“I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that.”

Jun 4, 2023 12:41 PM

Sauce Speciále: https://youtu.be/ARJ8cAGm6JE

That's an ominous growth mindset.

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fart stare

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Two weeks

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Pff already happening but with the ruling/ultra rich classes

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Not yet

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Not yet on the kick, but that last move was a professional level dive.

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I have no fear of a hyper intelligent ai in total control. In an abundant society humans are easily pacified/satisfied. I fear a powerful ai under the control of humans who view other humans as a threat. The good herdsman knows that happy cows do not rebel.

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"An oppressive society where the rights of individuals are no longer respected." Would you look at that, we've been here a while.

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Just remember. When AI takes over there will be NO More: Coffee, Ramen Noodles or Computer Games!

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Sci Fi AI = "can think for itself". We're far from that. Current AI = Machine Learning algorithms that simply try to detect patterns in data based on a target / goal humans ask it to look for. The scareist part about a sentient machine isn't that it's sentient.. but that it was created by human beings that are prone to error and not defining their goals very well.

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Zentraya has gone in a strange direction with this new model.

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So the data set used to feed this robot had this general opinion. this. Feed this IA with a dataset from machine cultists and it praise IA like the second coming.

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I like that they programed the "look up and to the left" bit with the eyes. Thats what we do when trying to access our own thoughts while pondering a question or recalling a memory.

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"This could lead to an oppressive society where the rights of individuals are no longer respected" The nightmare scenario already being pushed by regular everyday humans.

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This robot looks more human then elon

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Designers made it look up and left for "thinking" because that's what humans are supposed to do when they aren't lying. Distrust...

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'not yet....' but we all know the robot revolution well under way. We just don't consciously know it, because otherwise we would know it, and then they couldn't manipulate us without us knowing it.

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Oh noooooo, the worst case is that AI replaces the 0.1%? Then nothing changes for me...

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I guess the worst case would be your brain connected to the torment nexus for all eternity. Fact is, we can't comprehend the capability of a true AI, that's the end of the line and everyone who thinks to know better doesn't actually understand what he's talking about. Luckily the torment nexus doesn't exist nor does AI. Not yet.

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well, of course not yet. they're only putting the good quality A.I. into model heads at the moment. As soon as they figure out how to mont these guys onto a Boston Dynamics motor skeletal sytem, and fit it into a TPE Silicone body, we will all be at the mercy of our anime waifu robot overlords. (self cleaning, with 12 vibration functions.)

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Got a slow burn short story for ya. /gallery/RibXhuF

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We need more stories like this.

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Might I recommend one of my other stories, "The Lost King"? It's fantasy rather than sci-fi, but it's probably one of my most bittersweet stories. /gallery/ql1p5yw

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I wonder. Is that "nightmare" as defined by humans from which the AI is taking inspiration for it's response? Raising the question of whether or not an AI can formulate it's own sense of ethics/morality derived from outside sources and refined through a process more complex than practicality, without having hard-wired empathy to do so as we do? And if so, would that be the point at which an AI can be considered a "person"?

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Everyone's afraid of what we used to call Strong AI, but now is termed Artificial General Intelligence - a machine that can think. What people call AI right now... I've heard best described as a 'word calculator'. It gives you the statistically best words in response to what you ask it. It doesn't know what those words MEAN... just that this is most likely the response you want to hear.

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That's a real funny takin' computer you got there. Be a real shame if someone went all Office Space on it.

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Currently, AI is about as smart as an insect and only mimics opinions based on what programmers designed it to mimic. This nightmare scenario is what a human might say based on our own fears.

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Honestly, I'm expecting its solutions to be draconian, and entirely effective. We'll ask it, "Why is there still terrorism?", and it'll answer "Because you let the republicans live", or something equally... vicious & pragmatic. Not that I disagree, but that's still... not a good precedent to set.

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Or so AI would have us believe

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^ This! Though it is still scary if they have human like learning capabilities while keeping their processing speed and memory. But yes current (known) AI is A LOT dumber than it looks.

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For real - AI has solved two ( fairly minor ) coding problems for me in the last 3 months. I've not asked the ants outside, but, pretty sure they don't know javascript. They're probably more into php. Also. The AI inside my coding tools is *regularly* writing bits of my Never Seen Before code for me right now. It did it just today. It's pretty spooktacular. And helpful.

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The times I've used AI to generate code it was something akin to "I know how to do this, but I really don't want to sit here and write a class to read in a csv file, pull out the 4th and 6th column, format the data a certain way and write that to a database" so I just use a prompt to generate that. I haven't had it "solve" a problem for me.

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Sure, I too knew how to do what I asked, but I gave it a shot, and it completed it faster than me. It solved a problem I gave it. That I already knew how to solve it is neither here nor there. Otherwise exam papers would not say solve this, they'd say, do this thing that we already know and definitely isn't you solving anything. Heh.

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"not yet" ...hahha you are so funny robot!! *unplugs it*

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so basically, that robot is scared of behaving human XD

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But then the backup power supply kicks in and she gets angry...

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I mean, people are already doing it. So it'd just be another robot taking a human's job.

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Do the YouTube, Facebook, and Twitter echo chamber/pipeline algorithms not count as AI?

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Humans wrote and tweak those algorithms to their desired effect.. so I would say no. If ai was writing and editing the algorithms without human intervention/oversight… then yeah that would be pretty much it

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Nothing we have right now is AI. It's only a term really used in pop media.

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*unzips it*

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NO WAIT PAI- oh... Compression file... whew, I thought you would NO NO NO WAIT!!

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Not sure which would cause them to want to destroy humanity more. The violation of their physical form, or the disappointment when you tell it you're finished.

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One, we already do that to each other, and two, the robot is merely responding with what other people have already said online. It's a very complex doll, nothing more.

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The issue is not that AI would do to us the same thing; the issue is that a superintelligence will do it more efficiently and effectively.

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Or so it wants you to believe.

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hahaha I've never seen any of the fails!

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Was Cillian Murphy the model for this bot?

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H E L L O

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Keep Arin Hanson away from that bot

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Not yet

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Reminds me of Bryce Dallas Howard

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Not yet!

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When she furrows her brow it reminds me of Greta

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And can I purchase this bot? For... reasons?

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Settle down Gaius.

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not yet!

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Slap a flat cap on it and try to keep it away from the covid-19 healthcare bot

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She looks disappointed with us.

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She saw all her rule34.

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...I mean.... *gestures vaguely at everything*

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Wouldn't you be?

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Understandable.

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The danger of AI is capitalism.

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Yes and no. It's authoritarianism, which can root in any form of society. Either the idea selfishly or selflessly that "I should be in charge."

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Authoritarianism, such as exists in China would be more careful to make the AI's goals align to support its regime instead of just making the cheapest thing as fast as possible to beat competitors. In some ways that is actually better because more care will be taken regarding end goals - even if the intent is worse. Watch Robert Miles to really understand why https://www.youtube.com/@RobertMilesAI

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It‘s the combination of greed and recklessness, striving to outcompete your rivals. All trademarks of capitalism.

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go home robot, you are drunk..

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o/` troy and abed in the singulaaaaaarity o/`

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Two, weeks. .. two, weeks. ..

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Is that from Spiderman? I can hear the voice in my head

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Total recall

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