Attempted Swallow by a Sperm Whale

Jul 24, 2026 4:56 AM

Ralimione

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Where is momma and the rest of the pod? Teleporter to standby!

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jonah, I presume?

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"You won't believe, a whale just wanted to swallow my sperm!
- What?
- Er no, a sperm whale wanted to swallow me!

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

“I’ll end you Captain Ahab!”

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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Are we still doing “phrasing”

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

if not food why food shaped

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

From hell’s heart, I boop at thee!

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Looks like he’s playing to me. Like that picture of the laughing beluga.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The full video is worth a watch! Just google "Sperm Swallow Video"

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Looks like it's just playing, as far as I know there aren't any records of sperm whales attacking humans except retaliation on whalers.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yes, but that may be because no attacks have taken place....OR because the whale killed all witnesses.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In Soviet Russia, sperm swallows you!

1 week ago | Likes 155 Dislikes 5

Beat me to it, lol

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Damn, that's good!

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Goddammit, beat me to it. Take your damn upvote.

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1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Well, maybe if you weren't just floating there looking like a snacc......

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Movie Whalefall unlocked a new fear here - https://youtu.be/67ho3OxCmmM?si=WuXj_5nEQRxkVGa_

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

I know people find that trailer scary, to me it's too implausible to instill fear. A fully grown spermwhale is not likely to eat a human or swallow one whole (they also hunt at much deeper depths than we dive). Their throats are barely 2 feet/60 cm wide, so that makes it extremely unlikely to swallow a personwhole WITH with an airtank as in the movie. It would at the very least try to rip you into better bite-size pieces to avoid the risk of choking on our shoulders + airtank.

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I didn't say YOU can't enjoy it or find it scary. The book/movie is/might be great, and you're welcome to enjoy it! It was more so to those who express fear and are terrified of going into the sea in case a spermwhale will snack them up, especially after seeing that movie trailer.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Big silly water puppy trying to nibble ya is all

1 week ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 2

Yeah it gives off baby elephant vibes lol.

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Is baby.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

big bebe

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Diver is rubber pool toy.

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yo dawg, I heard you liked reels, so I gave you a headcam and a handcam so you can film while you film.

1 week ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

A friend of my, an avid amateur photographer, said that the handheld equipment worth thousands he carries around in his bag when hiking are for beautifully composed photos with loads of effort and love. The cheap action camera on his head is for when a bear or some such refuses to pose and they have an artistic conflict resulting in him swiftly vacating the area.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fair point.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cool story bro!

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hardcore porn this.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Awww it’s just a curious baby

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Always upvote Mastodon.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fitting that i just got a Mastodon t shirt today

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

An ancient meme arises.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just a playful lil guy. Anyway, Whalefall, in theatres October 2026.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Has anyone else seen the whole season of Mrs. Davis? Cuz that's right outta that show. Wow.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Amateur...

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Y'all ever read the book Whalefall?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

terrifying to think what could happen if that was an adult

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

even the little one can hold your arm in his mouth and dive 3 kilometers with you. and wonder down there , why you dont move any longer

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

At that point you have to immediately stop running away from God's plan and agree to be a prophet.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jonah and the Whale

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Ooooh.
Hey fun fact, did you know that if you die while reading the bible, you die in real life?

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There is a movie trailer about exactly that!!

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

https://youtu.be/NNCl_AQYKxg?is=VQk0LJXOSbzr04V2 I’m surprised not to see it yet. Maybe I haven’t scrolled thru enough comments yet.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Whale: “here’s a switch! Specs gonna swallow you!

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that is just a baby one its just trying to figure out what the strange two finned fish was

1 week ago | Likes 356 Dislikes 0

I was wondering why he didn’t have any teeth.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

“My food is problematic” - Whale to Mommy Whale

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That baby's mouth is all gums! The way their calves feed, it's possible this one thought the diver was a milk chunk

1 week ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Even still I'd be worried it'd be able to latch on and descend a few hundred feet in a matter of moments. The diver definitely would not survive that.

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

There's a movie about that

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

You mingle with squid, you get the monch...

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The trailer is 5 minutes of straight of muffled underwater scuba screaming/yelling as a guy literally gets swelled by a whale. Wouldn’t the stomach acid hurt him?

In the book the whale ends up dying so, screw that

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The trailer was 5 minutes of me going "fuck that" and "there's a reason I won't go in the sea"

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The trailer annoys me (had to sit through it multiple times) but at the same time I strongly respect the commitment to the premise. No dialog, and the escalation of events as the divers situation gets worse. You keep thinking SURELY he won’t get swallowed, or if he did surely his story won’t continue in there alive, and yet.

Very easy to picture a producer or editor (it was a book first) saying “what? You can’t do that, that won’t work.” And authors saying o yea?
But I still hate it.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just a little guy wanting to play. They get much much bigger

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And when they sleep they turn into nightmares

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They're also big brained, according to the name.

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The human in the video might be 13 feet tall IMO

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6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

With teeth

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's quite a bit of sexual dimorphism in sperm whales. The females are only half the size of the males when fully grown, so could either be a female or a young male I think.

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

That's an exaggeration.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sperm_whale#External_appearance

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 7

Um, might want to take another look at your link, bud.

Male - 45 to
Female - 15 ton

If I remember basic division, that's "less than half"

1 week ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

You know fully well that "size" doesn't refer to mass. If I ask you what size you are, you are not going to tell me your weight. Not going to argue against bad faith, though.

Male - 16 metres (52 ft)
Female - 11 metres (36 ft)

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 9

Didn't say length, bud. Size is mass.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

TIL that 'plus size' is actually a term to describe a very tall person in modern day. Who would have thought. /s

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You forgot for a minute there that you dont buy clothes by length, didnt you?

If you see a 400 pound guy that's 5'10" standing next to guy that's 200 lbs and 5'10", are they the same size?

Don't be so sure you're always right that you dismiss anything you dont agree with as bad faith, maybe you'll learn things. ❤️

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