This is already working on me.

Dec 28, 2023 3:52 PM

Onlyhereforthelaughs

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The creepier thing is when you are going along with your conscious tastes in a mate, and then one day you see someone and something deep in your lizard brain goes "yes, that is a pleasing shape of skull. My children should have that shape of skull, too."

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Oh shit... that does work.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

we are back to having gender stereotypes and sexism be comedy... truely a 90s come back time.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Lies. Where's that .gif of Tormund asking if Brienne was still there? Tall, please. Tall + heels?

2 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 1

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

My girlfriend is just under 6'1", and refuses to wear heels, makes me sad.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Buy some for her. Worth a shot.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sometimes with women the reverse can happen when someone stands up. "OH! you're taller than I realized.. can you pick me up? Ok, now try carrying me a short distance... hmm, I like this. Now throw me on that bed over there."

2 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Like a deer in the headlights.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hope one day to receive this reaction. (But that would involve me leaving the house, and there are.... *shudders* .... people out there.)

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Most of my best and worst memories involve people, sadly I think there are more bad memories than good, so I also tend to keep my distance from them. Every once in a while an extrovert adopts me, and I somehow end up in crowed places again. I make five good memories and ten bad ones, then it's back to avoiding people again. The circle of life.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What's her name?

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Chloe Radcliffe

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2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I'm a foot taller than my wife, if she stands flat footed in front of me, I cannot see her.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Or if she stands very still, tall men's vision is based on movement.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Can confirm. I actually had a --- wait, where did you go?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals

2 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Well, some of us cannibals, who cut other people open like cantaloupes...

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

so let's do it like they do it on discovery channel

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Neutral Milk Hotel" is such an absurd name for a band that I assumed it was a joke about Aubrey Plaza's character in Parks and Recreation being into weird things whenever April would mention them.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It is a band name, after all. I've never bothered to look up why "Toad the Wet Sprocket" named themselves that either.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It shows vulnerability which means trust, which means a lot on the first or second date. Doesn't mean anything if you've been dating for a while and the trust is already established.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I don't know. Been with my partner 8 years and I have seen this work to ignite something primal moods still. I also enjoy how tall he suddenly is. No complaints.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Chloe Radcliffe

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

The girl version is guys go up and casually open a jar that they are struggling with. Women have the immediate *cavewoman voice* “He strong like ox, he fight many men to protect me and I be safe from predators”

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

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He looks so angry about it and I get it cause that’s may face anytime I need something from a top shelf

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Same. And at 5’6” I’m considered tall for a girl. 🤔

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was waiting for pupusas at the friendly neighborhood Salvadoran restaurant and laughed each time the employee who was clearly shorter than

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

me while I was sitting walked by. Unfortunately, that got old as we waited exactly 60 minutes for an order they said would be out in 25.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Hey i know this must be super annoying, but as a public service announcement, you can write up to 500 characters per comment now! v

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Sometimes. Now, for example.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

An hour for pupusas? How many did you order?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fifteen.

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Jesus wept...

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A big part of constructive masculinity is being able to provide for, care for, and protect your partner and children. It doesn't mean being an abusive, violent person. It just means caring for and taking responsibility for your family.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I'm 5' tall. Some guy said "omg you're so tiny!" When I was wearing 2 inch heels. I took off my boot and did exactly this, and he fell in love. Not gonna lie, his reaction to it made me feel adorable.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I don't think this would work on me... but if she said "the car dealership recommendeds premium air, should i get it?" Then i would totally go caveman and protecc

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As a short fella myself, I have encountered many situations were my height is a factor. I know there are plenty of people out there who do truly don't care, but In my experience it seems pretty rare to find a woman who truly doesn't "care" about your height. Confidence may go along way, but in terms of being approached, I have never had a woman taller than me hit on me. Height preferences seems to be one of those primal things many humans still have.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I suppose I am an outlier, once again.

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por que no las dos?

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I'm sorry friend, I prefer taller women.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I listen to NPR and have distinct memories of girlfriends doing this and how much I loved it

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Poor Kevin Hart.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Height is not part of my selection criteria. Smart, funny, and shared kinks are all way more important…then again I am old and have a divorce under my belt.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

[Note to self: Look up "Neutral Milk Hotel."]

