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Explaining fiction with some quality
Kamahele123
We are not better than Yahoo, none of us have $4.6 Billion dollars...
kaidei
this was a good dump. no oh shit is that person dead moments. loved the bones story.
houtaku
ScarecrowSticks
#13
ScarecrowSticks
Also:
BasicMojo
#41 if we're talking D&D, your DM has never seen anyone do this because it's against the rules. Says so right in the spell description.
pandorafalters
All rules are only guidelines. At least, they used to be; I've never read any manuals from 2E or later.
BrazilianThunderPanda
#24 This man is my soul mate. Ska punk forever...
youCanHaveMyUsernameIfYouWant
Yes! Also, I noticed that lots of Brazilian and Mexican are fans of skapara
Schmales
StirlingMaloryArcher
Hell yeah brother ?
BrazilianThunderPanda
Sista!
StirlingMaloryArcher
That's what I meant. Have you heard the popes of chillitown? Best song is wisdom teeth, brilliant new ska punk band.
BrazilianThunderPanda
I’ll check em oit!
Zeldon567
Emperor's New Groove, anyone?
TimTamSlam128
#19
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irishbunchofsticks
#19 is that a jojo reference?
ThePastmaster
#19 They did that in Star Trek TNG. Didn't work out so well.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
That was a good episode.
ThePastmaster
Yeah.
Fairdinkums
1000 upvotes for saustritch
gtmiller
#8 There is a lot more that happens than putting a label on things. Not to mention, there are probably about 40 other patients queued
noptic
billiebitkiller
Yeah. Ungrateful fuck bags act like they're the only patients that exist in the world.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
I don't know what they have to do with doctors/insurance in the US, but in Canada that takes zero time and you still have to wait forever.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
I don't get why this is so downvoted? Are people reading something insulting into it?
Ididntgoto4yearsofmedicalschooltobecalledMrEvil
Oh and also making sure the Rx is written correctly, doesn't interact with other medications and is dosed accurately. But I digress.
PRoseLegend
This. In Australia, pharmacists don't have to deal with insurance but they do have to check whether there's any bad interactions with other
PRoseLegend
Drugs you're prescribed, and make sure that the dose is right for your age and weight, and make sure the thing won't kill you.
Eldis
That's a great place to force double checks by law.
SpoonOfDoom
How complicated are pharmacies in the US? One more horrible piece in the jigsaw puzzle of despair that is the American health system.
KWJester49
They also are supposed to check that the prescription doesn’t have negative interactions with anything else you’re on, among other things
IndyAndyJones
And if they do have harmful interactions, they can't just change it, they have to call your doctor. Sometimes after hours. And wait for 1/2
IndyAndyJones
a call back. Sometimes for an hour or more.
IndyAndyJones
But this dude prefers to die rather than wait a little bit.
kishia
Not to mention the other 40 “waiting” scripts the one pharmacist needs to verify was written right and the tech filled right.
Ididntgoto4yearsofmedicalschooltobecalledMrEvil
While most likely being short staffed.
PiGiSpi
Genuinely wonder how they can read the absolute nonsense that 95% of doctors write
MelodyLightfoot
Most doc's I've been to in the past 5 years just print the things on letterhead from a computer now.
kishia
Lot of times the dr’s speciality a few letters of the words, the patient and the directions. I worked pharmacy for 4 years. It’s tough
StirlingMaloryArcher
I am 39 tomorrow and I have that hat. Like, that exact one.
sirkungfupanda
Still no luck with those swans then?
anxioushedgehog
It's just the one swan, actually
sirkungfupanda
lokishadowgirl
SociopathicOtter
invisibulman
If mental illness were stored in my balls it would be a lot more fun to work out my issues.
JHawke
Or that's just how you release your problem into the rest of the system, which might explain a thing or two.
33WhiskeyTX
#8 You don't know what's going on back there. There are call in orders, maybe a drive thru window, people waiting away from the counter.
LostCatWantedDeadAndAlive
#4 that would be my uncle, George Goodheart. Honorary MD, first chiropractor on the Olympic staff, could read 2 books at once. Awesome dude.
LostCatWantedDeadAndAlive
To clarify a little, my uncle didn't invent chiropractic medicine, he came up with applied kinesiology, where they crack your bones.
5NoteHalf
Okay, so the hats all of you keep calling "fedoras" aren't fedoras.
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5NoteHalf
Indiana Jones and Humphrey Bogart wear fedoras. M'lady types and Ska dudes are wearing what's called a Trilby.
5NoteHalf
https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0071/3637/8998/files/fedora-trilby-mens-hats.jpg 1&3: Fedora. 2&4: Trilby
5NoteHalf
Also? Panama: https://smhttp-ssl-39255.nexcesscdn.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/Superfino-Montecristi-Fedora-style-Panama-hat-1030x1030.jpg
5NoteHalf
Which is NOT a fedora.
ShadeEmberi
vampirehedgehog
mrtea90
vman2000
Isn't his Scrooge McDuck voice also Scottish?
Rinani
It very much is, and it is amazing.
Vilgashem
This is one of the funniest dumps I’ve ever seen. Thank you.
Andwhy
#1 So if I just cut off my balls I’ll be sane? This is surprisingly in line with my current thoughts.
MarkPenrice
I'd recommend you try some other therapies first. Self castration is something of a one-time irreversible thing and can cause fatal bleeding
Andwhy
Oh, I am looking into a one-time irreversible action. I just need all of the extra skin to help the next surgery.
