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May 7, 2019 12:37 AM
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deeptechinc
Well you’re on the 405, what’d you expect?
PiGiSpi
The lack of traffic must have been one of the extremely small amount of silver linings from his snap
BootyistheTruestFormofArt
The cars would still be there.
ineedcaffeinekidsareexhasting
Why is it called the 405? Cause it takes 4 o 5 hours
TherapistHere
Imagine how much worse that traffic jam is when half the bodies left the cars. Just a million cars idling into each other at every light.
CaptainSkyhawk
the weeks, months of cleanup. Where do you put all these cars? find everyone's empty home? Fill vast fields? Rescuing all the passengers?
ExplainThisJoke
plus, you have half the tow truckers and half the emergency responders
LittleMit
They kind of showed that in the movie. The football stadium parking lot was filled with semi trucks loaded with cars.
TherapistHere
BulkSausage
If Thanos only got rid of half the humans, there would have been more animals for the rest of us to eat.
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
Or eat us...
boldthesven
Been there done that. Then got the hell out of town
DTavs
The problem is that he snapped half of living things not just civilization. That was the mistake.
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
diljit
#Thanosdidnothingwrong
JimStarluck
Fun fact: when they add more lanes to a highway, more people just decide to drive on it until it hits (and passes) capacity again.
JimStarluck
To truly solve traffic problems like this we need more and better public transit -- commuter rail, light rail, streetcars, etc.
SudoCatEtcIssue
Agree. 8 billion people is too much
TheTripleLindy
Jokes on you. Even if there was a snap, the cars would still be there and you’d still be stuck in traffic!
SurrealGorilla
Oh... He was totally right.
chlordane
StewedTomaters
I swear, half of the people who constantly post about this are the same who post about anti-vaxxers (who suck, don't get me wrong) every
StewedTomaters
20 seconds. Your thought has been had a million times before. Do something original. Or go get a vasectomy instead of clogging up Imgur with
StewedTomaters
the same repetitive shit.
jackpkmn
That's right bois polluting this guys personal internet is worse than killing people with ignorance.
StewedTomaters
Huh? What are you talking about?
jackpkmn
Anti-vaxxers kill people. Talking about them annoys you.
Cheomesh
Killing yourself yields instant results.
LolaFerrari
Ahh, stop it, will ya? If you are so annoyed by amount of people in your surroundings, go move to a village...
starex2070
Fuck that freeway.
ThatsGrimKraken
As a proud Californian, I love that I can tell whose Californian in the comments by the ones that put "THE" in front of highway numbers.
tkuicbhnhbh
THE 405
ThatsGrimKraken
It is a natural Californian thing to put THE in front of interstates. THE 5, THE 80, THE 405... it's in our blood. Long live the THE!
Neosnc
Bill Burr’s cruise ship solution https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBWw68AjweA
ricekickJR
"Theres too many people on this earth, we need a new plague" -Dwight Schrute
VultureTX
if you get enough people without medicines, you will breed a new plague eventually.
lovingcats
Democrats are working on it.
WanderingWithoutADestination
From the future. This hasn’t aged well even a little bit.
maninthedarkness
We don't need a plague. We need to revive the pioneering spirit. Lots of new frontiers to explore. Moon, Mars, Asteroids...
lordwank
or even uninhabited land
maninthedarkness
Well, maybe if we started building habitats in the oceans, there'd be a greater appreciation for the wildlife there.
drakeshayne
Humans are the plague.
PlayingNiceForOnce
Jokes on us; we /are/ the plague.
BiliboyJenkins
No one who advocates for genocide ever volunteers to go first.
NICEUSEOFWORDSSIR
No. We apparently are just gonna use an old plague. Thanks antivaxx movement. You sure do suck.
dannne
Population control - Thank you for smoking
FeyreAcrheron
I mean the bubonic plague is back so why not an old one?
Harambaegel
AnTi-VaXxErS
TheRicM
TheInfamousPenguin
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-48182646
itsjeffman
not too many people just too many areas of over population
BigFanCumberBitch
Here from the future, we got one
AeliausMalina
Came to say this.
BigFanCumberBitch
Already came? I'm not even sweating
Markamanic
The gene pool needs some chlorine
eggyismyfriend
Spoiler alert?
MountainEMT
First mistake was driving in LA
Sargonas
I live off this exit. There is a reason why I live, work, and play entirely outside the 405. It's the only way to make living here pleasant.
LoodGookin
My sister did for 10ish years. Once I made the mistake of surfing Malibu, drove back to her place, 2+ f'ing hours to get to a few miles 1)
LoodGookin
2) past the 405. I think it was La Cieniga or something like that. Oh, at 5 pm.
DoctorOblivian
thanos was fucking wrong as fuck. powers of GOD and you "fix" everything but killing half of everyone? why not just you know, 1/?
DoctorOblivian
use ur infinite god powers to just fix the broken shit for everyone? not kill them in create more/different problems. dumbass
AVeryVeryVeryVeryVeryVeryVeryLostDragon
Because imgur isn't logical and as soon as you question whether it would be ok if they or friends/family were included in the deaths, ...
AVeryVeryVeryVeryVeryVeryVeryLostDragon
...they'd probably say "nope it's only ok if other people die" because they're bloody selfish.
