If I had a nickel

Jan 30, 2019 6:31 AM

Jepalaudsadsin

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I live in the Bay Area, CA. If you say anything not far left here you're a pariah. It's ridiculous.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Critizise both and be called a Liberal!

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Or a republican who wants less govt.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Buying in to that partisan worldview looks tiring, and upsetting.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Strange times when socialists and libertarians are assumed to be the same group.

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Being neither is fine, but you still have to be something, if you can't come up with anything better, forgive me if I don't care.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

as long as you dont think both sides are equal live on

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Both sides are equal if you look through a dialectic perspective.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

My friends in the big city I live in think I'm a conservative because I have a few guns. Friends back home call me a libtard.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

/a/8gRzj5K

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Regardless of your views, I think Ben Carson said it best: we are no longer Americans, we are Republicans or Democrats. It is sad but true

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 5

The average citizen can be whatever they want. It's our government "overlords" who always gotta choose sides.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

While there's some truth to that, common citizens are just as guilty when it comes to drawing a line in the sand.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

It's extra fun when you do it and you're not from the US. They'll still condemn you despite the fact that you're neither.

7 years ago | Likes 108 Dislikes 6

Yep I have had happen alot

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lets build a wall around the internet and keep these non-1776 fellas out

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Any time I comment on american politics someone calls me a libtard

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Also mandatory "Get over it, you LOST!!!"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

The rest of the world is usually left of US politics, but according to some, everywhere else in the world are worse than the US in every way

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

*laughs in health insurance*

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I get this a lot across many topics. I find that people push you into a familiar straw man for them so they can attack you on that basis. 1/

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It then can cause confusion when you don't say or act in a way they expect - and this can cause confusion anger.It's really weird and not 2/

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

exactly the best demonstration of a lot of people's critical thinking skills - just tribalism and emotion. Oh for a more objective world.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Criticize libertarians, and they will use their government created and regulated internet connection, running on government standardized...

7 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 8

...power grid to use their government provided education to try to use "logic" to explain the government is useless.

7 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 8

The same internet the govt allows only monopolies to provide? And the same public education system widely considered failing?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 9

Downvotes and no rebuttals kinda proving the failing education part.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aren't Libertarians just Anarchists with snakes instead of A-symbol jackets?

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Originally, no. They used to be for small govt, but still big enough to protect the rights and freedoms of its people. Now? Probably.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So they're smart enough to know a system can be so big it has to fail, but still stupid enough to think they can singlehandedly run things?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

American politics are shit

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Politics are shit. Better off with a bunch of no personality button pushers (not that sort Donald) that focus on the job, not personal gain.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

whats wrong with dems? the universal health care or the love of net neutrality or are you a billionaire?

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

"Net neutrality" is a canard.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

From a European perspective : they are still neoliberal wolves in left clothings. But yeah, Healthcare good.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah and then you have the "moderate centrists" who do nothing but criticise democrats and have repeatedly defended everything about Trump.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 5

"independents" that always vote w/the empire are cowards that dont want to admit who they vote for because they know how awful they are

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

It's almost like a two-party system is the wrong way to go about politics...

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

*laughs in Collapsitarian

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I hate people who down-vote my comments

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This division game (on current level) is hurting America in so many ways.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

that damn Tom Clancy

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i joke i joke

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Number 1 threat to our nation IMHO.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ive been called both when im not even American haha

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 12

They had chance with John McAfee. He was crazy enough and intelligent enough that he could have gotten serious attention.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

libertarian ideals are garbage too. There will never be a "fair" free market and small government. Libertarians are delusional.

7 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 4

The "small govt = less oppression" idea is in utter denial of the political concept of power vacuums, others powers fill a govt power void.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

For example, if democratically accountable governments cede power over roads, then unaccountable corporations inevitably take control.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

libertarinaism is like communism, in an ideal world where people weren't shit it could work. but people are mostly shit

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Truth, when voting for GA governor the Libertarian candidate was nuts. Wasn't even remotely a choice.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Fun fact, Ron is a Libertarian.

7 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 17

Hence why he was used in the meme

7 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 5

And he's supposed to be a parody.

7 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 4

Is he tho

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 12

Yes

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Ron is. So there's that. Nick isn't. So there's that.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"While I admire the philosophy of the libertarian mindset, I think it's proven to be ineffectual in actual governance. So no, I'm not."

