Me after saying these edibles ain’t sh!t

Sep 16, 2026 5:42 AM

abortmemom

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He's from the Galápa-comatose Isles.

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I'm telling you Bub was more alive than that thing wearing mitch's skin.

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Pathetic. Especially what they're using him for

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He's probably even proud of being used this way.

21 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is that one of those skinwalkers?

1 day ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Has anyone heard him speak since they wheeled him back into Congress?

1 day ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

the media is useless and only reports the "statement" made by his staff as if it came out of his own mouth... he looks too gorped out to form syllables, let alone entire sentences.

22 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Edgar-Suit

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The slack-jawed vacant stare says it all......

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"Hey, who shit my pants?"

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A vegetable not even Taylor Farms would pick

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edibles? No way, he's getting it in the IV, he cannot chew.

1 day ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Or in gaseous form. Joker gas, from the looks of it

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I think there should be an upper age limit to serve in any and all public office or court.

If retirement age is 65 then why do we let the geriatric dementia patients stay in control until they die at 140?

Step down and let the next generation handle things. Stop thinking that someone who was alive during WW1 knows how to regulate crypto and AI.

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because if someone is 85 and still doing good work, like bernie sanders, we would be diminished by discarding the last TWENTY YEARS of what he's been doing. if someone is incapable of doing or inept at their elected position, the method of removal is supposed to be impeachment or "don't vote them back in".

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But then we have people like Mitch McConnell who is moments from death and clearly not mentally capable of performing his duties anymore, but is wheeled into voting chamber and blatantly told how to vote because it’s very likely, he doesn’t know what he’s voting on, and may not even know where he is.

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This video is upsetting. We are seeing something that is wrong. You kind of expect to see giant insect parts peaking out of his mouth.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Rigor tortoise

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Ngl i'm legitimately surprised he's still alive in ANY way

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If that’s even him / a human

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Not sure that qualifies as living.

23 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm using the loosest term, basically if he has a pulse of any kind

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Blink twice if you’re under duress!

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I see so many references to Weekend at Bernie's but clearly we've moved along to Weekend at Bernie's 2.

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Take it on the positive way: medicine and science is advanced so much that is possible to make a vegetative state man to be seen as a normal elder man brought around by someone.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"to be seen as normal?" Man the Will Smith Spaghetti AI video looked more real than this.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A normal elder man brought around by someone. Basically one step before death but still alive.

20 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s not Ai so sod off

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He's never been sharper or more ready to block an appointment by a Democrat.

21 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He was an imbecile even before this, now downgraded to an idiot

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Oh boy! A car ride!

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Sir, this is a hurst...

22 hours ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Hearse?

17 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, poop.... Stupid quick typing. I really Mississippi up that comment.

16 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't wart about it

15 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

🤣🤣

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That thing's not human.

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Ya. That's a bot

20 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

weekend at mitch's: the distraction

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Was it ever?

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I feel sad for her because this was a low day for her. She has said she was in some level of crisis, and that's pretty clear from the video. Not the same as someone getting drunk and raising hell. HOWEVER, she is missing an opportunity to make a bajillion dollars doing reaction vids.

1 day ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Who is she?

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

oh dang, i looked her up. her name is tiffany gomas, and she is ABSOLUTELY trying to capitalize on her 15 min of fame. yikes. https://ca.news.yahoo.com/crazy-plane-lady-tiffany-gomas-121741304.html

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When is this from?

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This week when he was wheeled in to prove "he is still fit to serve*

23 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Looks truly fit to serve...as a repuglican

22 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One of those talking cards that occasionally says racial and other slurs is fit to be a Republican politician

21 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The lights are on but nobody is home. Should be considered elder abuse.

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/a/sBXa2yf

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anything to distract

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Whatever fell magicks were performed to retrieve his turtle soul from turtle Hell, clearly they didn't quite complete the job

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I pretty much don’t care if they abuse that specific elder. That dipshit doesn’t deserve anything better. Let his sufferin be long and painful.

21 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

His mouth has Kash Patel eyes.

23 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He's just delaying cognition until the next election. Classic turtle.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nah, fuck him.

It's an abuse to the country and our democracy, but that formerly sentient pile of feces deserves any suffering he has coming.

1 day ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Good, I hope he suffers. I hope he's screaming in there.

21 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

the lights are off, and there is nobody home.

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The lanterns on but nobody's at the helm

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the lanterns on but the boat has sunk.

23 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don’t support abuse buuuuut he’s got a LOT of comeuppance that is overdue

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He isn't there to perceive any deserved backlash anymore.

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Probably high on various drugs. Prescription drugs I'm sure, but enough to mobilise him artificially. It is absurd to think in this capacity he can fully function for his job.

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It's absurd to think that whatever is left can remotely function in any job.
Couldn't even give any reliable feedback as mattress tester at this point.

1 day ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Fully function? He probably doesn't undestand that he has a job at all at this point...

1 day ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

His brain is just mush at this point. This guy's got seven mondays every week.

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Every day is Sunday morning for all I care

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