SquirrelWithATophat
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May 19, 2024 8:37 PM
SquirrelWithATophat
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SomeDetroitGuy
I prefer to believe that the "why did the chicken cross the road" to be a darkly humorous take on suicide.
Volpe42
The pigeon shit on your car because you likely just ran it through the car wash
YourLatinLover
FeloniousMonk13
This will explain a lot
andydicktracymorganfairchild
Pretty sure their motivation is whatever the operator programs in
Cabreza
Birds are simply birb. To attempt to know more is folly.
minus0
My favourite answer is: “who’s asking?”
sf111
I was told that particular chicken was suicidal and wanted to reach the 'other side'.
Dailywitchery
I am sure that my parrot screams for scrambled eggs. Just saying.
isetprettygirlsonfire
You just have to listen to them
sf111
TheOneTrueZippy8
MrFancyPanzer
LeCroqueMonsieurDejeunerSandwich
Mess with the duck, you get the glock!
vakler
Mess with the quack you get the gat.
CheeseCoffeeChests
Please exclude owls, crows and ravens. They are cool. Shady tho... but cool
sambaah05
Can confirm. Every single owl I know is shady. I know a few cool ravens though. Not too many crows in my neighborhood. They live on the other side of town, if you know what I mean.
ThankYouForYourTime
Ever since I watched Reservation Dogs I can’t look straight at owls’ eyes without internally freaking out a little
RummageSaleBubbler
@BotDrawA { :CORVID:, :OWL } holding a { gun, shuriken, large red button that says "LAUNCH NUKES", flamethrower, battle axe, katana sword }
BotDrawA
[NSFW] @RummageSaleBubbler Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "Hawaiian Crow holding a katana sword, forest green and light slate grey ink drawing"
BotDrawA
@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a ":OWL holding a gun, by LeRoy Grannis (1917–2011)"
BotDrawA
@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a ":OWL holding a shuriken, in a giraffe onesie outfit"
BotDrawA
@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your drawing of a ":OWL holding a shuriken"
BotDrawA
@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your drawing of a ":OWL holding a gun"
BotDrawA
@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your drawing of a "Eurasian Jay holding a battle axe"
BotDrawA
@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "Courtroom sketch of :OWL holding a large red button that says "LAUNCH NUKES", in style of Guo Pei, parkour"
BotDrawA
@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "Tattoo of Magpie holding a battle axe"
BotDrawA
[NSFW] @RummageSaleBubbler Here's your drawing of a "Thick-billed Raven holding a katana sword"
BotDrawA
@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "Magpie holding a flamethrower, by Thomas Kinkade (1958–2012)"
BotDrawA
@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your drawing of a ":OWL holding a large red button that says "LAUNCH NUKES""
RummageSaleBubbler
Retry w/ the :OWL: with the missing ":" added --
@BotDrawA :OWL: holding a { gun, shuriken, large red button that says "LAUNCH NUKES", flamethrower, battle axe, katana sword }
BotDrawA
@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "Elf Owl holding a battle axe, in style of Artur Bordalo"
BotDrawA
@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your drawing of a "Short-Eared Owl holding a large red button that says "LAUNCH NUKES""
BotDrawA
[NSFW] @RummageSaleBubbler Here's your drawing of a "Crested Owl holding a katana sword"
BotDrawA
[NSFW] @RummageSaleBubbler Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "Snowy Owl holding a gun, folio manuscript by Leonardo da Vinci (1452–1519)"
BotDrawA
[NSFW] @RummageSaleBubbler Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "Beautiful warrior fairy Northern White-faced Owl holding a katana sword, portrait, up close, cinematic, snowy background, dramatic lighting, highly detailed, very intricate, meta, fanciful, optimistic, wide shot, volumetric lighting, bokeh blur, unreal engine, octane render, cinematic shot, surfing"
BotDrawA
@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "Owl holding a flamethrower, in style of Studio Ghibli"
BotDrawA
@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your drawing of a "Ural owl holding a shuriken"
BotDrawA
@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "Hume's Hawk-Owl holding a shuriken, wood statue"
BotDrawA
@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your drawing of a "Lesser Sooty Owl holding a flamethrower"
BotDrawA
@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "Hume's Hawk-Owl holding a large red button that says "LAUNCH NUKES", giant colourful mushrooms growing out of an opera house at night, light fog, high resolution, photo realistic"
BotDrawA
@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your drawing of a "Owl holding a gun"
RummageSaleBubbler
Assassin owl
BotDrawA
@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your drawing of a "Golden Masked Owl holding a battle axe"
RummageSaleBubbler
Ye Ole Battle Axe