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

--Nick Offerman

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

No, he hates librarians

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Hence the downs

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

the dumbest ideology

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 10

FrEe MaRkEt WiLl FiX It. like companies have our best interests in mind. utterly stupid.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

They don't, but in order to get rich in a free market society you have to contribute with good products/services

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

or be corrupt and harm people but spend a little on PR spin / fake studies

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

That fact is not fun

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

I believe the US would be way better of if it was actually possible for more parties to have some power too.

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

It just isn't possible for only two parties to represent such a diverse country, imao

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The Founding Fathers warned against a 2 party system

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I fuckin hate everyone

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 6

ayyyy, same here. Except you, fellow Misanthrope, I don't hate you.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Thanks buddy

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No, not edgy. I think maybe a handful people care about the American people and are actively trying to help us. Fuck the rest

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would rather be called a democrat 365 days of the year then a republican, and im not even from the US.

7 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 13

you and every other illegal immigrant amirite LOL

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Another republican or at this point its more like republican't amirite LOL

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

huh? who is president?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's doing such a good job his most vocal fans like Ann Coulter is calling him bad. Goverment shutdown for the wall went well XD

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

have some more media bias. He is doing great and will continue to do so for 6 more years. You can thank billionaire coffee moguls for that

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm a Democrat, and I'd rather be called nothing. They are both gross labels now

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No matter what you do it’s always a

7 years ago | Likes 467 Dislikes 4

Well... It isn't rolling at least.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why do you have a gif of my guild's current raiding progression?

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

This is clearly a home brew dnd campaign where the party started to tame all of their enemies rather than kill them

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Quality dumpster fire, on behalf of most of the lurkers here, we're stealing this, we're not sorry, some of us might try to post this to FP

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't insult the dumpster

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MY HOUSE

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fire container!

7 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

No its an immolated box

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ehh, close enough

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

quick, someone get the fire distinguisher

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That’s one distinguished fire. Sure be a shame if someone extinguished it.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep, thats fire

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I don't identify with any specific political identity, but instead believe in policies that align with core beliefs of human compassion,

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

That obviously makes you a double traitor centrist! (sarcasm)

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

kindness, and help to those lacking means to achieve psychological and physical well-being. What do you call that?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Probably centre-left.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I'd call it a hell of a lot closer to one side than the other right now. That's what I'd call it.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 5

Found the partisan idiot.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 11

Which one? The one trying to let companies do anything they want, or the one wanting to eliminate all dissent and give government supreme -

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 10

- as authority to do anything it wants to anyone for any reason?

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 10

Being in the middle is fun, you can blame it on too many people partying.

7 years ago | Likes 394 Dislikes 21

That's what my boss, Slurms Mackenzie, is always doing.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like to think republicans are objectively worse what with them having active white supremists and almost no minorities elected

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

That is so ignorant I can't explain how wrong you are in 140 characters.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah but being middle road in politics is just hiding the fact that you're a horrible traitor to both sides. (sarcasm)

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'm in the middle. I'd like only a couple of kids to die in border tents. I'd prefer if poor people had less lead, but not none.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

To be fair that is what most people are told center parties / middle road mentalities are like.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

You’re doing centrism wrong. We need an equal number of Canadian children to die in tents. Balance.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm not a centrist though. I just think both parties are stupid and they're both playing the same game to fool all the sheep.

7 years ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 25

You must not be looking very hard then or paying attention over the past eight years.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 6

If you think that 'both sides' NEVER do anything good for you, then you're really not looking very hard.

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

Im not american but democrats have a ideology and purpose, social progressive programs ect. Republicans only seem to have vested interests

7 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 6

Democrats use social progressiveness to cover for the fact they are right leaning in every other way. Corporate shills all the same.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 6

Yup. If you don't know how subtle racists they are just ask yourself why they act like they OWN the black vote.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

i figure that they look at the republicans and say, no way they're gonna vote for the guys in white hoods, and we're their only other choice

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Both sides may have bad actors but if you can't see the one that is actively trying to dogwhistle people to fear while giving the rich 1/2

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Tax breaks and pushing away allied nations, you're the one who's stupid 2/2

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Equally stupid is if you can't see the one selling out to enemies and warmongering, for profit.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Buddy, year over year, Trump and Bush dropped more bombs than Obama did. I do not like war, but the Republicans are worse there too...

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

edgy af

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 7

If that is what you believe, then NOTHING will EVER CHANGE. If you don't understand how to REWARD GOOD BEHAVIOUR, you don't deserve it.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 6

Oddly enough, I have democratic/liberal ideals but I hate politicians in general no matter the side. Not really sure how to feel, myself.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hate getting called centrist too, I'm really liberal, but any criticism of my side gets me labeled as "nuance bro" and "le centrist".

