Oct 9, 2020 4:13 PM
cyan1618
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ChaneDawg
Monkey fist?
charlrPlayer
MOAR THIS! Less political weenie wagging, please
pazuzu
Senddankmemeshere
Instructions unclear, dick is stuck in the ignition.
jackaleelee
Obligatory...
ThatsTheWayItGoes
Thank you
afambelafonte
Also anytime you need to add a new key to it
thatguywhohasnoname
This took like 5 seconds
Euchre
30. Sooooo looonnnggg... (Welcome to the snapchat/vine/tik-tok generation)
CoronaVlrus
CinnamoroII
That's a lot of effort when I could just tangle in a bunch of knots until I have an unholy knot that can never be untied!
thejohe
But why though
ConstantlyonYoBack
That key won't be falling off the string anytime soon.
Articate
...so what? Can still lose the whole thing
StapMeVittles
Why knot?
Madv1lla1n
Thanks, I've been looking for a better way to deal with excess foreskin...
Theslipofashipcansinkalip
Pull it behind your ass and up your back to create a fashionable hoodie.
ransov
Sheep shears
FlyingButtPliers
Teething puppy?
seriouslyprobableimminentlypossible
Wanna eat that rope.
Munchman347
Monkey Nuts...
ballsoutflyer
Brings back memories. I made a humongous knot with half inch line in cadets years ago that was big enough to work as a place-mat.
D4rkLigh7
volunteervancouver
itscaecilia
I loved this scene so much.
JuicyShaqMeat
Oh bother...
deadmemesociety
i can make them into a flower
DeanGulberri1
For some reason I was expecting dickbutt towards the end
sieg443130
I have never seen that knot
Wishbone10
Whippings lashings and other knotty things.
fryturama
I cannot
Isi151e
I'm a frayed knot
FreshAirInspector
I am unable to can.
ScarecrowSticks
ConsumingHate
Was hoping that would show up in the comments
Funny enough that's the only .png I saved from that scene
northernmt
I cannot knot, knots.
OxygenTheif
You cannot not knot now?
Quagmiregiggitygiggitygoo
Duly knotted!
Fhant
If knot now, how about tomorrow, can you fill me in then?
Travelcedric
Diamond knot
MuffinBuffer
Monkey fist
alloftheotherusernamesaretaken
interesting butt plug
Bittimus
they do bondage
Wasnbo
Alexander the Great with a big knife: That's cute, but I think I can loosen that pretty quick.
MichaelMcShwanagan
On a scale from 1-100, how necessary is this ?
5/7
BoobyTraps
Monkey Fist.
ChopDaffodil
Still lost my keys
JackieTreehornProductions
But can you tie a sheep shank?
Or a one handed bowline?
GR3655
I learnt it out of curiosity last week, I can't see a practical use with modern slippy rope, interesting test though.
It was a line from Jaws but congrats- it sounds like a difficult knot.
Ah apologies, I've not seen jaws.
ThankYouForYourTime
Sailors are magical people.
earthymalt
Knot so!
BrownEyedAsh
My dad is this big intimidating guy and yet he could make these incredibly beautiful knots. It was so fascinating to me.
Tell your dad I said hi.
girlfartjapan
They travel at a rate of knots!
Hexxxxxxxxx
More likely a kinky person like me.
TheBailingSailor
Fair point, first trick I learnt on a ship was how to make handcuffs with a bit of rope
MaintenanceGuyHere
I was a sailor, then I sobered up
HandoB4Javert
Bondulance key.
Nocan
It was learn this or drown
thatwoodguy
No just had lots of hours on their hands, no women or alcohol. Source: My Dad worked the boats
They have nothing but time
theManGodFears
I am a sailor and cannot tie knots (bend and hitches officially). Cant tie knots tie lots! Line handlers hate me...
cookiedough132
Obviously an engineer..?
Got me... electrical as it happens. Not a fan of seamanship.
