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I like how they really capture the nice eye triangle on the way
Need more frogs
I like how the whole room is empty but the Pooh bear
This is bad ass
Why wouldn’t you clean the house before trying To sell it
Su My Co
Too green
So bad, the worst. Don't look.
I like this room it like someone going to kill the shit out of me
Do you get to keep those
Bats
Is this a living room or the dining room?
The whole house is sooo good
Scottish house if I had to guess
How did they get into this room to take this picture
Breaking bad bathtub
Fire place maybe?
Rape cage
I found you dad
I can watch my self poop from everywhere :)
ButWhyThough
Mhmm mhmm and this is why i hate moving. You neeever know what happened in a house and that makes me
magmadar
the frog toilet is fucking awesome , fuck you if you disagree. id shit and pee and puke there to my hearts content/10.
walkingtallmachinegunman
Suck my cock house looks kind of like Walter Whites house
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
In the last season.
Alwayswine
The room with the shower and oven next to each other reminds me of the sims games
Vapekilleddumbledore
So THAT'S what they mean by the carpet matching the drapes!
Parablelost
You beat me to it!
DutchKincaid
#7 Oooh, is that black mold? Fancy.
IamaWalrusInDisguise
Iirc that one is actually a pic off an SCP page
bitemark
Would totally take any of the murder houses over the hoarder houses
Lumpy1Space2Princess3
I actually kinda like the Galaxy living room
ReverseTrapTsukasa
#1 might sell well to Team Salvato
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concorde77
So the Tessaract does have a toilet
rainbowcoloredpoop
I suddenly feel a lot better about my house. Sure, it's messy, but at least I don't have mold as wallpaper.
Lischu
First I thought these were all one place. First 10 pics: "these owners are delightfully weird"
strawberryspider
Imagine tho if it was! It would be such a cool house
joegolf31
Well now we know in Scotland that the carpet matches the drapes.
CatOnTheRoof
But does it match the upholstery?
mikeGiraffeBaron
#5 Pooh bear was because all the bananas in the house were shriveled well below standard length.
IdHaveSexualIntercourseWithHerIfSheLegallyConsentedToDoSoWithMe
Black Mold, Creepy Dolls, and TWO nooses?! I'LL TAKE IT!
Daphault1
Normally I think his-and-hers stuff is really cheesy but that is adorable.
IdHaveSexualIntercourseWithHerIfSheLegallyConsentedToDoSoWithMe
That indoor jumpoline, too
Mulberryberry
TORILL... hey wait a minute
Hanasakke
No no no, now is not the time. Let's just be quiet so that nobody notices.
Peetrus36
I noticed. Virolainen.
Sl1ms4di3
I have to admit, the last one was well photographed. Can't even see the photographer in all those reflections.
iwillcutoutyourheartwithaspoon
One of those is not like the other.
ScottishPower
That's my house with the tartan. I rub myself all over the carpet naked for good luck
ZeroLyfe
can we take a minute to appreciate the cat portrait in this picture
KidE
Yes! Thank you!
nomadicej
"Why don't people clean?" Those are hoarders...
ScorpionKitties
I find this incredibly alluring. Am I a trash cat now?
ChuckZombie
I would love to have a room this color....itll just be painted professionally.
HerrFraeulein
All these houses come with free AIDS
prufock
Not going to lie, #18 is kind of bitchin'.
toadlick
agree, looks relaxing. I would do away with the pink pulsar looking blob though.
itsPixie
I was sitting here thinking, what is wrong with it? Am I cursed now? I'm cursed aren't I...
Azyraphael
Exactly what I thought!
EuropeanizedKillerPee
That's one big ass house. Also i am posessed now.
CitizenDickbag
Um these are obviously from various different houses...
strawberryspider
OBVIOUSLY these are all from the same terror mansion
thankgodfordeaddinosaurs
I want to see the floor plan.
Elonth
you will this summer. they're making a movie about it.
AgentHomo
Dammit that's the joke I wanted to make, take the upvote
ThaneofGlamis
Yeah... these all make me feel like I’m watching Massive Attack’s Karmacoma video... just kinda creepy funny.
pilotperson
I’d like to own an ass house one day.
trufflershuffler
BAHAHA!!!!!!! The joke didn't sink in for a few seconds... I'm a little slow.
CrazyCatLad
PURGE THE HERETIC! The Emperor protects.
cowbellrx
Dude those dolls give me the goddamn willies man. Buh.
stitchholder
My husband's grandmother has a room similar to that in her house. I do not like going in there! All those eyes.....
ZimbabweDuBoise
The Nazi shower house. I mean, could you imagine the gas bill?
5NoteHalf
Bad-dum-TSS! ; )
LasciviousHedgehog
"What shall we put on the walls?" "SIEG TILE!!"
GuardsmanMiku
I'm kinda annoyed how good those tiles look. Fucking nazi designers
Klnwltrnk
Right? "I hate it, but damn it they did a good job."
swtlj1217
Su my co, bi
DrSauceyLumps
Su my co, Bi!
ChuckZombie
I actually knew a guy with disabilities that couldn't pronounce them and of words. He would always say, "Suh my dih, bih." And "Fuh you."
