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Source: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qQ3C44UZTtA
Does this count as Thigh High Thursday? Hope it does, enjoy!
Jan 10, 2026 11:28 PM
IliveIdyeIliveagain
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358
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Source: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qQ3C44UZTtA
Does this count as Thigh High Thursday? Hope it does, enjoy!
x1xruex1x
Lol, bunch of chumps. Be there for a c-section instead :-p
Vungor
I passed out when my son was born.
MikeRInternetTraveler
#1 piece of advice I give first-time dads, after learning it the hard way myself: They don’t put up a sheet.
You see the put up a vertical sheet on TV, but there’s no sheet in real life. You’re going to see EVERYTHING, and it is HORRIFYING.
jargonmon
That one dude holding her hands... that's PAIN he is feeling. Bone crushing pain. Bad move.
beeeeeeerkaaaaa
Lame
HungryAngryManBaby
Robbie Williams described it as "his favourite pub burning down" but not wanting to "rebuild" her yet since another child might be on the horizon. "Don't want to go about it twice." Trying to mitigate the damage done he closed by complementing his wife. "Sorry Ayda, you have a beautiful foo."
Tapthisbong
Male here, one of the best euphoric experiences of my life
Dipsomaniac
A GoPro? He's wearing a GoPro on his head?
Dolenmorgul
really huh!
jesuisgur
Well, hard to put it on the baby's head...
METROlD
I called my doctor in advance and requested a single, one time use, valium. So could have a cool head in the delivery room and not freak out.
CaptainHyperbole
Dude! This reminds me of health class in high school where we had to watch the video of a child-birth, and I’m pretty sure I was close to going into shock, or something. It did trigger a panic attack, or something, my body froze completely, I couldn’t even breath. Child birth is wild.
imlaughin
Homie with the go pro sent me 😂
alcaray
We were in the labor room for 20 hours. So I was just exhausted and stoic at that point. My hands were numb from giving backrubs. (Not to diminish the work and suffering my wife went through, but we were talking about men's reactions.)
ColleenMarie
And some of these men will go on to cheat on their wives because they just can't see them the same after this.
ObeeJuanKenobi
Something I wasn't ready for: watching my wife's doctor go up to her elbow inside my wife to retrieve my son, who was breach and didn't want to come out. This was about 10 minutes after she delivered my daughter relatively easily. Twin births are next level shit. My wife is a rockstar.
OrkenMork
The Benny Hill skit where he's being congratulated on a 4 pound baby boy and he say "I got back half my bait!"
FPAlpha
As a kid i never really thought how messy childbirth actually is. You see it tons in movies and shows where the woman is in pain but you don't see more ( and the baby always comes out very clean).
As i grew older i learned this but still haven't actually seen it in media until first season of The Pitt, where they showed it full frontal, uncut and in all its messiness.
Horror splatter movies have nothing on actual reality :D
indigodragons
It’s best to not look bc ptsd sucks
Lurch1911
Some of the facial expressions say: “Holy shit I owe my woman big time!”
thedill2000
I was one of those boys who about fainted in health class. I have no explanation. Just happened
morebutternut
There’s a zoom-in on a baby head coming out, in an episode of The Pitt (HBO can do that). Holy shit I was not expecting to see that. Once again, I’m so glad I’ve had a hysterectomy!
LuckyBallAndChain
I'm proud of the ones who look excited to see their children. I'm proud of the ones who are doing their best to keep a poker face. To the ones who fainted: You did your best, buddy, I'm still proud of you for being there.
jesuisgur
Mine started screaming *loudly* when only the head was out and the rest of the body still inside (how is that even possible). I knew it was only the start to a lot of trouble...
bbrown1012
My daughter had twins on Tuesday. C-Section. My SIL said he looked once and was nauseated.
IliveIdyeIliveagain
Congrats! Congrats! (Two times because of the twins) +1
smax410
Watched my wife have our son get stuck at the shoulder. Several times. Then watched a c section. These dudes ain’t seen shit.
smax410
All this followed by them removing an ovary and fallopian tube. Ovary was growing hair and a tooth.
MrFancyPanzer
The first guy isnt improving an already stressful situation.
chaos021
How? Seems like the kind of energy you'd wanna see
MrFancyPanzer
Loud startling noises rarely improve medical situations.
Einbrecher
Because that's not something they would appreciate, or they don't have that kind of relationship with their partner, or they had a bad experience, and so they assume/insist everyone must have the same perspective.
LespritDeLescalier22
That might depend on how long the labor has been going and the general tone of the experience. If she’s been at it 15min, and then BAM, you both now have a child, excellent. Go for it. If she’s been in labor for 48 hours, she might kill you.
Einbrecher
I dunno, sounds like a great way to celebrate the end of a 48 hour labor.
somerandomusernamebecauseididntlikemyoldone
He seems quite excited at the successful birth of their child, seems like the whole room is smiling (including the mother at the end) so the stressful part is most likely over
AnonOmis1000
Is it bad that I wouldn't want to be in the delivery room? For the record I've never been in a relationship so maybe love would overcome my squeamishness
parduz
Here in Italy the hospital personel will tell you that they already has an important job to do, so you'll enter only if you're sure to not faint, as they'll ignore you (I doubt this is true, but the concept is clear).
