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Sep 9, 2020 11:51 AM
YarelX
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Retardigraded
I choose this guy's dead dad.
Bariumcobalteinsteinkoolaid
Had to tell my daughters that their mother had run off with another man. They were nine and twelve.
HiMyNameIsDavidAndILikeToParty
When I was 8 I had to tell my great grandfather that my grandma (his daughter) passed away. They raised me and I lost him 2 yrs later. Sorry
Multipew
Wuss ter sher
MILFhuntersAssociate
She slits the sheets, the sheets she slits; upon the slitted sheets she sits. If you mess it up you have to live with the outcome
len0k
Otolaryngology
LovesToSpooge517
ENT
len0k
??????
konelhft
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
SyrenKindra
I watch a Welsh streamer and his chat makes him say that all the time. It's a bit of a running meme with his community.
themightywren
Looking for this one, thanks for delivering. ?
ReginaKasteen
It's not that it's hard to pronounce, I just never have half an hour to spare...
SoggyBurrito33
Bob Loblaw’s Law Blog
PoorSucker
Diamond
Arnold66
Oachkatzlschwoaf
PMMePuppers
The book fluent forever told me that if you read the individual syllables of the word backwards it will help you pronounce any word.
BlackZero500
Its "Oachkatzerlschwoaf"
alexcoldt
I didn't have a sister to tell. Being an only child really fucking sucks sometimes.
bababa1234
Its great not having to share your toys! I tried to share mine though but then got whipped by jumper cables when my dad saw.
Veraatje01
If you want I can call you a useless dick head a couple times but then ask you to play grand theft auto 5 minutes later.
Veraatje01
I'm *that* kind of sister.
alexcoldt
No different than my friends, really!
HereForTheSurpriseMeat
I also choose this guy’s condiment
MaadMaanMaatt
Ornithology
oumajgad
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz
Rips4w
Telling the homie at Olive Garden to stop with the cheese. ::tears up almost immediately::
kgirl924
Because you don't want to hurt his feelings or because you know you can't reasonably have him grind cheese on your plate for all eternity?
kgirl924
Cause you can get so much more cheese than you think before it becomes weird. I'm sure they've seen some shit and wouldn't care too much.
Rips4w
Y-y-::sobbing uncontrollably:: YES!!
willi4bdhjj
I don't get it.
KlatuuVeratuNnnnndamnit
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NateKindaGreat
All the words I've read but never heard in real life. All the local town names pronounced in ridiculous--but not consistent--ways.
kgarthe1313369
Had 2 tell my buddy I saw his girlfriend of 2-3 years that I saw her fooling around on him the kicker it was with his brother
bababa1234
Did he get her back by fooling around with his brother in return?
kgarthe1313369
No with her brother
BobbieNell
When a fox is in the bottle where the tweetle beetles battle with their paddles in a puddle on a noodle-eating poodle, THIS is what they 1/
BobbieNell
call a tweetle beetle noodle poodle bottled paddled muddled duddled fuddled wuddled fox in socks, sir! 2/2
helpmeithurts
My daughter is a fanatic for this book currently and it makes me feel like I’m having an aneurism but she rolls laughing
roar2O
I also choose this dude’s dead dad
TheMeanGombeen
Not quite in the same league, but I had to tell a friend that he had a daughter he didn’t know about.
belortik
Telling my dead that he was transitioning to hospice care because another round of chemo would kill him.
belortik
And then telling my mom that my sister killed herself
IMTHEONEWHOSTOLEALLOFTHECOOKIESFROMTHECOOKIEJAR
I need to get help
Legaeldan
Three of the hardest things to say to someone
Legaeldan
I was wrong
Legaeldan
I need help
Legaeldan
And worchestershirey sauce. Worche......wor.....worsterchestershirey sauce
zephyruk
Just say Lea and Perrins
SoppyName
Pronounced Wuster Shire
TheGIFingtree
Wor Chester
namelessfish
Worst chest hair
WoolyBullyDoesNotRhymeWithSully
Wash your sister
GeographyIsWhereItsAt
Oh crap, i've been saying Wuster Sheer my whole life.
Ninjoo
That’s miles better than Wuster shire. It’s not shire. Don’t say shire, please.
ReginaKasteen
wer ster sher
CrahjFayon
No, it's Wooster shear. Lived in the county since I was born fam
Fruitgoose
Grew up right by it too
Multipew
WR10 here
igniskonig
Okay, BB-8, calm down.
