Sep 27, 2016 3:46 PM
ishigidydigidy
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Look at it... just look at it. So smooth. So graceful.
thisiswhythereshouldbealimittohowlongyourusernameis
Damn man
FourCatsAndSevenMemesAgo
http://imgur.com/ffJ5RgU
wantednokes
It's like he knew it was coming
Rodri87
WE MISS YOU BERN!!!! :'(
SummerOfBees
"show bad replies"
lurkerburzerker
what part was the national travesty?
erischilde
I know one black dude these days. I fuck up handshake every,single, time. I go home feeling so white and ashamed :(
loungeking1
Right on
NEINTOES
ohthatsgood
You spelled *should wrong
JonTiller
If it would have come down to Trump and Bernie, I would have votrd for Bernie even though I agree with almost none of his policies.
diarmuidmurray
Boss.
since93til
Legendary
flyingpanda96
CwispyNoodles
"Whats up my nigga" "Hello senator"
iluvwhitegirls
My nigga
VorpalHalcyon
In moments like that, you just black out and hope your hand syncs up with the other person's hand.
ThisIsYourConscienceSpeaking
Yeah that's who we need. A president who knows how to shake hands in the black way.
GreyMountain
settle down
iHveNoCleverName
Don't forget he can communicate with birds.
mkthelegend
True that, we are too obsessed on the social issues. The propaganda on social media/sites is disgusting.
RICHARDJOKES
I'm still voting for him
Huggitt17
If we all do it, it's not throwing away your vote!
averageexpectations
Even when he asked you not to?
ButtblasterMcAssmaster
If Trump wins because of idealists like you refusing to face the reality of the election I'm going to shit myself.
timbukktrukk
What? The debate was not a travesty. Hillary was competent, confident, smart, and on her game. Trump sounded like a Schnitzel from Chowder.
Itsboomtiemrightnow
Nothing but ad hominem arguments for the entire debate, mostly from Hillary too.
Yes, THANK YOU!!! I tire of these she is doing bad or is like Trump.
d3xus
Radda radda radda radda?
Raaaaada rada radda radda!
Islv
is she corrupt? yes. However she was obviously prepared and answered the questions carefully and professionally. Cant say the same for trump
probablyabadidea
I know, plus the part that was a travesty (trump) would've been there regardless
KeeleonOhms
It was a travesty that those were the best candidates America could offer.
TheDivineUsersub
They weren't the best, they were simply the ones with the best marketing.
ScaryScarab
What debate were you watching? lol, both were just...ugh
Hero0fHyrule
The best part is how much the black guy appreciates it!
2PharrGone
shakeyerbonbonshakeyerbonbon
[clapping intensifies]
thisnameistaken
Love the clapping like a seal bit
KevorkianScarf
I'm failing to see anyone's outstretched arms smacking their hands wildly. I do however see several normal, excited claps.
JadeNB1729
Dude, if your arms smack your hands when you clap, some part of your anatomy is broken.
LookForCeraInUserSub
jaminjimmyjames
Alright, alright.
ibelieveinathingcalledlove
Black people approved
Thiswasalltheyhad
That's what I'm sayin. Do you see how fast he started clapping in approval?
Bontondo
Or that slight nod of approval directly afterwards.
Jamesonlikethewhiskey
HarleyQuinn699
"Monica"- the black guy after
NekoMiko06
Erica
aPrideofLions
'Oh, Monica'- Bill after
Captain200256
babyporkchops
the opposite
Zasep
Such a good sketch
Terminal56
Is that Peele (idk his first name)
RedCharlie
Jordan, and yes
lilmessi42
Throwback to when this happened in real life
ChameleonFacedGoon
In his defence, that's Kevin Fucking Durant
Dizznasty
That's his middle name huh? The more you know!
IChooseWisely
Ha!
thatpandagirl
Don't forget Bernie was a member of a Black Rights activist group in college and was arrested for it.
twfeline
That was during the Civil War?
Tharundilo
Not sure if trolling or autist
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
I think he was making a joke on his age. Like how I joked with my old man how when he got his license I asked if dinosaurs needed licenses.
*slaps knee* That be a good one right there ey.
Hilary actually desegregated an entire school district before she was a politician.
VigorousButtstuff
She also got rapists off on technicalities before she was a politician. So there's that.
citoyenne
She was assigned that case (she tried to get taken off it) and she did her job. Isn't imgur normally all about due process in rape cases?
Really? Bet you believe in the Clinton murders in the 90s too. However, back to the topic at hand. Can you elaborate, maybe proof?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCDzRtZLUkc Her saying it on tape.
Fact check yall shit mon. http://www.factcheck.org/2016/06/clintons-1975-rape-case/
You know when she was teaching law in Arkansas University the JUDGE requested her to represent that man. She even felt uncomfortable with it
lieutenantLtSmash
Not always so smooth v
HAGAHAHA
gamecast92
That's because it's Ellen's fault.
AngryGroundhog
The national travesty would be ignoring Bernie's wishes & handing the country to Donald Trump, where-in we'd lose everything he fought for.
I wish Bernie supporters would actually listen to Bernie.
CardiosOne
It's people's right to decide who to vote for. If Hillary loses those votes that's on her and the DNC, and no one else.
It is their right; but how can she win people over who refuse to even consider her? She's adopted nearly all of Bernie's policies.
It's called honesty. One of the top things the public describes her as is a liar.
It's about perspective: http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/lists/people/comparing-hillary-clinton-donald-trump-truth-o-met/
I was a bernie supporter in the primaries, but some of these guys be like:
Memes4Cheap
this could be us but we playin'
override367
millenials couldn't be bothered to actually vote because omg you guys voting doesn't matter anyway
*shakes walker at kids and their damn cell phones*
RandAIFlagg
Brexit.
smitmp02
The DNC rigged it. We all know Bernie Sanders got more votes than Hillary. Don't be naive.
The DNC rigged it? Really? Hillary won by more than ten times the margin that Obama did in 2008, that's quite a fucking claim!
