Special mention to the banging tunes of 1.2 Hand Man. Marry that guy quickly. Sense of humor + muscial choice = Marry in every culture in the world, regardless of exactly how many hands are offered in marriage.
Also the rules for group chats for men: 80% homoerotic or slurs. Typically, a combination of the two, but sometimes can be both or just one, depending on the spectrum inside the chat. The one I'm in is SUPER homoerotic.
Possibly but probably not. The bits that are flicked off as a cigarette is smoked are usually already burnt. However, if they are a particularly fast smoker or, if it happened to be a bad dart that dodged QA control and burned weird, yeah it could have. But, mostly, it's just fucking gross :c
I was gonna say Nuh uh but I too bring frog in the house. But in my defense it started when I was 16mos old so. I would also do some of these others with friends if I found some.
Speaking as a guy with a shy girlfriend, I can confirm that this is true. In public, I cause the problems. In our home, she is the mistress of chaos, and my muse for future public shenanigans
As a relitivity shy woman who is also the mistress of chaos in her own home, where do I find a guy like you, this sounds nice and she is lucky to have someone who speaks about her like you do... id like that for me one day
I couldn't tell ya. Someone who won't be your partner in crime can only ever hope to be your colleague, y'know? Don't settle for less than you deserve.
Not sure she ever really had one, but middle age and responsibilities seemed to have put to rest anything that might have been there. Some people use the Internet for porn to get what they need, I use it for being infantile without judgement.
Veh1
Boys will be boys.
IakobZ
Yes we are
TheDraven12
throwawayaccount321
My wife is too straightlaced to do things like this. I’m the comedian of this family and I wear that title proudly.
TungstenOrbital
Men: We how to be friends!
ReallyOG
Special mention to the banging tunes of 1.2 Hand Man. Marry that guy quickly. Sense of humor + muscial choice = Marry in every culture in the world, regardless of exactly how many hands are offered in marriage.
FortifiedWhine
Dude at 50sec is a Mystic...
TodleyOddley
I think if all men had this kind of dumb sense of humour, we wouldn't have a shitty "alpha male" culture.
GerbilHereReportingLiveFromRichardGeresAss
I found a lot of 'alpha males' have that type of humor except is messed up.
DietCokeIsMyDrugOfChoice
Theirs is more cruel
IWantToHugEveryCat
Laughter in the first clip is so perfect.
7thor8thcaw
Also the rules for group chats for men: 80% homoerotic or slurs. Typically, a combination of the two, but sometimes can be both or just one, depending on the spectrum inside the chat. The one I'm in is SUPER homoerotic.
harthram
Wouldn't that cigarette ash burn that guys tongue?
IHateYouMyselfAndEveryone
Possibly but probably not. The bits that are flicked off as a cigarette is smoked are usually already burnt. However, if they are a particularly fast smoker or, if it happened to be a bad dart that dodged QA control and burned weird, yeah it could have. But, mostly, it's just fucking gross :c
emoclone
Still think that was a dick move.
IHateYouMyselfAndEveryone
Yeah, not something I would do to a friend
MechKelly
Except for the cigarette ash in the mouth, these were great.
xj4low
I try to embarrass my wife in public all the time but she still insists on me going places with her.
thedarkcanuck
This is what "boys will be boys" is supposed to mean
koffiejuffrouw101
I would double upvote if I could
Nosdarb
I got you.
DietCokeIsMyDrugOfChoice
Agreed!
SleepyHollowAppleTree
The panera bread sign was kind of funny.
MadamPuddifoot
I cracked up at that one, ngl.
steelundecided
I loved it!
anender
What's going on in the first one? She was trying for a heart... what'd he do?
Tommyboypsp
desolatorx
iamlegendinjapan
Oh honey
SalmonTheWise
MechKelly
Hah! Just watched this a couple weeks ago.
wantedTwo
EmporerDragon
Turned it into a dick.
Veh1
Draw a dick.
RockyRococo
He made what would have been a heart, if mirrored, into a dick and balls.
Mindlessselfindulgent
Don't let the fish suffocate :( break it's neck or keep it in a bucket(also not for long) if you wanna have live bait...
SirLurkAndSmirkAndSometimesSnark
Yeah it's crazy the disconnect.
yamsonyamsonyams
Interesting to me that you’re concerned with the fish in his pocket but okay with impaling the fish to use it as live bait
kirmes
That's illegal here.
Raileks
They're okay with killing it (for a purpose) but not for it to suffer prolonged unnecessary pain.
yamsonyamsonyams
Sounds like you don’t know what live bait is
Raileks
i do know what unnecessary is though.
yamsonyamsonyams
Oh I bet you do! You’re so wise understood almost everything I wrote in my first sentence.
sometimesarobot
I'm of an opinion that men act like this in public, but women also act like this, just in private.
gcleff19101
My wife is more of a guy than me sometimes but these standards.
sometimesarobot
You don't do stupid pointless things to simply be entertained in the moment?
gcleff19101
Nah she just takes it to another level sometimes.
dogmatix
My girlfriend absolutely acts like this in public. It's one of the many reasons I love her so much.
tidepool
I was gonna say Nuh uh but I too bring frog in the house. But in my defense it started when I was 16mos old so. I would also do some of these others with friends if I found some.
MoonRiverFrost
I would love all the frogs please ♡
AlmightyElephant
Speaking as a guy with a shy girlfriend, I can confirm that this is true.
In public, I cause the problems. In our home, she is the mistress of chaos, and my muse for future public shenanigans
Bugkeeper
An excellently productive arrangement!
Daggaroth
As a relitivity shy woman who is also the mistress of chaos in her own home, where do I find a guy like you, this sounds nice and she is lucky to have someone who speaks about her like you do... id like that for me one day
AlmightyElephant
I couldn't tell ya. Someone who won't be your partner in crime can only ever hope to be your colleague, y'know? Don't settle for less than you deserve.
Soufange
I need to move to a big city. The selection round here is not that great...
CALAMOSCOPYJANE
I’m a woman and I also act like this in public.
FoxySpirit
Good :-)
Evadare
Seconded! Funny is funny
RacecarIsRacecarBackwards
I applaud you
TheLastBootyBender
Would you like a metaphorical penis so you can call yourself one of the boys?
CALAMOSCOPYJANE
No thanks I’ve had one for ages already.
ghostofdragon
For the music videos, no, I’m a musician that’s just kinda what we do lol
dashers
No, no. My wife would find all of these infantile and wouldn't lower herself to any of it.
uweapon
You might have to settle for snapping the strap and saying it ain't going nowhere. That's like bro retirement.
JustLettingPeopleBeWrong
Well that's just depressing. Who killed your wife's spark?
earthtokelly127001
Maybe the state of the country…..
dashers
Not sure she ever really had one, but middle age and responsibilities seemed to have put to rest anything that might have been there. Some people use the Internet for porn to get what they need, I use it for being infantile without judgement.
HonestCommentFarmer
I did.
earthtokelly127001
That you Donald?
DietCokeIsMyDrugOfChoice
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1YzJhNjdqY3lldnNqNDRqZzI4ZXpkdWZ2aDJhdjJwbnFweXpsNnRzZiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/o9qT6CP4XyICY/200w.webp
JustLettingPeopleBeWrong
earthtokelly127001
Lol