digigypsy
115900
1788
44
Crazy train
Only in India
FP edit : looking forward to chat/discuss about anything
Jun 14, 2019 5:35 AM
digigypsy
115900
1788
44
Only in India
FP edit : looking forward to chat/discuss about anything
Rwhejek
what the actual fuck
elgrapadura
Stereogatari
Crazy, but that's how it goes...
losguares
the smell most be horrible
malachilenomade
So daily travel in India is like Black Friday in America... got it.
Megamastermetamememaker
First let people get off, then... Ok.
DwightYouIdiot
fafeecorp
Thanos did nothing wrong.
BrazilianThunderPanda
India seems lovely.
prodmerc
Eat little. Pray you survive. Love the seats.
Howdoienablecookies
"Goin' off the rails on the crazy traain"
that1guyoverthere
I having a panic attack just from watching the video.
EllenLRipley
1 / I live in Switzerland. That's to say our trains are quite good. Once I was going on the train and there was this lady pushing my back.
EllenLRipley
2 / Really annoying. When the doors opened, she pushed her way in like a crazy bitch (and it was not crowded at all).
EllenLRipley
3 / As I got in, I noticed she was Indian. Her behavior was horrendous but I get where it comes from.
libbazoid
I prefer to walk.
unknowndonkey
Why is it all women?
merdock379
To cut down on Indian men raping them. No, sadly I’m not lying.
avyon
Girls only part of the train so they don't get assaulted or raped :(
sirbart
That's really depressing...
cinderspires
because of gang rape problems in India
kibateo
tbh i didn't know how bad these kind of shit was till i watched an egypt documentary where literally like 50 dudes chase down a girl 4 rape
PicsOrItDidntHappen8
Are you tying to tell me that Indian men are sexual predators?
dinotheernie
Urdok
Even animals behave more orderly
zehde
QuiteHugeMegaPlusUltra
How can the driver even see a shit? I see so much people getting triturated
BklynPunisher
Uhhh the train is on rails he doesn’t need to see. Plus in some of these, the train runs at one constant speed but never stops. Once you ...
BklynPunisher
... reach your stop, you jump off.
kikkoman1122
*jingles my car keys* muahahahhaahaha-bye-bye
andtheyallfalldown001
Indian here. I know that looks bad. And it is. Embarrassing and shameful too but, we try and do the best we can with what we have.
nanyatenyaa
Okay. Now stop fucking having kids if your surroundings cant support it. Stop. Theres too many fucking people.
missravey
*HUGS*
andtheyallfalldown001
Thank you. (:
IamforgettingallmyJokes
Don’t apologies for something which is beyond your control my friend. Look at some of the comments on these posts, plague and nuclear blast
IamforgettingallmyJokes
etc. Just wow. As long as every citizen is trying to do better there is hope it will get better.
AnoXaero
First don’t apologise for nothing. Don’t help spread misunderstanding. This is peak hour traffic. One city’s rail doesn’t represent country
dklpisme
yourmotheratemydog
You got your wish!
SageAndorka
To find this comment 10 mos later in the middle of the COVID-19 plage...
OmgOptimized
You can start one where you live.
elgrapadura
They are working on it. Multi-drug resistance is the magic word.
Tiermus
And political collapse
Woestkonijn
Also anti vaxxers doing their bit.
danymuresan91360
Start with yourself then. Or is it just "lower" humans that need to die off and not the superior ones like yourself?
DeadPanPizza
Nothing better than being patient zero :)
schnager
*plague inc victory screen* Millennials has killed everybody!
LTDeathberry
Calm the fuck down. He posted a gif from the office not a Nazi manifesto
Woestkonijn
That's the beauty of a plague. It doesn't see status like you. Proper equality.
HisDudness
mercbrit
Why do people put up with that?
CityYeti
Cultural differences
bernardld
Play the game or get left behind
MeMyselfandyourCat
The rich get richer on the backs of the poor,and the government that should protect and serve citizens only protects the rich ones And so on
itsahorse
I think merc is talking about the shoving instead of civilised lines. But nice speech bro.
Hellindium
Well its not only about choice as other people (who probably don't stay in Mumbai) have said. I travel in these trains and let me say/-
Hellindium
-/while I can travel by road, nothing beats this. Its much much faster and in Bombay when you spend on average 2 hours on traveling/-
Hellindium
-/you really want a faster mode of transport.
JohnMagneTrane
IsaacMeadow
What? Why?
yareyaredaze111
As someone who lives in Finland, I say
Shoutrr
imagine the size of the bus stop if finland had the population of india.
JohnMagneTrane
The westernmost bus stop of Helsinki has people standing on a mountain top in Norway.
prodmerc
They'd be finnished if they moved to India :D
jonnynut
More like unfinnished, no?
