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Jan 24, 2021 8:21 AM
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kickedoutofthehole
Imagine the echo reaction you could get from a chainsaw fart down that thing!
chichiFregiLover
in France there was no tube. they pooed directly down the cliff, most often over the Anglois that was down there x)) (joke)
StickyKiwi
Ye olde night soil
PostMoThoin
They're making cooking fuel out of night soil in shanghai
Gerferkyerserf
Landing that shit sweeper's job was a bit of a crap chute.
fletchrdog33
Were the two above just not finished?
4EVAGUNNER
Maybe just urinals ? Probably just ran down the wall .
fatrat48
That's one way to avoid Poseidons kiss.
OneTicketToHellPlease
TargetedAdBot
A bit awkward, if you accidentally drop your new phone down there. Have to go to peasants to ask it back.
TheInitiated
See that threshold at the lower opening? That got made because someone learned from experience.
Procrastinator57
https://youtu.be/Vt2-qP-w0n4
TwoBitGreaser
Just what you need when you’re desperate for a Richard III.
CoxZuckerMachine
IRL Poopsmith!
JayEnfield
I keep tryin to tell him the sun don't rise and set on that big pile of whatsit, but he don't wanna listen.
DogeTopMK2
He's not a bad guy. He's just got a crappy job.
RolandLovecraft
Fffttt.........................................plop.
Kvothefefe
Imagine the acoustics
TheArwingPilot
The poopsmith.
TurdMurpson
Has taken a vow of silence
Exsul
The garderobe/privy! What a fascinating method of a sewage system.
TheAziz
And that is much better idea than the one Rowling came up with.
Elnauriel
To be fair, there are a lot of things that are better than her shitty ideas and opinions, especially as of late.
CrustyStache
The old poop chute
JeffGodofBiscuits
You really need to remember to check and see if the seat is down.
dirtybarnacles
Wives of these men prob hired peasants to climb the shute and grab junk as a training mechanism for putting the seat down...maybe
FredeFuppe
Otherwise you'll end up in a shitty situation
rehzix8442
Ye Olde essential worker, such a hero!
HamOnWholeWheat
*servant yells up poop chute* "......ah yes, tis a fine turd my lord!......"
GrumbledukeTheThird
Ignore night soil dude, upvote machiciolations.
HotSauceEnema
Still better than social work
420senpai
Girl I'm gonna rake your poop chute.
MRatClan
Fertilizer?
Fistouille
I usually just landed in the water of the moat below
Jovelana
Or in the oubliette if you lived in a really cheerful place
DrEpicFrag
What are ye, a piece o shite?
Fistouille
Damn typo lol
ImSilverTongue
x1xruex1x
I shall always update the Poopsmith...for he is amazing
xilet
I too came here to reference the poopsmith
HeadJamistan
There are dozens of us!
BobaFap
trickle down economics
fbutt09
The minority gentry at the top of the tree, shitting in the masses.
capricornorantichrist
except in actuality trickle down economics doesn’t give shit about the lower class
lurkilydurkiler
Accurate depiction
TheInitiated
Vastly underrated comment.
beenbannedb4
perfect!
Lostdeway
What a crap job
MaadMaanMaatt
Shitty working conditions too
zeros000
My uncle has an old house that has this similar style toilet (obviously not in use anymore) impressive.
confanity
"Night soil" was a major source of fertilizer back in the day.
soulthreat
Its a livin
Gerferkyerserf
Landing the shit sweeper's job was a bit of a crap chute.
webx9001
It is kind of a shit show
AlfredGaebeli
Think about the splatter.
KangarooPunchingDonkey
Shit pay too
TargetedAdBot
It's a job and no job means begging
chichiFregiLover
no worse that moving your rabbit or goat stuff. this is rurality x)
ThrownClub
INCOMING!
Imakethingsweird
On the plus-side, you can keep how much you want
DoktorLurker
Imagine being an assassin hired to climbed UP a garderobe and stab someone in the ass.
taurondir
There has to be easier ways to have gay sex.
Elnauriel
I have the book this picture is from! The person is called a gong farmer! =)
MannyPulate
Which book is this, if I may ask?
Elnauriel
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/536190.Stephen_Biesty_s_Cross_Sections_Castle =)
MannyPulate
Thank you
joepineapplesindrag
SirRichardOfHead
Great show!
Momx3
What show?
SirRichardOfHead
Miracle Workers
JosXII
it payed well, way better then carrying water
StarkRG
I think it paid pretty well, all things considered. You were paid to collect it and take it away, and then you could sell it as fertilizer.
Leaveittojebus
TheRealPumpkinQueen
The crap job was the honor of wiping his majesty's ass actually
Grimmrog
hah how esaily to convinced the regular peasant to think he's special - random lord of back then.
MrsF1nch
Or standing in literal fermenting shit at the tannery
sittingherethinkingthinkingimsittingherelisteningtoyou
Raxiel
Stube
There he is.