They also managed to keep turnout down at historic lows and had the cooperation of the state election boards in red states that hate clinton
Then they intentionally leaked a bunch of e-mails showing a preference for Hillary and positing schemes to help her win, but nothing illegal
Billy2sweet
This could be US*
SmertNSpecial
Heyo
senkuo
Honestly im kinda sad that he didn't go further.
babycoolredhead
https://media.giphy.com/media/lXiRyzIIiVd9kP9PW/giphy.gif
AlmostScientist
I know he isn't like this but it reminds me of http://imgur.com/kwC9Y2C.gif
HamRoll
Now I'm gonna need the episode that this was in
kinnell
Scrubs - Season 5 Episode 19
skiprains
Hahaha. I love that! +1
NEEDZMOAR
exactly what I was thinking of when I first saw this.
Sztywniak
I keep hearing "what's up dong?"
DaddyBinks
Is that Patrick leahy?
CasualFridayHandjob
Well see the thing is, he didn't start it, he went for a normal handshake, and reacted to the change up. Some real O.G. shit.
smooth like his hair.
silky
whatevermanishowedup
Maybe it's Maybelline
AnotherImgurian14
I get why people would like Trump/Sanders even if I disagree with them. I do NOT get why anyone would like Hillary.
Wimpymind
same. I dont think either would be a good leader (prefer trump of the 2, but meteor would be better), bue she is a damn snake.
but*
BlakcXS
The best i can say is that Hillary is the best of the worst.Trump would spell death to US.Im not from US, im from EU, so this is my opinion
aselleus
She has been in politics a long time, has been in the white house and knows what to expect. Plus Bill. I feel like she will get stuff done
eskamobob1
The policies she is running on are extremely close to my own. That is at least a reason even if I think she is a lying sack of shit
Barkinsons
Because she has by far the most experience and competence to run a public office and won't fuck over Obamas policies
sirplayerone
Simply because she isn't Trump. With Bernie gone and no viable third party choice, she's all we got. Which is fucked up.
minneapple
Because her politics align with ours, perhaps?
rubbarz
Because its Trump/Hillary....
AncientSeraph
I feel the same about Trump. As an outsider, I'm absolutely baffled by him getting this ridiculously far.
I get why people like Trump. They are nostalgic for the 80s/90s. I will admit(I don't support him) people twist his words a lot.
SneakyNickCage
I feel like they twist his words to make him LESS awful...
TheRealHS
She's a famous woman, establishment, loved in the media and voters are too apathetic to see her for what she is. = recipe for easy ride.
loved in the media? No shit lol. They pay her.
DannyGG
"loved by the media". Umm approximately 40 years of media scrutiny would like a word with you...
imaginedear
Because she supports most of the same policies I do. I don't get why anyone votes on any other criteria.
killscrew
Because crazy people can act with presidential authority and completely ignore their platform...
I think voting based off of what policies you feel each politician will be able to enact is a fair criteria
Xirema
She's also been fighting for those policies for the better part of the last 40 years, minus a few unfortunate blips, here and there.
Thonanon
...If by blips you mean Icebergs and the nation is the Titanic
UnfortunatelyTheHighKingofSkyrim
I too enjoy hyperbole.
Exactly
ThatOneGuyOP
Because she has a lot of policies that are similar to bernies. Im not going to risk the security of our nation just because I don't like her
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Seem's everyone's downvoting anything anti-Hillary but she's real keen on starting shit with Russia, which is kinda bad for security.
FoeOfFauxPho
Thank you
She is extremely hawkish, pro corporate establishment.. And is already contradicting herself self on policies from the primary like the tpp
kerms
I mean you're still risking the security of our nation. Hillary's got a track record of being bad for security of the nation.
thesixthcourier
Considering that Trump is in *personal/professional* debt to foreign nationals, I don't know that he has a leg to stand on there.
ShepskyHuskherd
Because a buffoon whose companies have had to be bailed out by banks due to bankruptcy multiple times is good for USA?
He owns like 70-something companies, and like 4 of them went bankrupt. That's normal for an entrepeneur.
I would like to see a list of these 70 companies plz.
Liquidditch
The best arguement ive seen for her is that she isnt trump
JustCallMeJazzHands
You're certainly not wrong.
Thats all you need when thats all you got
RandomlyAppointedNSAAgent
But let me counter that argument with an equally valid point: she IS Hillary
MaybeIDontWantAUsername
Well yeah, but he is Trump
CheetahFart
v
CandyDickDaddyWithTheSugarBalls
Yea and I got downvoted for saying that is not a reason to vote for her..
It actually is... lesser of two evils
Ill be voting third party
And that's fine, but if you live in a swing state you're making a "statement vote" and essentially playing political roulette.
CameToCommentandChewGumImAllOutOfGum
At this point what else do you need? I mean we don't have a viable 3rd option now
Fireheart1990
There's always Jill Stein.
Wander1236
I've been seeing a lot of Gary Johnson posters lately.
tiikki
In your system voting 3rd party = suppoting the main candidate you hate more.
Why am I downvoted? I literally just made an observation.
NotaClipaMagazine
Gary Johnson want's to reduce the military, legalize weed, is pro nuclear. Sure I don't 100% agree, but he's easily the best one out there.
Wow, didn't realize how many pro defense spending, anti green energy, anti drug people were here.
I'm for all those things too, what I'm not for is eliminating corporate income tax, and won't vote for anyone who supports it. And while >
rexzeer
Most people asked on the street said they'd vote for Clinton because she's not Trump and/or because she's a woman. I think it's a shame /1
that having a vagina is the best reason why people think they should vote on a candidate. /2
TheUpdootist
Kind of like people who say I'm not voting for her because she lies so instead I'll vote for Trump. Hmmmmm...
What's between your legs is a physical characteristic. Being a liar is a moral one. The first has nothing to do with whether you're /1
qualified for presidency. The second has everything to do with it. /2
Tachyon000
Wow nice politically motivated factoid with no source
OMG, a comment on one of the presidential candidates is politically motivated!
BluBoxx
That and you know, she's also a world class leader with solid independently lauded policy prescriptions and vision
TakWriterOfWorlds
Benghazi! E-mails!