HaroMikeDominguez
The two on the left are awfully close for Findlanders
Rswlfr
Torille
gillipollas2
No talking
HisDudness
I...I think I've found my home...
Skaboofle
There’s ample room, a lot of forests to wonder in.
HisDudness
I plan to do a lot of wandering and wondering when I get there next year or the year after.
Skaboofle
I’ll buy you a pie when you get here.
HisDudness
I'll buy you some liquor of choice!
v
LeSethX
Finland has a lower population than the number of people trying to get on that single train
Captainplanetmotherfucker
They really like their space, don't they.
Skaboofle
We do.
JohnMagneTrane
Outback respectively, but the difference in personal space had the video show small Japanese chasing tall Australians around the room :) 2/2
JohnMagneTrane
They took a time lapse video of a cocktail party with Japanese and Australians. I dunno whether all were from down town Tokyo and the 1/
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
As a fellow nordic, it is essential to most of our well being.
QuiteHugeMegaPlusUltra
It would be a shame if the rest of the people in the world ..... occupied it, huh?
villlllle
You're welcome to try. Ask Russia how it went the last time someone tried that shit.
totallycooldude
I mean they did win the war. At an extremely disproportionate cost but they got what they wanted.
villlllle
Russia got what they wanted? Stalin was all about taking Helsinki.
Scobragon
Soviet union got Petsamo, Salla and Karelia. And 226,5 million US dollars in gold, paid in ships, locomotives and wooden houses.
villlllle
And we're still independent, and we killed a shit ton of russians.
KindaClueless
I want to go to Finland now.
WhyDogsHateCatsIDoNotKnow
you really should
KindaClueless
Too poor :)
Skaboofle
I’ll buy you a beer and some pies if you do.
KindaClueless
I don't drink :(
JHawke
Those two people on the left are standing uncomfortably close to eachother.
LavaAxe
As a Finn, let me explain :They're friends so they stand within yelling distance.
jadack
Thats a child', they usually stay with their mother until the age of 8 when they get their own knife and build their own home
CorgiMagnet
Accurate.
MadJackMcJack
Obviously tourists
sha13
I'm surprised they manage to procreate
skellington01
YESSSS that’s how I like it
catsleepingonflowers
Sweden here, #same
ThemotherfuckingTeresaofdeathmetal
Stuebydoo
Interesting, how are you with people talking loudly on their phones in public places?
JohnMagneTrane
After a few minutes, I break into the conversation with: "I don't want fish for dinner!" Lots and lots of scared tourists have heard this.
ThemotherfuckingTeresaofdeathmetal
We glare angrily, also maybe some complaining on Fb.
Stuebydoo
Sounds perfect
catsleepingonflowers
Ummm... I'm a bit slow today... Me personally or in Sweden or is this sarcasm?
Stuebydoo
Both?
catsleepingonflowers
I can't stand it but swedes when in group can get loud. Eye-rolling is the general go to move. Confrontation is not an option.
SaltyInternetPirate
I think they might have an overpopulation problem.
Fiale
Set to outstrip China population wise by 2024 (some think with the poor birth reporting it may have already overtaken China).
Reidsb
Or at least an under-infrastructure problem.
Zahnradfee
^ That one.
Dolenmorgul
they should put up a sprinkler system that sprays lubricant
catsleepingonflowers
I'm calling the police
r3dp01
Thank you! That made me ?
Snausagebort
For easier rapin?!
BklynPunisher
Sex orgy on the way to work!
slackboy722000
Meanwhile in Japan...
prodmerc
Nice!
Glorifius
In rush hour they have pushers
DarkwingDuc
Just in Tokyo at the busiest stations. I've visited a couple times. It can get crazy, but usually not as bad as people make out.
ExTechOp
That's well organized, but I guess people just don't sit while waiting for a train at rush hour?
sha13
If only London was as civilized
name000
https://imgur.com/01j5EP4
Ardmhor
Tbf Shinjuku station at peak times is not far off from this video
LeRyanator
When your country's government doesn't know how to handle population control
DirkDadeye
Help us Bill Burr
todayok
USA: Hold my beer while we outlaw abortion.
DoughnutJimmy
Doesn't care about the population at all would be a better call...
Mewmus
and people gave china shit for their 1 child only policy
Staddi
Because it spured totally different problems in a society that thinks that girls are not worth it and you need a boy as a child.
Mewmus
a problem being that there was too many boys for too few girls, which in the end could help with the overpopulatoin problem
nanyatenyaa
Swing and a miss.
Mewmus
please explain how that's wrong
YuffieK
metalfoto
How much is the ticket??
iaddsan
This is Bangladesh. But does it matter.
pc404
Nope, the trainlines go between the two countries. The only change sometimes is the train conducter (paperwork, visa, etc).
