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a real one
May 23, 2018 5:56 AM
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holcane
Guess i'll have to watch all 8 seasons of Scrubs again.
Dignato
The wingman sacrificial play is one I am very familiar with. As the sacrifice.
abdelkaderrobai360
Hola
STINKPICKEL
I give you, The ultimate wingman.
yeaprobably
Best couple ever!
Steel723
techfreak243
No better bromance than JD and Turk
bcapo
Dam heather graham is fine check her out in peepshow ans cailfornication
BandannaNinja
I've actually done that, I punched my own friend for a chance with a girl. He wasn't even mad, punched be back later, but wasn't mad.
Tuvano
Turk is such a bro.
KungFuPorkchop
Medical Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCe3rzWzCGQ
notyoureverydaysuperhero
Miller72
Roller Girl
ReddPille
Translating her statement: she has unresolved daddy issues.
JDaveD
Calm down there.
todayisagift
Horrible quality... But Turk is always turf not turf.. so VU
CoachMcgurl
She did well for herself after escaping the Black Lodge.
MelfsAcidArrow
The Psych spinoff where they become doctors is really fun
dispozableusername
Let's face it, we all know who's the real couple here! https://youtu.be/lL4L4Uv5rf0
ozaaza
SoberAndBored
If you had a genuine shot at Heather Graham as a result, I would totally understand any of you shoving me.
PocketSandMan
Likewise broseph
chrisPiMagnet
aCultLeader
I'm going to have to ritualistically sacrifice you for a chance with my love. I'm sorry. Eldu Hishcrum, brother.
aneyeholeman
Noted for future reference.
HeyOP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aIHkPNXuok
barbarians9
Wow!
BananasAndHotdogs
Noted for future reference.
blackerblaine9000
You my nigga
flail
I'd throw you into a volcano for a 10% chance to get with her.
Hyippy
muffledicecreams
Noted for future reference.
TheOneThatGotBanned
much appriciated, thank you!
Erzrig
Noted for future reference.
KharnApproves
I’d push you off a fucking mountain. Bro.
AUselessreptile
lemme find the relevant randomwis comic strip. https://randowis.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/long-live-the-king.jpg?w=549
Damndfraggle
Is rando the new XKCD?
borgmaster
XKCD is more nerd humor while rando is a mix of culture and geek humor.
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
Shit, I'd be genuinely upset if someone didn't shove me for a shot with Heather Graham.
kingmirlin
We'd probably think they were too weak too be allowed to continue breathing if they didnt take the shot.
whosaidjehovah
No offence but for a shot with Heather Graham I'd probably blow your head off with an explosive collar.
Slander7
That's... oddly specific.
PeccableTiming
You say no offense, but I think I would be slightly offended.
SoberAndBored
Calm down, old chap, no need to lose your head
letsgototheoldfolkshome
wait, so what's coming first here, the bro or the ho?
JHawke
For JD, the ho. For Turk, the bro.
Eldibs
They have homie-ho stasis.
EarthAnimalArmy
This is Bros before Hos, Turk is being a bro by helping JD get the Ho
kalenmiyan
She ain't no ho. She's a classy lady!
un4spyder
Yes
bruce779
The bros before hos rules can be temporarily suspended when they conflict with wingman duties.
Aldante92
Spoken like a true bro
Sexlexic
Thats because Turks hoping for a https://media.giphy.com/media/NHXQprSizxwQ0/giphy.gif
Thaskippy
I'm fairly sure JD always comes first.
lightningboltkid1
Idk depends on the Gong.
DarthLabradoodle
Its Scrubs. The bro IS the ho.
kriswinters
Bros supporting bros so that they can get hos.
metalfoto
Anyway, ho is temporary, bro is forever
smellsofsnickerdoodles
As it should be
Chronozon937
As was foretold.
MaadMaanMaatt
And forever shall it be
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
As God intended.
OutbreakAnon
Strongharbour432
As is tradition
justyourfriendlyneighborhoodimgurian
Stay a while and listen.