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Step 1 : insert straw. Step 2 : fail miserably.
Aug 15, 2017 12:39 AM
AWarlock
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watermelonwhisperer
so pretty
Hong10
usersubbordercontrol
You can't do a job wrong, if nobody knows what you're doing
Gheebuttersnaps12
Is this from a place that serves bubble tea
ayjayn
yes
DespiseEveryone
Bro tip, don't let her peg you.
chumpacabra
ET TU, FRAPPE
BenSuspended
thanks, this is even better as a gif
Shakashey3
fail
simscott
As a teastore owner I can relate to people doing this even after explaining about the sharp end.
BrokeMyFunnyBone
She's using the sharp end
simscott
People blunt the sharp end when banging it on the counter to take off the wrapping. Once it's dull, it's not gonna work.
Expandhamburger
Cracking a cold one with the boys
Bahklava
I can't upvote these unfinished gifs.
aehoN
As someone who works as a barista at a boba place, I've seen too many incidents like this.
sprbwlshuffler
Hell, she went all Pulp Fiction on that cup.
TheIndianWhoIsWayTooBritish
xavierag
If she put her thumb over the end of the straw this would have worked. Sharp end or not....
itsimpossibletofindausernamethatisnttaken
So that helps the straw stay rigid instead of bending. That isn't the issue here. The straw just isn't piercing the plastic.
DranksAndDragons
True, but it also gives the straw the added strength of the air, the plastic would be hit with greater strength, and require less force.
SchwiftyGameOnPoint
Science!
AssamLaksa
I thought everyone knew! Like this knowledge is passed on from family, friends and in school!
SnickerDONTle
Ok maybe I'm wrong but I don't see how air pressure has anything to do with the ability to puncture a layer of plastic
DranksAndDragons
Because the air pressure give the straw strength and keeps it from bending.
SnickerDONTle
But you can clearly see in the video that the straw isn't bending. That's not the issue. The problem is that the plastic is just too thick
Corrodias
It would take a heck of a lot more air than can be found inside the straw. Air is highly compressible.
kentnl
Highly compressible: but not infinitely compressible. Compare a plastic bottle sealed with a lid vs without.
Corrodias
A good point, but enough to keep a narrow straw from bending under significant force? I'll have to try it next time I have a straw.
littleCERBERUS
I didn't realize people from infomercials were allowed out in public....
machinist475
This needs to be a few seconds longer !
Syrpynt
I actually believe it is perfectly framed!
VictorTheViking86
thebestimgurian
that's what she said
ButterfaceTaintClown
It's always better when you get to see actual penetration.
NotTheFBIWePromise
If I had a nickel every time a girl told me that....
quickbrownfoxhumpsthelazydog
It's amazing how that straw represents her IQ
1414145691
I hope she handles your cock a bit more gently
NotAHugeSpider
Will a cock puncture that sealed lid any better than the straw?
1414145691
"cock puncture" was your highschool nickname cos you're a real let down
TheLordofMelons
FIRMLY GRASP IT
cookseancook
BossJohns
FIRMLY GRASP IT!
YeastInfectedWhiskerBiscuit
The trick is to stick your thumb over the hole on the straw. I've been sticking straws through potatoes with that trick.
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
There are only so many ways this can be messed up
BannedAcc1
Her face at the end is priceless
TheNerdFonz
BrobiwanKenobro
My life in gif form
2ndplaceisasetofsteakknives
My first anal sex experience in gif form
leonbloodbane
You try too hard and end up making a mess all over?
BrobiwanKenobro
Not to mention making stupid faces like that. Unfortunately for me however I am both ditzy and ugly. Smh
BrobiwanKenobro
That and nothing ever works like it's supposted. Also, I spill a lot of things. All the spills.
GlassCannon570
So… never hire you to work in my sentient sapient self-aware AI lab?
BrobiwanKenobro
Can you really have good judgment and be making self aware AI? Lol
GlassCannon570
Yes. There are many uses for them.
SpringToMyWinter
At least she's pretty
kaiswil2
Yeah, that seems to be working for her.
Cheomesh
For now.
cringeypingey
If you cover her boobs, shes not as pretty
PermenantlyBannedClubMember
Dammit
feastmode
jeez, you're a dick
unicornpuncher20xl
*tips fedora*
unicornpuncher20xl
Tried. Still beautiful.
PreviouslyALurker
I agree
jagualex
Me too
FlyingSeaMan509
A mighty task jndeed
Whiskey461
Plug the end of the straw with your thumb. Even works with Capri Suns.
itsimpossibletofindausernamethatisnttaken
y tho
itsimpossibletofindausernamethatisnttaken
and by y tho i mean why does it work? Seems weird that pressure would have anything to do with it.
Whiskey461
Put your finger over the end of the straw, you can puncture a potato. It's all about the pressure
DranksAndDragons
When you trap the air inside the straw, the air molecules compress and give the straw strength, which in turn keeps the sides from bending.
itsimpossibletofindausernamethatisnttaken
The straw had plenty of structural strength. It was failing to pierce the plastic, probably didn't angle right.
DranksAndDragons
Hmm, true, but it also gives it more strength for less force, so it may have helped. But, you are likely right, especially with the way it
TheOneThatGotBanned
ahh was slower, but I did slow it and extend the end,
PermenantlyBannedClubMember
Well, now it looks staged
itsimpossibletofindausernamethatisnttaken
no way. that look on her face at the end has to be genuine.
PraiseJeebus
https://i.gyazo.com/b942025eb25395866080d88b2c13954f.png
SnailLord
Her mistake appears to when she made contact with her fist
Djmachale1
Doing gods work son
Fingstar
Sploosh
TheNerdFonz
Spackler7
Derp.
whitefolk
At this moment she knew, she Fucked up
ResinatedRain56
When you whip it out for the first time.
