Mariop476
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MRW I walk in on my dog getting into the trash
Everytime I drop a team item in Extinction.
MRW I see another [MOD POST NEW RULES] UPVOTE THIS post on /r/195
MRW I welcome new neighbors to my neighborhood
MRW I tell my husband that the alt-right is planning to protest Google HQ next weekend for firing the memo guy, and the first words out of his mouth are "Is there a counter-protest we can go to?"
MountainHigh
Sunrise motherfucker!
thedapperdreamer
+5, motherfucker. (if only)
BeauBergqu64
Hazel Eyes, motherfucker
FlashTomorrow
Bill Nye, mothafucka
kozzykozbourne
I always upvote Doakes
Mamphers
From vine, motherfucker.
aspiringworldtraveller
Free prize motherfucker.
LTffFINCH
*enters as a rabbi* "circumcised motherfucker"
bradthegeek
Where is "Nice thighs, motherfucker?"
Mariop476
This is my first post past 100 points, as well as being my first front page post. And now first past 3333!
missjuliaj
Samurais, motherfucker.
YoungGZ
*sighs*....motherfucker
IAMPAPER
this is so perfect
uselessninja
le sigh, motherfucker
Musathiefe
This needs more up votes.
twoheadedboy
Yoooo. This is my friends brother! Never though I'd see him on imgur.
oldmill
surprise motherfucker.
LDedlock
Tell him he is adorable RIGHT NOW. And bop his nose. He is an awesome motherfucker. +1
Daggaroth
[COMMENTING INTENSIFIES MOTHERFUCKER]
csamsh
+1 for Ti89
HeyCasButt
Its all about the nspire, motherfucker
SomeoneNotFromTheNSA
Replies, motherfucker.
bikecicle
,
BadMrFr0sty
I lost it at "All rise, motherfucker" +1
NoxRiddle
Laaaate response, but yes, this one is my favorite, hahaha.
Neapal
I am happy this exists
LDedlock
Me too. I shall go forth into my day filled with optimism and a jaunty pip to my step! A good day to you sir or madam! +1
Neapal
It is also Friday where I am at, so I can smell temporary freedom!
eelero
pshayes7
Clever.
SirusKing
Sunset, mother fucker?
NinjasStoleMyMama
...-_-...
FrostyLady
HAAAAHAHHAHAHA! Wrong size is my favourite. WITH RECEIPT FOR EXCHAAAAANGE!
sugar3
I can just imagine I'm walking in to the shop demanding an exchange haha
FrostyLady
It would have been awesome if the gif was exactly the same...but with him walking up to the counter in the store :D
HannibalMontanibal
Dat bicep tho.
freddiec
black guys, motherfucker
7iseverywhere
I'm so proud right now
theyremineralsmarie
YES.
DonnaDeadpool
VIDEO FOR THE LAZY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jp8Em_h3jzo
TrashyCat
thank you
OhnoDinosaur
it stopped before rue dies!!! unacceptable.
LtMooch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaSRYecKaqc&feature=share
OhnoDinosaur
that, too...
wnatch
The fact that this video cuts out 1 second too early gives me nerd rage.
IReallyCantThinkofAnythingSmartsoImStickingWithThisInstead
I'm one of the lazy.
Trashboat32
It stopped too early! I have blue(eye)balls.
ImanerdDontjudgeme
(Discovered this vine next to the linked one) You lied, motherfucker... You die, motherfucker... Good night, motherfucker.
maddogg2216
reply so i can watch later, as i'm one of the aforementioned lazy.
MisterTortuga
Ah yes Vine, people filming existing memes and jokes since 2012.
deathamphetimine
Vine was released in 2013
KThompboyyy
first top comment that didn't rhyme.. this makes me sad :(
MisterTortuga
I decline to accept your whine, not everyone has the time to come up with a rhyme, even if it is about Vine.
retrohellix
HD motherfucker! http://imgur.com/znffLKe
YesActual
thanks
HeyLookImNotTheOnlyCrazyOne
Woah! He's coming at me
retrohellix
http://imgur.com/JWPVk
HeyLookImNotTheOnlyCrazyOne
Hahaha
Arthur1s
yeah, you're not the crazy one in this comment...
AspAspAsp
True Lies, motherfucker.
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ALLOFTHEBACON
These eyes
JustAnotherCynic
Revise, motherfucker.