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Whelp. That did it. I feel old.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I haven't heard of them but... uhh... that's totally the kind of music I love.

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You won't regret it!

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2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

So, my takeaway is that if a girl does this to me, she likes me enough to try to make me want her.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If a woman ever did that to me, I'd fall in love with her straight away. Not because caveman "ohh she smaller than me think", but because it will be the first time in a very long time a woman has made a move on me.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a guy closer to 7ft than 6ft I'm wondering if this has ever worked on me - or if I'd even notice. Seems to be the opposite of the "women like tall guys" theory - which I can tell you seems to be somewhat true, but mostly with much shorter women (I cannot tell you how many >5'4" women have hit on me...and I am not a handsome man).

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I doubt it would work on those of us close to 7ft since everyone is equally short from are prospective and i dont see a 3 inch change of height changing that

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The alligator eats the larger number.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I don't often make typos, but when I do they're categorically stupid. Also it happens a lot.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Flaunt it if you got it

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

There's stats from the 50s or thereabouts that there's a positive correlation between how tall a man is and how likely he is to be married and a negative one for women. Society might've changed since then but people haven't changed much.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

size difference kink go brrrrrr?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I work at a bar as a bouncer and the super tall dudes ALWAYS have a specific type of girls going after them. Then again, I'm 5'11, and 210 lbs, and I get the girls that like wider guys as opposed to taller to "shrug".

My girlfriend even said "I have heels and platforms that can make me taller taller you but I like being shorter than you...you my big, muscle man" there's really is something about being larger than your partner I guess

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm over 6', I find I am usually attracted to the taller ladies.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

As a 6ft3 woman,... hi :)

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Im 5'10. My wife is 6'. I am one of these braves

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I feel like it'd be the opposite for me. if a girl is taller than me, gets in close and goes "snu snu time" I wouldn't even hesitate. she can carry ME to the bedroom for all I care

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Yeah, she's flat wrong.

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2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am very fussy with my women. I have strict criteria. 1: they must be female. That’s it really.

2 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 6

That's difficult to define these days

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

You removed 1 of my strict criteria. They must also be alive. Brave

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

More of a recommendation than a really strict criteria ...

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Check your privilege, dude. Not all of us are handsome enough to score a breathing chick.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What about not being related by blood? Is that not one of your strict criteria?

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I was adopted.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What species?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Species? You care about that sort of thing?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of...

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Man. I consider myself pretty levelheaded person that enjoys talks more than caveman bullshit and it annoys me how much i can feel this would work on me

2 years ago | Likes 1034 Dislikes 8

Especially THAT woman. Ay chihuahua.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Ooga booga together strong

2 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 0

The great love of my life was tiny. I fell for her the first time I saw her without her shoes on (all of 4'11").

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The lizard brain is ingrained. It doesn’t matter what your conscious says. The same thing happens with threats.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's almost like we're just animals with anxiety and iPhones.

2 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

Didn't she insist on the change in height, not the height? I feel it's more something like: "wow, she was playing a game where she wore heels, and now she shows me what she really is". I would feel like she's opening to me, coming true to me, which is very pleasant and confidence boosting.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Too much word. Too much brain. Woman deceptively small. Want.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Right? I was like "damn. She actually has a point. That would definitely work on me and it's kinda insulting."

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The three pillars of human attraction are Youth, Health, and Kink (if you’re into it, you’re into it). And she has two of the three on lockdown. It’s not surprising that when she stumbles upon a power kink, the trifecta seems like mind control. It is mind control. Evolution made sure of that.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I must be wired wrong or something. That drop literally did nothing different for me. She's cute, but not once did my brain go "hmmm must have her"

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Right??

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know for a fact that this works on me. It's not a requirement by any means, but the shorter she is the stronger the effect. Didn't even know it was a thing till I met my exGF years ago, who is 4'11" (by comparison I'm 6'1'). I tend to wonder if I'm a creepy weirdo for feeling it, but I can't make it go away. Primal is a very accurate word here.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yeah but what if it were physically possible for a woman to do the opposite, where she suddenly gets taller taking off shoes and now she's towering you? Many would still have similar reponses.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Brain: "Wow, woman is very height. Don't worry, I know what to do"

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I listen to NPR and drive a prius, and this would work on me. My wife would be mad though, unless it worked on her too I guess.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Yeah I'm a very even keeled dude but pretty sure my exact series of thoughts when she dropped was "Oh damn ..... Wait that worked on me? I don't like that it worked on me! Why did it work?"

