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May 15, 2016 12:22 AM
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CutChemist
Stories from The Grand Budapest
justacap
Heh, 'substantial'. He just wanted to say he had a real good time.
kwongdzu
These are gold but I had to take a break after Old Spanish Woman and calm myself.
SlutForStarWarsLore
I work at a walk up help desk at a catholic school and I had a lady tell me that the devil took her phone SD card. Asked me to get it back.
thirdcoast
+1 for American Tail reference
volatiley
forever is not long or a time
CodenameLoki
The guy in #2 SEVERELY underestimates how many people passed out in the hallway next to bags of McDonald's we have to deal with.
mattbklyn
Lost it at Ork Borks. Can't continue.
surrealseal
same here.
coflounder
Connnnntinnnnuuuuuue!
happinessconsultant
Is this post funny? I know it is, I can read.
TheRealAdamWest
I think I need to consult you after reading your comment
ToastMasterLex
But how does it work?
ATimeTravellingRobotFromTheFuture
Can we have a police force for arresting stupid people?
MX526
Orc Borks
90sHippocampus
Nightmares from the Front Desk
CutChemist
It just reminds me of "The Grand Budapest Hotel". Above and beyond to accommodate. Like true gentlemen (women).
lunamom
Up vote for the Snatch Game fans!! That made my day!!
shefarts
Being a former front office manager this has flared up my hotel PTSD
ColdToiletWaterSplash
Weight loss on vacation->cocaine
coflounder
*snorts up cloud of question marks*
ColdToiletWaterSplash
Lmfao
TheDudeOrHisDudeness
She probably lost weight because she got terrible diarrhea from eating exotic food.
ThelostWorldofAtlantis
False, snatch game this season wasn't that great. Also #teamkimchi
nasquatch
Im more of a bob the drag queen person. Purse first!
SergeantDonnyDonowitz
It's amazing that people still need to use concierges in the Internet era.
DoNotKnowJack
Concierges can tickets that are in high demand, by using their connections.
RoboLuddite
Plenty of these questions could just as easily have been done with google but for speed and reliability there's nothing like local knowledge
CutChemist
Hey now. Ever seen "The Grand Budapest Hotel"? A great concierge is the key to a fantastic establishment.
horsebananas
There are motherfuckers on this damn site too lazy to open a new tab and google something.
Pyrajt
AMAZING. MORE.
coflounder
Sauuuuuuuce: http://howmaywehateyou.com/
DreamCatcher01
That Father Krampus one made me sad :'(
mrseffingrochester
I thought maybe the kids had a tantrum and refused to leave the ice skating place and that's why they missed their reservation.
coflounder
I like to think that the concierge pulled an ole saint nick and packed em with their checkout luggage.
revcleo
The dad would have thrown them out again, I hope they were given to a local charity or kids they knew
revcleo
Also where the hell packs your luggage for you? That's unsafe and rather ridiculous, and I've stayed at 5* locations.
mellowdrama
I suddenly don't miss NYC anymore.
coflounder
Pizza Rat will judge you for this statement.
mellowdrama
If I moved back there now, I'd be living on slices from the sidewalk too. No judgement.
coflounder
Hay hay haaay
DidItBearHanded
This post is solid gold. TIP HIM. YOU TIP HIM RIGHT NOW.
Krakencrotch
I don't get that one for the life of me.
Rogahar
I am 110% lost on that one right now myself.
citizentrain
The guests REALLY want to watch a tv-show, the channel isn't available, the concierge needs but a subtle hint to ID and solve their problem.
Krakencrotch
Oooh, so "logo"'s a channel, right? That makes sense now.