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Apr 5, 2018 8:17 PM
Purrsuasion
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EmporerDragon
"I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!"
whereigotogetdownvotes
I'll bet she doesn't do that again
trigonman3
Ded people don't really do much of anything again.
CarInAVet
1) Okay, so two at once is a terrible idea, but bathing my cats with me is how I keep them calm (and contained). Claws are not an issue if
CarInAVet
2) you can keep them from freaking out, which is easy to do when you're in the water with them.
STINKPICKEL
Did this once with a muddy Jack Russell Terrier, was not one of my better decisions.
ThunderTodd
It's like being in the wind tunnel booth where if you can grab a cat you get to keep it.
Guy954
Thank you ThunderTodd, I literally laughed out loud.
foofiechops
Fuck that made me laugh
gnarledhalo
Some guys dream of *insert popular female actress.* I dream for this.
docmuteki
It ded.
pallentx
she so ded
docmuteki
All of them. So sad.
aSheepAmongWolves
Thats a good way to get stitches in your face
xBenoitBallsx
Bathe them as kittens.
IWillRepostOCAndGetMorePoints
this should be a new social network challenge
darkoshen
Shorts and a t-shirt? With two big kitties? How does someone even do that in 2018, after all these years of better information?
IAmJacksRagingBileDuct
One person does not bathe two cats at once. At least two people are required to bathe just one cat. This was a terrible idea.
redfox00
Just curious, why do you think so? :) your cat is naughty or you read something somewhere?
IAmJacksRagingBileDuct
Previous experience. My cat is pretty much the friendliest animal I've ever known, but when I've had to bathe him it was a fight.
redfox00
Well, I have two cats and I bathe them together myself with no help. They just meowing with sad voices but that’s about it :)
crash217
I like this
gnarledhalo
There's no saving you meow.
TheStubbornStoat
Cat-corn lol
zachggus365
Death by a thousand cuts
JustHeyo
One of the best things about washing cats is that they are self-agitating.
Merovean
Still hope this ignorant bitch has permanent scars.
prfesser
First, gather materials: mild shampoo (Johnson's No Tears), water just slightly above body temp, three pairs welding gloves, chain mail.
AshDanBay
Shorts seem like a bad decision.....among many others.
Fistouille
Why would you wash a cat? Why both at a time? Why with your bare legs and no gloves? Just... why?
villainousfungi
Anti hair ball food makes my cat’s fur greasy after a while. She gets baths but takes them like a champ.
SonOfKazar
One time i was pissing, then suddenly there my cat was between my legs looking in the bowl. His head got pissed on. Since I was hopping in--
SonOfKazar
--the shower anyway, I figured fuck it, he's getting a bath too. I got scratched a coupke times, but in the end I was bigger and stronger--
SonOfKazar
--and only cried a little when he nercilessly made me bleed. Cleaned the piss off him, though.
AllBoobIsBestBob
We arent in here with you, YOU ARE IN HERE WITH US!
Ziek
My kitty doesn't mind baths, she knows she will be soft and smell really good after
RipOffTheBandAid
Having had dozens of cats for many long years I have never once bathed one except on one unique occasion. Cats wash themselves
enterusernamehere25
omg i did the same mistake my cat eventually made it out by using my body to claw her way up
JiffyDealer
trigonman3
Evil, lying countdown timer! Nothing happened!
blainetog
Poor little guy. Broken inside.
DimensionalShambler
A few hours later, detectives were confused to find two cats in a bath of watery human broth
alwaysupvoteprincessbride
I can't believe that there was even one person on the planet who thought this was a good idea
jahupa
I learned this wasn't a good idea when I was 5. Where have they been?
trigonman3
Obviously she's never been 5.
mikeatike
Camera person knew what would happen, that's why they were ready to record.
sesamesnapsinhalf
JJWoodSculpture
I can’t tell if she’s laughing or crying.
Anthroposapien
Looks like she is blonde or ginger. So either she’s really dumb or has no soul. That could explain it.
cocochronic
As a ginger, can confirm. Cat scratches do nothing to me. Bring it on kitteh. Bring it on.
heygobrittany
One time I gave my husband the duty of cat bath. He scruffed him and stuck his arm under the cat for support. First and last cat bath he gav
spyghst720
It's a great idea, generally they're more into getting out than harming you. Works pretty well with my gf's cats. Baths every 3 weeks ;^^
alwaysupvoteprincessbride
spyghst720
What? It helps keep hair/shedding down, allergies. They're not panicing, they meow objectively when I do it but then they're fine.
spyghst720
https://www.facebook.com/lexi.haefer/videos/10101592438148218/
spyghst720
https://www.facebook.com/lexi.haefer/videos/10101592438148218/
mrx600531
Poor man's suicide booth.
FlutterBy1984
Worst way to go! Lol
RipOffTheBandAid
F2PBTWP2WSCUM
Hahaha
NotAHugeSpider
Like being inside a popcorn popper filled with angry claws and teeth
proileri
Death by a thousand cuts, then?
Mobiusloop
What is she thinking?
Gweehe101
I agree. Still, poor kitties.
Imostlyreactwithimages
"You have chosen : slow and painful"
SpacePizzaFuture
It was the only checkbox?
Orionsdick
Good choice!
mattiasww
"you are now dead. thank you for using 'Stop and Drop', Americas favorite suicide booth since 2008"
thedeathstarwasaninsidejob1
The cats....
IamGelatinSkelly
Beat me to it. Cheers
ExistenceIsPainWasTakem
Good one.
PaleChixAreMyFetish
Sauce please
tehwilsonator
Watchmen (2009)
xyrax
Youtube the scene, or better yet watch the film. Its worth it for how badass that scene is.
therealNorrinRadd