Yes, given her track record we kind of know what kind of president Clinton would be. And that's why I won't vote for her.
Which record are you looking at? Voting record? Children's health insurance program? Legal aid lawyer?
Because the last Clinton we had in the Oval Office only improved our nation 10 fold....?
elfoe
The debate went better than I expected, it seems people just think it's cool to pretend to be outraged with all the options
micotyro
Yeah, it was honestly a very stressful anticipation but what a relief when it finished.
thatanonymoususer
The debate as an isolated incident is alright, but if you've been following it the whole time, the result can be frustrating.
inmediasrays
I don't want to vote for Umpa Loompa Hitler or Claire Underhill and I don't feel like those should be my only options.
comfortableshoes
It's Underwood. And you should vote for her.
You're right about the name but wrong about who I should vote for.
Hope you don't live in a swing state.
And before you get all Jill Stein or Gary Johnson on me, 1 Panders to anti-vaxers, 2 is only candidate that's totally ok with mass shootings
NexiKuro
I think the debate would've been even louder with bernie tbh, it would've just been two old geezers refusing to use their indoor voices.
2/1 don't get me wrong, berms would've had an easier time by dividing the pro outsider vote. But the debate would be a loud af trainwreck.
Inglorious89
I get the feeling most of the people who are complaining about the debate didn't watch it.
I watched the debate and I can confirm that it was ridiculous. Nothing but ad hominem arguments for the entire debate.
dmex
I also watched it and clearly saw a difference between a measured adult and a petulant child.
thisplaceisnotforyou
Oh yeah if you love Bernie I can see how the choice is difficult. If only he had helped write a candidate's platform to be the most liberal.
Rc58
More liberal than the Green Party's?
DizzyNosferatu
Right? For fuck's sake, I voted for Sanders in Illinois, but even I can see the tone around Clinton is hyperbolic and hysterical.
Voting for Clinton: but what if she continues the benefits of the 1%? Voting for Trump: but what if he decides Hitler was right?
Pandaphant
Oh yeah, he did!
SudoNimm
while she might be saying some of the same stuff as him now, ppl don't think she believes it or will try to get it done when elected. 2/2
Even if she doesn't do all of it, exactly how much do you think you'll get under Trump?
It's difficult because it is hard to believe that Hillary will follow through on any of it. Ppl don't trust her word, so 1/
He's openly asked his supporters to vote for Hillary. Trump is a dangerous candidate, this is not the time to make a "statement" vote. Had >
crii
honestly, this IS the time to make a statement vote. if 3rd party candidates can draw enough of the popular vote away from either major 1/?
party's trash candidates, maybe they could realize that we really, really don't want divisive, lying, conniving leaders. [1/2]
BaronVonCucumber
Didn't he recently aquire a 3rd house ?
He's got a home in DC and Vermont, this is common for people in Congress. They've always had 3 homes, they sold the existing vacation >
home (which his wife inherited) and bought a new one. So he has bought a new house, but hasn't added an additional home.
Cruz or Jeb! been the nominee, I might be voting for Stein (or hopefully Bernie would have run 3rd party), but with Trump, I'll play it >
catsonmeth
Registering green, have no hope to ever vote green.
nlghtmancometh
Cruz would have been worse than Trump. Jeb, I'll give you.
safe and continue to follow Bernie's lead, which in this case is to JUST FUCKING VOTE FOR HILLARY AND STOP POUTING!
See, I'm voting Accelerationist.
Thank you. It only logical choice. Now here's your reward.
manimatr0n
Candidates have to earn a vote.
NobodyHasToReadThisCrap
No. Voting can be strategic. Some elections you can vote a great candidate into office. Others, you vote to protect you country from tragedy
magoslich
To be fair, you dodged a bullet on Stein. She is like 75% Trump crazy. (Wifi is giving us cancer says she)
JohnFloorwalker
I've heard crazier shit man.
HighestHorse
I love how people criticise Bernie for wanting free education and healthcare saying "where does he think the money will come from?" 1/?
JosAngelGONZO
Not like California use to have free college or something...
MerToo
Spending tax dollars on megadeaths = 'Merica!!! Spending tax dollars on health & education is COMMUNISM! Please learn the difference.
Much free! So peace. http://www.globalresearch.ca/us-has-killed-more-than-20-million-people-in-37-victim-nations-since-world-war-ii/5492051
Probly coulda had nice infrastructure and a health system for the same cost, but it wouldn't have made for exciting TV.
iamMrG
I'm sorry, but after three college degrees, there are too many IDIOTS going to college instead of going to a trade school...
That's cultural. We've been made to believe that the way to success is a college degree. For me, you should go to college only if->
your aim is to get more knowledge. If your aim is to get a nice salary, other options should be more desirable. But people, even potential->
employers, sometimes see college-less people as undesirable.
Do you really think Americans want warfare and killing?
FancyGiraffes
They seem okay with funding terrorism, so that's a definitive "Yes."
Which Americans do you know seem "okay with funding terrorism"?
pdxenburg
No, they said Bernie is "free everything" - but then again, they're lying sacks of shit
cheeseguy3412
Bernie: The manifestation of the country's last fuck. It went flying out the window.
uvwaexx
There's a broken window Econ joke somewhere in here...
Trump is the broken window. Now someone's going to break all the others too.
UncleIrohnman
Krasnopeev
One might say there were no fucks then
Unfortunately, there were two fucks left. They had a "debate" the other night.
Snowdemoman
Where will Bernie get the money from? Easy, by taxing the 1% who've been DODGING THEIR FUCKING TAXES!
MemeMyselfnI
Love it. If you can use the deduction, it's tax law, if you can't use it. ..it's a loophole. Stupid cunts.
StarrrryNight
You need to make paying taxes the patriotic thing to do. Helping fund the country. Make tax dodging anti-American + problem solved.
I love Bernie (and voted for him), but for what he wanted to achieve, it would likely have required a tax hike for the top 10%. Which I >
still think is fine, speaking as someone who would be impacted by it. But just financially speaking, the top 1% alone wouldn't have cut it.
DontMakeMeBeThatGuy
45% of Americans will pay no income tax this year. Just throwing that out there
causality
45% of corporations won't either.