As a sailor, no we arnt... We just get bord... Like alot
You “e” key is malfunctioning
TheBrockYouKnow
Yor “r” key is malfnctioning
sackvegas
Somehing wrong wih your ‘u’ key
epaandersson1337
What abut your t?
candyappletesticles
Howdy from a Marine Engineer!
TheRicM
They even measure things in knots
Idriveboats
Anything but the metric system
DoctorBaboon42
A trait they share with furries.
Just speed/distance. We go down to cables when talking visual range
thewalkinged
Oh yes, there's just something about salty sea men.
BigDickJesus
I first went to sailor moon but that's a better joke
FukStix
That's what she said
koops
#proudboys
You spelled it wrong?
Would you like to discuss the possibility that pirates invented bondage?
WeezyHolmes
It would knot surprise me!
All I got is they whipped people who were tied to a post and I think sex happens on ships out at sea for months.
PunsExceptTheyAreAFewHoursLate
*wood - them pirates liked their pegs
This knot is called a monkeys fist, usually a lot bigger. As use it as a messenger line to get out big lines ashore to the dock
Only the first sentence made sense to me but I trust your sailors mouth
captainawesome9000
That’s not a monkeys fist.
FeelTheMightyCrotch
I have a medical condition that doesnt allow me
DonKeydic
Frayed knot
WeeemRCB
I have the same thing. Have you tried
SilveringArt
Certain antidepressants make it more difficult to knot
WonderfunkJones
Henceforth I am unable to can
guywithwifi
No I'm doesn't
awesomecats
to poop without
soromon
first contacting my
LevonsRealm
Local state bureau regarding appeals for my
Jesssmash
Enormously sized
xPaird
mom cause she doesn't fit in
Vegonbrei
So you cannot knot?
FNH8U2
Frayed not.
SeanWick
Could you knot...?
siyuri1641
SharingTheJoy
Who's there?
realpersonjacob
Dad
AtlasLongjaw
Sheriff of Nottingham!
spilledpups
I feel like where the same person. It’s like we finish each other’s s...andiwches.
We are*
Well it would take some good time yo finish each others.....samiches
P0G0THECL0WN
To post full comments on my
RoodKontjeAapje
Sphincter
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
penis
youdungoofed666
God damn I love your username Ricky!
HannibalPoopsPeople
PinkPaz
Y’all get upvotes
Actually it was the full comment of me having a medical.condition that doesnt allow me to knot
3P3references
I mean, bestiality is illegal anyways.
bardman135
Wait...can you knot?
NO cant knot
OhMyGodTheyKilledBrianYouBastards
Literally can’t knot
Knot if you can
Not knot?
CallsignFatNinja
A frayed knot
whatknot
What?
landontlookatme
konelhft
Pooh!
mrnomoniker
I cannot.
Yea to not knot. I been hard for more than 4 hours
EzoDave
I’m disappointed. I thought this was about “knotting” giant Bad Dragons, but alas...
Beenlurkintoolong
kaius92
I heard you should seek medical attention after 2.
Jarmander15
Known as a Monkey’s fist knot
I knew the srtangers hand knot, but m9nkey fist knot???
Higure
Turkish knot. The "bands" in a monkey's first are three separate loops, while a Turkish knot is a single braided band looping three times.
Wrong. It’s a married braided loop, not single
ILiekToCookAndBake
Isn't that bad dragons latest?
nuprin711
Ive always wanted one with a pinball in the center.
OrC23
They are easy to make. I use ball bearings and pool balls. THWACK.
swephisto
Why not monkey fist?
jcmrbump6
It's a different knot and each has a different use
th3guy
https://youtu.be/7q6xBZpcHo0
It’s not, that thing that does the one thing, whereas the this thing does a different thing
horsestache
Thanks, I was confused.
QueensTambit
I'm a frayed knot.. The true monkeys fist is far superior to this tenth rate filth..
TabbyAwwPlayer
It's a lanyard knot. I have one as a keychain.