AspAspAsp
Nice try, motherfucker.
thegoddamn18thavenger
Free dice, motherfucker.
ThisPizzaManCanMakeYourWorldTasteGood
Got Lice, Motherfucker.
thegoddamn18thavenger
Fried rice, motherfucker?
blitherypoop
Twist ties, motherfucker
TexiTrap
dove cries mother fucker (prince)
AspAspAsp
Sup Ryze, motherfucker.
AspAspAsp
Mai-Tais, motherfucker.
AspAspAsp
Some brides, motherfucker.
AspAspAsp
Applies, motherfucker.
AspAspAsp
Soup lines, motherfucker.
AspAspAsp
Surmise, motherfucker.
AspAspAsp
Loaf rise, motherfucker.
AspAspAsp
Implies, motherfucker.
AspAspAsp
Mary J Blige, motherfucker
TexiTrap
swan dives mother fucker
AspAspAsp
Franchise, motherfucker.
AspAspAsp
Serve thighs, motherfucker.
TexiTrap
I'm wise mother fucker
AspAspAsp
Two-ply, motherfucker.
TexiTrap
baptize mother fucker
TexiTrap
suit ties mother fucker
AspAspAsp
Twist-ties, motherfucker.
WasabiNinja
Up Size, motherfucker.
AspAspAsp
Collides, motherfucker.
TexiTrap
fantasize mother fucker
AspAspAsp
Best Buy, motherfucker.
TexiTrap
John dies mother fucker
AspAspAsp
S-Senpai, motherfucker.
AspAspAsp
Paint dries, motherfucker.
AspAspAsp
Magpies, motherfucker.
AspAspAsp
Butterflies, motherfucker.
AspAspAsp
Muay-Thai, motherfucker.
AspAspAsp
Surf tides, motherfucker.
AspAspAsp
Comprise, motherfucker.
AspAspAsp
Enterprise, motherfucker.
AspAspAsp
Pig styes, motherfucker.
AspAspAsp
Tie-dyes, motherfucker.
tedcap
Supplies, motherfucker.
AspAspAsp
Beehives, motherfucker.
IAmStanleyHudson
Blue eyes motherfucker.
AspAspAsp
The Chive, motherfucker.
DrOfMachetecine
Power ties, motherfucker
DrOfMachetecine
Goose Dies, motherfucker (Top Gun)
AspAspAsp
Steak knives, motherfucker.
DrOfMachetecine
FireFLY motherfucker
DrOfMachetecine
Dumbbell flys, motherfucker
TexiTrap
capsize mother fucker
AspAspAsp
Red spies, motherfucker.
earwaxx
Saw this on vine, motherfucker
earwaxx
Here you go mothafuckas: Darius Benson on Vine: vine://user/945599530370490368
Jontajonta
Saw'(o)n Vine, motherfucker
Tito72611
Same here, motherfucker
anentirefootballteam
On vine, motherfucker*
LucaTheCat
Some vines motherfucker
itsbohtime
Could you link the sauce please?
tuxedos
I linked them above ^^
earwaxx
Now linked mothafucka
kitty666
Do you have a link, motherfucker?
earwaxx
Linked mothafucka
tuxedos
I linked them above ^^
BangBangWhatsTheHang
Where?
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[deleted]
BangBangWhatsTheHang
Thanks!
everythingisokay
Ain't nobody got links for that.
earwaxx
Mothafucka
leftypride
Vine is only an app but his name is Darius Benson and he is great!
AugustusScuirus
.... motherfucker
Mankiwi
Replies mothafucka
Jthechef
Very good
Mariop476
replied mothafucka
RoosterToaster
Wise, motherfucker
ghost650
Why the fuck is a "+1" comment higher rated than this. Damn, Imgur, I don't even know you anymore.
Cheddar32
I was just thinking this. And it's just a fucking repeat of the last frame. Totally top comment material, right?
Mankiwi
OH MY GOD HOW DID THIS GET SO MANY UPVOTES!?! I STOLE THIS COMMENT WAHHHH I'M SO SORRY IMGUR GODS
TheTypo
I was told there would be free upvotes here , so here I am
Mankiwi
You were not mistaken
MessengerOfDreams
That's funny, that was the top comment last time!
everythingisokay
How is that "funny"?
youshouldbuyarowingmachine
It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything.
everythingisokay
Let me understand... 'cause maybe its me, maybe I'm a little fucked up. How is that funny? I mean funny... like a clown? It makes you laugh?
youshouldbuyarowingmachine
Get the fuck out of here, Tommy!