Littleman88
How do I jump onto this train, because where I work, I really shouldn't be paying ~25% to the government with every paycheck.
JmHReborn
Or because they don't make enough to qualify to pay income taxes. But there are other types of taxes... Property, state, local and sales
SolidEther
Yeah we just a multi billion dollar weapon deal with israel
caboops
I can't believe we just a.
RenamedUser
I accidentally a whole coke bottle
IKR? And with Israel, who are one of the nastiest little bunches of assholes since those German ones, & remember what we had to do to *them*
Fahargo
So we made an investment in the our strongest ally in the middle-east. So terrible
Suspended1
The fact that we call Israel an ally is telling, if they weren't Jewish they'd straight up be enemies of the US because of their government.
Fuck you we call Saudi Arabia an ally
Honestly curious can you list some of the things the Israeli government has done
Israel keeps and treats the Palestinian/non-Jewish population in a way that meets the dictionary definition of apartheid, for one.
So many Americans have no issue with spending trillions of tax dollars on warfare and killing people but when it comes to helping 2/?
DameNight
As the top country who spends the most money in the world on military expeditures, the U.S. can afford to divert some of that towards 1/
DoctorSpaceDog
Finally, this guy you made for the purpose of argument gets what's coming to him. I was so sick of that guy who suits your purpose so well.
education, healthcare, and other important issues. America spends more money on the military than the next seven countries combined. 2/2
Americans and the betterment of their own country no one supports it. So sad. As if free healthcare & education never has worked before 3/3
KnuckleDeepInABabyTRex
I am impressed by your guys' ability to not down vote the shit out of a double comment
Check again..
inthehole
Even though I completely agree with this, the username checks out
Diacyn
Wish we would switch to nuclear power so we can get the hell out of the middle east.
RogerMajor
Honestly it's just people being uniformed about how our government works now, and how his plan would change that. It's sad really.
OptimisticDownvoteLover
Lack of education, vast misinformation... Its a deadly cycle isnt it? I hope we'll get out of it soon
HouseOfEvil
I for one, despise having the biggest military in the world. There's so much good that could be done instead of maintaining killing machines
Pieala
You are correct. We like just looking like we're helping.
Shiroto
You... you know much more is spent on medicare-aid and social security that our defense and safety right? Or "killing people" as you say
natabus
National sense of twisted Machismo. "better to throw labor and resources down the drain of war, then to spend it aiding the WEAK"
Zaratamtam
That's what they call patriotism.
chardlz
But you see, healthcare and education are stupid causes, killing people is a way better way to spend our money
jesusdudewtf
Yes. I am completely okay with money spent on warfare because a big customer of my company has only military contracts. Gives us work.
kerchew
maintaining trade routes open, policing, and protecting foreign interests has no reflection on our GDP. Meanwhile the us spends the 2nd most
Of any country on social welfare and how is that helping our poverty rate exactly? You are misrepresenting the argument that most have with
Social spending in that it isn't benefiting people long term like work and creating wealth will. Only holding them back.
Toderdj
Nobody said anything about welfare.
LiterallyWorseThanHitler
I wouldn't be surprised if all the money put into free education would also pay back. An educated populace is a productive populace.
scruffymarcher
We already have more bachelors degrees than Germany.
Well, unless that's relative to the population, that's no big surprise, since you have almost four times as many people.
Eskandar
An educated populace doesn't vote these jackholes into office term after term.
CrustyJohnson
It's funny you say that when half the fucking memes on imgur are graduates complaining about not being able to find a job in their field...
DongSayaDae
A countrys ability to produce a horrible labor market isnt the same as educated people not finding a job. Educated people do tend to work
philipjennings
Look to Finland. They say their most valuable export is their educated populace.
Holland checking in. We've a mostly knowledge-based economy.
TheRoab
Denmark. Free education, hell, you even get paid to take an education. And free healthcare.
Your country is also tiny and contributes nothing to international conflict resolution.
With some of the best trained special forces in the world, we certainly do not contribute #sarcasm
Right..
troublecliff
Resolution!?
Comes from the country that is pretty much the cause for most major international conflicts for past decades...
BewareTheCrocigator
international conflict creation*
mrShaver
I'll agree that the Military budget is a substantial amount of money, but in it was only 16% of budget.
librarywyrm
Take out a loan with 16% interest
GanjalfTheClear
Why the down votes? This is a great fucking point.
Thoraxe123
16% is a lot
Is it really though?
britishdilettantejimmyrustlerbutmostlyokguy
You guys spend 16% of your budget on defence?!
Sounds like a lot, yeah. Keep in mind, though, that a good portion (idk exact figures) is spent on our allies as well.
Uhh. The US spent $600 billion on defense in 2015. The next country to even come close to that number was China, and they spent $215 billion
How many other countries does China pay military expenses for?
That's not an "only" sort of figure there. Imagine would $400 billion could do for education or just general infrastructure.
PubstarHero
How to save on Military budget - Go back to the olden days where contracts were done by forcing companies to build the prototypes 1/2
With an outline given to them. Best prototype wins the contract award. Shit like the F-35 wouldn't happen if this were the case.
thisiswhythereshouldbealimittohowlongyourusernameis
Damn man
FourCatsAndSevenMemesAgo
http://imgur.com/ffJ5RgU
wantednokes
It's like he knew it was coming
Rodri87
WE MISS YOU BERN!!!! :'(
SummerOfBees
"show bad replies"
lurkerburzerker
what part was the national travesty?
erischilde
I know one black dude these days. I fuck up handshake every,single, time. I go home feeling so white and ashamed :(
loungeking1
Right on
NEINTOES
ohthatsgood
You spelled *should wrong
JonTiller
If it would have come down to Trump and Bernie, I would have votrd for Bernie even though I agree with almost none of his policies.
diarmuidmurray
Boss.
since93til
Legendary
flyingpanda96
CwispyNoodles
"Whats up my nigga" "Hello senator"
iluvwhitegirls
My nigga
VorpalHalcyon
In moments like that, you just black out and hope your hand syncs up with the other person's hand.