I am the last person willing to see blood and body fluids and whatever else is not supposed to be exposed out of our skin bag, but I have to say that i never regretted for being there for both of my sons birth.
Love is to know yourself enough to take the best decision for her.
jesuisgur
There are other countries where they make it clear that if you were there upon ingress, you should also be there on egress. It's your fault after all, so suck it up.
Neonkitty
I 100% wouldn't want to be there either. But I'm a woman, so I got my tubes tied.
xj4low
Why are people recording this? Is this something they are going to have their friends and family watch later?
KleptoKea
I was wondering the same thing. Makes me think of people who record other deeply intimate moments of their life like proposals, so they can post in social media for attention.
Exyr
A lot of people do...yes.
UncleToot
After a dinner party, to guests: "Here's the part where her gooch tears and she shits herself! Isn't it a miracle??"
BatmanAndCradleRobin
And he collapses like a fucking noodle
xj4low
Eww. I don't want to see an angry one. Then again, wife and I are in our 40's with no kids and no desire to have one.
JohnSatclaire
That’s fine, but you both should kindly recognize that your preferences aren’t those of the majority, and in fact you’re invisible now and forever; bye.
xj4low
Nice suggestion. Bye to you too for not having a sense of humor.
somerandomusernamebecauseididntlikemyoldone
Yeah, if you aren't used to seeing shit and blood and viscera coming out of your loved one, or just generally it can be a bit of a shock, especially with the failings of education around the process.
alcaray
Lack of education on this topic is a choice. There are lots of organizations that give free birthing classes.
IliveIdyeIliveagain
GleepGlopDubloon
wisher1977
I was right there when my daughter was born and I have to say, it was amazing. I didn’t care that my ex (then my wife) dropped a dookie in the labor room and started speaking in tongues, I was just so proud and excited to be in that room as my only child was born.
SnoiD
My girlfriend is having a c-section this Friday, I’ve seen two births already but this will be a whole ‘nother level
Rkfinecake
I've observed surgeries before, including an amputation. But this would be definitely different. I'd be crying my eyes out.
IhopeUgetwhatUvoted4
I didn't expect the vag to almost fliip inside out.
indigodragons
It does?? No way
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EllerySmellery
Every labor is different and there are different reasons for different smells
jesuisgur
I did not notice any particular smell. More a sensation of emanating heat.
BananaForScaIe
UNTIL NOW, CLARENCE!
RElGNMAN
whistlebuzz
I legitimately do not know how to respond to this…
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Einbrecher
Our second was like this, except instead of a sneeze, my wife was laughing at a joke the Doc told while getting their gear on. Doc got serious all of a sudden and was all, "You need to stop laughing, now. No, seriously, stop laughing, he's coming out."
IliveIdyeIliveagain
Hashbrown123
Could be worse, like the scene from Welcome to Derry.
SebastianCrab
The birth itself is a bit weird, but not as unsettling as some of those faces indicate. Although I went in having watched some movies before. The afterbirth, on the other hand, is super gross.
ZAPZAPMOTHAFUCKA
Yeah I have this image of a doctor, arm deep up in there getting everything else out, while she was just chatting up a storm about how good my wife did and how we should have 10 babies...
erinaceus
my malamute thought it was great.
EllerySmellery
Well done!
jesuisgur
asm80dfa8sdfj
I mean, most people get upset to see a loved one with a minor injury, like a small cut. Seeing the carnage of blood, guts, piss, shit, and other viscera, all at once, can be a lot.
jesuisgur
It's just another friday night for some... /s
HairyChairstepper
Yeah. The nurses thought I was going to faint when the doctor pulled out forceps. Like, no, I'm not faint, but it's difficult to watch your new baby being yanked violently around and out with giant salad tongs clamped on their head.
jesuisgur
I thought they gave up using those things long ago. I still have marks on my head...
HairyChairstepper
My kid is 10 now. So it wasn't a terribly long time ago
alcamar
They told me to sit for the c section, they didn't need another patient in the room. I did get to see the final extraction though.
DarkZalgo
The birthing class me and my wife went to suggested that the fathers shouldn't see the C section for that exact reason.
asm80dfa8sdfj
You mean the baby?
cttypo
I still have those vivid memories of my wife’s c-sections. Both of them were literally life saving. 😊 thankful it was an option.
Evenmoreuselessname
They just put a little hanging drape things and had me sit next to my wife's head so I could talk to/comfort her. Then they were like "Wwhhhhoooop! Tada!" like a magician and lifted my daughter up so we could see her over the drape partition thing.
alcamar
Same, except they did give me a heads up when they were taking the baby out so i could see that part. Past the point of cutting through the layers of everything by that point, so it wasn't too bad.
Evenmoreuselessname
A woman is like a cake, so many layers.
dragonsluvtacos
Everybody likes cake!