If I did that to my wife, she would stab me. And if I died and she got arrested, the Court would find in her favor. “ your husband did what? I’d stab him too.”
i laughed untill i cried. This reminded me so much of when i was a kid, my father put my sister to sleep - reading a story etc and the door was almost fully closed. I sneaked in like a snake, cross the room, under the bed that had a small gap against the wall. When my father left the room and closed the door. i slowly raised myself in the small gap untill i got eyecontact with my sister and went "BOOOOOOOOO". She didnt sleep alone untill she was 12+ after that.
im so glad this cannot happen in my house. 2 things; i dont have anyone else living with me to prank me. and, most profound, no one can get under my bed :) it has drawers so nothing gets 'underneath' unless you the size of a piece of paper
not like me, I would immediately upon contact assert my fight response, i would turn around and immediately reach under the bed, destroying the threat instantly in my savage, calloused hands.
So in Tulsa, there was a person who would hide under women's cars and lick their feet after they went into Walmart. They did this in the summer how they could take the heat of the asphalt I will never know. I believe they eventually caught the creep.
JoshAndBurn
The tickle/stroke could feel like a bug or animal. The grab is an attack.
MungChomper69420
Dropped a dildo?
BehGehBeeeehh
I can see a lot of relationships ending over this.
therandombagofmeat
If I did that to my wife, she would stab me. And if I died and she got arrested, the Court would find in her favor. “ your husband did what? I’d stab him too.”
Howlingowl
BidenduexMaximus
one of my troops grabbed my ankle from under a humvee and i crushed his hand and forearm to smitherines.
Davedavedavedavedave
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1c3JwcmZtMWg5YnBjeHlpNWVvMW1qZW9scTk4YWNreGt4cXh5eDk0YiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/26xByFvrI1MQvtlDO/200w.webp
mrsdowneyjr
My children would literally never forgive me. It would ruin them. My husband would just be disappointed
ChrisTravel
Oh oh oh… I can’t help but laughing out loud , I know how ridiculous it is, but it’s so, so funny.
Neanderthalersutopiaphilandrousanteatersotherbrother
Deep voice
YOUR SOUL IS MINE
TheOneThatGotBanned
*sole
Neanderthalersutopiaphilandrousanteatersotherbrother
What's your marital status?
Because i fould like to marry you.
Fucking English language. I'm not sure this will land:)
phoony
hushpuppyextraordinaire
All the same guy under many people’s bed?
DaveSamsonite
I think it's the same guy that lives under my bed
Zetor
"oh, it's just Jeff, the friendly neighborhood weirdo"
Kotarisu
Reminds me of this set of sleeping positions with Pete:
ariania
i laughed untill i cried. This reminded me so much of when i was a kid, my father put my sister to sleep - reading a story etc and the door was almost fully closed. I sneaked in like a snake, cross the room, under the bed that had a small gap against the wall. When my father left the room and closed the door. i slowly raised myself in the small gap untill i got eyecontact with my sister and went "BOOOOOOOOO". She didnt sleep alone untill she was 12+ after that.
LenneSamunai
im so glad this cannot happen in my house. 2 things; i dont have anyone else living with me to prank me. and, most profound, no one can get under my bed :) it has drawers so nothing gets 'underneath' unless you the size of a piece of paper
19marcurious57
Some things find a way to get under your bed
firlefranz
BarryTheCyborg
The Boston tickler? https://www.boston.com/news/local-news/2014/05/27/serial-tickler-breaking-into-boston-college-students-homes/
CloseupCaptionReaction
Are you telling me, NOBODY looked under the bed? Maybe throw something under it?
Fargus57
Right. My first reaction would be to go after whatever is under there, not run out of the room.
thekeyofe
There's a strong possibility that most or all of these are staged.
Even setting that possibility aside, everyone has a default Fight/Flight/Freeze response, and for some people, it is hard-coded to Flight.
LRADIKAL
not like me, I would immediately upon contact assert my fight response, i would turn around and immediately reach under the bed, destroying the threat instantly in my savage, calloused hands.
EmeraldLight
I would flee like a bat outta hell. Then find a weapon (probably one of my crutches). THEN check under the bed.
OlaphOfTheNorth
this is a collection of the ones where they didn't, that's all
Urmemeisminenow
Do this at night, let the monster under the bed finally win one
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
POV: this is not your house
DefinitelyaHumanNotanAlien
How did I get here?
llandy
How do I work this?
mondeca
This is not your beautiful wife
bigmuffin1
Alright Quentin Tarantino
Isthe4thtimethecharm
So in Tulsa, there was a person who would hide under women's cars and lick their feet after they went into Walmart. They did this in the summer how they could take the heat of the asphalt I will never know. I believe they eventually caught the creep.
CoffeeMakesMeTwitchy
That's why you gotta check underneath your bed every night
Zetor
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NWdlejQ5YmJnc21ud3hmcHl1c2t5aDV3c3o0bzN6MXl6MjByczRpMSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/zHG0Gm3xfwkO4/200w.webp
Asadsadsadclown
Listen... may the first man who wouldn't drink tequila off 1996 Selma Hayak's foot be the one to judge us.
firlefranz
Leucienweaver
It's been thirty years since then, and I stand by the thought that 'You didn't need to specify the year.'
illmx
I don’t like feet.
Heva18
I don't like cramped spaces. All those people under beds and couches(?) are giving me serious anxiety.
orp0piru
Metric is better
DefinitelyaHumanNotanAlien
This is not the video for you then
illmx
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlbHpyemhweWNlaXY3b3ZkdnhsOGpjMHU4a2dzbnF5ZnVkOWVwczM3cSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/XOFsOM3MnuWEE/200w.mp4
myusernameisbrunhilda
LOL
irrationaldesign
And yet, you chose to click the foot thumbnail image and come here and comment.
illmx
Nah, just scrolling through usersub