ThisIsYourConscienceSpeaking
Yeah that's who we need. A president who knows how to shake hands in the black way.
GreyMountain
settle down
iHveNoCleverName
Don't forget he can communicate with birds.
mkthelegend
True that, we are too obsessed on the social issues. The propaganda on social media/sites is disgusting.
RICHARDJOKES
I'm still voting for him
Huggitt17
If we all do it, it's not throwing away your vote!
averageexpectations
Even when he asked you not to?
ButtblasterMcAssmaster
If Trump wins because of idealists like you refusing to face the reality of the election I'm going to shit myself.
timbukktrukk
What? The debate was not a travesty. Hillary was competent, confident, smart, and on her game. Trump sounded like a Schnitzel from Chowder.
Itsboomtiemrightnow
Nothing but ad hominem arguments for the entire debate, mostly from Hillary too.
iHveNoCleverName
Yes, THANK YOU!!! I tire of these she is doing bad or is like Trump.
d3xus
Radda radda radda radda?
iHveNoCleverName
Raaaaada rada radda radda!
Islv
is she corrupt? yes. However she was obviously prepared and answered the questions carefully and professionally. Cant say the same for trump
probablyabadidea
I know, plus the part that was a travesty (trump) would've been there regardless
KeeleonOhms
It was a travesty that those were the best candidates America could offer.
TheDivineUsersub
They weren't the best, they were simply the ones with the best marketing.
ScaryScarab
What debate were you watching? lol, both were just...ugh
Hero0fHyrule
The best part is how much the black guy appreciates it!
2PharrGone
shakeyerbonbonshakeyerbonbon
[clapping intensifies]
thisnameistaken
Love the clapping like a seal bit
KevorkianScarf
I'm failing to see anyone's outstretched arms smacking their hands wildly. I do however see several normal, excited claps.
JadeNB1729
Dude, if your arms smack your hands when you clap, some part of your anatomy is broken.
LookForCeraInUserSub
jaminjimmyjames
Alright, alright.
ibelieveinathingcalledlove
Black people approved
Thiswasalltheyhad
That's what I'm sayin. Do you see how fast he started clapping in approval?
Bontondo
Or that slight nod of approval directly afterwards.
Jamesonlikethewhiskey
HarleyQuinn699
"Monica"- the black guy after
NekoMiko06
Erica
aPrideofLions
'Oh, Monica'- Bill after
Captain200256
babyporkchops
Zasep
Such a good sketch
Terminal56
Is that Peele (idk his first name)
RedCharlie
Jordan, and yes
lilmessi42
Throwback to when this happened in real life
ChameleonFacedGoon
In his defence, that's Kevin Fucking Durant
Dizznasty
That's his middle name huh? The more you know!
IChooseWisely
Ha!
thatpandagirl
Don't forget Bernie was a member of a Black Rights activist group in college and was arrested for it.
twfeline
That was during the Civil War?
Tharundilo
Not sure if trolling or autist
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
I think he was making a joke on his age. Like how I joked with my old man how when he got his license I asked if dinosaurs needed licenses.
iHveNoCleverName
*slaps knee* That be a good one right there ey.
iHveNoCleverName
Hilary actually desegregated an entire school district before she was a politician.
VigorousButtstuff
She also got rapists off on technicalities before she was a politician. So there's that.
citoyenne
She was assigned that case (she tried to get taken off it) and she did her job. Isn't imgur normally all about due process in rape cases?
iHveNoCleverName
Really? Bet you believe in the Clinton murders in the 90s too. However, back to the topic at hand. Can you elaborate, maybe proof?
VigorousButtstuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCDzRtZLUkc Her saying it on tape.
iHveNoCleverName
Fact check yall shit mon. http://www.factcheck.org/2016/06/clintons-1975-rape-case/
iHveNoCleverName
You know when she was teaching law in Arkansas University the JUDGE requested her to represent that man. She even felt uncomfortable with it
lieutenantLtSmash
Not always so smooth
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iHveNoCleverName
HAGAHAHA
gamecast92
That's because it's Ellen's fault.
AngryGroundhog
The national travesty would be ignoring Bernie's wishes & handing the country to Donald Trump, where-in we'd lose everything he fought for.
citoyenne
I wish Bernie supporters would actually listen to Bernie.
CardiosOne
It's people's right to decide who to vote for. If Hillary loses those votes that's on her and the DNC, and no one else.
AngryGroundhog
It is their right; but how can she win people over who refuse to even consider her? She's adopted nearly all of Bernie's policies.
CardiosOne
It's called honesty. One of the top things the public describes her as is a liar.
AngryGroundhog
It's about perspective: http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/lists/people/comparing-hillary-clinton-donald-trump-truth-o-met/
AngryGroundhog
I was a bernie supporter in the primaries, but some of these guys be like:
Memes4Cheap
this could be us but we playin'
override367
millenials couldn't be bothered to actually vote because omg you guys voting doesn't matter anyway
override367
*shakes walker at kids and their damn cell phones*
RandAIFlagg
Brexit.
smitmp02
The DNC rigged it. We all know Bernie Sanders got more votes than Hillary. Don't be naive.
override367
The DNC rigged it? Really? Hillary won by more than ten times the margin that Obama did in 2008, that's quite a fucking claim!
override367
They also managed to keep turnout down at historic lows and had the cooperation of the state election boards in red states that hate clinton
override367
Then they intentionally leaked a bunch of e-mails showing a preference for Hillary and positing schemes to help her win, but nothing illegal
Billy2sweet
This could be US*
SmertNSpecial
Heyo
senkuo
Honestly im kinda sad that he didn't go further.
babycoolredhead
https://media.giphy.com/media/lXiRyzIIiVd9kP9PW/giphy.gif
AlmostScientist
I know he isn't like this but it reminds me of http://imgur.com/kwC9Y2C.gif
HamRoll
Now I'm gonna need the episode that this was in
kinnell
Scrubs - Season 5 Episode 19
HamRoll
skiprains
Hahaha. I love that! +1
NEEDZMOAR
exactly what I was thinking of when I first saw this.
