Aug 8, 2021 2:29 PM
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snooch2thegouch
ImprovedLoungewear
They're 'holosuites,' you uncultured swine. It's where O'Brien and Bashir go white water rafting and battle at the Alamo.
FrostyRaptor
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TheDandyMan0
Don't forget fighting the battle of Britain with your best friend miles
Voric13
Rule of acquisition #109: Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.
aflarge
Riker definitely skips work to jerk off in the holodeck after encountering the "perfect mate" psychic metamorph chick.
He even tells them. "Bridge, this is Riker. If anyone needs me.. I'll be in holodeck 3.."
LollipopKid
If you jizz in a holodeck, is it still there when you end the program?
dart223
Tassyr
I mean, let's be honest. This is TOTALLY what we'd do with 'em. Also if you think that's bad, some of the novels are even more in your face.
TheobromineAddict
Holodecks were either invented for porn, or all improvements and upgrades are driven by the desire for better porn.
Oh true, it's just that in one of the DS9 novels one of the favorite Cardassian programs is "Bajoran Slave Girls" and involves whips.
ajchafe
Here's something you might enjoy from the old days of the internet https://www.somethingawful.com/news/blue-stripe-life-4/
redfivve
You don't need a squeegee when you have Rom to wipe down the loads.
Filanwizard
I sure hope that the 24th century has not forgotten how to make bleach and power washers, holodeck better have floor drains too.
"Sorry captain, notice from housekeeping. your holodeck will be a bit delayed, Riker was just in here and we have to power wash it"
askmeaboutmyhiddenuploads
TCGView
All the semen left in the holodecks gets recycled. I'm not kidding.
destinoz
In voyager the doctor lectures a Vulcan experiencing the pon farr on his people’s attitudes towards sex and insists he fuck on the holodeck.
DrForester
EnlightenmentSatori
Audio?
maskedrabbit
Zeterai
Bojovnik84
KilgoreTrout81
I have but one upvote to give... But honor demands you receive thousands!
Imademyselfsquirtle
Reminds me of the scene in Scary Movie... All you need is a paper bag.
SupposablyPersnickity
Holodeck door encryption code 1000101.
28dayslaterwasawarning
I though it was 5318008
breakingthorns
Nice.
NauticalDisaster
Nice
69 in Binary?
Atomic2
Yep, 64 +4 + 1
JCDenton10
UncleRat
NGen was a military use of the technology, DS9 was a commercial application. They both should have used it as a mental health tool.
FluffyTheMad
DS9 did so with Nog and several others- they used Vic as a therapist a lot.
Tbone1
DS9 did with Garak and his claustrophobia. Didn’t work, but at least they tried.
Aaronb1138
Sex in a judgement free zone and without having to compromise yourself to get it sounds pretty fucking therapeutic. Huge chunk of current
toxicity stems directly from a lack of safe sexual outlets, with compromising with dating shit people being at the top of the list, followed
by none at all. I'm sure compromise free sex is right after money in what therapists think would improve mental health for most overnight.
Shenaniganorama
TNG they did, an episode even touched on its overuse as a coping mechanism. Voyager was far more militaristic in the holodeck, Alien Nazis.
The TNG story was about self-diagnosis and self-prescription. Actually, what it showed was how bad a therapist Deanna Troi was.
Not surprising at all. Most fictional doctors are, in fact, terrible doctors.
My favorite SciFi medical fails are when they lose the mother in childbirth but can whip through space faster than the speed of light.
MadCat221
Lower Decks makes no pretenses about it either... and adds the added (un)attraction of holodeck biofilters needing cleaning.
InappropriateElephant
what tickles me about that is the thought that some where an engineer had to design a holodeck fuck filter
Bmxtucker
This is the far future, I doubt they had to do it by hand and either way the moisture would have been harvested for water anyway.
2674E6J
The Spice channel must flow.
IconicM
In the show they had to do it by hand. But yeah, of you have transporter technology why would you ever need to clean? Just beam the filth
into space!
amityvilletoaster
You risk an avenue 5 situation, but also loss of matter. Waste would need to be recycled via plants
Beaming is converting matter into energy. Could just do that first part and direct the energy into the batteries rather than rematerialize.
4vie
Avenue 5?
snooch2thegouch
ImprovedLoungewear
They're 'holosuites,' you uncultured swine. It's where O'Brien and Bashir go white water rafting and battle at the Alamo.