GoodbyeSoberDay
Monkeys fists are 6 sided
McPenguin
Usually with a steel shot in n the middle
Teasaurus
All the better to whoop your "higher evolved" ass with
That's a Turks Head. Moneky's fists are done differently.
Seen crushing james bonds balls in casino royale
That is absolutely one hundred percent correct. Usually wrapped around a heavy steel bearing, pool ball or other weight. I make them.
hog0father
Came here to say this, +1
CthuluChan
Monkeys fists have 3 rows instead of 2
CakeShapedPie
A monkeys fist is a completely different knot
Depends on the size of the object being wrapped. A pool ball takes up to 11 passes (rows)
StepRightUp
Same. I love that so mamy Imgurians know this! My People!!!
I make things out of paracord. Quarantine hobby.
Ah, right! I forgot that paracord made macrame cool again! lol (Srsly, awesome!!!)
Rifle slings sell like hot cakes and are super super easy to make.
OddOod
Is there possibly a less racist name?
Morgoroth37
James Bond's name is racist?
The whole series is pretty racists and sexist if you read them.
Probably not. It's in every knot guide since knot guides were a thing.
jetPAX89
Probably knot *
Why racist? Is ALL use of term Monkey racist? (I mean— what’s racist about this knot’s name in particular? It’s a cool knot!)
Damn. Oh well.
Well, maybe. Wikipedia says "more commonly called a sailor's knot." But that is SUPER DUPER vague and probably not at all correct.
I'm confused. I grew up in the south and consider myself all to familiar with stereo types, but I never thought this knots name was a 1/2
ChaneDawg
Monkey fist?
charlrPlayer
MOAR THIS! Less political weenie wagging, please
pazuzu
Senddankmemeshere
Instructions unclear, dick is stuck in the ignition.
jackaleelee
Obligatory...
ThatsTheWayItGoes
Thank you
afambelafonte
Also anytime you need to add a new key to it
thatguywhohasnoname
This took like 5 seconds
Euchre
30. Sooooo looonnnggg... (Welcome to the snapchat/vine/tik-tok generation)
CoronaVlrus
CinnamoroII
That's a lot of effort when I could just tangle in a bunch of knots until I have an unholy knot that can never be untied!
thejohe
But why though
ConstantlyonYoBack
That key won't be falling off the string anytime soon.
Articate
...so what? Can still lose the whole thing
StapMeVittles
Why knot?
Madv1lla1n
Thanks, I've been looking for a better way to deal with excess foreskin...
Theslipofashipcansinkalip
Pull it behind your ass and up your back to create a fashionable hoodie.
ransov
Sheep shears
FlyingButtPliers
Teething puppy?
Madv1lla1n
seriouslyprobableimminentlypossible
Wanna eat that rope.
Munchman347
Monkey Nuts...
ballsoutflyer
Brings back memories. I made a humongous knot with half inch line in cadets years ago that was big enough to work as a place-mat.
D4rkLigh7
volunteervancouver
itscaecilia
I loved this scene so much.
JuicyShaqMeat
Oh bother...
deadmemesociety
i can make them into a flower
DeanGulberri1
For some reason I was expecting dickbutt towards the end
sieg443130
I have never seen that knot
Wishbone10
Whippings lashings and other knotty things.
fryturama
I cannot
Isi151e
I'm a frayed knot
FreshAirInspector
I am unable to can.
ScarecrowSticks
ConsumingHate
Was hoping that would show up in the comments
ScarecrowSticks
Funny enough that's the only .png I saved from that scene
northernmt
I cannot knot, knots.
OxygenTheif
You cannot not knot now?
Quagmiregiggitygiggitygoo
Duly knotted!
Fhant
If knot now, how about tomorrow, can you fill me in then?
Travelcedric
Diamond knot
MuffinBuffer
Monkey fist
alloftheotherusernamesaretaken
interesting butt plug
Bittimus
they do bondage
Wasnbo
Alexander the Great with a big knife: That's cute, but I think I can loosen that pretty quick.