Sztywniak
I keep hearing "what's up dong?"
babyporkchops
iHveNoCleverName
DaddyBinks
Is that Patrick leahy?
CasualFridayHandjob
Well see the thing is, he didn't start it, he went for a normal handshake, and reacted to the change up. Some real O.G. shit.
AlmostScientist
smooth like his hair.
AlmostScientist
silky
whatevermanishowedup
Maybe it's Maybelline
AnotherImgurian14
I get why people would like Trump/Sanders even if I disagree with them. I do NOT get why anyone would like Hillary.
Wimpymind
same. I dont think either would be a good leader (prefer trump of the 2, but meteor would be better), bue she is a damn snake.
Wimpymind
but*
BlakcXS
The best i can say is that Hillary is the best of the worst.Trump would spell death to US.Im not from US, im from EU, so this is my opinion
aselleus
She has been in politics a long time, has been in the white house and knows what to expect. Plus Bill. I feel like she will get stuff done
eskamobob1
The policies she is running on are extremely close to my own. That is at least a reason even if I think she is a lying sack of shit
Barkinsons
Because she has by far the most experience and competence to run a public office and won't fuck over Obamas policies
sirplayerone
Simply because she isn't Trump. With Bernie gone and no viable third party choice, she's all we got. Which is fucked up.
minneapple
Because her politics align with ours, perhaps?
rubbarz
Because its Trump/Hillary....
AncientSeraph
I feel the same about Trump. As an outsider, I'm absolutely baffled by him getting this ridiculously far.
AnotherImgurian14
I get why people like Trump. They are nostalgic for the 80s/90s. I will admit(I don't support him) people twist his words a lot.
SneakyNickCage
I feel like they twist his words to make him LESS awful...
TheRealHS
She's a famous woman, establishment, loved in the media and voters are too apathetic to see her for what she is. = recipe for easy ride.
Wimpymind
loved in the media? No shit lol. They pay her.
DannyGG
"loved by the media". Umm approximately 40 years of media scrutiny would like a word with you...
imaginedear
Because she supports most of the same policies I do. I don't get why anyone votes on any other criteria.
killscrew
Because crazy people can act with presidential authority and completely ignore their platform...
eskamobob1
I think voting based off of what policies you feel each politician will be able to enact is a fair criteria
Xirema
She's also been fighting for those policies for the better part of the last 40 years, minus a few unfortunate blips, here and there.
Thonanon
...If by blips you mean Icebergs and the nation is the Titanic
UnfortunatelyTheHighKingofSkyrim
I too enjoy hyperbole.
imaginedear
Exactly
ThatOneGuyOP
Because she has a lot of policies that are similar to bernies. Im not going to risk the security of our nation just because I don't like her
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Seem's everyone's downvoting anything anti-Hillary but she's real keen on starting shit with Russia, which is kinda bad for security.
FoeOfFauxPho
Thank you
CardiosOne
She is extremely hawkish, pro corporate establishment.. And is already contradicting herself self on policies from the primary like the tpp
kerms
I mean you're still risking the security of our nation. Hillary's got a track record of being bad for security of the nation.
thesixthcourier
Considering that Trump is in *personal/professional* debt to foreign nationals, I don't know that he has a leg to stand on there.
ShepskyHuskherd
Because a buffoon whose companies have had to be bailed out by banks due to bankruptcy multiple times is good for USA?
kerms
He owns like 70-something companies, and like 4 of them went bankrupt. That's normal for an entrepeneur.
ThatOneGuyOP
I would like to see a list of these 70 companies plz.
Liquidditch
The best arguement ive seen for her is that she isnt trump
JustCallMeJazzHands
You're certainly not wrong.
rubbarz
Thats all you need when thats all you got
RandomlyAppointedNSAAgent
But let me counter that argument with an equally valid point: she IS Hillary
MaybeIDontWantAUsername
Well yeah, but he is Trump
CheetahFart
CandyDickDaddyWithTheSugarBalls
Yea and I got downvoted for saying that is not a reason to vote for her..
killscrew
It actually is... lesser of two evils
CandyDickDaddyWithTheSugarBalls
Ill be voting third party
thesixthcourier
And that's fine, but if you live in a swing state you're making a "statement vote" and essentially playing political roulette.
CameToCommentandChewGumImAllOutOfGum
At this point what else do you need? I mean we don't have a viable 3rd option now
Fireheart1990
There's always Jill Stein.
Wander1236
I've been seeing a lot of Gary Johnson posters lately.
tiikki
In your system voting 3rd party = suppoting the main candidate you hate more.
Wander1236
Why am I downvoted? I literally just made an observation.
NotaClipaMagazine
Gary Johnson want's to reduce the military, legalize weed, is pro nuclear. Sure I don't 100% agree, but he's easily the best one out there.
NotaClipaMagazine
Wow, didn't realize how many pro defense spending, anti green energy, anti drug people were here.
thesixthcourier
I'm for all those things too, what I'm not for is eliminating corporate income tax, and won't vote for anyone who supports it. And while >
rexzeer
Most people asked on the street said they'd vote for Clinton because she's not Trump and/or because she's a woman. I think it's a shame /1
rexzeer
that having a vagina is the best reason why people think they should vote on a candidate. /2
TheUpdootist
Kind of like people who say I'm not voting for her because she lies so instead I'll vote for Trump. Hmmmmm...
rexzeer
What's between your legs is a physical characteristic. Being a liar is a moral one. The first has nothing to do with whether you're /1
rexzeer
qualified for presidency. The second has everything to do with it. /2
Tachyon000
Wow nice politically motivated factoid with no source
rexzeer
OMG, a comment on one of the presidential candidates is politically motivated!
BluBoxx
That and you know, she's also a world class leader with solid independently lauded policy prescriptions and vision
TakWriterOfWorlds
Benghazi! E-mails!
rexzeer
Yes, given her track record we kind of know what kind of president Clinton would be. And that's why I won't vote for her.
TakWriterOfWorlds
Which record are you looking at? Voting record? Children's health insurance program? Legal aid lawyer?