DanOrtega
Legit question: What happens when one fucker falls? Doesn't he bring down a lot of them in the fall?
BklynPunisher
Hopefully.
kalabash
The upcoming Snowpiercer sequel looks... interesting.
swarren12
Sandpiercer
hotterdog
That is how windows tech support travel in India
morbida
I wonder how many people die from doing this.
BklynPunisher
Apparently not enough.
eltuna
I like how they wave hello
CanIeatThat
I am wondering if the guys outside have to pay?
FurtiveGlancer
Nope - NOBODY pays - source: I've seen that first hand - didn't have the balls to ride
PorneliusHubertII
With trains you generally pay before you hit the platform right?
dcwldct
You typically pay before platform, but tickets are usually checked once under way.
BernieO
Sometimes you can buy the ticket from the conductor. I heard in the US you have to check in like at an airport, that again seems odd to me.
FriendsRomansCountrymenGiveMeYourDownvotes
Yes and no. Many metro systems are ticket first, but some allow you to buy a ticket on the train. Amtrak, the largest train co, does both
dcwldct
Not usually for intercity. You might show your ticket before boarding so they tell you what car to go to, but they are scanned on board
Mouse314
Depends, some you just get on and some you get a ticket beforehand. Some you can do either or.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
In Canada the commuter trains are just get a ticket from the machine or use your pass like other transit. But the ones that only do a few /1
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
trips per day between cities, you get an assigned seat and it's check-in like a plane. /2
PorneliusHubertII
Afaik we have ticket machines and turnstyles/gates. Never heard of checkins
WishIWasHighOnPotenuse
Who is going to be the dick and pull the emergency brake during transit and watch the people go flying?
UnstableProductions
What emergency brake?
BklynPunisher
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
You think they have an emergency brake? Lol
WishIWasHighOnPotenuse
You crasher of dreams!!!! ?
KingOfKlouds
They don't even have regular brakes.
xtreampb
thats what the bodies are for
KingOfKlouds
Shock absorbers. Really effective.
JaceCameron
This makes me sick. Cause I've been to tokyo and they line up like civilized people. Not swarm and shove like animals.
gillipollas2
Bullshit They have pushers on transport in Tokyo because of the packed trains.
Tenookey
Good for you, I'm sure these people would enjoy some life lessons from your trips around the world.
PopeyeTheSailor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXFRO89hVRE rush hour however, still civilized at least
ingoz
Nice cultural understanding there!
prodmerc
One train every what, 15 minutes? VS one train every few hours lol
Lorgs
Also called "the crab bucket"
eggmuffin
In Tokyo, you won't be stranded for days if you left your pointy elbows at home.
koolaid540
India
andachairaswell
Yeah.. .Then they expose themselves and rub up against women. So civilized.
JaceCameron
There is garbage in every culture. Like people that focus solely on those negatives. :D
Taishosama
Americans do that too
kamikazedan
I was in Tokyo last week. There are issues that they seem to be trying hard to prevent (I noticed many campaigns). It really isn't the norm.
openbobspls
I only rub up against women when I’m highly intoxicated and incapable of being responsible for my own actions. Women get that privilege
inwatermelonsugar
oh fuck off
Ristari
Blacked out or no, still responsible for your actions. It sucks but it's the price you pay
xVVitch
Okay but like one time at my work there was a homeless man walking around with his cock out all casual like. America ain't great.
ImTheGodDamnLochNessMonster
Not always like that in Japan though, Osaka is a less fun place to get on the train a lot of the time.
andtheyallfalldown001
We're not animals. It's just not easy travelling by rail in Mumbai at peek hours. There's work going on to ease some of the pain hopefully.
nanyatenyaa
When India has wide spread issues just having clean water.... and people die for sensless reasons and the entire country is overpopulated...
nanyatenyaa
Yall need to get your fucking shit together right the fuck now or at least ease up on breeding so fucking much.
ziludoSmasher
I am Indian and I can confirm I am an absolute animal.
andtheyallfalldown001
(;
lazysombrero
Ya, shoving is reserved to those pushers in Tokyo, and they're paid
Navor
spent 2 weeks in tokyo and did not see them!
JaceCameron
Same.
stephi0645
Maybe you weren’t at a busy station or there during rush hour?
HisDudness
Wait, I can get a job pushing people outta the way for others? I'm 6'2'' and ~230 lbs. Let's go, Japanese peasants that can't afford me!
reap200l
No, you push people into the train car so as many can fit as possible
HisDudness
OmgOptimized
I'm guessing that if there was usually room for everyone to get on (and if not, the next train will have room) then the behaviour would 1/2
OmgOptimized
be much more orderly. There is certainly a cultural element too, though. 2/2
Patches3000
Cultural element to breed like rabbits. We need population control.
