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oblimo
What the bill actually gives Israel is bad enough without the hyperbole.
dbsweeney
Whats wrong with subtle subtitles?
Toqom
No, this is happening because Israel ran the Epstein operation and is blackmailing most of our leaders because so.many of them are pedophiles like Trump
Poppypoppoppop
3 .minutes of comedy, I didn't laugh one bit. Oh no don't get me wrong, he is funny. But that truth is just devastating
OldNternetWizard43
They just got me blocked on Reddit again
I have like 30 accounts, but it's still annoying to watch them try to shut me up instead of just giving me housing and an income and an irrevocable passport, just because theyve attacked me from birth
HandoB4Javert
pomax
Jesus christ, you know how subtitles are there to give you time to read what's being said? Someone didn't get the fucking memo.
Bundalicious
Seems fitting
fnansen
At 11:21 EST, 167 upvotes and 20 down votes.....good morning Israel
kaijuuGold
lets deauthorize israeli zionist
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
implosion3
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Huor
It’s amazing how many people believe this is true.
NoGameImpact
cannot watch because of these trash subtitles
Someshithead241
How the actual fuck are you morons STILL in the "call your senator and hope the corrupt politician will help you for the first time in their god damn life" phase? HOW?! How have you not figured out yet that doesn't fucking work!
MeestowKitty
We've been conditioned for the past 50 years or so that direct action resolves nothing and just "gives the other side the justification." For what, I'm not sure. Given that everything I've been warned they will do if we respond with action, they've already done, or are doing.
billiebitkiller
Yeah, calling my Senator...well it *was* Lindsay Graham, I guess now it's his random sister that I didn't know existed? But even before he died it was useless.
SquiddelyDooDoodlyDoo
Because, it turns out, peace loving people normally trusting of a good government with empathy and respect being core tenets of their personalities and morals
Aren't willing to storm official government buildings and take them over by force, especially when knowing that the nutjob maga's will treat them like domestic terrorists and start opening fire on anything and anyone left of center.
Someshithead241
So what will you do until you finally get a good government with empathy and respect being core tenants of their personalities and morals, instead of the one you have now?
SquiddelyDooDoodlyDoo
I'm not from the U.S. I'm just pointing out people that want a peaceful existence aren't violent people, defensively or offensively.
People will survive, and prosecute through the proper systems.
Someshithead241
Until the proper systems fail, which they always do repeatedly.
Those types of people aren't peaceful. They are pushovers. The type of person you could punch in the face and they'd apologise for dirtying your knuckles with their blood.
SquiddelyDooDoodlyDoo
They already have failed. That's why America is in their mess.
And it's a little pathetic honestly to try and paint them in a bar light for not being vile bastards like republicans are. Such a weird sentiment.
Haemaelaeinen
They just love getting their ass penetrated by the government and big companies.
nero4ty2
It’s horrifying because it’s true
Huor
NO IT’S NOT
Mediathug
The NDAA’s Section 219 is not a true “merging of militaries”; it is a proposal to deepen U.S.-Israel defense technology cooperation through coordination on research, development, testing, procurement, supply chains, and related programs, while leaving command authority and acquisition decisions with the U.S. Pentagon. Critics describe it as integration that could become hard to unwind, but even supporters say it does not create joint command or transfer decision-making power to Israel.
YET.
LonelyHumanBoy
But it does mean Israel can effectively have all our technology and intel without question, which is a dangerous precedent to have simply on the merit of them using it as a weapon against their political opponents here. Imagine the Israeli Intelligence forces looking at your social media (that the US is spying on) and deciding you're a threat to their "national security" and then requesting the US government to "deal with you" on their behalf. It is a trojan horse for political suppression.
Mediathug
Yes, this is true. But it can get worse, fuck it probably will.
RetrogradeLlama
Stop reposting this propaganda.
jtwood
Hilarious! You forgot the /s, but I know you meant it, so I'm laughing as intended.
onlytwomoreyears
How is it propaganda?
freshthrowaway1138
Propaganda: the spreading of ideas, information, or rumors for the purpose of helping or injuring an institution, a cause, or a person
wouldClimbForCash
Propaganda can be true.
RetrogradeLlama
Is an intentional misinterpretation of what's in the Bill.
noReallyIamPrincessBob
How do you interpret it then?
GenerallyLurkInBed
Please explain, I’m genuinely curious
justheretocommentonce
Crickets....