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Aug 23, 2026 5:07 PM
CruiseForLife
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beesnee
We must be in Amerika!
bobbobbybobbington
the left hand one because if you want three you can get three, but the right necessitates buying in multiples of two :3
TheRealFireFrenzy
the right handed ones are far superior since then you have 2 tacos...
TheUnnamedPoet
I'll take six right hand tacos and three lefts.
SinnahSaint
Depends on how many tacos you want to eat, and how ambidextrous you are.
chatawillybilly
This is the saddest garbage AI I've ever seen.
foreverinchains
JBRPong
mwipfband
What if I have to pay tax on multiple purchases and save by getting two. American
Rapbot20
If it includes drinks ....I'm good with either
dynamojoe
Where is this magical place with fifty cent tacos?
AVerySillyPuppy
It's GenAI slop.
MrMichaelCalifornia
It's clear the left handed taco.
Evo435
Always go for the left handed tacos, you can taste the devil's hand in each bite.
IronCore
How sinister.
cambriago13
If you only want one taco (and who would even do that?!): left side.
If you only want two tacos (still crazy): right side.
If you want an odd number greater than one: Both? Both. BOTH.
If you want an even number greater than two: right side.
bobbobbybobbington
i think you got the last two lines the wrong way round? nominally buying odd numbers from the right-hand pile is not allowed
JBloodthorn
If it's an odd number greater than two, you can grab from BOTH boxes. Like for five total you could grab 4 from the right and 1 from the left, Like dual-track drifting but TACOS
cousteau
You can still have L+L+2R for 4 tacos, no need to have them all right-handed.
SomaliYachtClub
FakeName4FakeFame
All you gotta do is buy 2 rights for $1. Once they are yours, no one can stop you from eating one of them with your left hand.
Rapbot20
I'll take a pallet of that and a jarritos.,.thank you
zanaria
Depends, if you only want one taco and the right handed ones are only $1 if you buy two but cost more if you buy one. Lots of stores pull that crap to force people to buy more
And yes I know it's a joke...
GenXHippie
If it’s a true left-handed taco, that’s a good deal.
SnarfyMcSnarferson
Its not left handed unless its an ocat
redtails2649
Yes, that one is better
SirVG
My only question about those tacos is if they're big fat tacos?
Hootykai
One taco? Get two. Hand over a dollar and you are ready. If you can't eat two tacos you need to examine your life. One taco? Really?
apLundell
"Two for $1" is ambiguous. It might just be indicating that the price is half a dollar. (Same as the other one.) or it might be indicating a special discount that you only get if you buy two.
Cthulhuonabike
$0.50/taco is a better deal so that you aren't locked into even number orders
Sulanis
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cousteau
Left one, because you can have any number of tacos and still enjoy the deal. Right one you must order an even number (2, 4, 6…).
randehman
AI. Who the fart is selling tacos that you’d have to touch and spill all adjacent tacos before you purchase them? You guys gotta be better at catching this or we’re hosed.
Nalianna
spill? you talk like i'm not buying the whole box.
reichtwinglunatic
yeah, ai. below is the original, but i only kept the font, so it's obvious that it is not photoshop, but ai. also, imgur sucks at recognising ai. people yelling "we downvote ai," and yet theres fuckin slop everywhere. every beloved DK dump contains some slop
TacoPoweredHelicopter
If you think you are good at catching them. Then we are hosed.
ROBOTvsMAN
Lighting on different shelves too matched, but sauce is the giveaway.
IronCore
Fifty cents a each! I'm definitely buying those. Even if they're turned around the wrong way in my right hand.
Nalianna
you could get 2 for your left hand, and 2 for your right hand.
MouthyLurker
50 cents a taco?!? Looks like I'm going home with a box of tacos tonight.
Sticklebrickk
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MauroMolinero
left handed. I only want one taco.
bikergeek6249
Remember that there was a restaurant that tried to promote their "1/3 pound burger", only to fail because people thought 1/3 of a pound was smaller than a 1/4 of a pound.
apLundell
"There was a restaurant" is a weird way to describe the most well known hamburger seller in the world.
bikergeek6249
I honestly forgot which one it was.
TheMellowPeril
By equipping the Genji Glove, you can wield one of each
Minterfresh
With a Yasakani Magatama I require 1 less Taco for a full set bonus
BlindPiranha
Don't let Big Relic deceive you! You don't need their accessories to use both hands!
MyOldUserNameMeantUndeadCocaineButNowItsThis
If you equip the Genji Glove with the Masterscroll, that's 8 Tacos.
IGetAllMyFactsFromHere
ultimate tacos... 😋️
Gustave13
Master Scroll, you must be a youngin
MyOldUserNameMeantUndeadCocaineButNowItsThis
I have been playing Pixel Remastered for the past few years. I have been playing FF6 since it was FF3.
TheMellowPeril
Did you remember to take your ibuprofen this morning?
nevergettingoutalive
Back in my day, we called that relic the Offering
TheMellowPeril
Which was the style at the time