BluBoxx
Because the last Clinton we had in the Oval Office only improved our nation 10 fold....?
elfoe
The debate went better than I expected, it seems people just think it's cool to pretend to be outraged with all the options
micotyro
Yeah, it was honestly a very stressful anticipation but what a relief when it finished.
thatanonymoususer
The debate as an isolated incident is alright, but if you've been following it the whole time, the result can be frustrating.
inmediasrays
I don't want to vote for Umpa Loompa Hitler or Claire Underhill and I don't feel like those should be my only options.
comfortableshoes
It's Underwood. And you should vote for her.
inmediasrays
You're right about the name but wrong about who I should vote for.
comfortableshoes
Hope you don't live in a swing state.
inmediasrays
And before you get all Jill Stein or Gary Johnson on me, 1 Panders to anti-vaxers, 2 is only candidate that's totally ok with mass shootings
NexiKuro
I think the debate would've been even louder with bernie tbh, it would've just been two old geezers refusing to use their indoor voices.
NexiKuro
2/1 don't get me wrong, berms would've had an easier time by dividing the pro outsider vote. But the debate would be a loud af trainwreck.
Inglorious89
I get the feeling most of the people who are complaining about the debate didn't watch it.
Itsboomtiemrightnow
I watched the debate and I can confirm that it was ridiculous. Nothing but ad hominem arguments for the entire debate.
Itsboomtiemrightnow
I watched the debate and I can confirm that it was ridiculous. Nothing but ad hominem arguments for the entire debate.
dmex
I also watched it and clearly saw a difference between a measured adult and a petulant child.
thisplaceisnotforyou
Oh yeah if you love Bernie I can see how the choice is difficult. If only he had helped write a candidate's platform to be the most liberal.
Rc58
More liberal than the Green Party's?
DizzyNosferatu
Right? For fuck's sake, I voted for Sanders in Illinois, but even I can see the tone around Clinton is hyperbolic and hysterical.
averageexpectations
Voting for Clinton: but what if she continues the benefits of the 1%? Voting for Trump: but what if he decides Hitler was right?
Pandaphant
Oh yeah, he did!
SudoNimm
while she might be saying some of the same stuff as him now, ppl don't think she believes it or will try to get it done when elected. 2/2
thisplaceisnotforyou
Even if she doesn't do all of it, exactly how much do you think you'll get under Trump?
SudoNimm
It's difficult because it is hard to believe that Hillary will follow through on any of it. Ppl don't trust her word, so 1/
thesixthcourier
He's openly asked his supporters to vote for Hillary. Trump is a dangerous candidate, this is not the time to make a "statement" vote. Had >
crii
honestly, this IS the time to make a statement vote. if 3rd party candidates can draw enough of the popular vote away from either major 1/?
crii
party's trash candidates, maybe they could realize that we really, really don't want divisive, lying, conniving leaders. [1/2]
BaronVonCucumber
Didn't he recently aquire a 3rd house ?
thesixthcourier
He's got a home in DC and Vermont, this is common for people in Congress. They've always had 3 homes, they sold the existing vacation >
thesixthcourier
home (which his wife inherited) and bought a new one. So he has bought a new house, but hasn't added an additional home.
thesixthcourier
Cruz or Jeb! been the nominee, I might be voting for Stein (or hopefully Bernie would have run 3rd party), but with Trump, I'll play it >
catsonmeth
Registering green, have no hope to ever vote green.
nlghtmancometh
Cruz would have been worse than Trump. Jeb, I'll give you.
thesixthcourier
safe and continue to follow Bernie's lead, which in this case is to JUST FUCKING VOTE FOR HILLARY AND STOP POUTING!
RandAIFlagg
See, I'm voting Accelerationist.
iHveNoCleverName
Thank you. It only logical choice. Now here's your reward.
manimatr0n
Candidates have to earn a vote.
NobodyHasToReadThisCrap
No. Voting can be strategic. Some elections you can vote a great candidate into office. Others, you vote to protect you country from tragedy
magoslich
To be fair, you dodged a bullet on Stein. She is like 75% Trump crazy. (Wifi is giving us cancer says she)
JohnFloorwalker
I've heard crazier shit man.
HighestHorse
I love how people criticise Bernie for wanting free education and healthcare saying "where does he think the money will come from?" 1/?
JosAngelGONZO
Not like California use to have free college or something...
MerToo
Spending tax dollars on megadeaths = 'Merica!!! Spending tax dollars on health & education is COMMUNISM! Please learn the difference.
MerToo
Much free! So peace. http://www.globalresearch.ca/us-has-killed-more-than-20-million-people-in-37-victim-nations-since-world-war-ii/5492051
MerToo
Probly coulda had nice infrastructure and a health system for the same cost, but it wouldn't have made for exciting TV.
iamMrG
I'm sorry, but after three college degrees, there are too many IDIOTS going to college instead of going to a trade school...
averageexpectations
That's cultural. We've been made to believe that the way to success is a college degree. For me, you should go to college only if->
averageexpectations
your aim is to get more knowledge. If your aim is to get a nice salary, other options should be more desirable. But people, even potential->
averageexpectations
employers, sometimes see college-less people as undesirable.
nlghtmancometh
Do you really think Americans want warfare and killing?
FancyGiraffes
They seem okay with funding terrorism, so that's a definitive "Yes."
nlghtmancometh
Which Americans do you know seem "okay with funding terrorism"?
pdxenburg
No, they said Bernie is "free everything" - but then again, they're lying sacks of shit
cheeseguy3412
Bernie: The manifestation of the country's last fuck. It went flying out the window.
uvwaexx
There's a broken window Econ joke somewhere in here...
cheeseguy3412
Trump is the broken window. Now someone's going to break all the others too.
UncleIrohnman
Krasnopeev
One might say there were no fucks then
cheeseguy3412
Unfortunately, there were two fucks left. They had a "debate" the other night.
Snowdemoman
Where will Bernie get the money from? Easy, by taxing the 1% who've been DODGING THEIR FUCKING TAXES!
MemeMyselfnI
Love it. If you can use the deduction, it's tax law, if you can't use it. ..it's a loophole. Stupid cunts.
