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He even put up his feathers like a stop sign.
Mar 17, 2019 3:36 AM
HorseHeadMonster
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He even put up his feathers like a stop sign.
whatifitwasnevertrue
FP here we go.
Boba3fett
Thanks bill, bill, bill how the kids, bill you’re a saint, billy my man!
Heavenissize17socks
THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION -turkey, probabaly.
imgurj17
Hens be like
bolognanipple
Hunters be like
Merovean
Fucker was in the Army is all... Prolly has a reflective belt somewhere on him too. Cause that's all ya need. USAF has same issues...
rakyl
Bet those other cars are practically stomping on their horn
4Outof5DentistsRecommend
They live in Litchfield, NH. They know the Turkeys cross the road there every morning, just pissed they couldn’t get ahead of it.
ThisIsWhyIDontTrustPeople
You're giving that turkey far too much credit. it was just too stupid to figure out where it was going so it just stopped. It's what they do
RelartOfGivia
Big pimpin
TheGreatWizpoo
Mofo will take on a car. He'll 100% lose which makes him even more alpha lol
pancakesinthesky
Nah. That turkey has seen some bollywood movies. You'll only think you ran him over. He's on the roof...and he's coming in!
Tellcerseiitwasme
Isn’t it turkey season?
HorseHeadMonster
No it's rabbit season.
justplainvanilla
This turkey is hogging the whole road
SeamusMCMXCVI
He’s a family man
BUDZ0
I don’t think they’re family...
ErectileFunction
He's tired of his bitches getting run over.
Mcknizzle
Me too man
Dontsteponthemomerathz
You can see him counting them as they strut by. “Ooooone bitch... two bitch.. three bitch..”
BUDZ0
caesargo
Nobody fucks with gators bitches
bobsvagenecatsdogsredheadscosplaypuffins
Established dominance.
Hellofromseattlewa
Smartest turkey I've seen. Normally those guys are pretty dull.
fuzznubbin
But, why did they cross the road?
parismaker
And why didn't they do it at the same time?
mcbotulism
To find out where the chicken went in such a damn hurry.
VibratingNipples
to get to the hunter on the other side
WellAckchually
Cuz it was almost hunting season on the first side. Turkeys round here all migrate to the city for hunting season.
ZhuliQC
Oh c'est la grosse dinde nouère, elle va chier sur mon coach!!!!
woodjoiner
Just keeping his harem safe.
Otakuholic
not all of those are females
GarrettStopMotion
Did I stutter?
Otakuholic
its a trap
JonWallace1985
I grew up in PA, these assholes will run full speed to get ahead of your car then stroll their fat asses across the road at 1mph.
lefty3657
That's the silverback turkey. He's the pack leader. Needs to protect his flock
celebradee05
Good guy Turkey
DocJungleRot
Hell hath no fury like a mildly miffed gobbler.
thisisausernamelikeanyothersbutthisonesmellsweird
Why did the turkey cross the road?
ilovebees
This is pretty accurate for New Hampshire.
Rydaer
Derry sounding off - Everyfrickenwhere. One of my friends had their car attacked by a squad.
taciturnpachyderm
Sunapee here. Damn near daily occurrence on my dirt road lol.
4Outof5DentistsRecommend
Goffstown checking in, Ab-so-Fucking-loutely! LOL
jattou
Hillsborough checking in, I have a flock of maybe 30 turkeys that visit my yard daily.
fredhoffman1968
he needs one of those orange crossing guard belt
gamesthatiplay
Pimp conducting his hoe train.
Firezel
I love how everyone stopped as though this was the normal thing to do.
TooMuchPandas
This is some fucked up evolution/adaptation we see here
TooMuchPandas
That is a trait that will survive MUCH better than the lackthereof
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Mizznimal
behaviors can be genetic so it all depends on that. If this was an idea the turkey learned, it will not be passed down.
IFoundOutThatYouCanHave63CharactersOntheUsernameHowCoolIsThat
Behaviours are also passed down to next generations. This can also be seen through transgenerational traits. More observable in humans...
IFoundOutThatYouCanHave63CharactersOntheUsernameHowCoolIsThat
are transgenerational losses and culture.
Ulthirm
He's probably learned that increasing his size, combined with a possible set of colors he has specifically is stopping the vehicles, similar
Ulthirm
to what an animal might discover with a predator.
hotdiewheels4
back in the old days seeing wild turkeys was a rare event....some things up.
MisanthropicAnthropoid
We see them all year long on Mass south shore. Just another bird these days.
MPinky
I've seen about a dozen around where I live and another handful near my work.
iguessihaveto
Same here in upstate New York w bald eagles! I only ever saw 1 wild one as a kid and traffic stopped to watch it. I've seen 5 since this Jan
iguessihaveto
Just flying near the highway where it runs along the Mohawk.
goflyblind
the liquor store finally ordered the right number of bottles.
positiveleroy
You can’t swing a dead cat by the tail without hitting a few turkeys in New Hampshire. We’re rife with the little bastards.
kjb72
Same as here in Southern Ontario.
thebirdbiologist
Conservation efforts, yo.
regalregina
Last year especially was prime condition for a huge influx in wild turkey population - lots to feed on and easier to flourish
BUDZ0
I mean, they mainly stay in the woods... Shit I’ve seen em walking through downtown St. Louis... Go deer hunting, you’ll see em all the time
BUDZ0
Ahhh this is in CT, ya idk about up there
fpsnoob
They got reintroduced in Staten Island, NY while having no predators. Of course their numbers went out of control.
MechanizedAttackPidgeon
Turkey dinner duh I'm sure they arent THAT mean...
SciencePetsComputers
Be the predator.
AmActuallyACat
I live on SI and they hang out by my house and I hate them.
Gribblecillin
They reintroduced them into the area about 40 years ago. 40 years of fucking gets you a lot of birds.
nole
I’ve only been fucking for 7 years...when do I start getting the birds?
YaBoyJohnorrhea
In 33 years
shahbrahdaman
When you stop being so gay.
Davincimode
is the a minimum gay you can be? Asking for a friend
YaBoyJohnorrhea
Three. Three gay is the minimum. Eight gay max.
UglyHorribleGrouchyOldMan
You should be worried, they've been witnessed using a roadkill cat to attempt summoning a demon...
justoneofmany
Aww, is that one of their fallen brethren?
UglyHorribleGrouchyOldMan
No, that's a dead cat.
justoneofmany
Still sad and definitely stranger
lariskyme1
Actually I think they're thanking the demon for getting rid of that pesky cat. Tired of the cat messing with and killing their kin.
UglyHorribleGrouchyOldMan
I haven't seen too many domestic felines able to take on a wild turkey.
lariskyme1
If they're willing to take on a bear or 3 big dogs at a time, I don't think that they are afraid of much. The turkeys are just as crazy!
UglyHorribleGrouchyOldMan
I turkey hunt almost every year, I'm always leery of approaching a "kill" until I'm sure that "shot=kill". I have a 6"L scar due to one.