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Jul 18, 2016 9:32 PM
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The13ThirtySeven
I also have more dick than you have what you going to do about that?
TylerTheAsshole
Holy shit, Dave? Did I just find you on Imgur?
JimmerusMaximus
As someone living paycheck to paycheck. I dislike that beggars think I have more money than them cause I'm not on the street.
chance2120
Where's the clip of bender taking the orphan robots legs and cart?!
WatWouJeDoenDan
How I feel moving to Philadelphia broke and unemployed
Tamzzzzzz
I've seen one with a fur coat and a walk-man(this is the early 90's)
KuteKittenKoats
I have $0.32 in my bank account at this moment so yeah the average homeless person probably has more money then me.
ScienceGoneTooFar
ambrosiuscomehereatonce
I would love to be at zero.
lizavp
In NYC it's illegal to vocally beg.
11235813213455891442333776109871597
Tell that to the beggars
CaptainAham
A homeless guy called me fat boy cause I didn't have change when I was running on the bike path near my house the other day. Make me laugh
ImaginarySuccess
You monster! You were running on a bike path?! How do you sleep at night? I bet you run on sidewalks too? People these days... smh.
NiggerWaffles
At least he could sleep at night in warmth, unlike the homeless person
TheWolfofUsersub
http://imgur.com/9LrD2rM
tatatataco
money is an illusion.... but quality of life isn't
wassappeninguey
I hated that my kids have more money than I do
Boxxcars
...Is that not part of the point of being a parent? To make sure your kids end up with more than you had?
wassappeninguey
Totally true, and they work so hard for it makes me PROUD!!
bond100
I spent 18 months homeless my last two years of high school. I was financially better off then than I am now.
JaredKidd
Yes and no. Having money is a preferable position even if you have debt, as long as you can reasonably pay it off in due time.
ohmegatron
I was homeless for years and lived much better with nothing than I do now with a full time job.
imadethisaccounttocommentonpictures
How?
13thDukeofWybourne
I wish I had a cup
PeachyFuckingKeen
And two girls?
Isthe4thtimethecharm
Damn you beat me by 1 minute
Gilgamech
Those are beggars. Not all beggars are homeless, and not all homeless are beggars.
LosPer
All he had to do was say homeless beggars...jeez. Joke much?
AbrahamChow
Extremely true, I've met some professionals who travel so often that they don't need a house and rests at hotels ever so often.
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thats legit.
Crowlands
Done well, it's shockingly lucrative! You can find research on signs and appearance and so on.
Crowlands
In one test, a man and woman with a sign reading "Young couple (soon with child) begs for help" earned $55 in 2 hours.
WholeLeeSmokes
I bet you are fun at parties
Gilgamech
I'm either serving off the keg or loading the bong. Nobody cuts a better shotgun hole in a beer can than me.
unclesmeatball
Yeah you seem to brag alot too. Definitely no fun
ncbluek9
Here we go! Transhomeless. Transbegger. Crosshomebegger. Q.
Gilgamech
Beggarqueer.
LearnedCoward
If I was going to move to Portland and start an accordion/ukulele/hula hoop orchestra, that's what I'd call it.
Cheomesh
Beggarcurious
RonSwansonTheGreat
Its funny because it's actually true sometimes. Fuck.
EnticingRobochov
I remember reading a story about some rich dude who dressed himself and his family in rags and pretended to be homeless in my area.
anstroen
I think that is an urban legend / myth in all major and minor cities.
EnticingRobochov
Myths don't get arrested.
HardyHarHeartattack
That's a pretty common myth. As a dude that's been homeless, it's definitely a myth.
ecodude
I've only ever met one panhandler, and he got arrested shortly after I met him.
EnticingRobochov
Seeing as the dude was arrested I'm gonna go with no, it's not a myth.
LivingDecomposition
Not 100% myth, but, like, very very very low odds that anyone you see on the street is like that.