MichaelMcShwanagan
On a scale from 1-100, how necessary is this ?
MichaelMcShwanagan
5/7
BoobyTraps
Monkey Fist.
ChopDaffodil
Still lost my keys
JackieTreehornProductions
But can you tie a sheep shank?
ransov
Or a one handed bowline?
GR3655
I learnt it out of curiosity last week, I can't see a practical use with modern slippy rope, interesting test though.
JackieTreehornProductions
It was a line from Jaws but congrats- it sounds like a difficult knot.
GR3655
Ah apologies, I've not seen jaws.
ThankYouForYourTime
Sailors are magical people.
earthymalt
Knot so!
BrownEyedAsh
My dad is this big intimidating guy and yet he could make these incredibly beautiful knots. It was so fascinating to me.
ThankYouForYourTime
Tell your dad I said hi.
girlfartjapan
They travel at a rate of knots!
Hexxxxxxxxx
More likely a kinky person like me.
TheBailingSailor
Fair point, first trick I learnt on a ship was how to make handcuffs with a bit of rope
MaintenanceGuyHere
I was a sailor, then I sobered up
HandoB4Javert
Bondulance key.
Nocan
It was learn this or drown
thatwoodguy
No just had lots of hours on their hands, no women or alcohol. Source: My Dad worked the boats
ransov
They have nothing but time
theManGodFears
I am a sailor and cannot tie knots (bend and hitches officially). Cant tie knots tie lots! Line handlers hate me...
cookiedough132
Obviously an engineer..?
theManGodFears
Got me... electrical as it happens. Not a fan of seamanship.
thatguywhohasnoname
As a sailor, no we arnt... We just get bord... Like alot
ThankYouForYourTime
You “e” key is malfunctioning
TheBrockYouKnow
Yor “r” key is malfnctioning
sackvegas
Somehing wrong wih your ‘u’ key
epaandersson1337
What abut your t?
candyappletesticles
Howdy from a Marine Engineer!
TheRicM
They even measure things in knots
Idriveboats
Anything but the metric system
DoctorBaboon42
A trait they share with furries.
thatguywhohasnoname
Just speed/distance. We go down to cables when talking visual range
thewalkinged
Oh yes, there's just something about salty sea men.
BigDickJesus
I first went to sailor moon but that's a better joke
FukStix
That's what she said
koops
#proudboys
ransov
You spelled it wrong?
ThankYouForYourTime
Would you like to discuss the possibility that pirates invented bondage?
WeezyHolmes
It would knot surprise me!
ThankYouForYourTime
All I got is they whipped people who were tied to a post and I think sex happens on ships out at sea for months.
PunsExceptTheyAreAFewHoursLate
*wood - them pirates liked their pegs
TheBailingSailor
This knot is called a monkeys fist, usually a lot bigger. As use it as a messenger line to get out big lines ashore to the dock
ThankYouForYourTime
Only the first sentence made sense to me but I trust your sailors mouth
captainawesome9000
That’s not a monkeys fist.
FeelTheMightyCrotch
I have a medical condition that doesnt allow me
DonKeydic
Frayed knot
WeeemRCB
I have the same thing. Have you tried
SilveringArt
Certain antidepressants make it more difficult to knot
WonderfunkJones
Henceforth I am unable to can
guywithwifi
No I'm doesn't
awesomecats
to poop without
soromon
first contacting my
LevonsRealm
Local state bureau regarding appeals for my
Jesssmash
Enormously sized
xPaird
mom cause she doesn't fit in
Vegonbrei
So you cannot knot?
FNH8U2
Frayed not.
SeanWick
Could you knot...?
siyuri1641
I cannot
SharingTheJoy
Who's there?
realpersonjacob
Dad
AtlasLongjaw
Sheriff of Nottingham!
spilledpups
I feel like where the same person. It’s like we finish each other’s s...andiwches.
spilledpups
We are*
FeelTheMightyCrotch
Well it would take some good time yo finish each others.....samiches
P0G0THECL0WN
To post full comments on my
RoodKontjeAapje
Sphincter
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
penis
youdungoofed666
God damn I love your username Ricky!
