Remember - Mexican independence was such a never ending f-tier clusterfuck, it makes the American Revolution look like a well regulated, cordial tennis match.
Actually not that far from the truth. Cinco de Mayo is the celebration of the town of Puebla able to temporarily fight off the French on May 5th. The French were able to come back and defeat them, but the news of the defeat reached California. Where the progressives heard about it and decided to attack the pro-slavery Californians. Since the French at the time represented the pro-slavery, while the Mexicans didn't.
Not Me ican Independence. That is in September. Today is when the Mexican Army defeated the French. Napoleon III tried to take over Mexico and they handed him his ass
NothingPrince
And two of them are still friends
Ac1dBurn72
Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?
SisyphusRollin
Would you say... I have a plethora...
Sherpafish
But they shot the invisible swordsman! Learn your history.
dcjunkee
They?!? Dusty shot the invisible swordsmen. The other two fired up.
SwampApe75
Mostlydeadpool
more than famous. IN Famous!
Steamjack
Like being IN love
ToSisPoS
My El Guapo was speaking in public.
gablestout
Sebastopol140
Sticklebrickk
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theguyinthebackoftheroom
Yes, El Guapo!
decarnatedame
Would you say I have a plethora of gringos?
SleepyHollowAppleTree
WoeToHice
Tell us we will die like dogs.
TrappedInABubbleGumFactory
How do you know that it’s a mail plane?
NoNoNodontstoparockin
the little balls
gablestout
Sechran
Remember - Mexican independence was such a never ending f-tier clusterfuck, it makes the American Revolution look like a well regulated, cordial tennis match.
Toqom
And it was the last movie Steve Martin or Martin Short ever did with Chevy Chase
martineb72
Actually not that far from the truth. Cinco de Mayo is the celebration of the town of Puebla able to temporarily fight off the French on May 5th. The French were able to come back and defeat them, but the news of the defeat reached California. Where the progressives heard about it and decided to attack the pro-slavery Californians. Since the French at the time represented the pro-slavery, while the Mexicans didn't.
haki23
Dusty, you shot the Invisible Swordsman!
GravyEducation
It is a new day, Star Wars! Get up on outta here
gablestout
Reminds me of the IronGif days...
TheFastpaws
I know they made the discord to continue it but that is just one more thing I'd have to monitor. I don't have the energy for that.
kriswinters
I thought it was because the Titanic went down with all of that Hellman's on board.
spattr
Was it mayo? Or was it the dread 'salad dressing' which has never topped a salad, ever.
Ircy
Of course it was mayo. That's why it's called "sinko de mayo", but people keep mispronouncing it. :D
kriswinters
That's because you're thinking of a leafy green salad, instead of a ham or some such salad.
TheFuckfaceWhisperer
I thought it had something to do with the Titanic
ThatGuyFromJustSouthOfTheMiddleOfNowhere
In a way, all of us has an El Guapo to face.
Jinxies
We should get them a nice sweater
Shpadoinkleman
I have trouble watching anything with Chevy Chase in it nowadays, knowing what an abusive asshole he is...
samwyze
If my headcanon is anything worth it's salt, I can imagine the Martins constantly ripping on him.
Alozar
Hasn't this been well known for decades now? I've literally never heard anyone say anything nice about Chevy Chase.
gablestout
Beverly D'Angelo. Pretty much the only one. They've been very close friends since "Vacation"
Shpadoinkleman
Man, I didn't know back in the 90's, okay?
spinbutton3
Not Me ican Independence. That is in September. Today is when the Mexican Army defeated the French. Napoleon III tried to take over Mexico and they handed him his ass
ToSisPoS
As Napoleons go, he wasn’t the best of them when it came to warring.
spinbutton3
He was no Napoleon Bonaparte