FrostyRaptor
TheDandyMan0
Don't forget fighting the battle of Britain with your best friend miles
Voric13
Rule of acquisition #109: Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.
aflarge
Riker definitely skips work to jerk off in the holodeck after encountering the "perfect mate" psychic metamorph chick.
aflarge
He even tells them. "Bridge, this is Riker. If anyone needs me.. I'll be in holodeck 3.."
LollipopKid
If you jizz in a holodeck, is it still there when you end the program?
dart223
Tassyr
I mean, let's be honest. This is TOTALLY what we'd do with 'em. Also if you think that's bad, some of the novels are even more in your face.
TheobromineAddict
Holodecks were either invented for porn, or all improvements and upgrades are driven by the desire for better porn.
Tassyr
Oh true, it's just that in one of the DS9 novels one of the favorite Cardassian programs is "Bajoran Slave Girls" and involves whips.
ajchafe
Here's something you might enjoy from the old days of the internet https://www.somethingawful.com/news/blue-stripe-life-4/
redfivve
You don't need a squeegee when you have Rom to wipe down the loads.
Filanwizard
I sure hope that the 24th century has not forgotten how to make bleach and power washers, holodeck better have floor drains too.
Filanwizard
"Sorry captain, notice from housekeeping. your holodeck will be a bit delayed, Riker was just in here and we have to power wash it"
askmeaboutmyhiddenuploads
TCGView
All the semen left in the holodecks gets recycled. I'm not kidding.
destinoz
In voyager the doctor lectures a Vulcan experiencing the pon farr on his people’s attitudes towards sex and insists he fuck on the holodeck.
DrForester
EnlightenmentSatori
Audio?
maskedrabbit
Zeterai
Bojovnik84
KilgoreTrout81
I have but one upvote to give... But honor demands you receive thousands!
Imademyselfsquirtle
Reminds me of the scene in Scary Movie... All you need is a paper bag.
SupposablyPersnickity
Holodeck door encryption code 1000101.
28dayslaterwasawarning
I though it was 5318008
breakingthorns
Nice.
NauticalDisaster
Nice
EnlightenmentSatori
69 in Binary?
Atomic2
Yep, 64 +4 + 1
JCDenton10
Nice.
UncleRat
NGen was a military use of the technology, DS9 was a commercial application. They both should have used it as a mental health tool.
FluffyTheMad
DS9 did so with Nog and several others- they used Vic as a therapist a lot.
Tbone1
DS9 did with Garak and his claustrophobia. Didn’t work, but at least they tried.
Aaronb1138
Sex in a judgement free zone and without having to compromise yourself to get it sounds pretty fucking therapeutic. Huge chunk of current
Aaronb1138
toxicity stems directly from a lack of safe sexual outlets, with compromising with dating shit people being at the top of the list, followed
Aaronb1138
by none at all. I'm sure compromise free sex is right after money in what therapists think would improve mental health for most overnight.
Shenaniganorama
TNG they did, an episode even touched on its overuse as a coping mechanism. Voyager was far more militaristic in the holodeck, Alien Nazis.
UncleRat
The TNG story was about self-diagnosis and self-prescription. Actually, what it showed was how bad a therapist Deanna Troi was.
Shenaniganorama
Not surprising at all. Most fictional doctors are, in fact, terrible doctors.
UncleRat
My favorite SciFi medical fails are when they lose the mother in childbirth but can whip through space faster than the speed of light.
MadCat221
Lower Decks makes no pretenses about it either... and adds the added (un)attraction of holodeck biofilters needing cleaning.
InappropriateElephant
what tickles me about that is the thought that some where an engineer had to design a holodeck fuck filter
Bmxtucker
This is the far future, I doubt they had to do it by hand and either way the moisture would have been harvested for water anyway.
2674E6J
The Spice channel must flow.
IconicM
In the show they had to do it by hand. But yeah, of you have transporter technology why would you ever need to clean? Just beam the filth
IconicM
into space!
amityvilletoaster
You risk an avenue 5 situation, but also loss of matter. Waste would need to be recycled via plants
IconicM
Beaming is converting matter into energy. Could just do that first part and direct the energy into the batteries rather than rematerialize.
4vie
Avenue 5?