Srajo101
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Jan 11, 2021 9:40 PM
Srajo101
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artificialitellsomegents
Electric personality
NeverEnoughFoxes
This is the problem with always being positive...
lolzpanda
He was too polarized.
NapoleonDynOmite
Way two yuos thee proper too
BennyBean1
"Screw that guy in particular" - God, probably
ConstantlyonYoBack
If you stare at that long enough the two pictures merge and it looks like a lightning ghost.
chabria
damn can't unsee that now.
GratuaCuun
S-s-s-six-six-six-six-six-six-sixty-sixty-six times. In-n-n-n-n-n-n-In-n-n-n-n-n-n-In-n-n-n-n-n-n the head!
GENERALDISCOMFORT
Thats what I was looking for! Great outdoors!
GratuaCuun
spookysexyskeleton
how do you know that a grave struck lightning?
HaroldLoveggs
He must have been an incredibly grounded individual.
TitanBorneKing
Jesus: Dad...do you need to talk? God: Just...fuck that guy.
redditmcredditface
was the horse ok?
commentsivehadafew
...his reanimated body rose from the grave and he live happily for another four years, at which time he was hit by a falling anvil.
sardonislamir
If we learned anything from Dr. Frankenstein's monster, he's probably kicking in that grave with that last strike.
ThankYouForYourTime
It sounds like Hephaestus got called in to finish the job then
Mimsey
As is tradition. Everyone turns to the forgemaster, the smith, the engineer, when all other options are exhausted.
Mimsey
"Make us some new tool or trinket to solve all of our problems. For we lack the ingenuity to solve them ourselves."
ActuallyAPirate
And then stuck by lightning
chabria
ACME brand anvils ?
Sadface42
Thor and Zeus*
AdonesMr
Supercharger
CaptainRuse
“And stay down” - God
dman1103
His issue was he was just too grounded.
Walmartstallwithnolock
Calm down, Jesus. Do I look fucking puerto rican to you? He said
tracereading
To make it really symmetrical he shoulda died in 1938.
angrytaco
He had the wrong career. Should have been a conductor
LordofSandvich
Conductor in the Thunderdome
Snark42
I bet he would have been a rich conductor..... ;)
RandomlyAppointedNSAAgent
@ExtraUpvote
ExtraUpvote
+1'd!
kristorial
I mean, it sounds like he was... +1
ThicclikePaulBunyan
Outstanding personality, he was an electrifying man!
Hothemegapode8
My only regret is I only have one to give +1
AGiantFan
@ExtraUpvote
iggypoptart66
Gold I tell you, pure gold
MightyZephyr
betrothedtobacon
Parents should have named him Rod
theartofmath
I think he was.
jennym123
draxiom
He was too negative to hold the job
Claridence
Fuck you. :)
AsaCanadianIagreeandIamsorry
AMagicianWasDrivingDownTheRoadThenHeTurnedIntoADriveway
SirDawby
Fitting GIF
jakrabid
I literally heard “badum tss” while I read that. +1
DickVergaman
But he resisted his destiny, and got burned.
Burdturgler
Afterlife 2. Electric boogaloo
Skizmo
ohheywhatsup
The Scott Sterling of lighting
Goldenbeer
I've been indirectly struck (I think that's right) twice. Once through a phone and once while standing on a tree root.
Talon83
Thor: and FUCK that guy in particular
footfinger
DarkHollowDulcimers
Shame - he had a lot of potential.
globalt38
He led a life that was not well grounded
chabria
Resistance to the truth.
dabbycats
God was really pissed ? at him or their was a lot of metal in his blood ?
xmaneds
This was due to Walter Summerford's diet consisting almost exclusively of Iron. At the time of his death, his body was 26% Iron (38 pounds)
SaintCody
"Im 40% iron!" That guy, probably
Slash0mega
Call out internet bull crap!
maskedrabbit
LonelyHumanBoy
I miss the old Sci Fi and its logo
BlackShadowX
xmaneds
yeah you totally got me
binaryspike
... source?
chabria
red meat, liver, dark green veggies,
KLUSTENATOR
And a nice chianti
xmaneds
oh i just made that up, it's complete bullshit. Have a nice day
FuzzyNutSak
Bwahahaha ah
Emjayen
KevorkianScarf
dabbycats
I was thinking ? that would make sense
binaryspike
*whew* I thought I was going to have to recalculate how much blood it took to forge a blade from blood.
Nippledeepinahorse
MrNardtastic
I never thought to force feed them spinach & greens or just iron supplements b4 draining them. This. This will save several lives & me time
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
JellyButtSugarPants
Tried to scroll through all the puns to see if anyone had a real answer as to why something like that would happen. No luck...
Lostchild12
I've been through 3 tornados - trees blown down, roofs blown off all around me. Hope another one doesn't mess up my funeral.
Mavgurian
Even godly powers have a cooldown.
QuartzPoker
If you spend a lot of time outdoors you are more likely to get struck than the average person. Just like how surfers are more likely to 1/
QuartzPoker
Get bit by sharks than hikers. Constant exposure to risk increases your overall risk.
thinkstopthink
Thor, Zeus, or Jesus. Take you pick of mythical gods. In the future, we will find Christianity as preposterous as we find the Greek gods now
Hurch
Probably. Maybe. How long are we talkin' here? A hundred years?...A thousand years?
thinkstopthink
Fuck. I don't know.
skadalajara
As a devotee of Apollo, I find this particularly offensive! You owe me an apology!
thinkstopthink
Haha! I'm sorry!
Monkeynutsjoe
The Greek Gods are already a hell of a lot more relatable; at least they all had personality flaws we can identify with.
thinkstopthink
Oh yeah. Reflection of humanity.
Monkeynutsjoe
I mean, they were a colossal bag of dicks, every one of them. But at least pride, envy, spite... all relatable emotions.
thinkstopthink
Absolutely.
macdogjake24
This guy was the first grammer nazi. God was trying to give him a chance to get a life. But they are too dumb to take a hint.
chabria
You mean this Grammar nazi? https://hollowverse.com/kelsey-grammar/
macdogjake24
Oh ?. Don't think (if you really read that ) he's what I would call a Nazi . Fyi I'm very tolerant of most people but think I will mute you
sentientwookiee
My friend wants to know if you've got a source for background on this gent?
macdogjake24
I have not. he just looks like a filthy grammer nazi. ?
sentientwookiee
icarusbird02
I have a feeling you're doing it on purpose...but there's no 'e' in "grammar". I know I fell for the troll, but I don't care.
macdogjake24
Nope I didn't I just don't care
GanjaPlanet
A comma and a period didn’t care they weren’t invited to your sentence.
macdogjake24
How do you know they were not invited and when they arrived were knocked on the head and planted in hole in backyard. ?
GanjaPlanet
Lol
WhichIsIt
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