a1mck
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I actually believe him.
Feb 22, 2024 2:24 PM
a1mck
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I actually believe him.
TwelveAngryMuffins
I'm just a late bloomer. Certainly.
rbudrick
I guess this guy's local woods or park didnt have a hedge stash of nudie mags like the rest of us.
VastMajorityRule
gabicraina
VastMajorityRule
Thats a mangina
pritolus
I was 20. Being unable to find someone for that long sucked, but it was totally worth it. Vulvas are fucking awesome
RaymondChoppard
Hold my beer...
mrsparkle001
Question is was it by choice that he waited so long
Kbantar
I only had sex with my second girlfriend and at 24. I suppose if I wanted to, I could have had sex with my first when I was 18. But I believe neither of us were ready for it.
languex
So you became a gynecologist? Because that's the only way you can see a vagina.
Kbantar
My first time was at age 24. Not religious or incel, just autistic and unready until then.
IAmTheSlothKing
Believe it or believe it.
whitefoxkei
I was 24. ...... and now I'm 37... hasn't happened since...
brokehackfourlane
why is this so difficult to believe? when I was that age women seemed like alien beings.
homerinchinatown
What do you mean 'seemed like'...?
deaconshadow
Gots to maintain that mythology about all the sex that teenagers are supposedly having.
rbudrick
Most teens I knew as a teen were.
SeeYaLaterMethamphetaGator
there's nothing wrong with having sex for the first time in your 20's but teenagers having sex is absolutely not a myth.
Camelspotting
It's rapidly decreasing. Plus the ratio of dumb gossip to actual sex is astronomical.
loveisallwereallyhave
?
NightOwlRally
They apparently were at my school because something like 46% of the girls in my high school graduating class were pregnant at graduation
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
Jeezus. There was never one at my HS
NightOwlRally
It should be noted that to get in an A in sex education, all you had to do was sign a letter between you and Jesus saying you would be abstinent until marriage. I wish I was kidding.
Sangueffusor
Caesarean birth?
EmeRgencyDrD
Probably a salad.
oldguyexlurker
Had his eyes closed...
Applecrack
I saw a dudes butthole before I saw a woman's vagina. Weird times.
EmeRgencyDrD
Omg, when I was a kid my parents took my sister and I camping at a campground. We had to shower, my dad and I, in a huge, prisonlike, shower. The place was full and it was just dicks, balls and ass right in my face. Trauma.
a1mck
TheBlueMuppet
Hence the name, I guess.
aShogunNamedMarcus
I guess not every elementary school had that token deranged girl that ran around flashing everyone on the playground
shastaRed
The girl that did this at my school was abused. It’s very sad.
HisBubbliness
aShogunNamedMarcus
Yes this entire comment thread indeed took a dark turn
Sasurau
"Deranged girl." I'm not 100% (and certainly can't think of any way to word this query that won't get me on a watchlist), but I think that can be a sign of abuse. Actually figured out a query and yeah: inappropriate sexual behavior for an age range can be a warning sign.
TacoPoweredHelicopter
Yup that was my first thought.
AyatollahBahloni
A friend of ours years ago took in a foster daughter at the age of 11 who was the result of this kind of abuse. She seriously wanted to f*** everything that moved and a few things that didn't. She was in therapy for a long time and I hope she got some help because that's indescribably awful.
barbarian818
And kids like that often show what they've learned to other kids. Who in turn get a bit messed up by it. It's kinda like ripples in a pond.
Kbantar
When I was 11, I knew a girl like that. I didn't understand what it meant at the time. She seemed to use sexual favors to exert control over other kids. Sad that that was the only semblance of autonomy she had. I'm nearly 50 and still to scared to ask my mother whatever happened to her.
thefinpope
Keep that link blue.
LariCheltsy
Can confirm.
Dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirepus
Same. Unfortunately.
LariCheltsy
Hope you're since well, bro
Dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirepus
Thank you.
Dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirepus
You too.
BaklavaWearingBalaclavaWhilePlayingBalalaikaOnBlackLava
What about the girl who ran around kicking boys in the nuts?
volock
waitwuh
sorry about that…I also heard I had a pink umbrella. I don’t really remember but the guy who told me stared off into the distance like he was remembering ‘nam so …
SecondHandDeathWish
That's just Becky. She's quirky
tinydog
23 years, huh?
mercmech
I'm well past it.
Rayplays
RandAIFlagg
I know, right? Hard to believe. Like damn, someone actually went through with it?
PedroBenecol
Was that movie based on Leisure Suit Larry or did I just imagine everything?
BoogaYooga
I never played the games but was under the impression Larry got some. He doesn't?
AnonOmis1000
I'm slowly getting there...
smashpro1
I got 5 years to go.
AnonOmis1000
A little over 9 for me
SecondHandDeathWish
I'm not even close to 40 but I'm damn near ready to pay for it. The movie actually touched on some good points and at this point is feels weird to be this old without even the most basic experience in the field.
I would've already paid for it if it were legal, because I don't find it shameful to not be interested In a relationship, or comfortable with a one night stand situation without prior experience. But on the off chance something happens I don't want a record for soliciting. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
relsky
Same dude. I would gladly pay for it, if not for the chance of getting arrested, which would utterly ruin my career.
ImSynnical
Same and I have no idea where to find or hire an escort
Digdug83
Not to brag, but I almost made it that long. I believe I was promised wizard powers as well upon achieving it. Sucks to suck I guess.
sonomarco
Sorry, but can you explain the "sucks to suck" part?
Digdug83
It was a sarcastic self-deprecating joke that I didn't actually make it to 40 as a virgin to get wizard powers. I'm sure there's also a sex joke in there somewhere for someone more clever than myself.
sonomarco
or myself....
TheDutchie
Just turned 35. Think I'm gonna make it
c64masterrace
Im well pass that, and no wizard powers yet
relsky
I hit 40 a few months ago. No wizard powers here, either.
HighSorcerer
Your letter was probably lost in the mail. Have you tried calling the wizarding hotline?
Someshithead241
Nah, you would have died and turned into a Slime.
Digdug83
I mean, is it a cool type of slime?
Someshithead241
Not really. Just a little ball of blue goop. But you become best buds with a dragon, so there's that.
sldunnph3
I think maybe you still haven’t seen it cause it’s on the inside
ratfaceddog
Not sure why you’re being downvoted. That shit drives me nuts, too.
chunguswangus
Your mom's shit drives me nuts. Gotem
Sonicschilidogs
Does it drive ME nuts? Nah but it does drive me deez
chunguswangus
I was on the inside of your mom's vagina last night
Snooj
I saw you there.
chunguswangus
https://giphy.com/gifs/qPVzemjFi150Q
AwesomeName
To be honest, after that long time you are so accustomed to feigning disinterest, it feels hard to be excited.
WhatTheFrench
Being excited is supposed to feel hard
baconandmorebacon
Why would one feign disinterest in vaginas? As an "excuse" for still being a virgin at that age?
SkynetWithAPoopKnife
Nowadays you have to feign disinterest, or you're called a perv
quaggie
If you grow up with self esteem low enough to believe nobody would ever want you, why torture yourself? You do your best to convince yourself you didn't want that anyway. It can be a tough thing to undo, but at the time it seems less painful.