TheMagicalUpvoteFearie
I once had to wait 20 mins in Tokyo to get on a subway before there was room to stand in, 5 trains later. More trains or less people or both
MitchBeaucannon
Happened to me in Vienna, too. Not a regular occurrence, though. Shit happens.
BayazTheBenevolent
Cultural element is putting it nicely. People in public in India look out ONLY for themselves. They push, shove, punch, curse at you.
BayazTheBenevolent
Sorry to say this, and call me a racist if you want, but damn near every Indian I met in my life was a fucking asshole.
boodloop
Only Indian I’ve met paid me $20 for a $4 phone cord cause it was “the smallest bill he had”.
makeSX
I have to agree with you. Worked as a production tech in a automated assembly factory in Finland and had indian collegues visiting our ->
sasquacher
Fuck that shit
TatersWhatsTatersPrecious
Pretty much
latinsaint
And that's how you get trampled to death
SpoonOfDoom
Or pushed under a train.
nicholasagream
Or pushed back onto the train.... never to leave!
BoomMic
EVERYDAY
FuzzyX
This is overpopulation growing faster than what public services can handle.
WhatzitTooya
Looks like they have no concept of "full".
FurtiveGlancer
*Mumbai - most other places in India is not THAT bad...
HappySteps
That's what I was thinking
IAMSRC
And I get mad when I get stuck at a light for more than one cycle.
kmikl
Fuck all that.
MyNameIsRichardCS54
I'm 82.5% (+/- 2.5%) certain that I would carve my out of that with a machete
lucivjov
Lol i’m 100% sure talking weird shit like that safely behind a screen gets you off.
EZMONEY98
Carve your what out?
RklBombs
Only?
MrKnowItAll1903
Just buy a first class ticket.
ppk999
This is first class
DarkwingDuc
Just stop being poor.
vonackus
They did fuck a lot and got too many humans, not enough space or resources to go around.
FuzzyX
Thanos currently looks reasonable.
NorthernTart
This reminds me of what I learned about the Black Plague. Since it wiped 1/2 of Europe, it left the other half rich after inheriting estates
NorthernTart
So even tho ppl were sad so many died, it left the survivors really well off.
ImJustHereToFckSpiders
Thanos was a retarded bitch boy, shoulda snapped twice and started over from scratch
IShibaBeastIsWhatNameImgurChose4Me
Gauntlets only snaps half of pop. So 2 snaps is only 75%,3 snaps 87.5% and so on
RSJunis
Not if it was programmed to 50% of origanal - meaning 0's and 1's - would delete all.
FuzzyX
SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP.
PartyStone
fucking animals
lucivjov
Man, still prefer this to the white trash I deal with everyday. “More guns in schools! That’s my kinda civilized!”
Marxthird
Another racist
PartyStone
no, just a normal person with normal morals and a good upbringing. this trash should be exported to antartica to learn manners
Mayonnaiseisainstrument
manners won't change the fact that there are way too many people for not enough train
jim71989
Well, I'm not racist (exact what a racist would say) but this isn't how civilized people would act. Someone could get seriously hurt.
QuiteHugeMegaPlusUltra
1) Civilized people. Maybe the problem is that civilized people have to work to survive, that you have to get in time to work and that your
QuiteHugeMegaPlusUltra
2) fucking transport system is the shit because there is little public spending. More like the problem of civilized capitalism.
PartyStone
hear hear, that shit is dangerous as fuck. one push and half a dozen people are under the train. best of luck then
sonicthemariomasterchief
The world needs a new plague
PopeyeTheSailor
nah we got plenty already, just have more control of them is all
DukeyFlukey
:)
NSAinformant
*snap*
TheGhostOfFutureDisappointments
We have one: antivaxxers.
iamuncorrect
Well... we got one
nomsdv
We kept saying this, then we got a fraction of a plague and panicked
UnrustleYerJimmies
*India and China need a plague. Everyone else is okay.
morgasm14
Everybody contributes to overpopulation, not just Chinese and Indians. We all share the earth and its resources
sonicthemariomasterchief
Yeah but countries like India and China which each have a pop. of almost 2,000,000,000 are the main contributers
UnrustleYerJimmies
No, everybody does not contribute to overpopulation. That is factually incorrect, but the countries that do contribute to it need to fix it.
morgasm14
People who have kids contribute more but everybody adds to the total count, including you and me, so it's a problem for all countries
ProphetofEntropy
some countries have falling birth rates and only are increasing in pop cause of immigration. so no, the worlds over-reproduction 1/2
ProphetofEntropy
problem is not equally shared some places still have 'no medicine' birth rates but now have much lower infant mortality. 2/2