ProfessorTrash
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No Toilet Paper? No Problem
hand plane, wood, you're good
Mar 13, 2020 4:24 AM
ProfessorTrash
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2100
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hand plane, wood, you're good
DoctorScoutBobTotoBarkingtonIII
That man’s explanation of the difficulty displayed is universal
weerdo
Some glue on the edge... some weed in the middle.. and roll your self a one
HungryHungryLawStudent
But what is it for?
BlackavarLion
da plane da plane
chargeling
THEfreshestbrew
I'm definitely not that slow with my wood
charondaboatman
You could learn something, then.
DrGears
Thats why your wood is short
NordMan
I would also like to point out that my wood is considerably thicker
kaseyshirley122703000
Yum.
ShadowTeller
bolobass
Japan has regular competitions where people like this legend use their handforged and -sharpened planes to make the thinnest sheets.
zimirken
Shit, just slap it on the surface grinder and in half an hour you can make any chunk of steel do this
totallyserious69
When we all run out of toilet paper these men and their skills will be invaluable
dafuqsthat
Guy could make a tomato last all winter
Revoider
Now wear it as clothing to assert status...
Donku83
That piece of skin on the side of your fingernail
Noahbalboa82
Single-ply? No thanks
TheMysticalWarrior
The exact opposite to not the sharpest tool in the box.
Narokh
No thanks, I will just stick to using the three seashells.
swedishpancakeswithlingonberries
That'll be one wipe after you fold it enough to make it thick enough
Dwalker2
Guarantee that is not splitter free toilet paper.
lilliflowertittipower
What do they do with it?
Sands43
Measure the thickness. It’s a competition
slowtreme
what would happen if you used this paper plane to make plain paper for Paper Planes?
buddbilly
That is a flat board
bolobass
It is now!
Farfulus
it was before too
LittleG0d
he makes it look easy, im pretty sure I wouldn't be able to pull that thing on a straight line like that
StrangerRangerDanger
That lady in green wearing a sheet like a sash
oldandfat
I went to Tesco's, some fuckers have bought all the hand planes
Upinflamezzz
I used to have a job cutting foam on a machine. The easiest days were cutting the foam this thin because it would take so long.
FuriousSalt
Rustic TP up next beef milk
AMRIV
hucktoflat
Remember to wipe your ass, going with the grain, not against.....
bartoho
Tankadin37
That's gotta be the sharpest plane I've ever seen,
MaadMaanMaatt
Am I a joke to you?
GQPisadeathcult
How many years you been saving this one for this very moment?
MaadMaanMaatt
I’d be ashamed to say
CantEvenLurkRight
So it would seam...
derpydolphin
Wood*
CantEvenLurkRight
Damm I knew I was missing something
trailerparkboyzbubbles
So it wood beam
CallMeMatrix
that strip of wood is so thin it's only got one side
tegfdd77
I feel more like I do now than I did when I got here
Thresholdpush
Möbius you say?
LlamaEaters
Put himself through college with all that mobius stripping
Fairdinkums
LariCheltsy
AnApologeticCanadian
goflyblind
whoa. now i need a drink from my klein bottle.
CallMeMatrix
nice
WatcherInTheDark
Love.
Turbolibros
I see you are a man of culture as well...
SwagicalYololord
I smell a Vsauce video
Maldraek
Sleepysummoner
Flip it over, same side
Irreal
If you flip it over there is no side
byohzzrd
That saying makes no sense to me. Shouldn't it be so thin it only has two sides? As in only 2 dimensional? Top/bottom with no sides?
CallMeMatrix
it's a Senifeld quote.... the episode where Kramer had the meat slicer
byohzzrd
Weird. The online script says "...the flavor has nowhere to hide." Now I'll have to watch the episode. Yay, internet rabbit hole!
byohzzrd
I'm supremely bored. https://youtu.be/FdChSEabeDw
Emulen
So hang it upp to dry and then use the other side?
Fafaa
Imagine the splinters in your ring though. Yeowch.
Benki6wbh
The answer to that would be none, planes are so sharp that It feels like marble It's so smooth when you're done with a cut
AnAmoeba
At least it would toughen up
YeahNahNahYeahNahYeah
*wood
PostmasterG
Ring? you must be from Europe... if I am wrong, I am wrong... just sounds like a European slang to me.
Fafaa
New Zealand born an bred my dude. So half right. A lot of our slang is bastardised from them
SlightlyDodgy
Sounds like someone has yet to see goat.se
PostmasterG
Sounds like someone doesn't know that I have actually seen that...
Mokelzwerg
What do you do with wood sheets
no1ofconsequencedied
Sell it to Quilted Northern as artisanal toilet paper.
theknitter1337
well, the chick in the green shirt was wearing one like a shawl.
Dreigiau
sleep like a log
Omicron416
@extraupvote - little help here?
Mokelzwerg
Ha