Scathed
If it took MY life and only mine to fix everything, that's a price I'm willing to pay, but I can't and won't sacrifice other peoples lives.
AVeryVeryVeryVeryVeryVeryVeryLostDragon
I'm sure many would say the same but sadly a plan like that kills way more than a selfless individual
MissDeeMeanor
You are not stuck in traffic, you ARE traffic
SidneyHarbor
Also, with half the population, there's half as many taxpayers to build and maintain roads in the first place.
MiLyCa161930
GoldenSun3DS
I'm not stuck with Traffic. Traffic is stuck with me.
slimfast
you are not stuck on the 405, you are the 405
AlpacaMyBagsAndGo
You are not screwing my wife, you are my wife
TruckloadsOfBroccoli
WE ARE THE HORDE!!!
jadack
One of us!
AVeryVeryVeryVeryVeryVeryVeryLostDragon
FOR THE HORDE!!
MofongoBalls
The drop of water never feels responsible for the flood
elizardo
WATER DOESNT FEEL DUH
lilEinsteinandtheOverStimulatedProstates
I’ve always liked, “A snowflake never feels responsible for the avalanche” Although the current reinventing of that word makes it less fun.
NotACanadian
- MofongoBalls
Obsideonstar
Can I get that on a mug?
WindyCityKid
Damn....thats deep. I feel it.
SapphicCatgirl
I wish my wife would say that :(
dhaledude
Press F to pay respects
ishouldprobablybeplayingpokemonATM
no man, relationships are about honesty. Its good that she doesn't lie to you...
GSCultist
"Damn....thats deep. I feel it."
imanupvotewhore
The 405 stays like that pretty much the whole day 7 days a week.
TheLeagueOfExtraordinaryGentlememes
Just wait till we start building the overpasses and adding new lanes! But do please drive safely, I would like to get back home to my kids.
R3gord
101 to the 405 to the 10 to the 1, during rush hour.
discollama
Cool, see you in 4 hours.
sc363
Try 401 in ontario. Im sure most won't understand but.. if you've never been, google it.
SigPistols
Rrause
I just moved there and I've already learned
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
The Seattle one isn't much better.
PopeyeTheSailor
oh 405, how i fucking hate you
TerriblePokemon
The 405 is impossible to drive at speed. Try going 70 on it on 4 am on a Tuesday and it'll damn well bounce you out of the freaking car!
CheeseIsNaturesFudge
It's a safety feature!
Fido013
Yeah my coilovers don't make things any better. The southbound lanes on that specific section are murder.
BloodmouthCarnist
Once got pulled over for doing 100mph on the 405. Cop let me go & I’ll never really know why.
leviathan8600350
May I ask the shade of your complexion? I saw a guy going over 100 on my way to mammoth get pulled over thinking he was gonna lose his car
PopeyeTheSailor
once ran a red light in front of 2 CHP officers, didnt pull me over because it wasnt their jurisdiction, if it was city id be fucked
leviathan8600350
May I ask the shade of your complexion? I saw a guy going over 100 on my way to mammoth get pulled over thinking he was gonna lose his car
BloodmouthCarnist
This was about 15 years ago. Pretty sure he just didn’t want to do the paperwork. I was in a suit, omw to handle a fire at a client site.
leviathan8600350
Sounds like a legit reason. This dude was driving a mustang at the speed of his privilege for no reason
sprayingmantis4
IBentMyWookie
DougForcett
With the full power of the Infinity Gauntlet, what was to stop him from snapping more resources into existence?
Br0doSwaggins
He's the Mad Titan, he just loves killing. When he returns after the Avengers unfuck the universe, he said he's just gonna kill everyone
drh1138
Only if you have no idea how population dynamics work.
CodeWarrior
Or understand that it is more a problem of resource usage than resource availability. There is a mind-bogglingly huge glut 1/2
CodeWarrior
of "resources" in just the solar system, much less the galaxy or beyond. The technology to use those resources is just beyond us ATM. 2/2
drh1138
Hell, we have plenty of resources right here on earth, but they're unfairly distributed.
ProbablyHolly
I disagree. He only snapped half when he should have snapped everyone. If you're gonna reboot the universe do it fucking right.
IOwnTheSpire
How was it right when it didn't work?
TheMagicalUpvoteFearie
It would've worked if it wasn't for those meddling Avengers
theinvinciblejericho
He didn't need to kill a random half, he could have just sterilized a random like 2/3 and acheived the same result.
ThePotatoBandit
But his numbers are off, populations grow at an exponential rate. wouldn't be long before we're in the same situation.
nopost
Ideally people would see the good changes that happened, and be smarter in the future. Ideally.
AlmightyThor117
His execution was good but I was always curious why he couldn’t also make everyone left behind not remember or feel who they lost
GoddamnitMisterNoodle
His execution was terrible. he snapped out 50% of ALL life. Including plants and animals. He didn't help anything.
OneHandedComent
Someody saw endgame
AlmightyThor117
Yes, but it’s also something you can get from watching infinity war, but it’s more obvious from endgame
StatmanIbrahimovic
Because he actually says it lol
AlmightyThor117
Wait, when do they address it?