Yep

Jan 9, 2020 2:52 AM

draculaura

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I see that you know my kids

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Me

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When i was 14, before i was going on a classtrip for a week i've locked the bathroom and took the key away.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

When im in the bathroom and my kids go mom? Mommm! Mommmmm! Then all hell breaks loose and i gotta hurry out of there!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

¡Está Poopin!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bathroom siege in progress: intruders attempt to breach the porcelain fortress, unaware that locked means locked. Tactical pooping continues.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's funny, I hear the bathroom door I think, "better go later". Other fam thinks, "oh yeah, I forgot I need to go to the bathroom too"

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fur family! Can no longer close the door because of my kitties and puppies!!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

I moved from a two bathroom house to a one bathroom house. When you make a move to go to the bathroom everyone suddenly has to go.

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Me: (close room door) Asian parents:

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

MOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn dirty apes.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me during the holidays hosting family (get out of the bathroom)

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You summoned them to you with your unrealized bathroom powers

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Also cats.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

mrw I’m a rebel soldier and I hear heavy breathing down the dark corridor

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Omg saaaaaaaammme

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

KNOCK ON THAT DAMN DOOR AGAIN I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER I'M GONNA SHIT SO SLOW

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love my whore family

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

yes daddy

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Son?!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm pooping!!!

6 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 2

Estoy poopin!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Accurate

6 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I remember when I was younger living in a house with 5 people and 1 bathroom, had to make reservations almost lol

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Estoy poopin’!

6 years ago | Likes 507 Dislikes 5

My 2 year old son comes in anyway and says “hawagahishhhhhh Ka!”

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

ESTOY POOPIN'!!

6 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 1

For context

6 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 0

OCCUPADO

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

ESTA!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Es JUAN ocupado?

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Uh, si?

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Bobby?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is that repetitive actions cos it's in mental distress? Or does it just want snacks?

6 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

I'd say distress...plus 1 on how bloody strong that door is though.

6 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

If it's part of a champ enclosure it will of course be a sturdy design. That kind of reminded me of the woodpeckerin' scene from Hereditary.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That chimp doesn't seem to lack power.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Im at work dumpin right now and someone just tried the door multiple times as if the lock would somehow become less locked.

6 years ago | Likes 137 Dislikes 1

My office had a weird guy who would peek into stalls to see if they were empty for like 5-6 seconds before trying the next stall.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"coooome IIIIIIIiiiiiiinnnnnnnn"

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Tell them to come back with a warrant

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I usually shout 'try again it might work next time' or 'come in'

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tell them to come in

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Had this happen too the other day, followed by a wet fart and a "oh fuck no".

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was at work .. and it actually became less locked ... Trauma for life for the other guy

6 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

I’m sorry for your loss

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's OK. He only lost his shit, and was in the right place for it anyway.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0