FallingStar7669
Wooster-sure
MotherfuckingJesseEisenburg
War-cester-shire
djayembe
theyar
Wussturrshurr.
NoNameFred
Certainly, Bertie
tzk132
Since we're mentioning big words: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. It took practice but I've got it down now.
LetMeGoogleThatShtForYou
Ok ok we get it. you saw Mary.Poppins
tzk132
No that's supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Wayyy shorter.
StSycho
Lentokonesuihkuturbiinimoottoriapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilas. There you go
RigoryMorty
nordvästersjökustartilleriflygspaningssimulatoranläggningsmaterielunderhållsuppföljningssystemdiskussionsinläggsförberedelsearbeten.
StSycho
Let's go
... slightly bending the rules, but still grammatically correct single word
tzk132
Two questions: Which language is this in? What does this word mean?
TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsTheBabyAteMyDingo
Swedish
StSycho
It's Finnish. It only showcases that our language doesn't have limits on how long word you can produce unless given strict rules
friskyforthediscy
I have a stutter, so...most fucking things!
bChrispy
You mean "m-m-m-most fucking th-thi-things"?
Dragonofthewest718
Same my friend. People think I’m dumb shit cause I always get stuck when I first introduce myself, I always get stuck on my first name
DJFergy
Hey me too!
ilyvinVoter
Same I have to practice sentences
friskyforthediscy
Thats exhausting.. i Always do it in my Head, only to make it worse
ilyvinVoter
I entirely understand that
Hypersanityismynamehowdareyoutakeit
I heard your stutter through the internet. Wild
tzk132
Do you also have tourettes?
friskyforthediscy
Nope
rlopez2431415
But i understood what u said perfectly
friskyforthediscy
You and me have that unique connection
HugoArtemisRune
Try saying the word out loud in your head just before saying it out loud. Helped me
friskyforthediscy
It makes it worse for me. But its Hard not to
EveryNameIsTakenDammit
He thrusts his fists against the posts, and still insists he sees the ghosts.
CorrectMostOfTheTime
How fun is it trying to say stutter with a stutter such a mean word lol
AuryxBecauseWhyNot
#DidIFuckingStutter?
RpgKitten
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
(I'm the Scatman)
jfarm350
Look into mushrooms. Episode of Joe Rogan with a mycologist. He did a massive dose when he was young and cured his debilitating stutter.
HiMyNameIsDavidAndILikeToParty
Lol legendary
whatusernameisavailable
Serious question, does your stutter come out when you write or type? Like, do you repeat text as your writing it?
friskyforthediscy
No. Its just while talking. its like bad motor skills between the thought and the verbal expression.
alecti
We don't :) It's more like a "lost connection to server" and you keep repeating the package that has been lost and is trying to be resent
alecti
Send again* from your server, because you know that it wasn't received properly ?
MiakodaX
So you need a better router
jonesy94117
For me it's only when speaking, I know what I want to say but the words just don't form, sometimes I have to start the entire sentence again
cheekymarmoset
My little gremlin has a stutter. She's 5. Any advice? I try not draw any attention to it and don't allow anyone to point it out or mock her.
getotterhere
Try music, something about saying words in a rhythm helps people with stuttering problems
cheekymarmoset
Thank you! We let her sing as much as she wants since she loves it. We encourage it.
CosbysQuaaludes
Speech therapy did wonders for my little brother. Improved his vocabulary, confidence and he says improved his life overall.
cheekymarmoset
We may speak to her pediatrician. Thank you!
Dragonofthewest718
Let them work it out, try to not interrupt them. Tell your gremlin to not change their words to make it easier, stick to the original word
cheekymarmoset
Thank you, wonderful human. I greatly appreciate it.
Cuntortionist
Yes don't give her water or let her stay up past midnight
cheekymarmoset
Oh, thats a given. No sugar after 3 pm either or she becomes a Tasmanian devil!
leroyone200042
I had a profuse stutter well into adulthood. Learned to focus on the last syllable or sound of the word rather than the first. Worked great!
cheekymarmoset
Was there anything in particular you wish you had? Speech therapy? Should we just let her be?