Mankiwi
I know it was but this is a new post so I stoles it. huehuehuehuehue
HalseyLynn
Monica! +1
SomeoneNotFromTheNSA
r u stealin mah thing
openthedoorgetontheflooreverybodywalkthedinosaur
oooooooh tol'd
Mankiwi
depends on if you're with the NSA
DrOfMachetecine
+1 for the name
TheBisexualLordOfImgur
@Someonenotfromthensa posted this before you. But you ended up getting more points...
SomeoneNotFromTheNSA
honk honk, points are silly anyway
TheBisexualLordOfImgur
well I just up voted close to 500 comments on your profile.
SomeoneNotFromTheNSA
Appreciated! If my upvote script still worked I'd blast your entire comment history with green arrows.
TheBisexualLordOfImgur
Google chrome. f12. $("[title=like]").click()
friesandkittens
Baptize, motherfucker
hogthehedge
I like how the guy getting baptized is wearing a swim cap. When I got baptized the whole point was to get the water on my forehead/brow
VindictiveRidge
Originally, it involved complete immersion in water, or at least having it poured over the head and body. The swim cap's a nice touch.
LDedlock
Woah, now that's some rough Holy Spirit going on there!
HolyRustedMetal
+1 motherfucker
RutherfordBehave
No lie, Milfhumper.
HauntinglyBeautifulStatements
THESE FUCKING FLIES! MOTHERFUCKER! http://jerrodbalzer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Fear-and-Loathing-Fly-Swatter.gif
HauntinglyBeautifulStatements
Have a Prize (+1), motherfucker.
brownsugarbk
It's from a vine motherfucker
ASlightlyMoistRaccoon
Replies motherfucker
Mariop476
Motherfucker
HairyLarryThePurpleCow
Rue dies, motherfucker. +1
ALankyDean
cry
FrellingFarbot
TOO SOOOOON! D:
catschasingcarrots
I laughed and then I made my self sad
HauntinglyBeautifulStatements
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
skinnerburnsred
tehWolffz0r
When I saw it in theaters someone yelled "is that a hate crime?!"
Ispentthelastfewyearsbuildingupanimmunitytoiocanepowder
I'll just be in my room. crying.
AwkwardOstrichGirl
I was breathing through my nose at all the others, but I laughed my ass off at that one.
flautista2013
LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA SPOILERS! *plugs ears*
TheStickyWicket
My husband and I watched that Vine last night and that's the only one of these memes that made us laugh... And we laughed hard.
ChewableJim
Spoilars, motherfucker!
boredninja47
I lost my shit at this one. Approve xD.
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
Ru Paul died? That's sad :(
sugar3
Hahaha omg I'm glad I've read the books
TestChamber00
Nope. NOPE! NOOOOPPEE! Please, god, Nope.
TrumpetSkeletonOfTheAbyss
She dies burning!
theninthmike
Nope.
lily10110
uchiha44
OMG lol, s this a vine?
lily10110
No. It's a youtube video. "The Hungry Games."
uchiha44
thx mate
imdonetrollin
I laughed so hard, I snorted.
crazycatladystarterkit
sauce?!??!?! so funny!!!
MyNameIsRyan
so yeah, commenting for later.
crazycatladystarterkit
Found sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDNyq6s4qfo
RType100
+1 for Fatniss
3hundred
Have not seen before. +1
ILostIt
SPOILER ALERT GAWD
Pintobeans
Snape kills dumbledore. :o
KingOPancakes
But.... The whole point of the book is "all these kids are about to die". That's like saying "Mr. White sells meth?! Spoiler alert!"
HauntinglyBeautifulStatements
Wait... my chemistry teacher sells meth?!?!? OMG!!! I'm gonna go learn.... science... YEAH! SCIENCE! Bitch!
iliketosaysomethingandthenjustbanana
What if I told you not everyone reads the books?
HeyCasButt
What if I told you that the plot synopsis imply all but one dies so it's not a spoiler.
iliketosaysomethingandthenjustbanana
aha, so basically you can't expect any twists in a movie because of the plot synopsis. I will remember that :)
KingOPancakes
Well then they would have no idea what "Rue dies, motherfucker" is referring to anyway. Would they.
iliketosaysomethingandthenjustbanana
Unless they watch the movie?