WeHavePi
"It's no big deal, I'll get over it."
donttouchmeimacactus
SjundeSjukaSjomannenSjunne
Rossco311
Instant regret
The5SecondFuse
NewToTheEnterwbs
Went down looking for this. Was not disappointed.
Purplegill10
Cant breathe
TheMightyKibbless
Damn, I did the same thing and THEN saw your comment:
Expandhamburger
A picture is worth a thousand words they say
josip217
oingo boingoo
fnordy
Thank you. I had no idea how to get that. You're doing God's work.
kimiknoxville
Thank you
JoeHutty
DrBruleSaysYes
thatclimbingguy
"I done fucked up"
TacoEngineer
Thank you for this haha
BoomIgotyourwalletBoomIgotyourphilliestickets
When the dog lickn her clean.
5tarTrek
Jesus
JavaBeanJohnny
Wut
comingbacktowhereivealwaysbeen
Wut
LeiserGeist
napsmear
Squidills
have up votes pour out the side
PatrickRob82
I think if you delete the "v" at the end, it'll show up as a running gif, not a link you have to click.
napsmear
I believe larger gifs do not autoplay when used as a comment, this one is over 12MB which is why the gifv. I think 5MB is the threshold :)
PatrickRob82
So THAT'S why sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't. Good to know. +1
PatrickRob82
Either way, nice work!
bokeypunk
JavaBeanJohnny
Why
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JavaBeanJohnny
I guess
chewbacco
For the glory of Satan of course!!
bokeypunk
Ah, Satan...our true lord and savior
PoultryInMotion
Upvotes and giggles probably. I produced both as a response.
AbsoluteFuckingWaffle
Why would you plunge it like that? It's a straw. Not a dagger.
Rockageddon
To be fair those straws are dagger like. I dropped a bubble tea in a hotel room and it landed upside-down. The straw gave no fucks about
Rockageddon
hard plastic base of the cup and broke a straw sized hole straight through it.
TemporaryUzername
bitch it might be
temobuttdive
I do this every time I get boba tea...I try to get it right in the middle each time
kazamesama
Im thinking more like the adrenaline shot scene from Pulp Fiction
PommedeTerreur
For the watch! *drinks boba with a vengence*
MethDating
Stick 'em with the pointy end!
TrustMeImABassist
Not with this attitude.
NotAHugeSpider
After a long afternoon of baking Frey pie, a girl just wants to relax with a tasty beverage.
Tofubutton
So that you could make a silly video
ExtinctasaurusRex
Et tu, Blonde Girl?
cleverandhilarioususername
For the watch.
GentlemanScientist
It's part of the ceremonial rituals of the Boba Tea Cult.
thepicklebucket
There is always that one kid that can never open his Caprisun without jabbing it all the way through
ZacMuerte
Meanwhile, I was over here, trying to make it more complicated for myself by not using the provided hole and just stabbing it in.
ZacMuerte
Listen, you get enough of them, and eventually, you just start thinking "what if?" and you start doing your own thing. It was more fun to me
ComeBackHereJessicahNOWjessicahhh
WhY WouLD yoU pLuNgE iT likE tHat? iT'S a StrAW. NoT a daGGeR
PaintedSlate
Brilliant sarcasm, which is something I don't get to say much.
moondeath
Is that what that upper/ lower case means? Sarcasm font?!!
ReleaseTheKracken
Yep
NoForethought
derpa derpa der font.
PaintedSlate
It's repeating it in a ridiculous, mocking voice. So a specific version of sarcasm that's usually a canned response for anything.
ZombiePirateLeChuck
iS THaT wHaT tHAT uPpEr/ LoWEr cAsE MeaNS? sArCAsM FoNt?!!
RosencrantzNGuildensternNeverLived
There's no need to take that tone with us, young lady.
TlotPwist
It does now
InsaneMemebrane
You could exsanguinate someone in about five minutes with a well placed boba straw.
PerilousPiggiePie
AbsoluteFuckingWaffle
Today I learned a new word.
notme222
Is it "five"?
AyeAyeCaptainTightpants
No. It's "boba."
AbsoluteFuckingWaffle
What? Of course not. I'm not an idiot. It's "minutes".
EccentricNimoy
ex·san·gui·na·tion noun, MEDICINE. death by straw or the action of draining a person, animal, or organ of blood.
TomVeilTomVeil
The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems.
Acefowl
So...like a Hoover or some other brand?
iamthedoctorthisismytardis
A Shark
DenverPostironic
"See, morbid and creepifying, I've got no problem with, as long as you do it quiet-like.
TheDogEnd
It's 2082; there are very few of us left, and less hope. We've been hunted to extinction...Who knew Dyson were going to be the real Skynet..
GlassCannon570
Meanwhile, on the DysonNet Dyson Sphere…
imredheaded
The plastic covering these asian teas can be pretty tough to puncture, definitely requires a good amount of force
tatischief
I am super bad in putting straw in in these things I and love bubble tea, but I spill every-time.
BrokeMyFunnyBone
The easiest way I found is to place the pointy end against the plastic and hammer it in lightly with my other hand.
AyeAyeCaptainTightpants
Or (hear me out), OR you could place your thumb over the hole and it will puncture the film just fine.
BrokeMyFunnyBone
Nah, my way is still much easier.
Jramodarr
Why not peel it off??
TheMightyCock
It's heat sealed with nothing to grab onto
zanzaboonda
keeps it from spilling
Jramodarr
Only have to peel enough for the straw to get in...