WizeGuyThoughts
I have a stutter, and I advise that you achnowledge it as a parent, but try not to finish a sentence for her or look impatient. She might 1/
WizeGuyThoughts
Grow out of it, but if she doesn't, just let her know that its nothing to be ashamed of
cheekymarmoset
Thank you. I read that we shouldn't point it out since putting pressure on her or drawing art could make her feel worse.
Birkew
I stutter if people dont pay attention - or if people pay too much attention. I also like when people complete what I'm saying, because
Dragonofthewest718
^Facts, I try to pass any help I can to fellow stutterers, if they want it. These are some of the most important mantras, that I live by
ActionJohnnie
Sing
cheekymarmoset
She sings A LOT. Lol. We let her sing all she wants.
Polysloth
How do you feel about having the word stutter to describe your condition? (Not sure if that is the right term)
friskyforthediscy
Sorry, dont understad the question
Polysloth
Ok, take the word lisp to describe people who have a lisp. It is a bit shitty that a word describing that condition has an 's' in it. My
Polysloth
question, is the word 'stutter' a word that would make you actually stutter?
friskyforthediscy
Ah, I see. Well, "S" is one of the worst letter for me. I tend to linger on it so i sound like a horny Snake. "SsssssSnake".
friskyforthediscy
Im from Sweden and the Swedish Word for it is "stamma".. so its just as bad :D
tonyisdead
The Rural Juror
saboten13
Red lorry yellow rollryrru fuck that’s hard to say.
Inarticulated
The8obman
And the sequel Urban Fervour
Ulthirm
Ah well with a rotated vowel like my region, that ones easy because O is more like an E and U is more like an A
CaptainThePirate
Yea in shitsville Appalachia things that take too much effort just don’t get the effort. That my friend, is pronounced “da roaral joaral”.
definitelynotawolf
Yayy
google translate make it seems easy
onlymostofthetime
rurrr jurrrr
onlymostofthetime
it's really more of an rrrrrr jrrrrr
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
The Irma Luhrman-Merman Murder turned the bird’s word lurid. The whir and the purr of a twirler girl. She would the world were demurer.
Dostronomus
reluctanthumanitarian
When he spurned your mother Verna, for a curly haired surfer named Roberta. Did that hurt her?
Gayforbae
Word, or world?
squirreltactics
Fuck, I don't know why but reminded me of a girl that rode the same bus. Her father hung himself on her birthday. They sent her to school.
JunkMonk
fuck that guy, glad he's gone.
tugboatcaptain
My husband's ex wife attempted suicide on my youngest step-daughter's bday. My husband found her vehicle with her in it and notes to kids.
ItsBobBelcher
On her BIRTHDAY? Oh my god. Talk about ruining your kids life. Depression or not that is evil
keroberose
I was so in shock after my mom took her life that I went to work my 8 hour shift. Honestly, for me it was better than letting myself stew
EwgB
Damn. I went to school the morning my dog died, and I was in a stupor the whole day. Can't even imagine...
hellodee
Hanged. People are hanged; curtains are hung. My mother was a grammar nazi
MrPhukett
Dunno why the downvotes. Illiterate fucks.
ManThatzaDrag
I can think of a reason why it reminds you of that.
konelhft
Hanged. You're hung like a black man, and hanged like a...okay, bad example.
Addlcove
That had me giggling.
igniskonig
Oh, come on, don't leave us hanging..
ThefluteCaptainPicardplayedfirstinhisimaginationtheninreallife
accidentalholocaust
Jesus Christ +1
squirreltactics
She was in tears. It was fucking horrible. I felt so bad.
Hiyeeee
Who would send a kid to school after that? Wtf
ReginaKasteen
What else is she going to do, stay at home? That's not going to help anyone.
Hiyeeee
It's going to help that child.
SpotIsInDaBLDG
They probably didn't know how to handle the situation any better than she did. Maybe thought being with her friends might help
guardianoftwosmallgods
My parents did that when my grandpa died, then pulled us out halfway through the day, once the shock wore off and thinking was restored.
stillwaitingonthedamnedcommittee
They weeerre probably in shock themselves and, after the body is taken, you get to clean up after your loved one. no local support network?
Hiyeeee
Fair points for sure.
ferafish
Some people run on the idea that "If I pretend everything is fine, we'll all get over it faster". And for some things that works. But...
squirreltactics
Yeah, I think she kind of wanted to for that reason, but I really don't think she was ready to. It was middle school.
ImurevJourhein
Please tell me this a build up to some sort of dark joke.