Jan 9, 2020 2:52 AM
draculaura
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ShouldWeTellHim
I see that you know my kids
politicalsciencefiction
Me
Dornenprinzessin
When i was 14, before i was going on a classtrip for a week i've locked the bathroom and took the key away.
3littlemonkey0
When im in the bathroom and my kids go mom? Mommm! Mommmmm! Then all hell breaks loose and i gotta hurry out of there!
youisrealspecial
¡Está Poopin!
voldemortician
AnAsOfYetUnidentifiedIndividual
v
OtakuAnime
Bathroom siege in progress: intruders attempt to breach the porcelain fortress, unaware that locked means locked. Tactical pooping continues.
Bloodboar
It's funny, I hear the bathroom door I think, "better go later". Other fam thinks, "oh yeah, I forgot I need to go to the bathroom too"
arauld1976360
Fur family! Can no longer close the door because of my kitties and puppies!!
Snooj
I moved from a two bathroom house to a one bathroom house. When you make a move to go to the bathroom everyone suddenly has to go.
ohnoyoudid
Me: (close room door) Asian parents:
beegobuzz
MOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!
joeyjojosharknado
Damn dirty apes.
IToldYouSo1
Me during the holidays hosting family (get out of the bathroom)
ampleapplepies
You summoned them to you with your unrealized bathroom powers
3Davideo
Also cats.
LagMeister99
mrw I’m a rebel soldier and I hear heavy breathing down the dark corridor
woozle
Southampton
Omg saaaaaaaammme
BossPat
KNOCK ON THAT DAMN DOOR AGAIN I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER I'M GONNA SHIT SO SLOW
BigDaddyTruckNuts
I love my whore family
TTKR
yes daddy
AlmostLurking
Son?!
SoFunnyIFarted
I'm pooping!!!
Ingebork
Estoy poopin!
Namr9000
Accurate
QuickGoogleSearch
I remember when I was younger living in a house with 5 people and 1 bathroom, had to make reservations almost lol
wheresmybanana
Estoy poopin’!
influbit
My 2 year old son comes in anyway and says “hawagahishhhhhh Ka!”
TransIris
ESTOY POOPIN'!!
Philipjfrydeliveryboy
For context
IAmCooCooCaChoo
OCCUPADO
sventacklebox
ESTA!
shortwarrior
Es JUAN ocupado?
Uh, si?
Bobby?
TroelsyTwo
Is that repetitive actions cos it's in mental distress? Or does it just want snacks?
NotaCPA
I'd say distress...plus 1 on how bloody strong that door is though.
MercilessTheMerciful
If it's part of a champ enclosure it will of course be a sturdy design. That kind of reminded me of the woodpeckerin' scene from Hereditary.
BobbyBobBobBuBuBuBubblegoose
That chimp doesn't seem to lack power.
CyberPunk1987
Im at work dumpin right now and someone just tried the door multiple times as if the lock would somehow become less locked.
Zarital
My office had a weird guy who would peek into stalls to see if they were empty for like 5-6 seconds before trying the next stall.
alsoAzrael
"coooome IIIIIIIiiiiiiinnnnnnnn"
HurrDurrErmMature
Tell them to come back with a warrant
8008135calculator
I usually shout 'try again it might work next time' or 'come in'
BlueEyedTrixxyHobbit
Tell them to come in
ParanoidBoeh
Had this happen too the other day, followed by a wet fart and a "oh fuck no".
Wexed
I was at work .. and it actually became less locked ... Trauma for life for the other guy
Jerojero
I’m sorry for your loss
Secsletariat
It's OK. He only lost his shit, and was in the right place for it anyway.
ShouldWeTellHim
I see that you know my kids
politicalsciencefiction
Dornenprinzessin
When i was 14, before i was going on a classtrip for a week i've locked the bathroom and took the key away.
3littlemonkey0
When im in the bathroom and my kids go mom? Mommm! Mommmmm! Then all hell breaks loose and i gotta hurry out of there!
youisrealspecial
¡Está Poopin!
voldemortician
AnAsOfYetUnidentifiedIndividual
OtakuAnime
Bathroom siege in progress: intruders attempt to breach the porcelain fortress, unaware that locked means locked. Tactical pooping continues.
Bloodboar
It's funny, I hear the bathroom door I think, "better go later". Other fam thinks, "oh yeah, I forgot I need to go to the bathroom too"
arauld1976360
Fur family! Can no longer close the door because of my kitties and puppies!!
Snooj
I moved from a two bathroom house to a one bathroom house. When you make a move to go to the bathroom everyone suddenly has to go.
ohnoyoudid
Me: (close room door) Asian parents:
beegobuzz
MOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!
joeyjojosharknado
Damn dirty apes.
IToldYouSo1
Me during the holidays hosting family (get out of the bathroom)
ampleapplepies
You summoned them to you with your unrealized bathroom powers
3Davideo
Also cats.
LagMeister99
mrw I’m a rebel soldier and I hear heavy breathing down the dark corridor
woozle
Southampton
Omg saaaaaaaammme
BossPat
KNOCK ON THAT DAMN DOOR AGAIN I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER I'M GONNA SHIT SO SLOW
BigDaddyTruckNuts
I love my whore family
TTKR
yes daddy
AlmostLurking
Son?!
SoFunnyIFarted
I'm pooping!!!
Ingebork
Estoy poopin!
Namr9000
Accurate
QuickGoogleSearch
draculaura
I remember when I was younger living in a house with 5 people and 1 bathroom, had to make reservations almost lol
wheresmybanana
Estoy poopin’!
influbit
My 2 year old son comes in anyway and says “hawagahishhhhhh Ka!”
TransIris
ESTOY POOPIN'!!
Philipjfrydeliveryboy
For context
IAmCooCooCaChoo
OCCUPADO
sventacklebox
ESTA!
shortwarrior
Es JUAN ocupado?
wheresmybanana
Uh, si?
shortwarrior
Bobby?
TroelsyTwo
Is that repetitive actions cos it's in mental distress? Or does it just want snacks?
NotaCPA
I'd say distress...plus 1 on how bloody strong that door is though.
MercilessTheMerciful
If it's part of a champ enclosure it will of course be a sturdy design. That kind of reminded me of the woodpeckerin' scene from Hereditary.
BobbyBobBobBuBuBuBubblegoose
That chimp doesn't seem to lack power.
CyberPunk1987
Im at work dumpin right now and someone just tried the door multiple times as if the lock would somehow become less locked.
Zarital
My office had a weird guy who would peek into stalls to see if they were empty for like 5-6 seconds before trying the next stall.
alsoAzrael
"coooome IIIIIIIiiiiiiinnnnnnnn"
HurrDurrErmMature
Tell them to come back with a warrant
8008135calculator
I usually shout 'try again it might work next time' or 'come in'
BlueEyedTrixxyHobbit
Tell them to come in
ParanoidBoeh
Had this happen too the other day, followed by a wet fart and a "oh fuck no".
Wexed
I was at work .. and it actually became less locked ... Trauma for life for the other guy
Jerojero
I’m sorry for your loss
Secsletariat
It's OK. He only lost his shit, and was in the right place for it anyway.