McScotious
I was hoping to find this and was not disappointed.
bilborrax
How many jobs were lost to automation when the modern toilet was invented?
IMustGrowUpReally
Guy at the bottom gotta watch out for the ricoshits
HenchGoalkeeper66
Or the roaches
RennegaddeFoxxe
It's funny because it is a portmanteau of "ricochet shits" and also because it took me a moment to realize that.
Thorfred
Made me laugh.
mrsidog1
Invaders used to climb up those back in the day. Gross.
dirtybarnacles
That’d be a shitty way to go...I’ll see myself out...
fbutt09
Oh shit
htapoicosilus
Today we just let invaders in.
Newgrasser
The up voters are Trumpists. The down voters remember the Jan 6 insurrection. Or verse vice
ScotsmanInCornwall
Makes the reverse one here a good design!
Kailhun
That's why there's often a grate in the shute. Shitter-shute?
BSwann
Hey man want to hangout and shute the shit?
DonaldFuck
Before he was king, Gustav Wasa of Sweden escaped the danes in one of those. Not in a castle tho.
jaggcomputing5
How did he drive it?
whatpassesforclever
Imagine the sepsis from any wounds they give or receive.
CirB
Allusernamesaretakensoichoosethis
And Johnny English
Eidodk
They still do. They're called rats.
BadLuck2277
but at least in the drawing the opening goes on the inside of the wall
Bunhyung
Shitter's clogged!
oddyberry
Clogged with REVOLUTION!!!!
dontfloatmygoat
With anal intruders.
cattlegrazer82
idontenglishsorry
If you clogg that shitter you need to see a doctor, ASAP, or an exorcist
mmartin762
Imagine sneakily climbing up one and all of a sudden getting hit by a warm turd at terminal velocity
wolf387465
there is usually no chimney, it wasn't neccesary for the function, and would be more expensive. usually it just looks like the top two.
StartedAtTheBottomNeverLeft
The French will go to great lengths to stab the English pig-dogs.
McDerpNderp
GeneralAnubis
Silly English knnnnnnnnnnnighits!
marteney1
cujohuehuedoge
Aye nothing says French invasion like suffocating half way up the john
HedonistBeard
It's why they love the white flag so much. Only way they ever got out of a war without being covered in shit.
GottaGetThoseSeedsMorty
France has one of the most successful militaries of all time and has been involved in more wars than any other European country
DrMet
That's what they get for farting in their general direction!
Nathanyel
And thus, a fetish waa born.
messierthirtyone
Vive la France
FiendishDoctorWuTangClan
*La Marseillaise fades in from the distance*
LocalFrenchCroissant
*Played on off-key kazoo and vuvuzela
sDsnAlien
Bro france is bad ass
Misterdruglicious
Held on to territory with more adversies as long as the 'english' did and with a less defensible position, fuckers deserve respect
Misterdruglicious
Also contrtibuted to establishment of Canada and United States
Misterdruglicious
France is bad ass
RonnieSoak
Theres at least one king who was murdered on one..
Lopov1200
Erazem Predjamski
taciturnpachyderm
Twyin Lannister?
Ribb
Hand of the king.
RadioSilenceDW
Edmund 2
TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsTheBabyAteMyDingo
Edmund Ironside, cool name though
RadioSilenceDW
Shame it wasnt Edmund Copperbottom
RonnieSoak
Aye, supposedly that's the one ?
RadioSilenceDW
Just caught the name. Love it.
programmar27
Elvis?
jellydonuthands
xcopperx
Gold
LadyoftheLakeDistributingSwords
CaliforniaBear55
It is called the Reverse Shawshank.
VolCana
If I were 1 hour earlier!!!
Hurlerontheditch10
Shankshaw
smashpro1
Knahswahs
cuntybumsox
HarrisonWellsC139
Knahswahs
asiandelight
JonatasAM
I saw more my grandmother unclogging the bathroom's drain with her hand (old one done by hand ). This is ten times worse; less grafical tho.
por2
Jesus
Nuclearwaste9
That man has received every known disease now.
jesuisgur
I remember my father unclogging the septic tank while in it up to his neck, with shit floating all around him. Still makes me gag.
barnwolf
That guy either has the most epic immune system in the entire world. Or he has every communicable disease and then some. Possibly both.
idklolwut12
Oh my fucking god the casual hand-swipe across the face
CaptainThePirate
When you grow up in absolute shit you give up on not having it completely in and on you pretty quick. Source - grew up in absolute shit.
idklolwut12
Yeah that’s literally what I just like became woke to, or however you want to call it- it blew my mind:/
deviantduck69
Mother in law is a hoarder. Wife was a teen before she knew not everyone's house looked like that...
ohio311
Do you remember what went through your mind when you realized living in absolute shit is not the norm for lots of people?
CaptainThePirate
I remember going to college and there were three big specifics. My dirtiness, my racism, and my sexism all became quickly obvious to me...