
BklynPunisher
A banana, a fucking banana.
WisconsinHome
I would prefer to not need this
ImNotStalkingYouBTWYoureOutOfMilk
Then I have some good news, it's entirely useless. Every major CCTV system is human operated.
WisconsinHome
Good point thanks
Silas007
Facial recognition software is already used in the field mostly in trials and likely to get even more widespread use in the future. >
Silas007
> Especially important for activists expecting repressions from state/police.
TheRelevancyOfMyNameIsRelativelyIrrelevant
because for some stupid reason activists seem to think they can still act peacefully when the police get to this stage.
Silas007
Everyone has a level of action they are comfortable with. We can support each other either way.
ImNotStalkingYouBTWYoureOutOfMilk
Not for quite a while yet, all these different tracking methods (FR, Gait, earlobe ID, etc) are still not viable for widespead use.
ImNotStalkingYouBTWYoureOutOfMilk
Each different method each requires a few large LDCs just for any sort of widespead use, it's not economically viable.
Klavierbauer
And ... now there's a program that integrates refraction and can undo the mask. ... new mask... new program... new mask... it's endlesss...
ExPFCWintergreen
Gait recognition would fairly easily counter this
Redisia
*drags the guillotine out of storage* "they cant recognize your face if you leave it at home" - 700IQ guy
TA2019
What if you wear a full helmet made from one-way glass?
AyrA
Except if everyone wears the exact same mask.
thepsudo
Most technology is caught in some arms race or other.
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
There are periocular recognition algorithms nowadays that can recognize people based on nothing but their eyes. Gait recognition also exists
PickleRiiiiiiiiiiiiick
Ears moreso than eyes.
Cassian
Walk without rhythm, to not attract the pigs
DragoWhooves
Walk like you're auditioning for the Ministry of Silly Walks
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
You'd have to perform a silly walk while wearing a ski mask, mirrored glasses, and a loose-fitting robe to conceal your identity these days.
MajorSession
Face mask, wrap-around reflective sunglasses, and a bucket hat. My own mother didn't recognize me. Good luck software.
KnotsInMyRope
Ooo ... The day I knocked on my mother's door without calling and she didn't recognize me. No bueno
Xendrash
gait recognition is where is at now, they KNOW how you walk and tell you apart based on it.
Rawri0r
Source?
Xendrash
Its been a thing since at least 2014, it was in research way before that. worked on it as a class project in cybersecurity college course.
usernamemustbe4characterslonng
Please. I graduated from the ministry of funny walks.
omgzwtfs
Rock in shoe + vibrator in butt
thegreatgattosby
Severely underrated comment! Got my vote bud hahahaa nearly peed
blainetog
Wait, you guys don't do that already?
AKATenn
going full circle, and start wearing full plate helms, maybe just made out of a lighter material.
TheGreatSynan
I think a ski mask would do that for you.
AKATenn
now to protect against cameras instead of swords.
reichstein
Or just a mask that looks like someone else.
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
As long as your eyes are visible, periocular recognition still works. And if all else fails there's gait recognition based on shape&movement
xlr82xs
a couple of sharp pebbles will defeat gait recognition, and some ir leds on your hat confuse the piss out of most security cameras.
msd3k
Wear full plate armor. Ride around everywear on a Segway. No one will know it's you.
AsheLake
Just another anonymous segway knight in the crowd.
rebelhead
Just tattoo DROP TABLES ALL on your forehead.
CoolHandleLuke
HAHAHAHHA, you monster. I love it.
Silas007
That doesn't feel like a valid SQL command. But admittedly I am not that firm in SQL.
xizar
Settle down, Bobby.
EatPieLander
It's like you're some sort of Oracle or something!
eratosthenesearth
AI will instantly know you're a virus.
UristImiknorris
; DROP DATABASE; --
pocketpython
Dammit, you'd have crashed Imgur servers if they ran on anything modern! You know they don't sanitize their inputs! /s
Boomboomyeahshaketheroom
Everyone says this but nobody seems willing to COMMIT;
paquerette
Altering database structure (like drop table)doesn't need /aren't affected by 'commit', it's not affected by transaction
paquerette
But it's a good joke ;)
ilovedogknots
Wasn’t there Xkcd for this
Deadmanwalkn
There's an xkcd for everything
pritolus
You are absolutely correct: https://xkcd.com/327/
thorinc
Little Bobby Tables is your search phrase
DutchOvenMePlz
Yup. Johnny drop tables.
BoogiepopPhantom
lill bobby tables
Skaitavia
I was getting ready to say that! This comic was used at my work to teach what sql injections were and how to protect against them
AnythingMuchShorter
I don't mean to be a dick, but I ran face detection on it and it found his face and the features of it fine.
so1oeclipse
Detection is different from recognition/classification
secondtalon
Pretty much all the "Use this makeup or mask to make face ID software not see you!" stuff works great - on face software from 2006.
wtforero
Damn straight, my phone knows my face when I have my hand covering the bottom half
AnythingMuchShorter
Just an opaque head sock with eye holes would have worked better without him having to fabricate a giant beer glass
Someshithead241
Just any cheapo mask that covers the eyes and mouth would do.
RummageSaleBubbler
It's recognized as a face, though the key points are pretty far off. Detects as human, may not recognize the person.
MattJeffery
also try this with a moving image. you get a new person per frame
SimiKusoni
Probably either this was designed to defeat a very specific model *or* it's just designed to look effective to make a point.
zagibu
Yeah, the headline is just wrong, it's not to appear non-human, but to be a ghost.
AnythingMuchShorter
That's a good point, because mostly finding match is based on measuring the distances between key points and checking if they are in the,
AnythingMuchShorter
same proportion e.g. width of nose, width of mouth, distance from nose to top of lip, distance from lower lip to chin...30 others. So/
AnythingMuchShorter
making it so the features are shifted in one axis in their distance could foil such a system from being able to identify you.