StarrrryNight
You need to make paying taxes the patriotic thing to do. Helping fund the country. Make tax dodging anti-American + problem solved.
thesixthcourier
I love Bernie (and voted for him), but for what he wanted to achieve, it would likely have required a tax hike for the top 10%. Which I >
thesixthcourier
still think is fine, speaking as someone who would be impacted by it. But just financially speaking, the top 1% alone wouldn't have cut it.
DontMakeMeBeThatGuy
45% of Americans will pay no income tax this year. Just throwing that out there
causality
45% of corporations won't either.
Littleman88
How do I jump onto this train, because where I work, I really shouldn't be paying ~25% to the government with every paycheck.
JmHReborn
Or because they don't make enough to qualify to pay income taxes. But there are other types of taxes... Property, state, local and sales
SolidEther
Yeah we just a multi billion dollar weapon deal with israel
caboops
I can't believe we just a.
RenamedUser
I accidentally a whole coke bottle
MerToo
IKR? And with Israel, who are one of the nastiest little bunches of assholes since those German ones, & remember what we had to do to *them*
Fahargo
So we made an investment in the our strongest ally in the middle-east. So terrible
Suspended1
The fact that we call Israel an ally is telling, if they weren't Jewish they'd straight up be enemies of the US because of their government.
caboops
Fuck you we call Saudi Arabia an ally
Fahargo
Honestly curious can you list some of the things the Israeli government has done
Suspended1
Israel keeps and treats the Palestinian/non-Jewish population in a way that meets the dictionary definition of apartheid, for one.
HighestHorse
So many Americans have no issue with spending trillions of tax dollars on warfare and killing people but when it comes to helping 2/?
DameNight
As the top country who spends the most money in the world on military expeditures, the U.S. can afford to divert some of that towards 1/
DoctorSpaceDog
Finally, this guy you made for the purpose of argument gets what's coming to him. I was so sick of that guy who suits your purpose so well.
DameNight
education, healthcare, and other important issues. America spends more money on the military than the next seven countries combined. 2/2
HighestHorse
Americans and the betterment of their own country no one supports it. So sad. As if free healthcare & education never has worked before 3/3
KnuckleDeepInABabyTRex
I am impressed by your guys' ability to not down vote the shit out of a double comment
HighestHorse
Check again..
HighestHorse
Americans and the betterment of their own country no one supports it. So sad. As if free healthcare & education never has worked before 3/3
inthehole
Even though I completely agree with this, the username checks out
Diacyn
Wish we would switch to nuclear power so we can get the hell out of the middle east.
RogerMajor
Honestly it's just people being uniformed about how our government works now, and how his plan would change that. It's sad really.
OptimisticDownvoteLover
Lack of education, vast misinformation... Its a deadly cycle isnt it? I hope we'll get out of it soon
HouseOfEvil
I for one, despise having the biggest military in the world. There's so much good that could be done instead of maintaining killing machines
Pieala
You are correct. We like just looking like we're helping.
Shiroto
You... you know much more is spent on medicare-aid and social security that our defense and safety right? Or "killing people" as you say
natabus
National sense of twisted Machismo. "better to throw labor and resources down the drain of war, then to spend it aiding the WEAK"
Zaratamtam
That's what they call patriotism.
chardlz
But you see, healthcare and education are stupid causes, killing people is a way better way to spend our money
jesusdudewtf
Yes. I am completely okay with money spent on warfare because a big customer of my company has only military contracts. Gives us work.
kerchew
maintaining trade routes open, policing, and protecting foreign interests has no reflection on our GDP. Meanwhile the us spends the 2nd most
kerchew
Of any country on social welfare and how is that helping our poverty rate exactly? You are misrepresenting the argument that most have with
kerchew
Social spending in that it isn't benefiting people long term like work and creating wealth will. Only holding them back.
Toderdj
Nobody said anything about welfare.
LiterallyWorseThanHitler
I wouldn't be surprised if all the money put into free education would also pay back. An educated populace is a productive populace.
scruffymarcher
We already have more bachelors degrees than Germany.
LiterallyWorseThanHitler
Well, unless that's relative to the population, that's no big surprise, since you have almost four times as many people.
Eskandar
An educated populace doesn't vote these jackholes into office term after term.
CrustyJohnson
It's funny you say that when half the fucking memes on imgur are graduates complaining about not being able to find a job in their field...
DongSayaDae
A countrys ability to produce a horrible labor market isnt the same as educated people not finding a job. Educated people do tend to work
philipjennings
Look to Finland. They say their most valuable export is their educated populace.
AncientSeraph
Holland checking in. We've a mostly knowledge-based economy.
TheRoab
Denmark. Free education, hell, you even get paid to take an education. And free healthcare.
CrustyJohnson
Your country is also tiny and contributes nothing to international conflict resolution.
TheRoab
With some of the best trained special forces in the world, we certainly do not contribute #sarcasm
HighestHorse
Right..
troublecliff
Resolution!?
DongSayaDae
Comes from the country that is pretty much the cause for most major international conflicts for past decades...
BewareTheCrocigator
international conflict creation*
mrShaver
I'll agree that the Military budget is a substantial amount of money, but in it was only 16% of budget.
librarywyrm
Take out a loan with 16% interest
GanjalfTheClear
Why the down votes? This is a great fucking point.
Thoraxe123
16% is a lot
mrShaver
Is it really though?
britishdilettantejimmyrustlerbutmostlyokguy
You guys spend 16% of your budget on defence?!
mrShaver
Sounds like a lot, yeah. Keep in mind, though, that a good portion (idk exact figures) is spent on our allies as well.
GanjalfTheClear
Uhh. The US spent $600 billion on defense in 2015. The next country to even come close to that number was China, and they spent $215 billion
mrShaver
How many other countries does China pay military expenses for?
GanjalfTheClear
That's not an "only" sort of figure there. Imagine would $400 billion could do for education or just general infrastructure.
PubstarHero
How to save on Military budget - Go back to the olden days where contracts were done by forcing companies to build the prototypes 1/2
PubstarHero
With an outline given to them. Best prototype wins the contract award. Shit like the F-35 wouldn't happen if this were the case.