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I also shower after pooping, after my shower I make sure to wipe again to reduce moisture which causes bacteria and then smell. I'm constantly rotating towels out, if woman are allowed two towels so are men damnit! Marked mature for us mature adults who enjoy being able to walk up the stairs in front of a lady without fear of smelling like a critter crawled up there and died.
ObiHaiv
Personally, I'd just suggest that you up your dosage of Anafranil
Igotthemeatsweats
Cleanest b-hole this side o’ the Mississippi
CitizenNinja
Eh, I do that, too
that1guyoverthere
Get a bidet, much more convenient.
JamesAHarrod
Glad I’m not only one to wipe after shower- just hate swamp-ass
Chesticle
MajorNikon
Chesticle
Much obliged stranger.
ClooneyWasTheBestBatman
i push them together and wiggle so it swirls.
Chesticle
You know... I'm gonna try this
BubbaSlabbs
Germaphobe confirmed
Chesticle
Possibly... Probably... Yes, yup.
mrsticktastic
I've taught my wife the spread and push method she's much happier...
Chesticle
Right!? She makes fun of me, but it's only a matter of time before I catch her doing it.
Foamythesquirrel
Ah. Good one.
Pugsleyx
I feel like i wasted a shower if i have to poop soon after i have one. But i don't feel the need to shower after i poop like 80% of the time
lombardothethird
Upgrade your fiber game and none of this extra clean up is necessary
Chesticle
Truth, and a huge necessity for me right now.
ICommentWithSongs
standing up?
TakWriterOfWorlds
How exactly does this come up? Did she catch you doing it? Casual conversation? Coprophilia?
Chesticle
Ehhh, we've been together long enough that pooping with the door open is no big deal.
TakWriterOfWorlds
Ah, you’re one of those couples.
ACocoaNutLadenSwallow
Apparently, I missed the anal hygiene maintenence Thing ... Sounds pretty regimented ....
DBC00p3r
You could just get a bidet toilet seat. Worth every penny.
lostattache
While i do try to deficate before a shower and i too spread cheeks. I do not shower after every poop.
peterdayquil
I think it would be weirder if you spread HER buttcheeks while you pooped.
Chesticle
Can I.... Can I do that?
mephistophelesjanx
Holy shit I thought I might have been the only one. THERE ARE OTHERS!!!
Chesticle
Literally dozens of us.
NowShowButthole
Bah, I just poop in the shower so I was myself there afterwards.
NowShowButthole
*wash
Tropifongo
WAFFLE STOMP FTW!!!
Chesticle
Good ol waffle stomp.
Pointblank000
Just waffle stomp it down the drain!
TheTrueBoxBoy
Juggernaughtty
Haven't heard that one in a while
MagicalHamFlaps
as a person with moderate to large butt cheeks can confirm this is a lessen learned early to aid in wiping afterwards
Chesticle
Less wiping=less toilet paper, less money spent. And I don't use tp anymore since I've learned adults can still use butt wipes, game changer
MagicalHamFlaps
agreed, although gotta be careful with the wipes they can cause septic and piping issues
Chesticle
I'm hoping the ones that say they start breaking down once flushed aren't yanking my crank.
MagicalHamFlaps
they do but can still cause issues if got older crunchy pipes. I know at work had to get plumber to pull like 5 pounds of them out of pipes