As a conservative who would probably have voted for him if you put a gun to my head, I apologize to the nation and the rest of the word for this racist scrotum dipped in cheeto dust.

Jul 24, 2020 4:23 PM

Lassannn

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The only reason I would have voted for him over Hillary is because it was a choice between two different piles of shit. I felt like he was too fucking dumb to fuck things up very badly. I have never been more wrong in my fucking life.

EDIT: Watching the ups and downs on this is fucking hilarious.

EDIT 2: Makes no difference to me if this goes viral but since it seems like I've really upset the Trump supporters too scared to show themselves in the comments, allow me to tell you a few more things about the guy.

He's an egotistical, malignantly narcissistic psychopath with zero empathy, zero capacity for love or remorse. He's unapologetically amoral and the only reason he ran for office was out of sheer, petty spite. Obama made a few jokes about him at a Congressional Correspondents' Dinner, Trump was in the audience laughing with the rest of them but you could clearly see it on his face. He was thinking, "No, motherfucker, you don't fucking make fun of me. I'll show you. I'll take your job, undo everything you did in 8 years, and destroy the strongest superpower the world has ever seen."

If you're going to vote for him, you're going to vote for a man who floated the idea of injecting oneself with bleach, who openly despises Mexicans, Chinese, and routinely says horridly racist things like, "It's not COVID-19 or coronavirus. It's kung flu." He said that in his Arizona speech. He's running a campaign based on pure, racist hatred. Push back from the trees and try to see the forest for a moment. He openly refuses to admit that he ever makes mistakes or did anything to worsen this apocalyptic year. He said that the number of confirmed cases would go down only when testing stopped. Please take a moment to consider how irrationally illogical that statement is. The number of cases of COVID-19 will continue to rise whether or not we know about them.

I fully expect he had something to do with Jeffrey Epstein's murder and the murders of many others who have spoken negatively of him. I am a devout Christian, and I would vote for the ANTICHRIST before I voted for him.

If Joe Biden chooses the perfect running mate, I'll vote for him. I want Tulsi Gabbard or Kamala Harris. My only problem with Biden is he's much too old. He'd be 78 when he took office. I don't want him dying a year in.

We got out of a nice stable relationship with Obama, decided to go clubbing across the train tracks and picked up the last call slobbery one

6 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

Don't beat yourself up. Trump is bad but I hated voting for Hilary. It was a difficult choice of lesser of 2 evils

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I love that this is a real-time update

6 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

"I am not crazy, my country had me tested"

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Godspeed, OP!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How was Hillary a "pile of shit"? I didn't like her as a candidate, but in no way was she in the same league as trump.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Hillary "dissapointed Mom who isn't gonna listen to your shit" Trump was/is "Weird uncle that tries to give you porn & hints @ circlejerks"

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#tweetsthatagedpoorly

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OP, you're alright.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thanks.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

lmao @ wrongyour trying to gatekeep.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Fuck you Lassannn or is this a different Lassann??

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

No, I'm the right one.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Y'all had much better candidates to choose from during the primary (& some other turds as well) and yet chose the biggest turd of them all.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It was a shitfuck the entire time.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Hey since I've got your attention I'd love to hear your thoughts on why Tulsi or Harris in particular as a running mate would be good.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pretty moderate, both of them. I'm extremely conservative when it comes to religion, but not politics. Tulsi's also good looking.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Don't feel too bad- thousands would have died either way. We definitely got dealt a shit hand

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I may vote for Biden but only if he picks a great VP. He's too old.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Are you saying that if Biden doesn't pick a VP of whom you approve, you'll vote Trump again?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I fElt hE wAs 2 Dum 2 fUCk ThInGs up 2 bAD." Would you let a high school dropout perform brain surgery because he's too dumb to fuck up?

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

A brain surgeon works alone. The president at least has people who can check him if he gets out of line.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Yeah... until you get the one who kicks all the nurses out of the operating room and brings in his scuzzy family to help out.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Touche.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2