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
HannibalPoopsPeople
PinkPaz
Y’all get upvotes
FeelTheMightyCrotch
Actually it was the full comment of me having a medical.condition that doesnt allow me to knot
3P3references
I mean, bestiality is illegal anyways.
bardman135
Wait...can you knot?
FeelTheMightyCrotch
NO cant knot
OhMyGodTheyKilledBrianYouBastards
Literally can’t knot
WeezyHolmes
Knot if you can
ScarecrowSticks
Not knot?
CallsignFatNinja
A frayed knot
whatknot
What?
landontlookatme
Who's there?
konelhft
Pooh!
mrnomoniker
I cannot.
FeelTheMightyCrotch
Yea to not knot. I been hard for more than 4 hours
EzoDave
I’m disappointed. I thought this was about “knotting” giant Bad Dragons, but alas...
Beenlurkintoolong
kaius92
I heard you should seek medical attention after 2.
Jarmander15
Known as a Monkey’s fist knot
FeelTheMightyCrotch
I knew the srtangers hand knot, but m9nkey fist knot???
Higure
Turkish knot. The "bands" in a monkey's first are three separate loops, while a Turkish knot is a single braided band looping three times.
TheRicM
Wrong. It’s a married braided loop, not single
ILiekToCookAndBake
Isn't that bad dragons latest?
nuprin711
Ive always wanted one with a pinball in the center.
OrC23
They are easy to make. I use ball bearings and pool balls. THWACK.
swephisto
Why not monkey fist?
jcmrbump6
It's a different knot and each has a different use
th3guy
https://youtu.be/7q6xBZpcHo0
TheRicM
It’s not, that thing that does the one thing, whereas the this thing does a different thing
horsestache
Thanks, I was confused.
QueensTambit
I'm a frayed knot.. The true monkeys fist is far superior to this tenth rate filth..
TabbyAwwPlayer
It's a lanyard knot. I have one as a keychain.
GoodbyeSoberDay
Monkeys fists are 6 sided
McPenguin
Usually with a steel shot in n the middle
Teasaurus
All the better to whoop your "higher evolved" ass with
OrC23
That's a Turks Head. Moneky's fists are done differently.
FukStix
Seen crushing james bonds balls in casino royale
OrC23
That is absolutely one hundred percent correct. Usually wrapped around a heavy steel bearing, pool ball or other weight. I make them.
hog0father
Came here to say this, +1
CthuluChan
Monkeys fists have 3 rows instead of 2
CakeShapedPie
A monkeys fist is a completely different knot
OrC23
Depends on the size of the object being wrapped. A pool ball takes up to 11 passes (rows)
StepRightUp
Same. I love that so mamy Imgurians know this! My People!!!
OrC23
I make things out of paracord. Quarantine hobby.
StepRightUp
Ah, right! I forgot that paracord made macrame cool again! lol (Srsly, awesome!!!)
OrC23
Rifle slings sell like hot cakes and are super super easy to make.
OddOod
Is there possibly a less racist name?
Morgoroth37
James Bond's name is racist?
OddOod
The whole series is pretty racists and sexist if you read them.
OrC23
Probably not. It's in every knot guide since knot guides were a thing.
jetPAX89
Probably knot *
StepRightUp
Why racist? Is ALL use of term Monkey racist? (I mean— what’s racist about this knot’s name in particular? It’s a cool knot!)
OddOod
Damn. Oh well.
OrC23
Well, maybe. Wikipedia says "more commonly called a sailor's knot." But that is SUPER DUPER vague and probably not at all correct.
Morgoroth37
I'm confused. I grew up in the south and consider myself all to familiar with stereo types, but I never thought this knots name was a 1/2