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I was watching without sound and she said "wear shoes" and I was like... hey... valid point

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Never forget that all the rational/objective shit that you think of as *you* exists in a new layer of your brain that's about as thick as a good hamburger, and this burger of consciousness sits *on top* of the large and ancient meatball that actually runs things.

2 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

The burger of consciousness can be overridden by the ancient meatball in many individuals. I blame the cheese slice of toxic fats and the absence of a good salad.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Definitely. She did that little pretend step down and I was like…🤔🤔🤔

2 years ago | Likes 311 Dislikes 0

I, too, said "lesbian lesbian lesbian"

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Good... I'm not the only one

2 years ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 0

I already began thinking about how much easier it would be to princess-carry her out of a building. Gosh, I'd be 2% faster and easily 33% more cooler.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The modern world has evolved faster than our primitive brains can keep up. These are hunter-gatherer instincts, they are so deep within us that the modern, rational, thinking parts can't override them. We are, basically, animals, we just have a bigger vocabulary than most.

2 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Similarly, humans who are tall are more likely to become leaders.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not basically, we ARE, specifically in the homo sapian genus

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biology is a mother fucker. it can't be ignored.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I feel it's better to acknowledge that we do have some instincts so that we can be better than just being ruled by them.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

If a woman did caveman talk on me, I'd be down for her throwing me over her shoulder and being carried off to the jungle.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Time for snu snu.

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Same. I had a coworker that usually wore heels and one day she had flats on and when I noticed I'm like "hey now." Shit is primal.

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I prefer women in flats cos it looks more natural to me and not like they might break an ankle at any moment or step on my foot in stilettos, which has happened to me.

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Plus, heels are fuckin' uncomfortable. It's an inclined plane, steers your weight onto not just the ball of the foot but *part* of it, so it's never quite right, and your toes are always kinda mashed... you're in pain. So you're cranky. Flats, or better yet, sneakers? Good support, walk-all-day kinda shoe? Real mood elevator.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some people pay good money for that kind of treatment.

2 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

It hurts through boots. 0/10 would not get stepped on again.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Heels are dumb af. I'm always happy to see them not be worn. Seems kinda like modern day foot binding to me.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It 100% works in reverse when you literally *sweep a woman off her feet*. Fireman strength is attractive for a reason.

2 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 2

Picked up a 6 foot tall woman and deposited her into the bathroom when she was drunk and she still talks about how no one has ever carried her around before.

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Works on men too.

2 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

Love this. Top notch. I know this probably wasn’t you doing the subtitles but he says Kirtland not curling. It’s an air force base. Pj’s are parajumper. Kinda like the special forces of the Air Force. I used to see them doing base runs in just their tiny little shorts and all of a sudden I see how my mom thought basket ball players were hot when they wore those short shorts to play in in the 80’s. Because hot damn. Give me muscled man thigh all day.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I have wondered what the hell kinda curling he was talking about since the first time I saw this months ago, thank you

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

lol same!!!

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Yeah when they have to practice their skills they do it with simulations. They get airmen on their off day, give you a card, make you look all bloody and matching your card with special effects makeup. Called moulage. Then they come in and act like this was a real mass casualty and they’re graded on their triaging, the infield treatments before they can get medivacced out…it’s really fun to be the mass cas ‘victims.’ One made it look like I was missing my eyeball. Kinda scared the guy at first.

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I don't know. I feel like if a woman was sitting down and then stood up and was wayyy taller than I expected I would feel some kinda way.

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I'd get weak in the knees

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

smaller woman = can protect better, can carry out of fire

larger woman = our children would be huge. great warriors, slayers of kings

2 years ago | Likes 114 Dislikes 0

So it turns out, men just like women. Got it.

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Win Win

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this. like i absolutely have a thing for tall women, yet this would absolutely work on me, so like. i guess just, *women hot, surprise height change also hot*? so i suppose: https://youtu.be/Y2Y5KVtU810?si=x4OLa-f1FOOPVtru applies

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somehow i knew what video that was going to be before clicking on it

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See tormund up here got into poetry

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So what you really want is a small woman the size of a large woman?

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Is that too much to ask?

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