ChuckZombie
pronounce the* end* of words
swtlj1217
He’s a good dude.
bguffield
"Why wouldn’t you clean the house before trying to sell it" -- Because these ones would be a knock-down and re-build situation.
LifeIsShortNHardLikeABodyBuildingElf
Or eviction. Saw a lot of those when house shopping.
NotMyUsualOnlineName
Saw a lot of similar stuff in the Section 8 housing that was being torn down and rebuilt. They basically just kicked everybody out. Short
NotMyUsualOnlineName
notice + not much money = lots of shit left inside. Fun part was going through and kicking all the doors off the hinges so the homeless
NotMyUsualOnlineName
couldn't lock themselves inside.
LifeIsShortNHardLikeABodyBuildingElf
One place we looked at had bright magenta paint spoiled onto the hardwood floors, same color as the walls. Didn't look like an accident
YourCryInApril
Or the house is being foreclosed and sold by the bank, wouldn’t clean it if it wasn’t yours would ya
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PleasantPeasantPheasant
I'm fairly sure that's a room in a doll house because I've never seen mold act like that on that scale.
objectreborn
That one literally made me gag after I thought "wait is that....mold?!"
ThaiMaiShu
And I'm fairly confident a lot of these aren't houses for sale but rather just pictures of really shitty house situations, like hoarders.
wifibowtie
Yeah these are realtors going "are you fucking kidding me?" rather than, "stop by, for sale!"
sometimespeopleeatpoop
Also situations of "sold as-is"
mongoose40
Right, or estate sales. People don't want to undertake a massive cleaning so they just sell a messy house for peanuts - let the buyer clean.
objectreborn
I'd honestly be ok with that. A house I wanted to buy a couple yrs ago was abso gorgeous....also 90% full of crap left behind.
mindstorm8191
To a certain point, I wouldn't. Hoarder house could be full of mold. But if its just lots of junk, could find some gems in that
objectreborn
Exactly. Agent who showed me that house said yeah you could rent a dumpster...I was thinking hell no, I'll Craigslist all this shtuff!!
OatmealBreakfast
First one is just paint. Blood doesn't dry that colour.
Billy2sweet
So...what did you do this weekend?
Uwillshowme
Unless you are an.... Alien!
ocegur
We found the killer Jason!
ParsleySage
Jason!
Fastolfe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPm3zYic8wQ
ParsleySage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYQDnV092hI
portmanteau79
thanks captain obvious.
Ispentfartoolongtryingtocomeupwithausernamebeforejoining
Telharmonius
Good eye. Few people, even in the movie industry get that one right.
imgonnahurtu
That's for the audience's benefit.
bitemark
It's... good that you know that
Jzollobirds
Who said it was dry
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
You'd need arterial blood if you wanted to paint with it and fresh arterial is a lot brighter red then dries to black
imgonnahurtu
The information I come to imgur to get!
CrazyCatLad
S/He says from experience
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
thereverseapachemaster
Thanks Dexter!
AdultArtMarmar
are you sure? https://imgur.com/lSonWIw
DaveNoMore
so this really got me... i had to reload the page 3 times to see it again
AdultArtMarmar
nice and yeah sorry for not making it loop forever that would have ruined the effect :/
DaveNoMore
don't apologize it was perfectly evil. it make me seriously question my sanity. well played
MissAizea
It dries more of a brownish, at least on paper. I've painted with it.
OatmealBreakfast
Exactly
CinderBlockz
can you show us the painting, please?
Telharmonius
I have too. The tone depends on the mineral and chemical content, but usually, it's a brownish/black.
ButWhyThough
Arcanum3000
Found the Slaanesh cultist.
TheIronWolf
Only on Imgur...
Glaciarie
Story time...?
BrandName
Color? Colour?
MaxReboBand
https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/colour
Airwolfen
LostHonour
Heathen. It's colour.
MyNameIsJesusAndIStealHubcapsFromCars
there's no honor in eccentricity old man!
RustyCreakySqueaky
Not according to my homeboy color
MistahDude
Colour for England and Australia, Color for 'murica. Same deal as Grey and Gray. Grey for England, Gray for America.
AuntSharron
Aluminium & aluminum.
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
As a 2nd language speaker who learned the Queen's stuffy English in school, I've largely adopted AE spelling.But it'll always be grey for me
AuntSharron
Midwestern-born American and its grey way or the highway.
baysaa
enUS, enGB
Matthew51376
And enCA!
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ImMrMeeseeksAutisticBrother
Thats because weve been cutting the "u" out of america since 1776
OatmealBreakfast
There's no "U" in FREEDOM.
speculaas
enCAN
DildoHaeuptling
Which one is which? Asking for a non native english speaker (me)
LeoKeidran
The US spelling is “color”, then UK based spelling is “colour”. It’s up to you to decide depending on where you are etc.
StellarJay77
Canada spells is the UK way too. It's cause when the US moved out they wanted to be nothing like their parents so started by removing u's.
AnyNameWillDo1066
Colour is English, Color is American. The Yanks also say Mom instead of Mum, they have an odd relationship with ‘u’s