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What do you believe in?

7 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Doritos Locos Tacos.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe he doesn’t.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Constructing false narratives to justify lack of political action, concern, and/or engagement.

7 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 10

Love after love

7 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

Aren't the lyrics "life after love?" Or am I missing a joke?

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Life was different before the 2000's. Unless you actually owned the album you really just guessed at what you were hearing as far as lyrics

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I believe in nothing Lebowski!!!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Anarchy

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dems and Republicans: HURR DURR LOOK AT THE CENTRIST

7 years ago | Likes 165 Dislikes 35

Centrists in America: Hurr durr I'm halfway between the far right party and the middle ground party everyone pretends is the left.

7 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 7

"everyone on the center is Hitler"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Consider the Lily ...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The funny part is that the Democrat party is centrist by European standards.

7 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 5

Einstein's theory of relativity is no joke.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd call it right-wing by Scandinavian standards.

7 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 2

Yeah, they line up with the centre-right party in my country. Voting for either of the main parties here makes me a lefty by US standards.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

It's a bit hard to compare details. Like the weapon policies. We just had an uproar in Denmark because they legalised pepper spray.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's because politics in America is a dick measuring competition where the goal is to have yours as far to your political side as possible

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

By what used to be americas standards to.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Hmm it’s almost like it’s an entirely separate entity with different philosophies on the purpose of government. Who would’ve thought?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

No.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, no, the US Democratic party is to the right of Theresa May.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, just both sides are wrong. They care more about their parties & corporate funders than the people they are supposed to be serving.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

One side is much more wrong than the other, though. Look at the voting patterns for net neutrality and climate change action, for example.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Nope... both are wrong... just in different ways.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

Both parties are not the same. Republicans are considerably worse than Democrats, it's not even a competition at this point.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

1/ In my experience, there's no such thing as "the centrist", in political terms. An individual? Sure. But, a cohesive group that could form

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

a powerful enough "party" or "movement" to threaten both the left and the right? Nope. Not gonna happen. Not today, anyway.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"XD look at the big brain on the enlightened centrist"

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Honest question, is "centrist" regarded as a derogatory term?

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Kind of, at least in the states I guess. Really depends if you consider yourself centrist or not.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It gets used as an insult, but someone using it as an insult is a pretty good warning sign that they're insane and can be safely ignored.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

I'm not a centrist though. I just think both parties are stupid and they're both playing the same game to fool all the sheep.

7 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 35

Neither am I, nor do I disagree. That just seems to be the reaction once they realize you’re not one or the other, at least for me.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 4

You are so damn right. I really hate people.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 5

Both sides are equally bad, is what republicans say when they get caught in the shrubbery with dicks in their mouth.

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

You're a cliche.

7 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 3

I don't both are stupid too but one is clearly worse than the other so my perspective sometimes has to shift back to the democrats where I

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

then go....right...you guys are like...65%...55% as...you guys are bad...even if the Republicans in power are way worse.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

i dont see centrists getting flamed its more the idiots that claim both sides are equal

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Nuanced views are far more preferable than false equivalency

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry, but trying to say that the democrats are the same as the republicans, with all the shit happening right now, is very partisan.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

So you're a centrist. It's like being an atheist, they are hard to recognize without a fedora and 'akchulally in every sentence.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 17

It's sorta like Republicans without maga hats and Democrats without thick glasses and colored hair. Aka normal people.

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 10

The normal people that make up a majority of the 60% of the country that doesn't vote.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 8

Hurry up and die grandpa. We wanna get started cleaning up your shit mess. You always try to help but end up screaming racial slurs instead.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You're 100% wrong. Nice assumption though.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

Imagine if you went to a football game and said both teams are stupid. Same deal basically

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 10

Not even close, nice try though

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 7

Except not at all. Football can only be played with 2 teams. Politics can work with so much more parties. And attendance is involuntary.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

A football game is something you go to yourself. Your political system is there whether you like it or not. Your metaphor is retarded.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

My point isn’t about the political system itself, only the people involved. And saying it’s not just 2 party system is you kidding yourself

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

I just think sports are dumb though, just another thing to distract people

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 6

So is the two party system... that’s my point

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I used to think sports were dumb. Then I realized that the quarter back was a wizard and the offensive live were tanks. Running Backs=DPS.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

(I'm not from america, know nothing about American Football but I think that's right....)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0