MarkPenrice
Gotcha. Still, better to leave it to the pros, if only because they'll already have a crash cart handy should it be needed.
MarkPenrice
As for the OP itself, it's possible that mental *health* is stored in the balls, seeing how incident rates are much higher in natal females.
MarkPenrice
That or mental illness is stored in the gonads of both sexes but it's much more concentrated in the ovaries.
chimneyspooper
#8 they do online/post prescriptions too.
SecretlyThreeDucksInAManSuit
OK, actual question: Do Americans just call all instant noodles 'ramen' as a catch all term?
TimTamSlam128
In Australia we exclusively call them ‘2 Minute Noodles’
landcfan
Technically most of the ones Americans eat ARE ramen, but I've had yakisoba instant noodles and referred to it as such.
Ruthniss
I mean, we really don't have instant noodles that aren't ramen, so I suppose?
PiGiSpi
I'm going to assume yes because I have never heard instant noodles as anything other than ramen, didn't know there was any other term
amp99
#34 ???
xVVitch
You can't google?
HisDudness
KismetCrew
Shit, I wonder if they've heard of Leekspin then?
Scheckschy
https://youtu.be/d3i8wfgkOlA
lunicow
This was the first result on google https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A67ZkAd1wmI&feature=youtu.be
hesaidsarcastically
Rule 34?
MarkPenrice
holy shit
ShareACokeWithLeroyJenkins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvq9r6R6QAY
SpaceFlounder
Song. •
Lovenkraft
You sweet, sweet summer child. It's one of the original meme songs. Just YouTube it.
josieexplosion
I've been surfing the tubes for 20+ years and have never seen this
amp99
Same here.
Wombatish
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/caramelldansen?full=1 (the gif format might be more recognizable to some)
iputnutinnutella
It's a Swedish song released like 17 years ago. It's cutesy and catchy and quite silly.
iputnutinnutella
Uses animated characters that are dancing.
doublejubean
Oo oo uma uma!
aminarra
I'm not googling it..
Kravik
OK here you go https://youtu.be/A67ZkAd1wmI
Millillion
Swedish song with silly lyrics and a very high pitched voice. Got memed to hell and back and back and back and back by weebs many a moon ago
Seminole4ever
Here’s the 2018 version: https://youtu.be/x57yIcRiRR4
KingofthePlatypi
Oh my God yall dont know caramelldansen?!?!
xVVitch
Its a song.
Quanda
.
ShareACokeWithLeroyJenkins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvq9r6R6QAY
BananaLover93
.
danielrafatta2000
.
ShareACokeWithLeroyJenkins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvq9r6R6QAY
ViralCosmos1
That brought back some small bit of memory I've had stashed away for years....and now all I can think about is the song with DJ Sona dance.
MyNameIsRichardCS54
Thanks to that, The Crazy Frog is no longer looping in my brain
ScarecrowSticks
Lucky you, songs overlap for me
Spaz125
Oh gawd yes. Overlap, interrupt, play the same 5 second sound bite over and over
ScarecrowSticks
T3sl4co1l
Fuck
Shpadoinkleman
And now for Baby Shark
JustSomeHoneybadger
I set the ringtone on the new phone at work to Baby shark today. I am expected to be hated in a weeks time.
MrNecrophile
I just youtube it and it is a disturbing europop anime hybrid and it's over-happiness filled my with dread. https://youtu.be/A67ZkAd1wmI
XestyXanny
Oh! Shit. That. I haven't heard that in years.
PhilTheFluffiestDogOnTheInternet
My friend growing up learned to sing it iiib about 7 different languages.
MrNecrophile
My God those spelling errors are painful. The europop anime must've scrambled my brain. I apologise.
declaringdankruptcy
I just watched that with my own two eyes. Now I have to take them out and wash them. God damnit.
Kbantar
I remember watching a youtuber's cover and had no idea where it came from. May I rot in Hades for this sin, but I think it's kind of cute.
Epinephilim
That is the entire point. Finding cute things cute is a pretty weak sin, my friend.
xcanadiandevilx
They made an English version??
ScarecrowSticks
Don't acknowledge it as any version
MrNecrophile
Apparently so. God help us all.
cassiebob
Was the “ORA” a Soul Eater reference.
pres2pond
I'm pretty sure it's a Shaman King reference.
WhyWouldYouReplyToThisGuy
It’s jojo, definitely jojo
pres2pond
it's a joke, you're supposed to reply with another series where people summon spirits to fight for them.
RestingLichFace
I was thinking JoJo since it l looked like a Stand
ialwaysexpectthespanishinqusition
ialwaysexpectthespanishinqusition
papazulu1186
It's a mother fucking jojo reference
MarkPenrice
Pretty sure it's a motherfucking Jojo's reference
siler7
Questions end with question marks.
TimTamSlam128
It was actually a reference to the film ‘Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed’
BestHedgehog
I'd say JoJo
retroman688
Pity. I can't Stand JoJo references.
ialwaysexpectthespanishinqusition
AlwaysTrustTheManInABigWhiteVan
IndefinetelyTired
Is that a mutha fuckin J O J O S R E F E R E N C E
cassiebob
Oh ok. Reminded me of Crona and Ragnarok
Bukulu
Maybe the fusion between link and Zelda will be Lil'Da, an RPG about a new hot rapper in hyrule
frozenchicken
There's apparently a LoZ/Crypt of the Necrodancer game coming out, so that's pretty close.
SoupahMario
Already out my dude
nogoat23
Zelk
MarkPenrice
*Zenk